Chapter 957: Forty years old is a watershed for men
After returning from the Sword Pavilion, Yang Jun was finally able to take a good rest.
He first went to the unit to show his face, brush his sense of existence, and then went back to Pengyuan to lie down.
"Silly Zhu, why didn't your godmother go to work recently?"
Yang Jun lay on the rattan chair, looked at a pair of living treasures in front of him, and asked sideways.
Ding Erzhu and Sun Zhaodi are Yi Qiushui's guards, since Yi Qiuyue and Yi Qiushui met, Yi Qiushui doesn't go to class now, the sisters go shopping every day, or they get together to whisper, and at night, they even live directly on Yi Qiuyue's side and don't come back, but Yang Qingxiang and a few of them are cheaper.
Silly Zhu stuffed a piece of soybean cake into his mouth, and said angrily, "Godmother handed over all the things in the company to the secretary, and he was at home with Aunt Qiuyue."
When Yang Jun heard this, he sighed: "This girl is planning to let go?"
It's not safe to hand over the huge family business to others, and you have to control it by your own people to rest assured.
"The godmother didn't have it, she just let the secretary take care of it temporarily, and she will go back to work after a while."
"Okay, your godmother hasn't been at work recently, so you can follow me first."
Yang Jun glanced at Sun Zhaocai, and said angrily, "You two eat quietly, don't disturb me sleeping."
"Okay, Uncle Yang."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he directly took all the dim sum on the low table aside and ate it.
These two goods are live treasures, and there is nothing else to do except eat all day long, and the stomach is like a bottomless pit, and it can't be filled with anything.
After a while, I heard footsteps approaching.
Yang Jun's eyebrows frowned slightly, and he just wanted to get angry, but when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be Yang Anguo.
"Brother, it's really hard to see you."
After saying this, he directly picked up the kettle and poured a few sips.
"Can you say hello to the doorman so that I don't have to tell you every time I come in the future?"
Yang Jun closed his eyes again, held his head in his hands, and said lazily, "Something to say."
"Ahem...... Sure enough, he has a big temper again."
Seeing this, Yang Anguo didn't dare to say anything, so he said, "Brother, what, I heard that the foals take medicinal wine from you every month?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he suddenly opened his eyes and looked at him with a smile.
"What, got an idea?"
"I can have ideas, I just ask." Yang Anguo hurriedly denied it.
When Yang Jun heard this, he snorted coldly, and a look of contempt flashed in his eyes.
Find ways to meet yourself, just to satisfy your gossip heart?
Yang Jun said that he would not be able to believe in killing him.
"Oh."
Yang Jun snorted, and then lay there again.
Seeing this, Yang Anguo was a little embarrassed on his face.
looked around and saw that Yang Jun's guards were far away, so he leaned over and whispered,
"What, brother, I'...... I'll be honest with you, I want that kind of wine too?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he laughed.
"Anguo, aren't you quite capable of pretending, keep pretending."
After speaking, he beckoned to Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu and said, "You two come quickly, there are melons to eat."
When the two of them heard this, their eyes lit up, and they ran over.
"Brother, why are you doing this?"
Seeing this, Yang Anguo stomped his feet in shame.
"Haha, Anguo, I didn't hear what you just said, you say it again." Yang Jun said with a smile.
"Brother, can you give me some face."
"You're afraid of a hammer, can you hide this matter, instead of hiding it, it's better to admit it generously."
"This ...... How can I come up with this thing and say that I will not be a human being in the future?"
Yang Jun smiled, "Do you want to say that?"
Yang Anguo looked at Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu with a difficult face, he really couldn't say these words.
"Okay, if you don't say it, I'll too
I won't force you."
After Yang Jun finished speaking, he turned back to Sun Zhaocai and said, "Go to the storage room and get two bottles of medicinal wine for your Uncle An Guo."
"Medicinal wine?"
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, his eyes lit up, and the expression on his face was very rich as if he had eaten a melon.
"Wow, Uncle Anguo, it turns out that you are the same as Uncle Juzi, you can't do it anymore."
When Yang Anguo heard this, his face turned red with shame.
"You bastard, don't talk nonsense, I didn't use it myself, I took it for your uncle."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.
"Uncle Anguo, I didn't say you, a manly man can't be a man, you won't even have the courage to admit it, right?"
"Foolish, looking for a fight."
Yang Anguo was about to make a move, but when he saw two mountain-like bodies standing in front of him, he was suddenly stunned.
"If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have done it a long time ago."
Yang Anguo turned his head to the side: "Didn't you hear what my brother said clearly, hurry up and get the medicine and wine."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he rolled his eyes and looked serious.
"Uncle Anguo, you haven't told me who will use it?"
"Whoever uses you and what's the matter, you take it quickly."
"If you don't say it, I won't take it."
"You ......"
Yang Anguo's face turned red with anger, and he turned back to Yang Jun and said, "Brother, this thing doesn't listen to you, I suggest you change him."
When Yang Jun heard this, he smiled and waved his hand, "Anguo, what can you do if you admit it generously? Isn't it just discord, and it's not something to be ashamed of."
"Brother, I'm ...... I'm going to be a man again." Yang Anguo said with a bitter face.
Seeing this, Yang Jun stopped teasing him.
So, he waved at Sun Zhaocai: "Go."
Seeing this, Sun Zhaocai glared at Yang Anguo, and then reluctantly went to the storeroom.
After he left, Yang Anguo and Yang Jun broke away.
"Brother, it's not like I'm not bad, the main thing is that I feel a little tired......
Yang Jun waved his hand and interrupted him, "You don't have to tell me this, man, I understand."
"Hey, once a person gets older, all aspects of the body's functions will decline, this is inevitable, the foal is like this, you are like this, there is no shame."
When Yang Anguo heard this, his face softened a lot.
"Brother, you've been taking this for so many years, and there are no side effects, right?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he immediately went violent.
", do you need that?"
When Yang Anguo heard this, he looked incredulous.
Turning his head to the side, he sneered, "Brother, you also said that once a person is over forty, all aspects of his functions will decline, and there is no shame in that."
"Also, if you haven't taken it for so many years, why do you store so much medicinal wine?"
Yang Jun stiffened his neck and said, "Lao Tzu is talented, so he doesn't need that thing at all."
After speaking, he snorted angrily, "Is it true that you all think so after so many years?"
"Uh-huh!"
Yang Anguo spread his hands and said, "This thing is only yours, otherwise how would we ask you for this thing?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he stood there in a daze, and he didn't react for a long time.
He didn't expect that this is how people outside see him.
Indeed, as Yang Anguo said, if he didn't need this thing, how could he prepare this thing all year round.
Moreover, as soon as the foal Yang Anguo needed this, they went straight to him?
"Grandma's, careless."
Yang Jun slapped his thigh and sat on the rattan chair dejectedly.
The good reputation of so many years is gone, which is really laughable.
Actually, he should have thought about it back then.
At that time, he delivered medicine and wine to the old-timers in the military compound every day, and the old ladies and daughters-in-law shouted and beat him when they saw him.
"Defense
Fire anti-theft and anti-Yang Jun."
Since then, his fame has been on the outside.
Just imagine, what normal man would keep these things all day long?
"Brother, it's actually nothing, in your words, it's not a shame." Yang Anguo laughed.
"Get out!"
Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "I just can't do it anymore, I have done so many women, and I have made such a child, who dares to say that I can't do it."
"Brother, this has nothing to do with women and children."
", say it again, believe it or not I'll let the dog bite you."
When Yang Anguo heard this, he glanced back at Ding Erzhu, and then said with a smile: "No, no, isn't it just that it hits your heart?"
Ding Erzhu listened to them chatting on the side, and saw Yang Anguo looking at him, even if he was a fool, he knew that the so-called dog was himself.
"Bang!"
Yang Anguo was kicked away by him.
Yang Jun heard the movement and looked back.
first looked at the angry look of the stupid pillar, and then said to Yang Anguo, who was lying on the ground in embarrassment,
"You said it's not good for you to provoke anyone, you have to provoke this thing, now it's honest, right?"
Yang Anguo was not angry at all, got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and said with an indifferent face,
"I didn't say anything, I just glanced at him."
"And what else do you want to say?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes.
When Yang Anguo heard this, he looked at Ding Erzhu, and said with a smile: "Silly Zhu, Uncle didn't say you just now, he said that he was a fool of fortune."
As soon as the words fell, Yang Anguo flew away like a kite with a broken string.
Finally got up from the ground and looked back, not knowing when Sun Zhaocai appeared behind him.
At this moment, Sun Zhaocai looked at him with an angry face, and his angry expression was as if he was about to eat people.
"The potion is gone."
After speaking, he put two bottles of medicinal wine into his pocket.
"Don't, don't you, aren't you killing me?"
When Yang Anguo heard this, he hurriedly went over to make amends.
"Zhaocai, I didn't mean you just now, don't take it to heart."
"I still want to quibble, what I just heard was true."
"You heard me wrong, I didn't say you."
Yang Anguo made amends while grabbing medicine and wine.
He is also cheap, who is not good at provoking these two goods.
Although these two goods are a bit lacking in heart, they are not stupid.
The key is that he can't beat either of these two goods, so he can only admit it.
Yang Jun saw the two of them tearing and tearing around, so he said, "Recruit wealth, give you the medicine and wine to Uncle Anguo."
"As a junior, you have to be more considerate of the hardships of older men, be obedient and obedient."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he reluctantly took out the medicinal wine from his arms.
"If it weren't for Uncle Yang's face today, I would never have given it to you."
After saying that, he threw a bottle of medicinal wine to him.
"Hey, second goods, give me another bottle too."
Seeing that Sun Zhaocai only gave him a bottle, Yang Anguo suddenly became anxious.
"One bottle isn't enough for you? The other bottle is mine."
As soon as Sun Zhaocai's words fell, the surroundings suddenly fell silent.
Yang Jun suddenly jumped down from the rattan chair and looked Yang Anguo up and down with wide eyes.
"Second goods, you ...... too"
"Uncle Yang, I don't have it, don't think about it."
After speaking, he suddenly threw the bottle of hot potato medicine wine to Yang Anguo.
"How could I not be so strong with my body, I wouldn't need that thing at all."
When everyone heard this, the expressions on their faces became richer and richer.
The more Sun Zhaocai said this, the more everyone felt that there was something wrong with him.
"That maybe, the stronger people are, the more they can't do it, just like your Uncle An Guo and Uncle Pony, you dare to say that they don't
Condition?" Yang Jun said with a smile.
"Brother, don't make an analogy with me if you're okay." Yang Anguo rolled his eyes.
Yang Jun glanced at him: "Now there is only one mouth left, don't ask for it if you have the ability."
"Brother, I told you, it's not that I can't do it, but I feel a little tired, and I drink to relieve my fatigue." Yang Anguo quibbled.
"Isn't that still not going to work?"
Seeing that Yang Anguo wanted to say something, Yang Jun raised his hand to interrupt him.
"Alright, it's a big deal."
Yang Jun lay down on the rattan chair, holding his head in both hands, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "There is no shame in this matter, if anyone of you needs it in the future, just come and get it."
"Well, thank you, brother." Yang An National Road.
Hearing this, Yang Jun waved his hand.
"It's okay, you can get out."
"Brother, I haven't said anything yet."
After speaking, Yang Anguo trotted over and sat on the small bench next to him.
"Brother, according to your instructions, I have recently won four more mines, all of which can be mined for hundreds of years."
"Well, good job."
Yang Jun said: "Remember, continue to take the mine, as long as there is a listing, no matter what price it is, it will be won, if the money is not enough, go with your sister-in-law to ask for it."
Yang Anguo: "Brother, I don't need the money for the time being, I can continue to buy while mining, and I will talk to you when I need it."
Yang Jun nodded and said, "Remember, do things neatly, don't leave any tails, you must not save the money you should spend, everything must be safe."
"Brother, I remember."
After a pause, Yang Anguo suddenly remembered something: "By the way, brother, my father said to go back to his hometown to retire, you see?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he was not in a hurry to express his position.
"What do you two think?"
After all, the second uncle Yang Dong is the father of Yang Anguo and Yang Anbang brothers, and Yang Jun will not advocate some things.
When Yang Anguo heard this, he said solemnly: "I have discussed this matter with my brother, and we all agree that my father should not make any more trouble, and he is almost seventy years old, and he doesn't have the physical strength and time to jump, otherwise...... Let him go back to his hometown?"
After speaking, he looked at Yang Jun with a look of hope.
When Yang Jun saw this, he immediately knew what he meant.
It's a good father and son, and the brothers don't want their dad to be locked in the house all day long, watching their dad roar like crazy all day long, and they can't bear it.
"You brothers can do it when you think about it, I have no opinion."
Yang Jun said: "However, the second uncle is old, and he is not at ease living alone in his hometown, so you had better send someone to take care of him."
"Brother, don't worry, I will invite a few more people this time, and I will definitely take care of his old man."
Yang Jun's words were a double light.
It not only has the meaning of taking care of the second uncle's daily life, but also has the meaning of supervising him.
After all, the second uncle has a criminal record, so he has to guard against it.
Moreover, at such an old age, if he makes any more lace news, the face of the old Yang family will be lost by him.
"I don't have anything to worry about, if I can't take care of my second uncle, I'll try to ask you two brothers." Yang Jundao.
"Hehe, brother, don't worry, you will definitely take care of my father." Yang Anguo said with a smile.
Speaking of this, Yang Jun tilted his head and glanced at him.
"Are you okay now?"
"Uh...... It's all right." Yang Anguo wondered.
"You can get out."
"Well, I'll disappear from your eyes right away."
After speaking, Yang Anguo got up and left.
Halfway through, he suddenly turned around and said to Sun Zhaocai: "Second goods, if you need it, I'll give you a bottle when you turn around."
After saying that, turn around and run.
Sun Zhaocai's face was black, and the whole person was on the verge of going berserk.
It looked like someone had been insulted to his face, and the person had fled in time.
"Uncle Anguo, you wait with me, I promise to publicize your matter to you."
Yang Anguo, who was in the distance, heard the words and almost fell.
This scene made Yang Jun laugh.
"Fortune, you know where the medicine and wine are, if you need it, you can get it yourself." Yang Jun teased.
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he was so angry that he beat his chest.
If this had been someone else, he would have gone up and worked hard a long time ago.
"Uncle Yang, I want to challenge you and pee with you."
After speaking, he stood beside Yang Jun angrily, staring at him without blinking.
There is a rule among men that to measure whether a man is a real man or not, it depends on who urins far and high.
Whoever has enough firepower will urinate far and high.
Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "Why are you like a child, not naïve?"
Sun Zhaocai stiffened his neck and said, "You just say dare or not, right?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he smashed his mouth.
To be honest, there was a moment when he really wanted to play.
As a man, no one wants to admit that he is worse than others, but he is afraid of losing.
It's okay to say if you win, but if you lose, you won't have a face.
Especially who is compared to a man with a not very bright head, he will lose no matter what.
"Is your kid's skin itching again?" Yang Jun slanted his way.
Sun Zhaocai rolled his eyes and muttered, "If you don't dare to compete, you will overwhelm people with power."
", go eat while you go."
Sun Zhaocai left with his head drooped stupidly, sitting on the grass not far away, his legs spread apart, and he was eating with a snorting look.
He had no choice but to eat and get angry.
……
At noon, Nalan Qingmeng came over and asked him to go back to eat.
At the dinner table, Yang Chengcai and Yang Chengdao went to school, and the rest were all a bunch of small ones.
Every woman is looking at a child by her side, even Yang Jun is no exception, holding her daughter in her arms.
"Lao Yang, drink less of that kind of wine in the future, it will hurt your body." Meng Wenya said suddenly.
"What wine?"
Yang Jun was stunned for a moment: "At noon, what kind of wine did I drink?"
Meng Wenya's beautiful eyes glanced at him, and she said coquettishly, "It's the kind of wine you asked Sun Zhaocai to take in the morning."
"That's it, if you take two bottles at a time, you're not afraid of bursting." Nalan Qingmeng echoed.
When Yang Jun heard this, he had a black line.
"You ...... Hey, do I need to drink that wine?"
Subsequently, Yang Jun told them about Yang Anguo.
"I'm talking about it, Lao Yang is in such good health, why do you need to drink that thing." Meng Wenya said with relief.
"That is, what kind of body does Lao Yang have, you don't know?"
Several women laughed at him.
"Lao Yang, what do you say is the matter with men, as soon as they pass forty, they will not work immediately?" Huang Yani asked.
Yang Jun had a black line: "What do you call all? Is it good that it varies from person to person?"
"You see I'm forty-two years old, am I not in good health?"
"Besides, have I treated you badly, have you lost your mouth, and you don't have a number in your heart?"
When the women heard this, they all rolled their eyes at him.
Two of them still want to fight him on the spot for 300 rounds.
Yang Qingxiang shook her head and said, "People are going downhill in their forty bodies, but it's you...... The more you live, the younger you get."
After speaking, his face turned red inexplicably.
"Yes, I think Lao Yang seems to be growing in reverse."
"Who says it's not, I'm worried that in a few years, we together won't necessarily be Lao Yang's opponents."
The women ordered to exaggerate Yang Jun's good health, which made Yang Jun complacent.
"Hey, hey!"
Seeing this, Yang Qingxiang touched him gently.
"The children are here, eat more restraining."
"Hey, I got it."
Yang Jun smiled while feeding his daughter egg custard.
The girl is more than a year old, less than two years old, and can already eat by herself, but the little girl is rarely clingy, especially like Yang Jun, every time she eats, she always pesters him to feed, so that several other children also pester Yang Jun.
"One bite per person, don't grab it."
Looking at the small mouths waiting to be fed, Yang Jun was busy and dizzy.
"Dad, I want it."
"Dad, it's my turn."
"Daddy......"
Yang Jun listened to so many children calling him father, and his heart was so happy.
Before, when he didn't have children, he didn't want children.
Now that I have children, I start to like children.
Especially the feeling of being needed, which made him feel the warmth of family affection.
Seeing Yang Jun busy and dizzy, all the women laughed.
"Mr. Yang, Madame said that you should go next door after dinner."
This matter, the nanny Lu Jie came to report.
Yang Jun frowned when he heard this.
"Got it."
After Lu Jie left, Yang Jun sighed.
"This girl has no home now, and lives next door all day long."
Yang Qingxiang heard this and said with a smile: "Husband, you can be considerate of Sister Qiushui, she just found her sister, this is really a sticky time, it will be fine after a while."
"Yes, Sister Qiushui is also a person who values love and righteousness, Lao Yang, you have to be more tolerant." Meng Wenya said.
"Sister Qiushui has found her sister, do you think we who are sisters should go over and have a look?" Huang Yani said suddenly.
After Huang Yani finished speaking, all the women looked at him.
Do you want to go over and see Yi Qiuyue, they still have to see what Yang Jun means.
Logically speaking, it wouldn't be good for them not to go over and take a look.
However, they have special identities, especially Yi Qiuyue is Yi Qiushui's younger sister, they don't know what to say when they meet, which is quite embarrassing.
Yang Jun pondered for a moment and said, "You should not know about this, I'm afraid that your sister Qiushui doesn't want your sister to know about this."
Yi Qiushui is also a person who wants to save face, how embarrassed she would have to be if her sister knew that her husband had found so many women.
At the beginning, the reason why Yang Jun arranged Yi Qiuyue and their mother in Jiuyuan was to avoid embarrassment to each other.
"Listen to you, Old Yang." The women said in unison.