Chapter 1023: Educating Licking Dogs
The tiger can't stand the wolves, and the two fists are hard to beat the four hands.
Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu are worthy of walking perverts, Rao is Yang Jun tried his best, and he still had nothing to do with them.
Of course, these two goods are not as easy as they seem.
From time to time, they let out angry roars, and it was evident that they were alleviating the pain in this way.
After a while, Yang Jun was tired and sweating profusely.
If it weren't for the two scruples about Yang Jun's identity, I'm afraid Yang Jun would have eaten a lot of fists now.
None of them are difficult to deal with, let alone two.
After a few rounds, Yang Jun gradually fell to the downside.
"Uncle Yang, that's all the firepower?"
Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu cooperated with a tacit understanding to besiege Yang Jun, and while making moves, they made provocative remarks.
"No, no, this firepower can't work."
The stupid pillar besieging on the side was even more happy.
Usually heads-up, they are not Yang Jun's opponents, and now they finally have this opportunity, why not take advantage of this to make a provocation?
"Hehe, godfather, if you're tired, lie down and rest."
This guy is bad.
In Yang Jun's opinion, this guy is worse than Sun Zhaocai.
Look at his honest appearance, people who don't know the inside story must be deceived by his appearance, but they don't know that this thing is old and old, and when fighting, there are many bad intentions and thieves.
is obviously more terrifying than Sun Zhaocai's force value, but he let Sun Zhaocai serve as the main attacker, and he assists on the side.
From time to time, when Yang Jun was distracted, he made a sneak attack, which made Yang Jun overwhelmed and very embarrassed.
"Uncle Yang, come on, I'm going to do my best."
"Haha!"
Sun Zhaocai took advantage of it for the first time, so it became very rampant.
"Giggles, godfather, you're too slow, faster, faster."
Ding Erzhu's goods added fuel to the fire.
In the face of the provocation of these two goods, Yang Jun was inevitably impetuous.
It's useless to be in a hurry, the key is that these two goods are too perverted, and it is impossible to take them down in a short time.
Sensei said that he was facing two people at the same time, but it was not so easy to face one of them.
"Daddy, Daddy." 、
"Daddy, come on."
"Uncle, come on."
"Uncle, come on."
Watching the lively children on the side, seeing Yang Jun falling into the disadvantage, he couldn't help but get anxious.
Especially Yang Jun's children, the look of worry on their faces was even worse.
Among them, Yang Chenglan and Yang Chengzhi, the two little girls, cried even more.
They thought that their father was being bullied, and their faces changed with fright.
"Daddy, hit him."
"Daddy, hit him."
The two little girls were anxious to end up in person.
At the same time, they were even more worried about Yi Qiushui, who was watching the bustle on the side.
They stared at Yang Jun on the field without blinking, for fear that he would be accidentally injured.
Yang Jun's every move touched their hearts.
They held their breath and didn't dare to speak, for fear of distracting Yang Jun.
"Bang!"
Yang Jun was kicked in the chest by Sun Zhaocai.
He retreated.
This kick made his blood rise, and the breath of the whole person was disrupted.
Yang Jun was very embarrassed at the moment, panting heavily.
Fortunately, the two goods cared about his identity and did not chase after him.
At this moment, the two of them stood there with their arms around and looked at Yang Jun with a mocking expression.
"Uncle Yang, no."
Sun Zhaocai raised his middle finger and shook it.
"Hehe, godfather, or forget about today's business." Ding Erzhu smirked.
When Yang Jun heard this, he was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out.
"Okay, okay, you two have stiff wings." Yang Jun laughed angrily.
When the two goods heard this, their faces suddenly changed.
"Uncle Yang, you can say it in advance, you are not allowed to retaliate against us."
"Yes, yes, yes, it's you who is the one who makes the difference." Ding Erzhu echoed in a low voice.
It seems that these two goods did not go all out, otherwise, Yang Jun would have fallen down a long time ago.
"Get out of the way."
Yang Jun said angrily: "Lao Tzu's spit is a nail, when does it not count when you speak?" ”、
"Hey, that's good."
When the two of them heard this, they were immediately much more relieved.
"You two listen up, I'm going to do a trick next, be careful." Yang Jundao.
At this time, Yi Qiushui on the side shouted worriedly.
"Old Yang...... If not, forget it. ”
Rao is her, a layman, can also see that Yang Jun is not the opponent of the two of them, if they continue to fight, it will definitely be Yang Jun who will suffer.
"Yes, Lao Yang, what are you doing with the two juniors, if you can't get out of this breath in your heart, let the people below beat these two goods, there is no need to end up in person." Huang Yani said.
At this time, seeing that the other women still wanted to speak, Yang Jun raised his hand.
"Soon, soon."
After speaking, he pounced again in the puzzled eyes of everyone.
As soon as Yang Jun moved, the faces of the two goods suddenly changed.
Yang Jun at this moment is completely different from the way he played just now.
I saw his figure looming and erratic.
obviously looked at the one on the left, but in the blink of an eye, the whole person appeared on the right.
A moment ago, a moment after.
Yang Jun's body was erratic, and the two of them felt a swishing in their ears, and they only saw a black shadow floating by in the corner of their eyes, and they couldn't find Yang Jun's figure.
That's right.
Yang Jun used the space function.
After more than ten years of exploration, the space has been perfected by him.
He can be completely invisible or semi-hidden.
Anything you can imagine, he can do.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu's bodies suddenly fell backwards like flat sand and geese.
The huge body splashed dust all over the ground the moment it hit the ground.
"Oooh, Daddy won."
With a cheer, the children watching the excitement on the side suddenly cheered, and Yang Jun's two little girls jumped on the spot happily.
Yang Qingxiang's faces were also full of excitement.
They didn't care how high Yang Jun's kung fu was, as long as their men weren't injured.
"Uncle Yang, what kind of ghost body method did you use?"
Sun Zhaocai looked unconvinced, patted the soil on his buttocks and stood up from the ground.
"One moment here, one moment there, I was dazzled, and I couldn't find you at all."
"That's, that's it, it's obviously a trick."
Silly Zhu stood up from the ground, also unconvinced.
"Be careful, I'm here again."
Yang Juncai didn't care what they said, so he opened his mouth to remind him, and then rubbed his body and pounced again.
With the blessing of space, Yang Jun is invincible.
Before Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu could react, they were hit hard again.
"Well, I don't believe it."
Sun Zhaocai only thought that Yang Jun was opportunistic and won, and he was not convinced.
He is very confident in his combat effectiveness, not to mention invincible, but at least he can see the enemy's moves.
It's not like now, and those who are in a daze are put down.
After speaking, Sun Zhaocai rubbed his body and pounced on Yang Jun.
Yang Jun stood there with a smile, seeing that Sun Zhaocai's fist was about to fall on Yang Jun's body.
I thought that this punch was nine out of ten, but who knows, just when the fist was about to touch Yang Jun's body.
Yang Jun's figure disappeared again.
Just as everyone was watching, they suddenly appeared in another direction.
This kind of body method is not a disappearance technique, but a clever body method, in the change of the body method, you can vaguely see the afterimage left by the figure.
How to put it, it's like Ling Bo microstepping.
"Bang! Bang! ”
The bodies of the two fell backwards again.
"Wow, wow, I'm not convinced."
Sun Zhaocai felt that he had lost too much.
While yelling, he took off his shirt.
When he took off his clothes, a shape that resembled Dongpo's meat tied with hemp rope appeared in front of everyone.
"Wow!"
Looking at Sun Zhaocai's strong muscles, everyone couldn't help but scream.
Seeing this scene, Yang Jun was really a little greedy.
He also wants to have muscles like Sun Zhaocai, but ...... He didn't.
However, greed is greedy, but Yang Jun did not put him in his eyes.
The stronger the muscles, the more they arouse his interest in beating people.
"Uncle Yang, I'm going to be serious this time."
Before Sun Zhaocai made a move, he didn't forget to remind him.
"Phew, it's like you weren't serious just now."
Yang Jun rubbed the place where his chest was kicked just now, with a look of disdain.
"Bang!"
Yang Jun's body flashed, and with a side kick, Sun Zhaocai's body flew out again.
One move.
Just one move.
One move determines the winner or loser.
This terrifying scene frightened Ding Erzhu, who was about to sneak attack, startled.
Because of this hesitation, he was kicked out by Yang Jun.
Looking at the two of them lying on the ground in embarrassment, the corners of Yang Jun's mouth instantly pouted with a wicked smile.
"Here I go again."
Today, Yang Jun has made up his mind that he has to teach these two goods a good lesson.
Although, he can usually teach a lesson, but because of his identity, he just scolds him and doesn't really do it.
But not today.
These two goods actually beat up the people he sent.
This is trampling on his face.
If you don't teach them a lesson, they will be even more lawless in the future.
"Bang bang bang!"
Yang Juncai didn't care so much, he took a few feet and immediately kicked them dizzy.
"Wow, wow, I'm not convinced."
Sun Zhaocai is temperamental, Rao is face is swollen like a pig's head, but that mouth is not convinced.
On the other hand, Silly Zhu, this product is not as strong as Sun Zhaocai, but at this moment, he has the intention of retreating.
He knew in his heart that the two of them were not Yang Jun's opponents at all.
Yang Jun also saw that Ding Erzhu had already retreated.
He did not continue to kick Sun Zhaocai, but chased Ding Erzhu to fight.
Since you are afraid, let you be afraid completely.
As for Sun Zhaocai, this product is just a stunned seed, and he can't be convinced by fighting, so he feels that there will be opportunities in the future.
"Ahhh......h
Ding Erzhu curled up on the ground with his head in his hands, howling incessantly.
"Godfather, why are you always targeting me, I've already taken it."
When Yang Jun heard this, the corners of his mouth were smiling.
Ignoring his words, he continued to punch and kick.
"Whoa."
"Godfather, I'm going to fight back."
Yang Jun listened, and the strength under his feet increased by three points again.
"I'll let you fight back."
"I'll let you fight back."
"You're fighting back."
Sun Zhaocai, who was about to pounce on the side, was stunned when he saw this scene.
He watched with interest as Yang Jun violently beat Ding Erzhu, but at this moment he stood by and watched.
"Hehe, Uncle Yang, use some force."
Yang Jun glared back at him.
Frightened, the thing hurriedly squatted on the ground with his head in his hands.
This thing is not stupid, it can be seen at this moment that Yang Jun is deliberately looking for fault and beating a stupid pillar today.
"Hey, hey."
Sun Zhaocai watched the excitement while secretly enjoying the pleasant scene.
"Aren't you going to add it, keep adding it."
Yang Jun scolded and punched and kicked at the same time.
After a while, Ding Erzhu rolled on the ground in pain.
Rao is this rough skin and thick meat, and he can't stand Yang Jun's lifeless play.
"Am I at fault?"
Ding Erzhu was beaten into a pig's head, and no one was allowed to question his loyalty to licking the dog.
"It's you licking dog."
When Yang Jun heard this, he was even more angry.
The more you talk back, the more excited he becomes.
Lick the dog, lick the dog, but why do you always show off in front of me.
Stuff my mouth of dog food and you're happy?
"Lick the dog, lick the dog."
Yang Jun kept kicking his thighs.
"I'm just licking dogs, I'm willing, I'm ...... I'm a little licking dog, Tim Tim Tim ...... Ouch. ”
This thing seems to wish others said that he was licking a dog, as a proof of his loyalty and love for Sun Zhaodi.
The harder you hit, the more he thinks you're jealous.
"Lick the dog, lick the dog, I'll let you add it."
Yang Jun scolded, and just wanted to continue playing, when someone suddenly came up to help him kick a few words.
Yang Jun was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Sun Zhaocai.
This thing took advantage of Yang Jun's lesson to the stupid pillar to announce his personal vendetta.
"Hey, hey."
Sun Zhaocai kicked twice, and then continued to squat on the ground with his head in his hands.
Yang Jun gave him a blank look, and then continued to kick the stupid pillar.
"Still licking it?"
"Lick, as long as you can't kill me, I'll keep licking."
Before Yang Jun could make a move, Sun Zhaocai went up to a crazy output.
"Haha!"
The crowd of onlookers laughed when they saw this.
The fight was all amused by these two things.
It was originally a camp, but now there is infighting.
This pair of happy enemies is really speechless.
The crowd didn't break it, they just watched them perform.
"Still licking it?"
Yang Jun was responsible for asking on the side, and naturally Sun Zhaocai was the first to start.
It's okay once or twice, but after too many times, the stupid pillar will see that something is wrong.
If you talk and hit someone at the same time, the tone must be urgent.
However, after listening to it for a while, I always felt that Yang Jun's tone was very calm.
He looked up and saw that Sun Zhaocai was kicking him hard.
When he saw this, he immediately became angry.
'Teng' jumped up from the ground and directly Sun Zhaocai.
"Second goods, I'll kill you."
Hearing the irritable voice of the stupid pillar, Sun Zhaocai shrank his neck in fright.
"Mom, it's over."
Sun Zhaocai was not his opponent, and he was so frightened that he suddenly hugged his head and ran away.
"Stop me, see if I can kill you."
Ding Erzhu roared angrily and chased after him.
The two chased each other around the yard.
Seeing that the flowers and trees in the yard were in a mess, Yang Jun roared.
"Get out of here."
When the two heard this, they suddenly stopped fighting and ran out of the courtyard together.
Seeing this, everyone laughed again.
This is a happy revenge for this living treasure.
Looking at the mess all over the ground, Yang Jun shook his head.
"Let someone clean it up."
When Yi Qiushui heard this, he was a little worried: "Don't worry about these, I'll let people clean them up, but you, you just exercised so much, do you want to take a break?" ”
Yang Jun shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "I'm fine, it's not hard to beat these two things at all." ”
Yi Qiushui rolled his eyes and said coquettishly: "You can pull it down, the punches on your body just now are not light." ”
"What nonsense, who was beaten, obviously I beat them, okay?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes.
"Yes, yes, you beat them, okay."
After saying that, Yi Qiushui couldn't help but laugh.
Seeing this, several other people also pursed their lips and smiled.
At this time, Yang Jun felt a little tired.
Just now, my spirit and muscles have been tense, but now when I relax, I feel very tired.
I was about to go back to the backyard to rest, but suddenly someone hugged my thigh.
"Dad, can you teach me kung fu?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he looked down and saw that it was his two daughters.
The eyes of the two girls were full of adoration at the moment.
Their dad was able to rub two big guys on the ground, which made them feel that dad was omnipotent.
Yang Jun smiled, then bent down and hugged them one by one.
"Well, Dad is more than happy to teach you."
After speaking, his tone changed.
"However, before teaching kung fu, you must do a good job in the basic skills, and after you have done the basic skills well, how about Dad teach you again?"
When the two children heard this, their little faces suddenly drooped.
During this time, they have been tormented by the so-called basic skills.
At this moment, when they heard Yang Jun say that they had to do a good job in basic skills before they could teach them kung fu, they were suddenly unhappy.
"Dad, I don't want to practice basic skills, can you teach us kung fu directly?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he smiled and said, "No, how can you practice kung fu without doing a good job in basic skills." ”
Seeing that his daughter still looked puzzled, Yang Jun then gave an example,
"You see, just like our family, if we don't lay the foundation first, how can we build a small two-story building?"
"Practicing uniforms and building a house is the same truth, as long as you do a good job of basic skills, you can practice powerful kung fu."
After speaking, he looked back at the children, and finally his eyes stayed on the face of his son Yang Chengdao.
"As you saw just now, if you want to have a good kung fu, you must practice the basic skills well, and if you can't practice the basic skills well, let alone any kung fu."
"Practicing and being a man are the same truth, you must endure hardships and loneliness, and only by suffering hardships can you become a master, you know?
When everyone heard this, they said in unison: "Got it." ”
"Got it."
Yang Chengdao took a step slower, and his voice seemed extremely weak.
Yang Jun glared at him, then glanced at the group of children with a soothing expression.
"Alright, you can continue practicing."
After speaking, he also put the two girls down.
Then, accompanied by a group of women, he returned to the backyard.
"I'm a little tired and want to get some sleep."
As soon as he arrived in the backyard, Yang Jun felt extremely tired.
The amount of exercise just now was a bit large, and I haven't moved my hands for a long time, so I feel a little unbearable.
"That'...... Then get some sleep. ”
After speaking, Yi Qiushui glanced back and saw that it was relatively close to Yang Qingxiang's courtyard.
"Sister Qingxiang, you help Lao Yang back to your yard to rest, he must have been tired just now."
When Yang Qingxiang heard this, her face suddenly turned red.
glanced up at Yi Qiushui, saw her worried, and thought that she was really too careful.
"Yes, sister."
Then Yang Qingxiang put Yang Jun's hand on her shoulder, and then helped Yang Jun back to her yard.
When their figures disappeared around the corner, there was an exclamation at the scene.
"Tsk, I'm not tired sooner or later, but I'm tired at this time." Huang Yani slammed her mouth and said.
"Who's to say it isn't, if you take two more steps, you'll be in my yard." Meng Wenya sighed.
"Hehe, when you get to the yard, don't you also get my yard." Nalan Qingmeng pouted.
When Yi Qiushui heard this, he said angrily: "What do you want? ”
"With Lao Yang's current appearance, do you think you still have the strength to think about that?"
Huang Yani: "Even if you don't do anything, it's a beautiful thing to sleep with him." ”
When Yi Qiushui heard this, he glared at her.
"As long as you talk a lot, go back and wait for Lao Yang's body to recover, and I'll let him teach you a good lesson."
When Huang Yani heard this, she directly saluted Yi Qiushui.
"Giggles, thank you sister."
"You ......"
When Yi Qiushui heard this, his face flushed, and then he said to a few of them: "Okay, let's go back to their respective homes, don't be stunned here." ”
Speaking of bowls, she took the lead back to her yard.
After she left, several women looked at Yang Qingxiang's courtyard with envy.
"Hey, cheap fragrance sister."
After saying that, the few people went back to their respective courtyards.
Yang Qingxiang yard.
As soon as Yang Jun entered the house, he locked the door, turned over and picked up Yang Qingxiang.
"Lao Yang, Lao Yang, you ...... Aren't you going to sleep? ”
Yang Qingxiang blushed and lay on Yang Jun's shoulder.
"Uh, that's right, haha......"
Yang Jun was like a wolf grandmother, holding the docile little sheep into the house to enjoy.
"Hey, Lao Yang, why haven't you moved?"
Just when Yang Qingxiang was wondering, she suddenly heard Yang Jun's earth-shattering snoring.
"Enemies."
Yang Qingxiang sighed, then straightened Yang Jun's body and covered him with a quilt.
Yang Jun slept until night.
He woke up at the beginning of the day.
Under Yang Qingxiang's service, he first took a shower, then changed into clean clothes, and then went to the restaurant.
Everyone in the family has already eaten.
The nanny brought him the food, Yang Jun smashed it, and suddenly became interested.
"Qingxiang, have a drink with me."
Yang Qingxiang smiled when she heard this.
"Okay, since we moved to Pengyuan, we haven't drunk alone for a long time."
After speaking, Yang Qingxiang turned around and explained to the nanny.
After a while, the nanny brought two bottles of table.
"Wine is not a good thing."
Yang Jun took a sip and said with a frown.
He didn't drink for a long time, and he lost his appetite.
I drank it violently and felt that my appetite was wrong.
When Yang Qingxiang heard this, she pursed her lips and smiled: "I don't usually see you drink less." ”
Yang Jun shook his head and said: "That's different, drinking has to divide time and people's ......."
"Oh, you have to mean it's the wrong person to drink?"
A thin anger appeared on Yang Qingxiang's face.
"Hehe, it's the wrong time to drink."
Yang Jun smiled awkwardly.
"Then tell me when to drink."
Yang Qingxiang asked reluctantly.
When Yang Jun heard this, he smiled bitterly.
"Why are you so serious, I just made a slip of the tongue, why bother chasing it."
Yang Qingxiang listened, and her eyes suddenly turned red.
"I'm going to be more serious, who told you to give up halfway in the afternoon."
"Is there one?"
Yang Jun was stunned for a moment.
After thinking about it carefully, I vaguely remember that there was indeed such a thing.
He smiled sheepishly.
"What's the matter, I'll make it up to you when I get back."