Chapter 702: The World Is Sober
When he returned home that night, Yang Jun received a call from Wang Yuying from his hometown. The call was made from my hometown.
Yang Jun vaguely heard the second uncle nagging beside him, and kept boasting that he could only use the official phone for the sake of his own face.
Maybe because he was too verbose, he finally Wang Yuying off. After a scolding, he kicked him out.
"Jun'er, you can say it now, your second uncle's annoying monkey was locked out by me." When Yang Jun heard this, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Mom, if there are any monkeys locked outside, they are all locked inside."
"Stinky boy, are you looking for a pump? Say your mom is a monkey? Wang Yuying said unhappily.
"Hehe, how dare you, I just haven't seen you for many days, and I miss you."
"Sycophant, you don't have to go out of your way to please me, your mother and I don't have any family property for you to inherit."
"Hey, you got it too." As soon as the two met, they had a meeting and joked. Then, let's get down to business.
"Jun'er, it will take a few days for me to go back, and your grandfather hasn't taken it yet." Wang Yuying's depressed voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Mom, do you need fire support?"
"No, I haven't done it yet."
"What the hell are your tricks, can you tell me about them?" Regarding Wang Yuying's so-called trick, Yang Jun was curious.
Grandpa is an old stubborn, in the minds of their generation, the idea of returning to the roots is deep-rooted, and it is not easy to persuade him to come to Sijiu City.
Yang Jun was afraid that the tricks in the city would not be able to deal with the old stubbornness in the countryside.
"Hey, don't ask, it's unseemly to say it." Wang Yuying refused.
"Mom, if you really can't do it, don't hold on to ......"
"Bastard, how do you know your mother can't do it if you haven't tried?"
"Well, don't be angry, I didn't say that." Wang Yuying is most afraid of others saying that she can't do it. You know, she is a strong woman who is a widow pulling five children, and she is most afraid of being looked down upon by others.
Now that Yang Jun said this, his old face suddenly couldn't hang up.
"Don't just talk about me, let me ask you, have you slept in a separate room with your daughter-in-law recently?"
"Mom, I was just about to tell you about it." Yang Jun smiled bitterly: "It's not that your son doesn't want to sleep in separate rooms, but wherever I go, your daughter-in-law will follow me wherever I go, and I can't get rid of it, and I can't help it." ”
"Stinky boy, you are my son, I still don't know you, I'm afraid you say the opposite, right?"
"Hey, don't believe it, I really don't care about me, if you don't believe it, you can ask your daughter-in-law." After Yang Jun finished speaking, he said in the direction of the bedroom: "Qiushui, can I sleep in the wing room tonight?" ”
"No way!" Yi Qiushui didn't know what was going on, so he refused without thinking about it. Yang Jun took the microphone back and said with a smile: "Mom, did you hear me, I really don't care about my business, it's your daughter-in-law who doesn't agree." ”
"Stinky boy, your daughter-in-law is not sensible, are you not sensible?" Wang Yuying scolded.
"I'm a 300-month-old baby, and I'm really ignorant."
"What do you say? Do you have the ability to say it again? Wang Yuying scolded loudly on the other side. Yang Jun's ears hurt from the shock, and he subconsciously put the microphone farther away.
"What do you say? Ah, you're in the mountains, and the signal is not good, I can't hear clearly. Yang Jun took the microphone a little farther away, and then pretended not to hear clearly.
"Ah, why don't you speak, the signal is cut off again?" After speaking, he hung up the phone directly. After hanging up, he smiled awkwardly.
In this era, there are no mobile phones, they are all landlines, and there is no such thing as a good signal. Coming out of the study, Yang Jun went straight back to the bedroom.
Yi Qiushui was dressed, one hand was still caressing the slightly bulging lower abdomen, and his face was full of happy smiles.
Seeing this, Yang Jun gently climbed onto the bed and lay down next to him.
"Baby, I'm here." When Yi Qiushui heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly beckoned to him.
"Just wait for you, you haven't told a story to your child in a long time."
"Well, I suddenly remembered that the light in the study hasn't been turned off yet." Before Yang Jun could lie down, he immediately got up.
"Stop me." Yi Qiushui stared at him with a frosty face, and he panicked when he saw it.
"What can I do if the lights are not turned off? Think about it yourself, haven't you told your child a story for more than two months? Yang Jun smiled bitterly: "Haven't I been on a business trip for the past two months?" ”
"Yes, then you have to make up for it quickly, haven't you seen that the children have more shares with you?" Yang Jun shook his head, indicating that he really didn't see it.
As long as the child said a word of dissatisfaction to him, he Yang Jun said that he would correct it immediately. The key is that the child hasn't come out yet, how can he behave and be separated from him?
"Baby, our mother let us sleep in separate rooms, do you think I want to ......"
"Okay, no problem, you can sleep wherever you want." Yi Qiushui paused, a smile on the corner of his mouth, and continued: "But you must communicate with your son for an hour before going to bed." Yang Jun said with a bitter face: "I need comfort, I also need encouragement, I also need Sunday, and I also need ......."
"Less nonsense, you slip away." Yi Qiushui interrupted him.
"Hey, why is my life so miserable?" Yang Jun looked at the sky speechlessly, and muttered to himself: "Go to work tomorrow and see what other good things to do on a business trip?" ”…… The next day.
The whole family sits together for breakfast. Yang Jun first moved the chopsticks, and then others could move the chopsticks.
When he was almost eating, Yang Jun took out a stack of house books from his pocket.
"Qiushui, today you take Zhaodi and Xiaoxiao to the Housing Authority to check the household." Yang Jun thought that several of his younger brothers and sisters had their own set of courtyards, but only Sun Zhaodi and Wang Xiaoxiao did not.
In any case, he is also their godfather, and he must fulfill his obligations as an elder, and decided to give each of them a set of courtyard houses.
As for the rest, he is ready to live all under the name of Yi Qiushui.
"So much? Is it all in my name? Yi Qiushui was surprised.
"Well, give Zhaodi and Xiaoxiao one set each, and the rest is all yours." Yang Jundao.
"Okay, I'll take them over sometime." Iqiu waterway. This scene made Yang Mei and Yang Laosi red-eyed.
Ten houses represent ten sets of courtyards. Some people can't get a house after working hard for a lifetime, but Boss Yang can get a bunch of them casually, which is really more popular than people.
"Big brother, what's that, if my sister-in-law is not available, I can do it for me." Yang Mei said, but her hand quietly stretched out to the house.
"Smack!" Yang Jun knocked her hand off.
"The abacus is quite loud." Yang Jun pointed at Yi Qiushui and said, "Which eye do you have to see that your sister-in-law has no time?" ”
"Hehe, it's inconvenient for my sister-in-law to have a big belly, isn't this sharing the burden for her?"
"Huh, huh?" Yang Jun smiled: "If you are still as obedient as before, you don't need to speak, I will give you a set, you look at you now, I will say one sentence, you have ten sentences waiting for me." ”
"How can there be, I've always been very well-behaved, you let me face east, I will never dare to go west, you let me chase dogs, I will never catch chickens, what a well-behaved person." Yangmei Sheng was coquettish and made cute movements.
This scene made Yang Jun furious. It's all mothers, and it's nondescript to do this again.
"Okay, if you say it's broken, I won't ......give it to you" Before Yang Jun finished speaking, he saw Yi Qiushui pick up the house book and send one to each of them.
"Today, my sister-in-law is in charge, and each person will be divided into a set of courtyards, but you will have to be obedient in the future." Yang Jun rolled his eyes.
I didn't tear it down like this. The good guy made you do it, and the bad guy who co-authored him is not a person inside and out? It's not that he is reluctant to give up the house, but you have set rules for them and then give it to them.
It's called a slap on the wrist for a sweet date. It is necessary to use both grace and power.
"Sister-in-law, you are the best, you are the best sister-in-law in the world." Yang Mei happily hugged Yi Qiushui and coquettishly, and Yang Lao Si and Yang Lao Wu thanked them repeatedly.
"Sister-in-law, I won't accept anyone, so I'll obey you." Yang Laosi gave a thumbs up. Seeing this, Yang Jun rolled his eyes.
"Sycophants." Yang Mei smiled: "Big brother, why bother, I should thank you, you look at what you let you do, tsk." Yang Yu said: "Yes, the same family, why is the gap so big, look at your sister-in-law, and then look at you, learn a little." Yang Jun rolled his eyes in anger.
"It's too early to be proud, hasn't it been transferred yet?" Yang Mei and Yang Yu were stunned when they heard this, and hurriedly ran over, hugged his arm left and right, and said coquettishly,
"Eldest brother is like a father, eldest brother, your love for us, my sister will always remember it in my heart."
"Without you, big brother, there would be no us, everything we have today is all given by big brother, thank you big brother."
"......" The two of you said a word, and Yang Jun praised Yang Jun in the sky and in the ground, so that Yang Jun couldn't listen to it in the end.
"Okay, you two sycophants are enough, if you say one more thing, the house book will be taken back immediately."
"Hehe, thank you, big brother." Yang Mei thanked the two and returned to their seats. Seeing that Yang Huai had been lowering his head and cooking, he turned a deaf ear to the room book placed next to him.
Yang Jun sighed: "Look at how high the realm of the old five is, they don't like things and don't feel sad about themselves, they have a high demeanor." Yang Mei sneered: "Still superior? He's stupid. Yang Yu added: "Yes, he pees and plays with mud all day long, how can he know what houses and banknotes, he is a fool." Yang Jun rolled his eyes.
"How smart are you two? If you don't work hard all day, you know how to calculate your family. ”
"Hehe, we're not calculating, it's the eldest brother who feels sorry for us." The two of them had their room books in hand, and their tone of speech was much better.
The sycophants who don't want money are offered one by one, and the two of them do their best to please Yang Jun. The sycophants make people feel numb.
Seeing these two living treasures constantly patting their farts in front of Yang Jun, Yang Huai, who was burying his head in cooking, finally couldn't stand it.
sighed, gently put the chopsticks on the bowl, and said quietly,
"Look at you two, don't be ashamed, don't you think you just behaved like a beggar?" Yang Mei smiled: "Yang Lao Wu, what's wrong with the beggar?" Have you ever seen a beggar who can beg for a courtyard? Yang Yu echoed: "Rotten eggs, it seems that you are high-minded, and you don't want to have the ability." Yang Huai's face showed a composure that did not match his age.
Shaking his head, he said, "There is still a difference, at least I didn't reach out to beg." ”
"Hehe, with the two of you begging in front, do you think the eldest brother will lose my share?" When everyone heard this, they were all stunned.
After a while, Yang Jun gave Yang Huai a thumbs up.
"Old Five, you are sober in the world."