Chapter 719: Red Eggs
Regarding Nalan Qingmeng's deep love, Yang Jun said that this made him embarrassed. He has no people who love the faces of thousands of girls, nor does he have a prominent family background, he only has a cynical mentality, and some have a sense of justice.
But that's not enough to make so many beautiful women throw themselves into their arms, right? The first to throw himself into the arms was naturally Yi Qiushui.
The girl was impressed by his humorous style and profound knowledge, and the two tied the knot not long after they knew each other.
The second is Huang Yani, this girl is dead set on him, thinking about him everywhere, and her care for Yang Jun is even more than a wife's love for her husband.
There is also this Nalan Qingmeng, this girl looks like a disaster for the country and the people, is the most beautiful woman Yang Jun has ever seen, she is not only beautiful, but also knowledgeable, is the best partner for IKEA in everyone's minds, who knows that it is such a talented person who has a soft spot for him.
Yang Jun said that he was really not that good. Its practical and excellent description is already very face-saving for him.
Not only is he not excellent, but he is a scumbag. His career is not as upright as others see, and he secretly raises a junior, resells materials, copies money tickets, and destroys the economic market.
In the strict sense of the word, he is the kind of scumbag who does all bad things and is not worthy of forgiveness. is such a scumbag, but it can harvest the hearts of thousands of girls.
Yang Jun said that good people don't live long, but living people live for thousands of years. That's the truth. There is no justice in this world.
Those who expect God to open their eyes and thunder and do bad things are actually the salvation of the weak heart.
There is no savior in this world, and there is no afterlife. No one can count on it, and everything can only be relied on by themselves.
Of course, there are no good or bad people in this world. Some are just conflicts of interest, and some are different evaluation criteria.
Therefore, Yang Jun never defines the good or bad of others, because he is also a bad person in the eyes of others. Regarding the friendship between Nalan Qingmeng and Huang Yani, Yang Jun neither refused nor accepted.
He believed there was a saying called
"It comes naturally". However, for the person who beat his woman's idea, Yang Jun will not take revenge overnight.
Not long after Nalan Qingmeng went out, Yang Jun called Zhou Sheng to the office with a phone call.
"Big leader, are you looking for me?" Zhou Sheng's hands drooped, looking respectful. Yang Jun looked down at the document and said without raising his head,
"You've been my secretary for three months, haven't you?"
"It's been three months and eight days since I returned to the big leader." Zhou Sheng said with a smile. At this time, Zhou Sheng was in a very good mood.
Thinking to himself, Yang Jun has a lot of opportunities, and he feels very honored to be able to take some time to ask about him.
It seems that Yang Jun is not exempt from vulgarity, and his father's face still has to be given. He felt that being able to be looked at by Yang Jungao was all due to his father.
"I didn't expect more than three months to pass in a flash, and this time is relatively busy, and I haven't had time to ask about your work." Yang Jun read my documents, wrote his opinions, and then signed his name.
Put aside the corrected documents, and then look up and say, "Have you mastered the business?" Seeing Yang Jun asking about work, Zhou Shengmei smiled, and the joy in his heart was beyond words.
"I don't dare to say that I have all of them, but the general questions are still fine." Yang Jun pretended to be surprised: "Yo, the young man's ability is good, I didn't embarrass your father." After a pause, he continued, "Have you ever thought about going out and exercising?" When Zhou Sheng heard this, surprise flashed in his eyes.
Thinking to himself, Yang Jun really looked down on himself, and let him go out to exercise in such a short time. Thinking that the five secretaries in an office only have the opportunity to exercise, how can he not be happy.
Jiang Haitao and Huang Yani, haven't they followed Yang Jun for five or six years, have you seen that Yang Jun gave them the opportunity to go out to exercise?
No! At the beginning, the reason why he broke his head to become this secretary was nothing more than to be a secretary as a springboard, and he hoped to go further in his career in the future.
Now that the opportunity has come, nothing can be missed.
"Thank you for the promotion." Zhou Sheng bowed slightly and thanked him, and then continued: "Everything is up to you!" He said politely, not too high-profile, lest Yang Jun mistakenly think that he was frivolous and not calm enough.
Yang Jun pretended to ponder for a while before saying, "Actually, you all have to go out to exercise sooner or later, since it's a matter of morning and evening, it's better to go out early." ”
"That's it, you don't have to go to work today, go back and wait for the notice, I'll let you send your job transfer letter later, what do you think?" Zhou Sheng was overjoyed and said: "Everything is up to you." Then, he asked: "Big leader, can I ask, which position I am going to be transferred to?" ”
"Huh?" Yang Jun snorted lightly, then squinted and said,
"Xiao Zhou, is it possible that you have a favorite unit?" When Zhou Sheng heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, everything is up to your arrangement." Seeing Yang Jun's unkind eyes, he realized that something was wrong.
Listen to everything mentioned above, and go back and pick and choose, which will make Yang Jun think that he is a person who goes back on his word, and will leave a bad impression on people.
"Big leader, if it's okay, I'll go home and wait for the notice." Zhou Sheng said with a smile.
"Go, go, pack up your things, go home and wait." Yang Jun waved his hand to let him leave.
"Thank you for the careful cultivation of the big leader, thank you!" Zhou Sheng bowed and walked away. After a while, I saw Huang Yani quietly come in.
"Lao Yang, Zhou Sheng was fired by you?" Yang Jun's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "It's not big or small, Lao Yang is your name?" ”
"Hey, it's just the two of us here, there's no need to be so serious." Huang Yani said as she bypassed the desk and stood beside Yang Jun, rubbing her body against him intentionally or unintentionally.
"That's not good, this is the office, everything is according to the rules, re-called." Yang Jun pushed her away and motioned with his eyes for her to keep her distance.
When Huang Yani heard this, her beautiful eyes turned, and she squinted and asked, "You like others so much?" Do you want to listen to the high-pitched or tactful, I'll call you. Yang Jun was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily,
"What, what, you're getting more and more unruly, believe it or not, I'll let you ......"
"I'll let you ......" Looking at the woman in front of him with affectionate eyes and waiting to be sanctioned, Yang Jun finally failed to say the cruel words.
"This is the office, not any other place, be careful when you speak."
"Poof!" Huang Yani laughed and trembled, and then said coquettishly: "I understand what you mean, it's not that you can't call it, but the occasion is inappropriate, am I right?" ”
"You ......" Facing Huang Yani, who has an open, bold and active personality, Yang Jun really can't do anything about her.
"Yes!" Yang Jun confessed.
"Giggles!" Huang Yani laughed wildly, covering her mouth and laughing stupidly.
"Lao Yang, shall we go back to the courtyard tomorrow to work?" Huang Yani added with a smile: "There are few people over there. Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "Will I obey you?" ”
"Giggles!" Huang Yani laughed for a while, and then said solemnly,
"I saw Zhou Sheng packing up his things just now, did you open him?" Yang Jun listened and adjusted his sitting posture.
"People are doing a good job, what am I doing with others?" Even if Huang Yani is his person, Yang Jun is not willing to expose too much in front of her, after all, men are the most face-conscious species.
Huang Yani pursed her lips and said: "In front of me, there's no need to pretend, Qingmeng comes in with the front foot, and Zhou Sheng will clean up the things with the back foot, you will be blind to me." ”
"I think you're really blind." Yang Jun teased: "Have you ever seen someone who was opened and so happily packed up and went home?" Huang Yani was stunned.
After thinking about it carefully, she realized that it was really not what she thought. Zhou Sheng doesn't look like he was fired at all, but a bit like Zhang Yang after being promoted.
"I see." Huang Yani said suddenly: "You didn't open a family, but you definitely didn't tell people what unit you were promoted to, I guessed right?" ”
"You're really a roundworm in my stomach, and nothing can fill you." When Yang Jun heard this, he said dejectedly: "Yes, you guessed right, I plan to transfer him to the shipyard, and there is a lack of island guards over there." When Huang Yani heard this, she silently gave him a thumbs up.
"If anyone offends you, they will have eight lifetimes of blood mold."
"Aren't you afraid of offending his father?" Yang Jun said with a smile: "Girl, you remember, either you don't offend people, or you will offend to death, there is no good thing in this world that can neither offend people nor take advantage of them." Huang Yani pouted and said, "Anyway, I'll stand on your side and advance and retreat with you." Hearing this, Yang Jun nodded.
He believed Huang Yani's words, if there really was such a day, this girl would definitely sacrifice herself for him.
He had no doubts about his loyalty. Huang Yani leaned forward with her hands on the table, leaning forward, and suddenly asked.
"Oh, by the way, Lao Yang, do you like Qingmeng girl." Yang Jun was drinking tea, and when he heard the words, he sprayed.
"Poof!" Huang Yani was sprayed all over her face.
"What do you mean that I like her, it's obvious that she has a crush on me, okay?" Yang Jun looked distressed and said: "What's wrong with all of you, what good do I have, I have to pounce." Huang Yani wiped the tea on her face with her sleeve and looked at him with a resentful expression.
"The surname is Yang, let me tell you, I don't mind if you have other women, but there is one thing I want to tell you, there must always be a first come, first come, you can not accept me, but you can't go past me and go directly to Qingmeng, can you do this?" Looking at Huang Yani's serious face, Yang Jun was really stunned.
He nodded involuntarily: "Yes!" Huang Yani breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this.
"You can't have any other women than the two of us, can you do that?"
"Yes!" Yang Jun nodded.
"Also, you can't associate with other women except the two of us, you can't even speak, can you do it?"
"Yes!"
"Well, that's pretty much it, I hope you do what you say and don't let the two of us down." Hearing this, Huang Yani nodded with satisfaction, and then left arrogantly.
As soon as she left, Yang Jun in a trance suddenly reacted. said to Huang Yani's back: "Hey! Who are you, you are not my wife, why do you care about me? "Not to mention, although Huang Yani is not his wife, she manages more than his wife.
If you want to say which woman has stayed by her side the longest, I'm afraid that except for Huang Yani, it is Nalan Qingmeng.
Huang Yani is his secretary, not only to help him with his work, but also to take care of his daily life.
For example, what Yang Jun eats and what clothes he wears, most of them are under Huang Yani's control, when he goes to work, he pours tea and water, and when he is tired, he has to help him massage, and sometimes, in order to eat a bite, he is stunned to subsidize his salary.
It can be said that Huang Yani takes care of him meticulously, which is better than Yi Qiushui, a genuine wife.
Yang Jun saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart, and he was also tolerant of her. In fact, these are the things that the secretary does, but Yang Jun doesn't want to do that.
It's annoying enough to do repetitive mechanical work every day, and he doesn't want his life to become so cold, which is why he has his uninhibited style.
It is precisely because of his uninhibited and eclectic style that he has attracted the attention of women this time. Yang Jun said that this characteristic is innate, and he can't help it.
After a busy day, Yang Jun dragged his tired body home. As soon as I got home, I saw my mother Wang Yuying happily coming in with a bowl of red eggs.
"Qiushui, come, be happy, and give birth to a big fat boy in the future." Wang Yuying put down the sea bowl, picked the largest egg and peeled it and handed it to Yi Qiushui.
"Thank you, Mom!" Yi Qiushui took the egg, put it in his mouth and took a small bite.
"Mom, how much does this child Xiang Xiusheng weigh?"
"Remove the feces and urine, a full eight catties." Wang Yuying said with a smile.
"Hehe, Mom, you are so humorous, and you also get rid of feces and urine, do you think you are buying vegetables in the vegetable market?" Yi Qiushui said with a smile.
"Isn't it?" Wang Yuying said seriously: "When I was born, I pulled and urinated, which made other doctors all over my body, and your second mother apologized to others." ”
"I didn't expect this kid to be so cute."
"Who said it wasn't, the children of our old Yang family are all amazing, and all of them are loved." Speaking of this, Wang Yuying sighed: "It's a pity that our lineage is thin, and your second father's lineage is prosperous." "The second father, Yang Dong, is indeed prosperous, with two sons, plus three grandsons and a granddaughter.
Looking at the vein of the big house, except for Yang Jun, who has an unborn child, the others are really not as good as the second room.
Yang Jun was reading the newspaper next to him, and he did not participate in the conversation between their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, especially when talking about the issue of inheritance, he did not dare to interject.
When Yi Qiushui heard this, he held the hands of Wang Yuying and said, "Mom, don't worry, in the future, our big house will definitely be able to get a second room, and I will have a few more children at that time." ”
"Hey!" Before Yi Qiushui finished speaking, he heard Yang Jun sighing over there. He didn't know when Yi Qiushui was brainwashed by Wang Yuying, and he had to have more children.
"What are you screaming about, sigh again and believe me pumping you?" Wang Yuying crossed his waist and reprimanded. Seeing this, Yang Jun hurriedly confessed.
On this issue, he has never won a quarrel. He simply bowed his head and did not speak. Wang Yuying saw that he was silent, and she was even more unforgiving.
"The child is born and you don't care, look at you, who will you show with a straight face day by day?"
"As the eldest son in the family, I don't want to spread the branches for the old Yang family, are you worthy of the ancestors?"
"If the fifth child can support it, do I need to beg you?"
"I just want to hug my grandson, what's wrong, you're still pushing, what do you want to do?" In the face of Wang Yuying's pressing step by step, Yang Jun covered his face with his hands and rubbed it vigorously.
At the moment, the wisest thing to do is to remain silent. Don't try to be reasonable, because women don't have a reason to talk about.
In the end, he couldn't listen anymore, and Yang Jun got up and prepared to go back to the room.
"Stop!" Wang Yuying blocked his way, pointed to his nose and said, "Did I let you go?" Yang Jun didn't dare to show impatience, so he had to smile and say, "Mom, I suddenly remembered that there is still a document that I haven't processed, and I will use it for a meeting tomorrow." Wang Yuying said: "Can you tell me?" I don't care how important your documents are, none of this has anything to do with me. ”
"And what do you want?" Yang Jun asked. Wang Yuying looked back at the sea bowl with red eggs on the coffee table, picked a big one from it, and handed it to Yang Jun.
"Eat one, be happy, and have a few more big fat boys in the future." Yang Jun frowned. I took it anyway.
"Okay, thank you, Mom, I'll go back to the study to eat."
"Stop, finish eating, and then leave." Wang Yuying blocked his way, stared at him with two eyes and said, "I'll watch you eat." Seeing this, Yang Jun couldn't cry or laugh.
looked at the red egg in his hand, and his heart was stunned. These red eggs are dyed with magenta or red ink, and the most recent ones are dyed with red paper dipped in water.
The red ingredient in it is cinnabar. What is cinnabar, that is a heavy metal, is toxic.
Look at those eggs that have been dyed red, they are all soaked with red ink, and if you eat too many eggs, you are prone to poisoning.
This kind of egg, he never eats. When Yi Qiushui was eating just now, he wanted to say it, but he was afraid that Wang Yuying would make trouble, so he didn't mention it.
At this moment, Wang Yuying asked him to eat in front of her, and now he was in trouble. However, he did not try to reason with Wang Yuying, because there was no reason to talk about it.
He didn't say a word, and with a force on his right hand, the egg was crushed. Peel the shell of the egg, then peel off the white of the egg to reveal the yolk inside.
"Mom, you know, I don't eat white, I only eat yellow." After that, take a bite of the egg yolk and stuff it into your mouth.
The yolk is not soaked with cinnabar, and he can still eat it. Wang Yuying saw that Yang Jun ate the eggs, so she no longer embarrassed him.
took the egg white in Yang Jun's hand and said, "It just so happens that Qiushui likes to eat white, so it can't be wasted." After speaking, he handed the egg white to Yang Jun.
Seeing this, Yang Jun hurriedly snatched the egg white.
"Phew! Bah! Bah! He spat three times at it. Then he threw it on the ground and rubbed it a few times with his feet.
A series of operations shocked Wang Yuying and Yi Qiushui. The two of them looked at him in surprise with their mouths wide open. It took a long time for Wang Yuying to react.
I saw her looking at Yang Jun with an angry face, and she was about to get angry. Seeing this, Yang Jun hurriedly turned around and shouted at Yi Qiushui.
"What's that...... You stupid, you don't know that cinnabar is poisonous? Yi Qiushui's eyes widened and he nodded innocently.
"Yes."
"Know you still eat?" Yi Qiushui said: "Eating less will not have much effect on the body, besides, if I don't eat it, do you think our mother will let me go?" ”
"You ......" Yang Jun was really speechless. This stupid girl has been pregnant and stupid for three years, and she is still a doctor, so she eats this poisonous thing.
Speaking of Yang Jun's angry appearance, Yi Qiushui got up and pulled his arm and comforted,
"Okay, husband, it's no big deal, I'm a doctor, I'll control the amount, it's okay to eat less."
"You, you, I don't know what kind of ecstasy my mother poured on you, a talented woman who has always been shrewd would do such a stupid thing." Yang Jundao.
"Hmph, you're stupid." Yi Qiushui Xiaofen punched him. Wang Yuying, who was about to get angry next to her, suddenly turned very bad when she heard this.
With a guilty face, he said to Yi Qiushui: "Qiushui, Mom...... Mom doesn't know that this red egg is poisonous, I didn't mean to, you ...... Don't be angry with your mother. Yi Qiushui shook her hand and comforted: "Mom, what are you talking about, those who don't know are not guilty, besides, it's okay to eat less, don't you see those who eat red eggs are also fine?" ”
"That'...... That's not going to work, if I knew, I wouldn't have allowed my daughter-in-law to eat this poisonous red egg. ”
"Okay, Mom, I haven't eaten much, it's fine."
"Then don't blame Mom, I didn't mean to."
"It's okay, Mom." Looking at their polite appearance, Yang Jun leaned over and said.
"Mom, I'll tell you something. Cinnabar can cause infertility, and if you can't hold your grandchildren in the future, you can't blame me. Wang Yuying raised his hand to fight, but fortunately, Yang Jun had already taken precautions and was easily dodged by him.
"Stinky boy, can you find some decent excuse next time, if you fool me like this again, believe it or not, I'll let you sleep in the room all the time." When Yang Jun heard this, his eyes lit up.
"I don't have a problem, it depends on Qiushuitong's disagreement." After speaking, he threw a wink from Yi Qiushui. When Yi Qiushui heard this, his face suddenly turned crimson.
glanced at Wang Yuying, quickly put his head down, and said like a mosquito fly,
"I don't agree." Although the sound was small, the people in the room still heard it. When Wang Yuying heard this, she sighed and said: "If you can't control your own man, you will suffer in the future." Yang Jun said dissatisfiedly: "Mom, I'm your own son." Wang Yuying glared at him, and then walked out.
"I can't take care of the two of you, and I'm too lazy to take care of it, but in the last few months, you'd better not toss around, I still want to hold my eldest grandson." looked at Wang Yuying's disappearing back.
Yang Jun felt that the sky was clear, the rain had stopped, and he could do it again. Said to Yi Qiushui: "What is a blind toss, do I have a blind toss?" Am I the kind of person who tosses around? Yi Qiushui glanced at him, and said coquettishly: "You didn't toss blindly, I tossed blindly, okay?" When Yang Jun heard this, he sat next to her and began to count.
"Tell me about you, you have such a big belly, and you're still tossing around, if my son has a three-long and two-short, see how I clean you up."
"You're still a doctor, can you toss around at this time?"
"Look at you quietly, I didn't expect you to be a master who loves tossing, I really didn't see it." As Yang Jun counted over and over again, Yi Qiushui's face became more and more ugly.
A pretty face was gloomy and about to drip water.
"Enough, surnamed Yang, don't you have any points in your heart, who is tossing around?" Yang Jun was stunned and smiled wryly.
"Hehe, wife, don't be angry."
"I want to ask, are you still tossing tonight?" Yi Qiushui got up and pointed to the gate,
"Roll ......"