Chapter 721: Yang Jun stepped on a landmine

"Godfather, I'm in trouble." Little Stone spoke amazingly. When Yang Jun heard this, he was stunned and said, "You peeked at the widow taking a bath and was discovered?" "Some things are tricky troubles for Xiaoshi, but for Yang Jun, it is not a problem.

If something really happened, Little Stone wouldn't sit here and talk to him. As long as he is not caught red-handed, all troubles are a matter of one sentence for Yang Jun.

When Xiao Shi heard this, he said with a bitter face: "Godfather, can you be serious, your son and I are in trouble." Yang Jun: "Am I not serious?" I haven't messed around with flowers and grass again, what's wrong with it? The little stone held his forehead and was speechless to this unserious godfather.

He was used to Yang Jun's way of speaking, no matter who it was, he could make two jokes.

"Godfather, I'm not in the mood to joke with you, I'm really in trouble." The little stone is a serious way.

Yang Jun said solemnly: "What do you mean?" You can't settle the widow yourself, come to me to help solve it? When the little stone heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh.

Clenched his hands into fists and begged for mercy at Yang Jun.

"Godfather, can you stop joking, I really can't settle this matter, so I can only ask you to come forward." When Yang Jun heard this, he groaned.

Then he scratched his head and said, "Your godfather, I am not good at dealing with widows, and I have no experience in this area." When the little stone heard this, he was angry.

looked at Yang Jun with a smile and a smile. This is also a misunderstanding, how can you get a grudge against a widow?

"Someone went to the street office to report me, you don't care about this?" Xiao Shi felt that if he continued to talk to Yang Jun, he would not be able to talk about the topic for another two hours.

simply, concisely said the meaning. Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this. Look at Erlang's leg and light a cigarette.

How big do you think?

"What to report you?" Hearing this, Xiao Shi adjusted his thoughts, reorganized his language, and said,

"Didn't I do a small business, make some money, and buy a few sets of courtyard houses, and then someone became red-eyed, and found me in private, asking me to spend money to avoid disasters, or report me."

"Who am I, I am your Yang Jun's godson, I will be afraid of his threat? So I refused on the spot, and who knew that the guy had a grudge and went to the street office to report me. ”

"In the past few days, the people from the street office have been investigating me, and some people have been talking to me to understand the situation, I can't figure it out, so I'm looking for you." When Yang Jun heard this, he thought for a while.

"Did you say anything?"

"No, I didn't say anything, I'm not stupid." Small Stone Road. Yang Jun nodded and said, "It's easy to do without saying anything." ”

"You don't care about this matter, just do what you have to do, and I'll take care of the rest." Xiao Shi was stunned for a moment, and then said happily: "Thank you, godfather." Hearing this, Yang Jun waved his hand, signaling that he didn't have to care about this.

In fact, this kind of thing has long been expected by him. Xiaoshi made such a big move and bought so many sets of courtyard houses, so it's no wonder that others are not blushing.

Then, Yang Jun glanced at the stick terrier and warned,

"Stick terrier, since you have decided to do it with the stone, then do it well, ugly words ahead, if you dare to have any bad intentions, you know my methods." Seeing Yang Jun's warning eyes, the stick terrier was shocked, and quickly straightened his back and said,

"Godfather, don't worry, Shi and I both call you godfather, we are brothers, and I naturally won't do anything to betray my brother." This time, Yang Jun did not refute him.

Bear this godfather. Sometimes, you have to give people hope, or someone will give you their lives.

Of course, it remains to be said whether this hope can be realized. Yang Jun turned around and said to Xiao Shi: "Find a few trustworthy brothers to follow you, if you can't find someone, I can help you find it." Xiao Shi waved his hand again and again: "No need, godfather, I also have a group of brothers under my hand." ”

"Oh, you have a bunch of brothers too? Who are they? Yang Jun said with interest. Xiaoshi scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "They are all from the same yard before, and you also know them, Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian, and Yan Jiekuang." Yang Jun listened, shook his head and smiled.

Fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, turtle looking for king. Sure enough, people are divided into groups, and things are gathered by like. The small stone pattern is still too small, and the few goods in the courtyard are okay with fights and brawls, and they are faster than dogs when they really encounter something.

However, since it was the stone who picked it himself, Yang Jun was not good at interfering too much. The assistant is almost almost, if there is really something, Yang Jun can settle it for him.

"Okay, it's all in the same hospital, you know the roots, and you can rest assured that you can use it." Yang Jun said: "Don't panic in case of trouble, don't say anything, don't do anything, everything has me." ”

"Got it, godfather." With Yang Jun's assurance, Xiao Shi's heart was finally steady. Yang Jun chatted with them for a while before they went back.

After they left, Yang Jun went directly back to the backyard office. picked up the phone and called Guo Tianming. Let him solve the matter of the little stone.

What is this second goods to do, there is nothing left to eat, and I feel a little ugly when I am a mascot. Yang Jun didn't let him be idle, and handed over these trivial matters to him to take care of.

The name of Guo Caodi should be used, and it must be used. You can't just do nothing and just wait for the money. It's not that cheap in this world.

After hanging up the phone, Yang Jun came to the outer living room and found Huang Yani and Nalan Qingmeng sitting there eating fruit.

"Lao Yang, it's so delicious, I've never eaten this fruit." Huang Yani was holding a durian in her hand and stuffing her mouth with durian fruits.

The table was a mess, and the peels they had eaten were everywhere. Nalan Qingmeng's image is not much better, holding a banana in one hand, his mouth is bulging, and the corners of his mouth still have the residue of fruit.

Seeing Yang Jun staring at her, Nalan Qingmeng's face suddenly turned red. I thought that I would hide here and enjoy the delicious fruits, but I didn't expect to be seen by Yang Jun on the unladylike side.

"Mr. Yang, do you want one?" Nalan Qingmeng peeled the banana in his hand and handed it to him.

Yang Jun didn't answer, shook his head and smiled: "This fruit is suitable for you women, and we men don't need to use it." Although Nalan Qingmeng is not an old driver, she can still feel the wheels rolling over her face.

This is the largest joke Yang Jun has ever made with her. Her face was crimson, as if she was drunk.

"You're just going to bully me." Nalan Qingmeng whispered. Huang Yani was beside her, rolling her eyes.

"He, don't you know, there is a thief with a heart but not a thief's guts, and he will only speak quickly." Huang Yani sighed: "Don't have any hope, the higher the hope, the greater the disappointment." When Nalan Qingmeng heard this, his head nodded slightly.

"Sister Yanni, you're right, it seems to be true." When Yang Jun heard this, he had a black line.

How can the relationship between these two girls be so good that it is like wearing a pair of pants, in front of a man, is it appropriate to say this?

"What are you two talking about?" Yang Jun forcibly explained: "I said that there is a lot of banana water, you women eat it, it has the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin...... Huang Yani interrupted him: "Okay, don't say it, is it interesting?" ”

"Either you can be serious, or you will be honest, can you not tease us with something?" Nalan Qingmeng muttered in a low voice: "That's it, don't flirt if you don't have the guts." "Hey.

I'm grumpy. Yang Jun was stunned by the two women. If it weren't for the fact that the two of you couldn't beat the crowd, Yang Jun wouldn't be so cowardly.

Today, it is estimated that the two of them took the wrong medicine, right? It's nothing to joke about on weekdays. Today, what's going on?

Look at their posture, they have the courage to break the boat. If Yang Jun is still quick to talk today, the two decided not to joke anymore.

glared at Huang Yani, and said to Nalan Qingmeng,

"You girl looks very honest, why did you learn badly from your sister Yani?" Nalan Qingmeng blushed, pouted and said, "You didn't force it." ”

"You ......" Yang Jun waved his hand and said, "Yes, I surrender, you two won." ”

"I can't tell you, I'm done." After speaking, Yang Jun went back to the study to deal with official business. After Yang Jun left, the two of them looked at each other.

"Sister Yanni, do you think we're going too far?" Nalan Qingmeng said worriedly.

"Humph! If you don't force him, will you want to go on like this all the time? Huang Yani looked at the disappearing back of Yang Jun in the study, looked a little lonely, and muttered: "Sister, you are still young and can afford to wait, and I am almost thirty, and when I am older, it will be difficult to have children, so I must force myself, otherwise there is really no hope." ”

"I don't know what you think, anyway, the moment I was rescued from the sea of suffering by him, I felt that he would not marry in this life, even if he couldn't become his woman, I would have to stay by his side in this life." Speaking of this, tears were swirling in Huang Yani's eyes.

I don't know if it's sad for my fate or something else. In short, a woman has failed to do what she has done.

She doesn't ask to be Yang Jun's wife, and she doesn't have to take any responsibility from him, as long as she leaves her a little thought, she will be content.

But even with such a humble wish, Yang Jun was unwilling to give it to her, and she felt that sometimes she really couldn't hold on.

Seeing Huang Yani's infatuation like this, Nalan Qingmeng's eyes were also full of crystal.

"Sister Yanni, we are all the same women, if you want to say who knows men best in this world, I am afraid it must be a woman like me who is a little beautiful." Nalan Qingmeng continued: "From childhood to adulthood, none of the men around me did not come to me, I know what kind of temperament they are, don't look at their polite and gentlemanly appearance, but their hearts are dirty and dirty, in order to get my favor, they can do anything to lose their conscience." ”

"None of them are sincere, I have already seen through them, but since I met Mr. Yang, I found that he is different from other men. He is not only cheerful, but also able to surprise people from time to time, especially a young woman like me, who is even more fascinating and even unstoppable. ”

"He's different from others, he doesn't approach me for beauty, even if I take the initiative...... He is also indifferent, such a man is a man worthy of being entrusted with his life. Looking at Nalan Qingmeng's profound lyrical appearance, Huang Yani couldn't bear to interrupt her beautiful meeting.

However, seeing that she praised Yang Jun as having nothing in the sky and in the earth, Huang Yani finally couldn't help it.

"Sister, wake up, it's not that he doesn't want your body, but he has a thief's heart and no guts." ………………

"Old Five, you get out of here for me, see if I don't beat your ass into eight petals." In the courtyard next door, Yang Jun stood motionless in his grandfather's field with a loveless look.

After work today, he called his grandfather to go over for dinner, and in order to take a shortcut, he crossed through the ground, but he didn't expect to step on the mine planted by Yang Huai.

And it was two mines, one for each foot. What does that feel like? Yang Jun went through all the words he had learned in his mind, but still didn't find the most disgusting adjective.

When I first stepped on it, it was like a speeding car skidding, and then it braked abruptly. Both feet felt the same way, and due to the slippage, Yang Jun's legs were split.

He didn't dare to move, trying to hold back and not let himself look down. Although I don't look at my eyes, I can't help but keep making up my brain.

At this moment, Yang Jun said that he would rather step on a real mine than step on Yang Laowu's artificial mine.

It's disgusting. Yang Jun wanted to cry without tears. I stood there motionless and didn't want to move. He really fantasized about going back thirty seconds, even if it was twenty-nine.

He'd rather sacrifice a leg than step on two feet of.

"Yang Lao Wu, you roll over for me." Yang Jun yelled at the courtyard next door. He didn't want anything now, he just wanted to press Yang Lao Wu to the ground and beat him up.

Yang Jun's voice was desperate and sad. Wang Yuying and the others didn't know what was going on, and a group of people all ran over in a panic, even with Yang Anguo's foal.

"Brother, did someone attack you?" Yang Anguo was the first to arrive, holding a short gun in his hand, looking like he was facing a great enemy.

The safety was opened, the bullet was loaded, and Yang Jun was protected by a short gun in both hands, staring at the wings on both sides with his eyes.

"Yes, your brother was attacked and stepped on a landmine." Yang Jun said with a sad face. If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't lift his feet, he would definitely kick Yang Anguo.

Subsequently, Ma Juzi also arrived, and Yang Anguo and Yang Anguo closely guarded Yang Jun. At this time, Wang Yuying, who heard the movement, also came over.

"My soldier, what's wrong with you? You can't get an accident. Wang Yuying's legs and feet were weak, her face turned blue, and she was supported by Yangmei.

Yang Jun is the pillar of this family, and the family is all pointing to him. If something happens to him, the family will be over.

"Auntie, my brother stepped on a landmine." Yang Anguo explained.

"Huh? My soldiers. Wang Yuying shouted, rolled her eyes, and fell backwards, but fortunately she was supported by Yangmei in time.

Seeing this, Yang Jun couldn't wait to strangle Yang Anguo, the second goods. Originally, it wasn't much of a big deal, but he was stunned that he was all soldiers.

If it weren't for the surprise of this thing, Wang Yuying would not have fainted.

"Pinch people, pinch people." Grandpa Yang Wenhou reminded beside him. When Yang Mei heard this, she immediately pinched Wang Yuying.

Fortunately, Wang Yuying had just fainted, and before she could faint, she woke up immediately. As soon as he opened his eyes, he immediately pounced on Yang Jun.

"My army, you must not have three factories and two shorts, otherwise I will not live." Seeing this, Yang Jun couldn't cry or laugh.

"Mom, don't howl yet, your son isn't dead yet."

"Stinky boy, when is it, and you still have the heart to joke." Wang Yuying pushed aside everyone and said helplessly to Yang Anguo,

"Anguo, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and clear your brother." When Yang Anguo heard this, his face turned black with fright.

As a half-baked security guard, he hasn't received a few days of military training, how can he clear any mines?

Isn't that killing him?

"Auntie, I'm ...... How could I play with this thing? Yang Anguo squatted on the ground in frustration. At this time, Yang Wenhou, who had been smoking dry tobacco and watching the excitement on the side, had already seen the doorway, and he didn't stop it, just watching the excitement there.

Or the colt is calm, after this guy searched the yard all over the yard, he didn't find any danger, and then returned to Yang Jun's side.

When he saw the indescribable thing under Yang Jun's feet, he immediately understood what thunder he had.

"Auntie, my brother is fine, he just stepped on." The colt's words exploded like thunder. Everyone looked down.

"Huh!" Everyone took a step back as neatly as if they were military training. They covered their mouths and noses.

"Jun'er, is this what you call stepping on landmines?" Wang Yuying reacted first, and directly twisted Yang Jun's ear and asked.

"At this time, you are still joking, do you know that your mother and I were worried about death just now?" Wang Yuying twisted his ears with one hand and kept beating him with the other.

"You dead boy, the jokes are getting more and more outrageous now."

"Do you still want to be an older brother and set an example for your younger brothers and sisters?"

"If your mother and I had just passed, would you have been happy?" Yang Jun covered his ears and let Wang Yuying beat him.

At this moment, he didn't dare to move, for fear that the yellow mines would collapse everywhere. If he dares to raise his foot, he will be sure that the thing will be pulled out of his eyes for the rest of his life.

"Mom, do you blame me? It's An Guo's nonsense, you should go and beat him. ”

"Hit him? If you weren't surprised, I'd be scared? Wang Yuying twisted his ears and didn't let go, and asked, "What are you calling Lao Wu for?" As soon as Yang Huai was mentioned, Yang Jun immediately became angry, turned back slightly, and searched for Yang Huai in the crowd.

Yang Huai was covering his mouth and snickering, and when he saw Yang Jun looking for him, he hurriedly hid behind the crowd.

"Old Five, you get out of here, if you don't beat your ass into eight petals, I will have the same surname as you."

"Don't hide, I see you, come over to me." Yang Huai dodged against Yang Jun's line of sight, and Yang Jun didn't dare to move his steps, so he could only stand there in a hurry.

"Haha!" When everyone saw this, they were amused by the two brothers. Now almost all the people are here, Wang Yuying saw this, and was angry and hated Yang Jun.

Such a big person, still like a child. Wang Yuying twisted Yang Jun's ears and scolded with a smile: "You just can't kill him, you also have the same surname as your younger brother, you are all the old Yang family." ”

"I don't know who you follow, day by day." At this time, Yang Wenhou, who was squatting aside to watch the excitement, answered,

"Who else can he be like, like him, he was also this virtue when he was a child." After smoking a bag of cigarettes, Yang Wenhou got up and knocked the cigarette pot according to the soles of his shoes.

Then insert it into the waist, wave your hand,

"Okay, isn't it just a piece of, what's the big deal."

"What the hell is this?" Yang Jun said with a bitter face: "Grandpa, these are two pieces of, one foot and one piece." ”

"Huh!" Yang Wenhou gave him a health ball.

"Lifting your feet, if you stand still, what can you do?" Yang Jun raised his forehead and said: "Grandpa, don't hide it, I have a habit of cleanliness, and I can't see this kind of thing." ”

"So what do you want? It's already glued anyway. Yang Wenhou spread his hands and said.

"Demining!" Yang Jun said solemnly: "I ask for demining." He turned back to Yang Huai and said, "Yang Lao Wu, you buried the mine, you come over to clear the mine." Yang Huai hid behind Yang Laosi, exposed his little head, blinked his eyes a few times, and said pitifully,

"Big brother, I'm still a child, don't bully me." When Yang Jun heard this, he had a black line. Now pretending to be pitiful, it's useless to tell you, this fight can't be avoided.

"Come here." Yang Jundao.

"I'm not going."

"Believe it or not that I beat you?"

"Yes, but I won't come."

"You can't get through?" Yang Huai rolled his eyes, and there was a look of contempt in his eyes.

"Humph!" Chong Yang Jun grimaced, turned around and ran.

"You come back to me." Yang Jun roared helplessly. But Yang Huai ran away. Yang Jun had no choice but to give up.

glanced at everyone and pointed to the gloating Yang An National Road.

"Anguo, you are the initiator, you come to clear mines." When Yang Anguo heard this, a donkey's face was stretched longer.

"Brother, how can you clear your feet?" Yang Anguo muttered in a low voice: "Is it possible to clear mines by hand?" How disgusting is that. ”

"I don't care, you scared my mother out just now, you have to accept the punishment." Yang Jun played a scoundrel. Yang Anguo smiled bitterly: "Brother, you said that you stepped on the thunder, and it was not me who said it." ”

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and find a way to mine me." When Yang Anguo heard this, he smiled awkwardly at everyone.

Then look around and see what demining tools you have. First, he picked up a lump of dirt in the ground, checked it in his hand, felt that it was not suitable to throw it away, and then picked up a palm-sized tile against the corner of the wall.

"Brother, do you think this guy can take advantage of it?" Yang An National Road. Yang Jun rolled his eyes, if you don't take advantage of it, you will know.

Yang Jun stretched out his hand, wanting to give him a big blow. Who knew that this guy had been prepared and deftly dodged.

Yang Jun couldn't hold back and almost fell, but fortunately, the colt reacted quickly and helped him in time.

He stood motionless, his eyes closed for fear of seeing what was under his feet. Once you see it in your eyes, you can't pull out this thorn in your life.

"You still dare to hide, believe it or not, I will beat you to death?" Yang Jun said angrily.

"Brother, if you smoke to death, I will have to wait until you are safe." Yang Anguo teased.

"Okay, you wait, even you are angry with me, look back and see if I can kill you." At this time, the foal circled around Yang Jun.

"Brother, let me ask you, will you wear these shoes in the future?"

"No." Yang Jun didn't want to answer. He swore he wouldn't be able to ask for more expensive shoes. He was afraid of leaving a shadow in his heart, and when he saw these shoes in the future, he remembered this disgusting thing.

"Well, in that case, it's easy to do." Ma Juzi pointed with his hand: "Anguo, you come to carry my brother, and I will clear mines for him." Yang Anguo wanted to refuse, but when he saw Yang Jun's cannibalistic eyes, he was immediately intimidated.

"Brother, say okay, you can't do it." Yang Jun calmed down and nodded. Seeing this, Yang Anguo came over cautiously and squatted in front of Yang Jun.

"You see I can't do it." Yang Jun directly gave him a big blow, and then the whole person lay on his back.

"Brother, if you don't do it, you are still a leading cadre, how can you talk not count." Yang Anguo didn't dare to move, so he could only endure it.

He was afraid that if he moved, the mines on Yang Jun's feet would collapse on him. When they saw this, they commanded and laughed.

Seeing that they were ready, the colt squatted down and helped Yang Jun take off the leather shoes on his feet.

"Alright, it's safe." With the greeting of the colt, Yang Anguo carried Yang Jun on his back.

"Brother, I'll carry you home, talking counts, you must not do it." Yang Anguo carried Yang Jun on his back and walked next door.

"Yes, my words count, and I just said that I would smoke you." Yang Jun said as he opened his bow left and right, greeting him according to his dog's head.

"Brother, what you say doesn't count."

"Don't fight, fight again, believe it or not, I'll leave you behind?"

"Can you fight in a different place? It hurts me to death. ”

“……”

"Brother, can't I be wrong? Next time, I won't lie about the military again......"