Chapter 728: The Storm of Gifts
Yang Jun really didn't want to make a big deal. But all the guests who should have come came, and the guests who shouldn't have come have come. In addition to relatives, friends, comrades-in-arms, and colleagues, even those who couldn't beat the eight poles came.
Yang Jun stood at the gate, his face sinking and almost dripping. He did not let those people go in to drink a cup of wine, nor did he accept their gifts, but sent them back.
Now that the scene is already very big, Yang Jun must keep a low profile, this is not specifically for Yang Anguo to take people to guard the gate, and non-important people are not allowed to enter.
"Godfather, congratulations." As soon as Yang Jun wanted to enter the courtyard, the stone came.
"Yo, the stone is here, you said you came, why do you bring so few things every time?" Yang Jun turned around to say hello.
The stone heard the words, and there was a black line. It's really not a good father. Every time they met, Yang Jun disliked the lack of things he carried.
It's all sons who take advantage of Lao Tzu, and when he comes here, it's the opposite, he can't take advantage of it at all, and he sticks it upside down every time.
This doesn't make sense.
"Godfather, you have to change your habits, can you talk about it after reading the gifts?" Stone Road.
"Well, I'll see what kind of gift you kid gives." The stone held something in his hand and wrapped it in a piece of silk.
"Godfather, I don't have anything to do, give my brother a pillow."
"Pillows?" The corners of Yang Jun's mouth twitched, and then he took the pillow and checked it. Unexpectedly, it was quite heavy, and it was estimated that it would have to be twenty or thirty pounds, which was like an iron lump.
Yang Jun dislikes it.
"You kid did it on purpose, what if my son falls into a stiff neck?"
"Godfather, don't worry, touch carefully." Stone Road. Yang Jun was stunned for a moment, and then touched it carefully. The pillow was wrapped in fine silk, and the top was soft, as if filled with cotton, but the faΓ§ade was hard, either stone or metal.
Yang Jun felt that there was nothing special, so he said,
"Okay, your godfather accepted this heart, thank you." Seeing this, Shi knew that Yang Jun didn't take a fancy to this thing, so he was anxious.
Lying on Yang Jun's ear, he whispered a few words. When Yang Jun heard this, his color changed. He pointed at him and said, "You kid is really worth a lot of money." Shi scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "What is this, I am willing to give my brother no matter how expensive the gift is." β
"Okay, this gift godfather has accepted, and something will squeak in the future."
"Hehe, thank you, godfather."
"Alright, don't pestle, let's go in." Yang Jun casually handed the pillow that the stone gave him to Yang Anguo.
"Send me the study."
"Okay, brother." As soon as Yang Anguo touched the pillow, the whole person was immediately bent over, and he almost didn't catch it.
"Be careful." Yang Jun shouted. Yang Anguo smiled wryly.
"Brother, what's the matter, so heavy?"
"Why do you ask so much? Send it back with a slippery one. Yang Jun kicked him.
"Hehe, brother, today is your big day, you can't hit people casually." Yang An National Road. Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "Yes, I don't beat people, am I beating people?" Yang Anguo said with a bitter face: "Our brothers are brothers." β
"Get out of ......" Seeing this, Yang Anguo was so frightened that his neck shrunk, turned around and ran. After Yang Anguo left, Yang Jun continued to stand there to greet the guests.
After a while, I saw several familiar figures. The neighbors of the compound also came. The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, the third uncle, Yan Bugui, and several representatives in the courtyard came.
"Second master, third master, Master Liu, Master Wang, why are you here." Yang Jun hurriedly greeted them and greeted them one by one.
The second and third masters hurriedly took two quick steps, and stretched out their hands to shake hands with Yang Jun.
"Junzi, you don't tell us about such a big matter, do you dislike our poor neighbors?" The three great masters Yan Bugui said.
"That's it, Junzi, you didn't do it authentically this time, if it weren't for the stick terrier, we wouldn't have known that you had a son." The second uncle has bangs in the middle of the road.
"......," the crowd complained. complained that Yang Jun was not authentic, and he didn't notify them of such a big happy event as having a child.
Yang Jun hugged his fists again and again and said with a smile: "Uncles and uncles, I'm sorry, I originally planned to set up two tables for my family, I didn't want to alarm so many people, after all, everyone is not having an easy time, you can't always trouble others, right?" β
"Yo, Brother Junzi, it's not right for you to say that."
"It's just that outsiders don't notify you, why don't you even notify your godson?" Suddenly, a woman's voice rang out.
Yang Jun looked back, and suddenly there was a black line.
"I said Sister Qin, don't talk nonsense, I don't recognize my godson, don't recognize my relatives." Qin Huairu used his tail finger to brush the messy hair in front of his forehead, twisted the bucket waist and said: "I said Brother Junzi, how can anyone eat clean and wipe his mouth and not admit it, the stick terrier is screaming every day, how can there be such a thing?" β
"Sister Qin, don't talk nonsense, the stick terrier is screaming like this, but I haven't answered."
"Junzi, it's not that my sister-in-law said you, you just recognize the stick terrier, you have so many godsons and daughters, and you are not inferior to him." Qin Huairu said.
At this time, the second uncle next to him interjected,
"Junzi, you should take care of Huairu, it's not easy for them to be orphans and widows." Yang Jun frowned and said, "Second uncle, let's not talk about this matter today, let's go in and have a drink." Seeing this, the second master and a few of them could only give up.
Entering the compound, there is a table on the side near the door, which is used to keep accounts. Yang Anbang and Ma Juzi acted as temporary bookkeepers.
The second uncle, the third uncle, and the neighbors in the miscellaneous courtyard went straight to the tent table after entering the door. The second uncle was the first to salute, and he paid twenty yuan.
I have to say, this is a big gift. Twenty yuan is almost a month's salary for an apprentice, even if you are an ordinary person, even if it is a relative at the top door, five yuan is up to the sky.
I have to say that the second uncle came with sincerity. After the second uncle finished the salute, it was the turn of the third uncle, Yan Bugui.
The third master stood at the tent table for money, paused slightly, and then took out two big black tens from his pocket tremblingly.
At this time, Yan Bugui kept slandering in his heart. Before I came, didn't I discuss the gift of ten yuan, why did I change my mind in a blink of an eye?
However, fortunately he brought ten more dollars, otherwise he would have made a fool of himself today. This old Liu is too inauthentic.
"Lao Liu is out of twenty, and I am also out of twenty." The third master handed the money to the colt. Liu Anbang was in charge of bookkeeping, and looked at the little old man in front of him, who was nearly sixty years old.
"Uncle, what is your surname?" Yang Jun watched from the side, and hurriedly said, "Teacher Yan, Yan Bugui." When Yang Anbang heard this, he hurriedly wrote down his name.
"Okay, Mr. Yan." At this time, Ma Juzi hurriedly sent a pack of Huazi and a bag of candy.
"Teacher Yan, you take it."
"Good, good." Yan Bugui said three good words in a row, and then carefully looked at the pack of Huazi cigarettes, and then satisfied with the income.
I kept calculating in my heart: "A pack of Huazi is seven yuan, plus a pack of three yuan of chocolate candy, adding up to ten yuan, and in total, he only spent ten yuan, which is about the same as the original estimated expenditure." "If he goes back and takes the cigarettes and sugar to the store for money, then he will not lose anything.
After all, when Yan Jiecheng gave birth to a child, Yang Jun's family also gave a gift of ten yuan. After the three masters gave the good salute, the others continued to salute.
At this time, the second uncle secretly pulled Yang Jun's sleeve and quietly called him aside.
"Junzi, the second master is discussing something with you, do you think it?"
"Second uncle, you say." Yang Jundao. The second uncle groaned in his bangs for a while, and then said with a red face: "You can accept that child, you can take it, look at my family's bright and blessed ......" Yang Jun heard this, with a black line.
"Second uncle, what do you want, Guangtian Guangfu calls me brother, how can you let me receive it?"
"Huh?" Bangs stunned for a moment, then slammed his head.
"Junzi, you...... Look at my brain, I have forgotten this stubble, this ...... This matter was not mentioned by the second uncle. After saying that, he turned his head with a red face and left.
In the bangs at this moment, not to mention how embarrassing it is. Just now, he also had a whim, since the thief saint can recognize Yang Jun's godfather, why can't his son in the bangs.
He just calculated how to make his son recognize Yang Jun's godfather, but he didn't take into account that his son and Yang Jun were of the same generation.
If his son recognizes Yang Jun's godfather, then what does Yang Jun call him? Call the second brother? The second uncle has become the second brother, it's hard to say.
If this thing gets out, will he still have this old face in his bangs? Seeing the embarrassed back in the bangs, Yang Jun shook his head speechlessly.
Yang Jun smiled and returned to the table. At this time, it was Qin Huairu's turn to give a salute. I saw that she looked bold, took out a bulging handkerchief from her pocket, and took out a wad of banknotes from it.
Counted two black tens, and said to Yang Anbang,
"My name is Qin Huairu, give me twenty." Yang Anbang didn't say anything, and directly wrote down her name.
The colt next to him hurriedly handed over the cigarette candy. Qin Huairu put the tobacco candy aside, and then took out another fifty yuan and slapped it on the table.
"Fifty Jia Terrier." Seeing this scene, the second and third uncles twitched. Didn't this Qin Huairu slap them in the face?
There are more of the younger generations than the elders. The third master, Yan Bugui, put his hand on the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Huairu, the days are over?" Qin Huairu said with a disapprehensive look: "Third master, look at what you said, our family of three is now getting a salary, and this money can still be taken out." β
"Don't feel like you've lost face, let's go our separate ways, this is a little bit of the stick terrier's heart for his godbrother." When Yang Jun heard this, he was very speechless.
This Qin Huairu will really come to something. Don't miss any opportunity to tie up with Yang Jun. However, today is a good day for his son to put on the full moon wine, and he can't let Qin Huairu not come to the stage in front of everyone.
So, he simply stood there and didn't speak. Qin Huairu glanced at Yang Jun and saw that he didn't object, so he became even bolder.
Pointing to the name of Jia Terrier on the gift book, he said to Yang Anguo.
"Big brother, please add two words to it." Yang Anbang was stunned and said, "What two words to add." Qin Huairu smiled: "Godson." Yang Anbang pouted and said, "Eldest sister, these are three words." β
"Yes, yes, look at my sister's confusion, isn't it just two words to remove the word 'dry'?" Yang Anguo rolled his eyes.
The skin is so thick, and you have to inch in. However, he still wrote the word 'godson' on the name of the stick terrier.
Want to eat fart? Seeing this, Qin Huairu was not angry. After all, she has achieved her goal by being able to establish a relationship with Yang Jun.
As for when the word 'dry' can be removed, it's up to her to be a mother. After Qin Huairu finished the salute, he did not leave, but counted out another twenty yuan and slapped it on the table.
"Twenty pillars." When Yang Anbang heard this, he was stunned for a moment, but he still wrote He Yuzhu's name on it.
The name of the pillar is known to everyone in the rolling mill, and everyone knows it. Some time ago, there was a lot of uproar about Yan Zhu being sent to the workshop from the kitchen again, so Yang Anbang knew Yan Zhu's name.
Qin Huairu glanced at Yang Jun and explained, "Junzi, if you can't ask for leave, let me bring it." Yang Jun waved his hand and said, "Hey, understand, it's not that he can't ask for leave, but he doesn't have the face to see me." Qin Huairu's face was stunned, and he smiled dryly: "Who said it wasn't, Yan Zhu has a good face, he doesn't have the face to come to see you." Yang Jun said: "Sister Qin, you tell him, it's not a big deal, what was it like before, what will be like in the future, let him accept labor training in the workshop with peace of mind." β
"Yes, yes, I'll tell him when I get back." Qin Huairu said with a smile. Yang Jun saw that it was almost over, so he said, "Okay, don't stand still, go over there and drink tea." Afterwards, Yang Jun personally led them to the banquet.
After greeting them for a while, Yang Jun continued to greet the guests at the door. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Yang Anguo picking up a pair of beggars.
"I'm going somewhere else, don't you see that it's busy?" Yang Anguo waved impatiently. Seeing this, Yang Jun kicked him in the ass from behind.
Yang Anguo fell to the ground with a dog chewing. Got up, patted the dust off his body, and looked at him with a look of resentment.
"Anguo, what are you doing on a big day?" Yang Jun glared at him fiercely: "You are also from a poor family, so you treat others like this?" β
"Brother, don't blame me, I give them money, they don't want it." Yang Anguo said with a bitter face. Yang Jun was stunned when he heard this.
Then he glanced back at the two beggars. To say that it is a beggar, its practical refugee description is almost the same.
This is a mother and daughter, the mother is about thirty years old, and the daughter is about seven or eight years old. The two of them were in rags, with stacks of patches on their clothes, and even exposed flesh in many places, and their clothes were polished to a shiny color, and they could faintly smell the smell.
On this hot day, it is inconvenient to take a bath, I don't know how they suffered. Yang Jun took two steps forward and said with a frown,
"This eldest sister, why don't you want money?" When the eldest sister saw someone talking to him, she hurriedly got closer, looked at Yang Jun carefully, and then said timidly.
"This comrade, our mother and daughter are not the kind of people who don't know what to do, it stands to reason that we should take the money, but you know, we can't buy food without food stamps if we have money."
"So, we don't want money, we just give stuttering." After speaking, he took her daughter and knelt down directly, and read in his mouth: "I wish you great wealth, a long life, and many blessings......
"Eldest sister, what are you doing, get up and speak." Seeing this, Yang Jun had to endure the smell of flushing his nose and went over to help them up.
"This comrade, it's okay, you can stutter, we haven't eaten for two days." After the woman finished speaking, she hugged her daughter tightly in her arms and looked at Yang Jun expectantly.
When Yang Jun heard this, his heart was sour. Looking at their yellow and thin faces, they looked weak, as if a gust of wind could blow them away, and then look at the daughter in her arms, her eyes were also hungry, and her cheeks collapsed.
Seeing their mother and daughter starving like this, Yang Jun felt uncomfortable, especially the girl's helpless eyes, which made him even more sad.
"Anguo, get them something to eat."
"Well......, got it." Yang Anguo looked at him with a resentful expression. He felt that Yang Jun had wronged him and owed him an apology.
Yang Jun saw his grinding appearance, and suddenly became angry.
"What are you grinding, are you looking for a pump?" Yang Anguo was so frightened that he shrank his head and ran. After a while, he came out with two bowls of steaming white noodles.
A large bowl full of eggs with two eggs lying on it. Seeing this, the mother and daughter knelt down and kowtowed excitedly.
"Thank you, comrade, thank you!" Then, quickly take the noodles. The two of them brought the noodles far away, for fear that they would bury people in this way.
They stopped not far from the entrance of the courtyard, put the noodles on the ground, squatted on the ground and began to eat.
As the noodles had just come out of the pot, they jumped straight on the spot. Seeing this, Yang Jun sighed. turned back to Yang Anguo and said, "After they finish eating, arrange to stay." β
"Huh?" Yang Anguo was puzzled: "Brother, they are just passing by to ask for food, people like this are everywhere on the street, you see one to save the other, no matter how big the family business is, it can't withstand such a build?" Yang Jun's eyes glared and said: "Do whatever you want, say another nonsense, believe it or not, I will whip you?" Yang Anguo hurriedly begged for mercy: "Yes, you are my brother, what you say is what you say." Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "Use dim sum, if people can't keep it, you won't have to see me." β
"Yes......" Yang Anguo said dissatisfied. Then, Yang Jun saw that the hour was almost up, and everyone who should have come came, so he went back to the courtyard to greet the guests.
The banquet was placed in the front yard, but fortunately, the courtyard was large enough to accommodate ten tables of banquets. Yang Jun went to the kitchen.
Seeing that the meal was already ready, he asked people to serve it. Today, the second mother's family came to help.
Ma Xiangxiu, Zhou Miaomiao, Qin Xiuzhi, Zhao Hongmei, Yangmei, Yang Liu, and Yang Yu went into battle together, and the banquet was all on after a while.
Yang Jun saw that everyone was almost arranged, so he went to Guo Caodi's table. At this table, except for a man in Guo Caodi, the others are all women.
Sending bamboo rice and drinking full moon wine is a woman's business, Guo Caodi didn't want to come, but in order to see his grandson, he pulled down his face.
Fortunately, this table is full of people from the military compound, so he won't be too embarrassed. Seeing Yang Jun coming, Guo Caodi hurriedly gave up a position and let Yang Jun sit beside him.
"Stinky boy, don't you know to come over early? You can't bear to let me sit here awkwardly alone? Yang Jun smiled and said, "Isn't there still Tianming, you can also call him over." β
"Don't mention that thing, that beast isn't worrying at all." Guo Caodi airway. Yang Jun glanced back at Guo Tianming and found that this thing was drilling into the women's pile and chatting a lot.
"Yes, the evil animal is hopeless, but fortunately, Ding Qiunan is pregnant, and you and Aunt Guo don't have to think about practicing the trumpet again."
"Stinky boy, are you looking for a pump?" Guo Caodi was furious and raised his hand to whip him.
"Uncle Guo, today is my big day, you can't be rude." Yang Jun said with a hippie smile.
"For the sake of my eldest grandson, I will spare you this time."
"Hehe, Uncle Guo, you are wise, come, let's have a drink." Guo Caodi picked up the cup and touched it with him, and then drank it all.
Yang Jun ate at this table for a while, and then toasted from table to table with a wine glass. Today, he is very happy.
He was a man for two lifetimes, and finally had a son. It was a day to celebrate, so he didn't use the space and drank for real.
After a few laps, he was a little drunk. Fortunately, at this time, everyone was almost eating and drinking, so he beat his spirits and sent them away one by one.
After the guests were gone, he couldn't hold it anymore and went back to the backyard room to rest. After some time, he heard a knock at the door and felt someone come in.
He squinted his eyes and saw a slender figure walking towards him. After the person walked in, he faintly smelled the smell of milk coming from the other party.
Yang Jun squinted his eyes and smiled: "Big baby, you got out of bed before you got out of the moon?" Yi Qiushui muttered, "If I don't get out of bed and walk around, I'm going to suffocate to death." β
"Don't you like to be home, and you can't stand it after only a few days?"
"I can't open the window, I can't blow the fan, and I still have a square towel on my head, my clothes are tightly wrapped, I can't take a shower, and my whole body stinks." Yi Qiushui complained.
Yang Jun leaned his head over and sniffed, then shook his head and said, "Didn't it stink?" It smells good. Yi Qiushui rolled his eyes and said, "Who are you fooling, it's strange if you don't take a bath for ten days and don't stink?" β
"Don't you wipe your body with hot water every day, it's really tasteless." Yang Jundao.
"Really?"
"Really."
"Why don't you smell it again?"
"I don't want to smell it, I want to eat it."
"Liar." Yiqiu hammered him and said, "It didn't stink." β
"It really doesn't stink, I don't lie to you, I lie to you that you're your husband." Yang Jun swore an oath. When Yi Qiushui heard this, his apricot eyes were wide open, his cheeks were bulging, and he looked at him with a resentful expression.
"Alright, let's not talk about that." Yi Qiushui turned around and brought a pillow over and placed it on Yang Jun's chest.
"Tell me, what is this?" Yang Jun felt his body sink, and his whole body was almost out of breath.
When I looked up, it was the pillow that the stone had given me.
"Pillows."
"Big liar," Yi Qiushui said: "When I'm stupid, how can there be a full moon wine to send such a pillow to the hard gang, what is inside, quickly and truthfully." Yang Jun lay on the bed and said lazily: "Aren't you stupid? If you want to know what's inside, you can just open it and see it. β
"You're stupid." Yi Qiushui's little pink fist was crazy and danced, and when she was tired, she gasped: "Then I will dismantle it?" β
"Let's tear it down." Yi Qiushui looked around and found a pair of scissors on the table. I saw the scissors flying, the cotton wool flying, and after a while, the entire pillow was dismantled by her, and the contents were finally revealed.
Yi Qiushui opened his mouth wide and stared blankly at the contents of it. After a long time, he muttered: "Husband, is this the legendary gold brick?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes, stroked her dog's head with his hand, and looked at her with a mentally retarded look.
"It's really a stupid pregnancy for three years, and I can't tell the difference between gold bricks and gold and stone."
"You're stupid." Yi Qiushui rubbed his dog's head and retaliated back.
"Husband, the gift from the stone is too heavy, should we return it?" This pillow made of gold is more than 20 catties to say the least, and it is hundreds of thousands of yuan when converted into money.
Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "What the is the heart, this little thing is a drop in the bucket for him." "Over the years, the stone reselling materials without capital can be said to have made a lot of money, and this golden pillow is made of thirty large yellow croakers, which is a drizzle for him.
Therefore, Yang Jun did not plan to return it. Sometimes, if you don't accept it, people won't feel at ease.