Chapter 187 Fooling this old guy into a cripple
When he thought of Nuwa and the man behind her, Lao Tzu was full of excitement.
I can't afford to provoke it, I really can't afford to provoke it!
Therefore, this is the reason why he has been hesitating at the foot of Shouyang Mountain.
"That's it, I want to think of another way."
Lao Tzu sighed, thought of countless ways left and right, and finally felt that he still couldn't get benefits from the human race, so he planned to consider himself unlucky and leave.
However, at this moment, a gentle voice suddenly sounded beside him.
"Lao Tzu, I haven't seen you for a long time, I didn't expect to meet here."
Listening to this gentle and familiar voice, Lao Tzu trembled as if he had been electrocuted, hurriedly dodged and pulled away, and said again and again: "I, I don't, I'm not ......"
has been pulling away for a distance, and is about to withdraw from the range of Shouyang Mountain, Lao Tzu turned back in shock.
"Dragon...... Lin Long, why are you here? ”
He subconsciously wanted to call Lin Long the Dragon God, but then he realized that he had now become a sanctification, so he changed his name and called Lin Long by his name.
It seemed that this would make Lin Long notice that the two sides were equal.
At the same time, this is also a kind of temptation for Lin Long.
Let's test whether Lin Long will be angry because of this!
After becoming a saint, many of the careful thoughts that were previously suppressed in my heart have gradually come to life, even Lao Tzu, who has always pursued quiet and inaction, is naturally not exempt from vulgarity.
Lin Long smiled slightly.
How could he not notice Lao Tzu's careful thoughts? But he didn't take this kind of thing to heart, so naturally he didn't correct it.
The gap between the Mixed Yuan and the Saint is very different.
Breaking through to the realm of saints and treating ordinary creatures will treat them as ants.
And if it reaches the Mixed Yuan Infinite Luo Jin Immortal, then, even a saint, in his eyes, is no different from an ant!
For this kind of ant, I can't take it seriously at all.
Looking at the vigilant Lao Tzu, Lin Long didn't have the heart to go around the bend with him, and immediately asked: "I naturally have something to do when I come here, and you have been looking at Shouyang Mountain, what's the matter, are you interested in the luck of the human race?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Lao Tzu suddenly became a spirit again.
Could it be that this Aoki Ryujin knows my thoughts? Want to do something to me?
If the human race is the meat in his own bowl, then Lao Tzu will never tolerate anyone making up his mind.
Therefore, he thinks that Lin Long is here to do it!
It's a pity that Lin Long pouted.
You said you were so cowardly, what are you doing with those careful thoughts?
"Okay, don't look like this, if I really want to do it, you can't escape!"
Lin Long simply opened the skylight and said brightly: "I came here to help you, if you want to make up for your luck with the help of the human race, it is not that you have no chance." ”
Lao Tzu's eyes lit up, but then he pressed it down again, and said with a vigilant face: "Why do you want to help me?" ”
"Don't be so nervous, I said, if I want to do something to you, you won't even have a chance to escape."
Lin Long waved his hand, and Lao Tzu was silent for a moment, thinking about it, he asked: "Okay, Lin Long, although you have a great friendship with the Nuwa Sage, but the matter of the human race, I'm afraid you don't count it, right?" ”
"You're a man, you just have too many eyes."
Lin Long shook his head, Lao Tzu is a thief with a lot of eyes, and he likes to calculate everything, but he often calculates and calculates, and it is easy to calculate himself.
Immediately, Lin Long raised his hand and made a move, and the hovering Terran luck on Shouyang Mountain actually flew towards Lin Long.
That luck turned into a golden rainbow, coiled around Lin Long's side, well-behaved like a spirit pet.
"This, this ......"
Lao Tzu on the side has already looked straight at this moment.
This Lin Long can actually mobilize all the luck of the human race!
With so much luck, I'm afraid I've drained the luck of the human race!
Lao Tzu looked at Lin Long in disbelief, and that look seemed to say, are you sure that the human race was created by Nuwa and not by you?
Lin Long smiled slightly, and did not explain too much to Lao Tzu.
This human race said that it was created by Nuwa, and it was recognized by the way of heaven.
But if it was created by Lin Long, it is not impossible.
After all, the Three Lights Divine Water, the Nine Heavens Resting Soil, and the Innate Gourd Vine...... These things that were crucial to the creation of the human race were all provided by Lin Long.
Even, even Nuwa's laws of creation were mentioned by herself, and her fate was led by Lin Long.
Therefore, Lin Long was able to mobilize the Terran Race, so naturally there was no problem.
"Now, you should believe that I can help you borrow some Terran luck, right?"
Listening to Lin Long's words, Lao Tzu was silent.
Believe, what the is there not to believe in front of you?
"What conditions do you have?"
After a moment of silence, Lao Tzu asked.
He also knew that his relationship with Lin Long was not so good, so if he wanted to take benefits from Lin Long, it would definitely not work without paying some price.
Lin Long nodded, at this point, Lao Tzu is also interested.
"Since you founded the Human Sect at the beginning, you naturally have to fulfill the duties of the Human Sect, and what you said in the Heavenly Dao Oath before was not in vain."
What he meant was that the human religion should spread its doctrine widely and teach the human race to practice.
Lao Tzu frowned when he heard this: "The way I practice is to be quiet and inactive, if I am asked to spread the doctrine among the human race, I am afraid that I will not be able to do it." ”
Lin Long pursed his lips, old thing, at this point, he still put this outfit aside.
Bullshit's quiet inaction, since you are quiet and inaction, why should you be sanctified? Why do you want luck?
If you really want to be quiet, you should honestly hide in the ashram and retreat, and not care about anything!
After all, this bad old man just wants to take advantage of things, not do things.
Is this possible?
Not to mention Nuwa, even if she is a saint of the human race, it is absolutely impossible to agree!
"The Terran race is just getting on the right track now, and there is still a lack of cultivation methods to survive in the wilderness, and there are a large number of Terran children who need to be taught right now, this is what you should be taught!"
Lin Long opened his mouth and said: "If you can handle this matter well, you don't need Nuwa, I can make the decision and add luck merit to you!" ”
While talking, he was also playing with luck Changhong.
That Changhong is teasing Lao Tzu's heart all the time.
Luck, sometimes before, Lao Tzu didn't care too much.
After all, since the birth of Sanqing, he has a large number of heaven-opening merits, and he has been born with atmospheric luck.
So, he never experienced the trouble of lacking the merit of luck.
But not anymore.
After his own merits were exhausted, he realized how fast he had practiced when he had merit.
Now that he has no merit, this kind of turtle speed really makes him unbearable!
Not only him, but his second brother Yuan Shi and third brother Tongtian are also worried about this matter.
After all, the luck and merit of those two men were also consumed at the time of enlightenment.
After thinking for a moment, Lao Tzu looked up at Lin Long: "What do you want me to do, you might as well say it directly, if you can do it, I will agree." ”
He also resigned himself to his fate.
For the sake of luck, no shame!
Lin Long picked his thumb and praised: "Go up!" It's very simple, you sit in the human race, you can preach once every hundred years for the human race, and you also need to pass on the Taoist system in the human race, after all, as the leader of the human sect, it is your duty to pass on a cultivation method for the human race. ”
Hearing this, Lao Tzu frowned slightly, and retorted: "Impossible, a hundred years is too short, at least once in ten thousand years!" ”
The years of the flood are the least valuable, and a hundred years is not even a blink of an eye for these powers.
This is already equivalent to imprisoning himself in the human race in disguise, how could Lao Tzu agree?
However, Lin Long rolled his eyes, ten thousand years? Why don't you say millions of years?
Just a hundred years is too long for him, you know, the life span of the human race is very short, except for those who set foot in cultivation, most of the normal human race has a lifespan of several decades at most.
In the past hundred years, in Lin Long's opinion, it has been very accommodating.
But then again, you can't push Lao Tzu too hard.
After pondering for a moment, Lin Long felt that it was better to retreat, and helped Lao Tzu think of an idea: "Actually, this matter is not as difficult as you think, although it is to let you preach once in a hundred years, but it also does not say that you must let your body be here." ”
"Hongjun's method of beheading three corpses still has a lot of merits, such as now."
Lin Long had a smile on his face, and Lao Tzu trembled all over his body when he saw this smile, only to feel that a burst of cool air behind him went straight to the Tianling Gai, as if something bad was about to befall him.
He suddenly regretted it in his heart.
Why do you want to make a deal with this person in a hot head?
Isn't it going to fall for it?
He would give the merits of the human race to himself for no reason? He didn't have a doppelganger, so why didn't he preach for himself?