Chapter XXVIII. Clark
Clark saluted Vivian first, pretending to be harmless to humans and animals on his face, and said, "Teacher, I helped Grandma cross the street, so it's too late!"
He said that not only did not change his face, but he was so sincere that he almost believed it.
When Vivian heard this, she said, "Hum ~~", a contemptuous smile appeared on her face, and said, "Speak human words!"
Seeing that the lie was exposed, Clark smiled, scratched his scalp, and said, "Teacher, my foot is twisted and I can't walk, so I'm late!Ouch~~, ouch~~......" As he spoke, he reached out to hold the door frame and pretended to be unsteady on his feet.
Vivien took a deep breath, clasped her hands around her chest, and sneered, "Is that so?"
When Clark heard this, he sighed and said, "Even I don't believe in myself!" Seeing that Vivian's face became more and more ugly, her eyes rolled around, and she said: "Actually, I was bitten by a dog and went to the infirmary, this time it is absolutely true, I swear!" After speaking, he raised his right hand.
Vivien glared at him, her face full of anger, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I'll give you one last chance!"
Clark immediately put down his right hand, smiled, only sweating profusely in a hurry, his mind was racing, and he immediately hugged his stomach with both hands, with a painful look on his face, and said in a trembling voice: "Teacher, I ...... I...... My stomach is ...... Stomach aches, ouch~~, so ...... So...... It's late!ouch~~,ouch~~,let...... Let you ...... Lose sleep over something...... I'm worried!"
When Vivian heard this, her face sank suddenly, and she shouted: "My stomach hurts, it's understandable, but why was last month also this day, and last month was still this day?
Seeing that Vivien's eyes seemed to be about to erupt with fire, Clark couldn't help but have cold sweat on his forehead, and suddenly became anxious, and said: "Teacher, don't you know! I have such a few days every month, since I was twelve years old, and I don't know why? Ouch~~, in the past few days, my stomach hurts so much, and I don't have any strength in my whole body, ouch~~......" The muscles on my face trembled, and it seemed that it was really painful.
When Vivian heard this, she suddenly changed her face to a look of concern, and said gently: "That's it, then you have to rest more, drink more brown sugar water, remember, don't touch cold water, if you want to wash clothes, ask your classmates to help, you know?"
Clark said "um~~", and said, "Thank you for your concern!"
Vivien nodded, her eyes showing encouragement, and said, "Okay!
When the students saw the five big and three thick Clark, they actually made up such a clumsy reason for a stomachache, as if there was a scene of roasting pigs in front of them, just when everyone was waiting to watch a good show, they saw Vivian actually believe it, and the students only felt that the world collapsed instantly, and they suddenly opened their mouths, full of black lines, and petrified on the spot.
After a short time, there was a bell outside the door for the end of class, and Vivian put away her textbook, turned around and walked out of the classroom.
Seeing Vivien leave, the students breathed a heavy sigh, some lay on the table, some went to the toilet, and some stood up and moved their muscles and .......
There was only a commotion, and Clarke's surroundings were surrounded by water, and Robert leaned in.
Capono cocked his thumb and said with a grin: "Boss, you actually came up with such a bullshit reason to get rid of the old virgin!
Clark shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly, "It's called forbearance!"
There was a sound of sycophants all around.
"Boss, Oxfork!"
"It's just!"
"Boss, you're a heifer ringing the doorbell - it's home!"
"I knew I was going to follow the boss, yes!"
"I think most of the old virgins are in love with the boss!"
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Capono pointed at Robert, Fatty, Bruce, and Deken, and said, "Boss, these four are new, and it's very interesting!"
The fat man hurriedly smiled and said, "Boss, if you want to eat hooves, just look for me!
Clark said "um~~", lit a cigarette, "Ziyu~~", took a puff, and said: "As long as you join the special enrollment alliance, everyone is a brother, and I will cover you!"
Capono asked, "Boss, where were you yesterday?"
Clark slapped his thigh and said, "Mouse, if you don't mention it, I almost forgot! I went to the Blue Mill yesterday to buy Mao Shu, there were too many people, and I just finished busy this morning, a total of 100 books! The old rule, your entertainment dormitory is responsible for selling, a gold coin is a copy, and I will give you a penny!" After speaking, he took out a few magazines from the storage bag, threw them on the table, and said: "This is a sample! I want to find a mouse!" He immediately took out a large stack of magazines, handed them to Capono, and put his legs on the table, closed his eyes, and smoked alone.
The Blue Mill is the largest and most luxurious nightclub in Silvermoon City, located in the prime location of the Red Light District, covering a large area of ancient Roman-style buildings, gathering the best courtesans, chefs, musicians, and artists...... Whenever night falls, this is the center of the whole process, with a lot of traffic, and the door is like a city, and if you are not a nobleman, you will not be allowed to enter. Usually, some erotic magazines are also sold, which are very expensive, and they are only sold to the aristocracy.
Everyone looked at the sample of Maoshu, and saw that this magazine was the same size as a textbook, beautifully made, about 20 pages, and the cover read: "Blue Mill Night", and there were also several women scratching their heads and posing, scratching their heads and posing, full of charm.
When Robert saw Mao Shu, his eyes widened, and he couldn't help but feel his blood surge, and suddenly felt something hot in his nose flowing out, and when he reached out and touched it, it turned out to be a nosebleed.
The sample of Mao Shu was instantly snatched in the hands of several close classmates, and they flipped through it, and the surrounding classmates stretched their necks and leaned over to watch. One by one, their eyes emitted golden light, their mouths opened wide, and they couldn't help but exclaim, their voices full of surprise and prodigality.
"Woo~~, isn't this the dancing queen? Look at this leg, tsk......"
"I've been looking for this girl for a long time, and now I've finally collected all the 'Twelve Roses'!"
"This chest is simply going to kill people! This is the biggest I've ever seen!"
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After reading the sample, many students took out gold coins, handed them to Capono, and bought their favorite Mao books.
Robert, Fat Man, and Bruce also approached Capono, and the Fat Man said, "Mouse, I want five!" and as he spoke, he took out five gold coins and handed them to Capo.
Taking the gold coin, Capono smiled and quipped, "So many, be careful that you can't get out of bed tomorrow!"
The fat man gave Robert a copy and then Bruce a copy and said, "Look at it first, read it, and then exchange it with each other!"
Suddenly, a voice whispered, "Fatty, give ...... To give...... Give me a copy!" The three of them turned their heads to look, only to see Deken's face flushed, looking at the fat man, with an expectant look in his eyes.
The fat man laughed and said, "You can't see it! You're a sullen coward!" and gave him a copy as he spoke.