The next day.

After breakfast, Yang Jun took a few women to the ancestral hall.

Since his mother Wang Yuying left on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, he hasn't seen her for more than a month.

Today, just taking advantage of his free time, he decided to bring his wife and children over to have a look.

A family, five or six cars.

Out of the compound, they drove towards the suburbs.

When I was about to reach the ancestral hall, the car stopped.

Yi Qiushui and Yang Qingxiang got out of the car.

Sun Zhaodi accompanied them to a meadow next to them.

Spread a blanket there, then take out all kinds of food and lay down on the grass, which is very pleasant.

Since Yi Qiushui and Yang Qingxiang were both pregnant, they were afraid that the things in the ancestral hall would collide with the children in their wombs, so they put them down halfway.

"You guys play first, and I'll come back to accompany you when I go."

"Got it, husband, you spend a while with your mother, don't rush back."

After Yang Jun left enough guards for them, he continued to set off with the rest of the people.

When he came to the ancestral hall, Yang Jun ordered someone to move the gifts inside, and he went directly to Wang Yuying's room.

"Mom, are you not feeling well, why are you lying down?"

As soon as I entered the house, I saw Wang Yuying half-lying on the bed, covered with a quilt.

Wang Yuying opened Yang Jun in a daze, glanced at Yang Jun, then looked at her daughter-in-law and grandchildren behind her, and hurriedly got up from the bed.

"I'm not sick."

"Mom just finished eating, and she was a little sleepy, so she lay down for a while."

"It's good if you're not sick."

Yang Jun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

Then, he helped Wang Yuying to the outside of the room.

Then a large family moved a small bench to sit in the corner and bask in the sun.

The weather is fine today, and the sun is warm on my body.

After a while, my aunt and uncle's family also came over.

Cousin Hye-jin came over with a plate of fruit.

Then he brought out the peanuts and melon seeds that had not been eaten during the New Year.

Yang Jun's family was not hungry for this at all, and almost no one moved.

Cousin Huizhen gave in for a while, but when she saw that no one did anything, she gave up.

Seeing this, Yang Jun was afraid that Cousin Huizhen would think too much, so he got up and said,

"Let's go, follow me to the ancestral hall and put incense on the ancestors."

Both men and women, all followed him.

When he came to the ancestral hall, Yang Jun lit three incense sticks, led his family, and kowtowed to his ancestors three times.

After the sacrifice, the group left the ancestral hall.

"Dad, I'm going to the river." Son Yang Chengdao said.

Yang Jun heard this and nodded.

"Take your younger siblings to play on the shore, and don't go into the water."

"Got it, Dad, oh oh oh."

A group of children jumped and jumped happily when they saw Yang Jun agree.

Yang Jun did not follow, but went around to the cemetery behind the ancestral hall.

Coming to his father's grave, Yang Jun patted the dust on the steps and sat down.

The cemetery is very clean, and at first glance, it is that my uncle often takes care of it.

"Old man, I raised a few children for you, do you want to thank me?"

Yang Jun looked back at his father's tombstone and muttered to himself.

"Hey, that's it, it doesn't matter if you feel grateful or not, I've taken your son's body for more than ten years, and I don't owe you anything."

"You are a man of great wealth and wealth, and you have not been in the world for a few days, unlike me...... Hey, if you raise children and daughters, you have to take care of a large family for you. ”

"I make cows and horses...... I'm so tired. ”

Speaking of this, Yang Jun couldn't help but sigh.

After speaking, he leaned back and leaned against his father's tombstone.

"You should see clearly in the underworld, I am not a person in this world, nor is I your son, but I occupy your son's body, I can't even take care of my own biological parents, but I take care of my family for you, I have done something worthy of your old Yang family."

"Hey!"

Yang Jun didn't know where he was complaining so much, at this moment, it was like a flood unloading the sluice, gushing endlessly.

"But ......"

"The fifth child went in, and there was no way to do it, if he didn't go in, it would be wasted, and you blame me."

"The third Yangliu, who has been married twice and divorced twice, is now ...... I've completely let myself go, and what I'm saying isn't as good as it used to be. ”

"And the fourth, it's not a worry-free thing, it almost didn't me off some time ago."

"The only thing that didn't worry me was your most well-behaved second daughter, with a harmonious family and a successful career, even I envied him a little."

Once the cage was opened, Yang Jun had endless complaints.

"As for me......"

"Hey, whether you're good or scum, that's it."

"Five daughters-in-law...... No, it's seven, and I gave birth to a total of eleven grandchildren, which is not a shame for you. ”

"Our mother's body is okay now, but sometimes she is confused, sometimes she is sober, and I don't know which one of her is real."

Speaking of this, Yang Jun felt a little thirsty.

He rubbed the white foam on the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and then saw a small grass in the crack of the stone, so he pulled it over and put it in his mouth.

crossed Erlang's legs, shook and swayed, and continued to chat with the old man.

"By the way, old man, this year is the seventy-third anniversary of your birth, and everyone says that it is seventy-three and eighty-four, should I give you a dead birthday?"

"Hey, I don't know if you have been reincarnated, can you hear me, if you can hear me, if you can hear it, you can say it."

After waiting for a long time, there was no movement.

The corners of Yang Jun's mouth curled up.

"If you don't say it, I'll stop you."

"Hehe, this old man is so good, he will really save money for his children."

Yang Jun crossed Erlang's legs and muttered to himself.

Unbeknownst to him, as soon as the words fell, he heard a muffled sound from the grave.

"I'm going to do it."

"You can do what you say......"

As soon as Yang Jun finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong.

Teng jumped up from the ground.

With a move of thought, he had two more MP5 submachine guns in his hand.

"Who?"

"Pretending to be a ghost, believe it or not, I made you sudden?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a figure emerging from behind his father's grave.

"Uncle, why are you?"

Yang Jun looked at him with a shocked expression.

When Uncle Wang Yuxian heard this, he smiled and said, "If it's not me, can I still be your father?" ”

Hearing this, Yang Jun squinted at him.

"So, you heard what I just said?"

"That ......"

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and an embarrassed look appeared on his face.

"Except for you saying that it wasn't his own, I heard everything else."

"Hey, you're still playing this with me."

When Yang Jun heard this, this was okay.

Isn't that all that heard?

The guy in his hand raised slightly.

"Don't, don't, Jun'er, I'm your uncle, you must not bear the reputation of unfilial piety."

As he spoke, he slowly approached and pressed down Yang Jun's spearhead.

"You also know that I am not your own nephew, so this charge of unfilial piety cannot be applied to me at all." Yang Jun looked at him with a mocking expression.

Wang Yuxian heard this, and said with a straight face: "Jun'er, don't say this again in the future." ”

"If you say that, aren't you putting your mother in it?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he pondered slightly, and said with a smile: "Yes, you are right, I was talking nonsense just now, don't believe it." ”

After speaking, Yang Jun's mind moved, and the two guys in his hands disappeared directly.

"Huh......"

Wang Yuxian looked at him with a surprised expression, then looked left and right, to see where Yang Jun was hiding the guy.

"Okay, uncle, looking at me in a panic, I don't know, I think you are hungry for my body."

"you, what nonsense are you talking about, uncle is so old, why are you still making such nonsensical jokes."

After speaking, he leaned over to Yang Jun and whispered, "What you just told your father is true?" ”

When Yang Jun heard this, he sneered in his heart.

Don't look at his uncle's persuasion to stop talking nonsense, but he doubts himself in his heart.

Just imagine, Yang Jun was talking to his father alone, and he must have said what was in his heart at this time, which made him doubt Yang Jun's identity.

"Uncle, believe it or not, I told my mother to go, you dare to doubt her......"

"Gotta get it, I'm just kidding, why are you so serious."

After speaking, he continued: "There is no one else here, you just tell your uncle to the bottom, why do you say that you are not personal, and you also say that you occupy your son's body, what is going on?" ”

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"I'm kidding you."

"As soon as I came just now, I found you, so I deliberately said that, just to joke with you."

"Really?" Wang Yuxian looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"Fake."

Yang Jun didn't have a good airway.

"Hehe, no, it's true."

Wang Yuxian said with a smile: "You and your father are like carved out of the same mold, and it is impossible to say that you are not biological." ”

Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "I know it's impossible, then you still say." ”

After speaking, he didn't give Wang Yuxian a chance to speak, and continued,

"Uncle, this is the end of this, if I hear any rumors outside, you are not only insulting my mother, but also causing me trouble, don't blame me for not thinking about family affection at that time."

"When the time comes, I'll kill you first, and then I'll kill my cousin's family."

Wang Yuxian: "You kid...... Isn't it just a joke, how can my uncle talk nonsense everywhere. ”

Looking at Yang Jun's eyes, Wang Yuxian didn't think Yang Jun was joking at all.

If this word really came out of his mouth, I am afraid that Yang Jun would really kill his family.

"Whether I will make it or not, you know in your heart, anyway, ......"

Yang Jun looked at him with a smile, and said half-truthfully: "Anyway, I'm not your nephew, and I won't blink if I kill your eyes when the time comes." ”

"This ...... This...... You are talking nonsense, you are obviously my own nephew. ”

"Haha."

The two then laughed.

The two sat on the steps and chatted for a while.

"By the way, do you think you still want to do anything about your father's seventy-third birthday?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he looked at him with some amusement.

"Uncle, is it not good to bully me with a knife?"

repeatedly provoked his bottom line, and he was really a little impatient.

"No, Jun'er, I'm serious."

Wang Yuxian said: "You want to have status now, you want to be famous, and you can't afford it." ”

"Moreover, some time ago, your mother mentioned this matter to me, and she also wanted to do it, for fear of causing you trouble, so this matter has been delayed."

"It's just that you're here today, so let's just settle this matter."

When Yang Jun heard this, he felt that his head was big.

Just now, he was just the cheapest, and he said it casually, but he didn't expect his uncle to take it seriously.

But, let's be honest, rural people really care about this.

If the old man is alive, he will definitely not be able to do it, after all, seventy-three eighty-four, it is very unlucky for him not to go to the king of Hades to invite him.

Therefore, in order to fight for his life with the king of Hades, he had to set up a few tables and ask the king of Hades to raise his noble hand and let him go.

Of course, these are superstitions.

Yang Jun didn't believe this, but Wang Yuying cared about this.

Especially now that her life is better and there are conditions, and she is about to be seventy-three, so she also wants to give her father this longevity.

"Jun'er, if you are busy, you can leave this matter to me, and I will ensure that it can be done properly for you."

Wang Yuxian said: "Please Mr. Feng Shui, please monks and Taoists, hold banquets, practice venues or something, you don't have to worry about anything, uncle, I have all wrapped it up for you, what do you think?" ”

When Yang Jun heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry.

I thought it was a joke just now, but now why has it suddenly become a must-do?

He also knew that his uncle loved to take advantage of small advantages, and wanted to get some benefits from it.

After all, Cousin Hye-jin still owes foreign debts, and he wants to pay them off as soon as possible.

"Uncle, I can't do this thing, you go and ask my mother, if she agrees, I will be fine." Yang Jundao.

"Don't ask your mother, your mother listens to me."

After speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and looked at Yang Jun a little embarrassed.

"Uncle didn't mean that, the main thing is that your mother also wants to do this, I have already asked her opinion, and your mother agrees to do it."

When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes in his heart.

However, there is no way, who let him put on a Voldemort mother.

Yang Jun estimated that his uncle was also at the behest of his uncle.

"Well, you win."

Yang Jun spread his hands and said, "Say, how much does it cost?" ”

"Hehe, let me do the math."

When Wang Yuxian heard this, he pinched his fingers and counted it in a good way.

"Junzi, your identity is here, it is destined to be a big deal, each table is based on the standard of 200 yuan, first set up a twenty table, and then count the ingredients, and ask the monk and Taoist priest to do things......"

"There are all kinds of ...... You give 10,000 yuan. ”

After speaking, he added: "Refund more and make up for it, and I will return it to you if you can't use it up." ”

When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes.

Uncle is taking him as the wronged leader.

A banquet of 200 yuan per table can catch up with the state banquet, and everything adds up to 10,000 yuan.

Yang Jundou wondered if he knew what the concept of 10,000 yuan was.

In the countryside, if you have 10,000 yuan, you can become a 10,000-yuan household, and you have to parade through the streets to celebrate.

However, he also understands his uncle, and besides, he is not bad for money.

"Uncle, how many debts does Cousin Huizhen still have to pay off?" Yang Jun asked.

When Wang Yuxian heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then shouted like a cat with its tail caught by the door,

"Jun'er, it's not right for you to say that, I swear by my reputation, the matter of giving your father a dead birthday has nothing to do with Huizhen's debts, and I will not reach out to get oil and water from it, my uncle's reputation is still trustworthy......"

When Yang Jun heard this, he interrupted impatiently: "You just say how much debt does Cousin Huizhen still owe?" ”

Seeing Yang Jun's expression, Wang Yuxian suddenly lost his confidence.

"Probably two thousand five hundred dollars."

After speaking, he lowered his head and did not speak.

"So be it."

Yang Jun thought for a moment and said, "I'll give you 12,500 yuan, 2,500 yuan to pay off debts, and the remaining 10,000 yuan to give my dad a dead birthday." ”

"But ......"

Speaking of this, Yang Jun suddenly paused, and then said with a solemn face: "The ugly words are ahead, this 10,000 yuan must not shrink again, you must hold this money and use it all for the longevity." ”

When Wang Yuxian heard that Yang Jun was willing to pay off his debts, he immediately felt incredible.

In the past, it was not that he had not asked Yang Jun for help, but he rejected it all.

I don't know what happened this time, but he agreed to pay off his debts for him, and he couldn't believe it was true for a while.

However, seeing Yang Jun's firm eyes, he immediately patted his chest and said,

"Jun'er, don't worry, I promise with my reputation that I will never ......"

"Gotta get it, so be it."

Yang Jun really didn't want to listen to his nagging.

Take the reputation guarantee at every turn.

It's like you have something.

"When the time comes, I will send someone to assist you, I just hope you can do it properly."

"No, Jun'er, I can do it alone......"

"Huh?"

"It's okay to send someone over, and I can be a little more relaxed." Wang Yuxian hurriedly changed his words.

Speaking of which, Yang Jun was a little reluctant to talk to him.

Uncle is a philistine, and he doesn't like it very much.

"Go back, I'll have someone send the money."

Yang Jun patted his ass and was about to leave, but halfway through, he turned back again.

"And ......"

Yang Jun stared at his eyes and said in a warning tone: "If there are rumors about me, I will be the first to take you." ”

"No...... No, it won't......"

Yang Jun didn't pay attention to him, and then went to the front yard with his hands behind his back.

After arriving in the front yard, he immediately invited Yang Chengdao to eat a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots.

The kid finally got his hands on it.

You don't let him do anything, the more he wants to do something.

If he is obedient, he will not be Yang Chengdao.

After beating Yang Chengdao, Yang Jun went over and brought up the little guys.

A few little guys were having a lot of fun, and when they saw Yang Jun or they were playing in the water, they were suddenly unhappy.

"Let's go, I'll take you to a barbecue."

Yang Jun returned to the courtyard and said hello to Wang Yuying, and then the family went to pick up Yi Qiushui.

Come to the place you just had.

Yi Qiushui and the others have already put up the grill, and now they are skewering meat with Sun Zhaodi.

"Oh, there's water, let's keep playing in the water."

As soon as I got out of the car, a group of children went straight to the river.

"Don't go into the water......"

Yang Jun broke his heart for them.

Seeing this, Yi Qiushui said with a smile: "Okay, it's rare for the children to come out, just let them have enough fun, it's not a way to stay in it all the time." ”

Yang Jun frowned and said, "But that's water......"

"Wow, let people look at it."

There was no way, Yang Jun glanced at the guards and asked them to go over and look at it.

The children are playing in the water, and the adults are preparing the barbecue.

The women sat in a circle and began to skewer the meat.

At this time, Sun Zhaocai ran over.

"Uncle Yang, I just went to the woods over there and found traces of roe deer activities, should we go over and catch two?"

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"I think you look like a roe deer."

When they heard this, they all covered their mouths and laughed.

Yi Qiushui said with a smile: "Husband, you can go with them to catch roe deer, there are fortune and stupid pillars, and there is definitely not enough meat here." ”

"Hey."

Yang Jun let out a long sigh.

"How can I spread these two rice buckets?"

After saying that, he patted his buttocks, then got up and walked towards the forest.

When everyone heard this, they laughed again.

Yang Jun explained to the guards, and then went into the forest with Sun Zhaocai Silly Pillar.

"Did you bring it?" Yang Jun asked.

When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he smiled and patted the hard thing on his waist.

"Take it, make sure you shoot one shot."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"Just your marksmanship? Hehe. ”

Yang Jun couldn't compliment him for his marksmanship.

Let me tell you this, even if the stupid roe deer ten meters in front of him stands still, he may not be able to hit accurately.

As for the marksmanship of the stupid pillar.

Hehe, Yang Jun can only say that these two goods are half a catty and eight taels.

Often people who have force to wield, marksmanship will not be good.

"Hehe, isn't there still you?"

After speaking, Sun Zhaocai directly took out the guy from his waist and stuffed it directly into Yang Jun's hand.

", have you ever seen a short spear for hunting?" Yang Jun gave him a blank look.

"So where am I going to find you a spear now?" Sun Zhaocai said with a sad face.

Yang Jun put his hands behind his back, looked down, and then smiled,

"Lao Tzu brought his own murder weapon, haha."

"Hey, just blow it."

Yang Jun's words attracted the cynicism of the two stupid pillars.

Then, without speaking, the three of them continued to walk towards the forest.

"Rabbit, rabbit."

Suddenly, Sun Zhaocai pointed to a bushy road.

After speaking, he hurriedly pulled out his gun.

"Uncle Yang, quick, him."

Before he could stuff the gun into Yang Jun's hand, he heard a gunshot in his ears.

The two looked back and saw Yang Jun holding a Mosin Nagant in his hand, blowing the green smoke from the barrel with his lips.

"Uncle Yang, you ...... gun"

Yang Jun glared and said, "What's wrong with this gun?" Lao Tzu told you, I brought my own murder weapon. ”

When the two of them heard this, they rolled their eyes.

They know it in their hearts.

Whenever this happens, Yang Jun will be with the mud and will never tell you where the gun came from.

This kind of scene has not been unheard of before.

If you push him into a hurry, Yang Jun will definitely reward you with a big penny.

Sometimes, Yang Jun always takes out something inexplicably, which makes people wonder why.

The two of them were already familiar with this.

"I mean, using a sniper rifle to hit a rabbit is a bit of a knife to kill chickens?"

Hearing this, Yang Jun glared at him.

"Sniper rifle to hit rabbits?"

Yang Jun sneered: "It's like you can hit a rabbit with a sniper rifle?" ”

When Sun Zhaocai heard this, his face turned red.

His marksmanship was so bad that ten people could laugh at him.

"I can." Sun Zhaocai said.

He doesn't steam steamed buns today, and he must change Yang Jun's opinion of himself.

"Come on, come on, follow that dead rabbit, if you can be sure, this rabbit will be all yours today......"

"Bang!"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Zhaocai fired.

Yang Jun clasped his buzzing ear with his hand and kicked him.

"Can you aim and hit again?"

"I'm aiming, and I'm already hitting, don't believe me."

When Yang Jun heard this, he looked up.

Sure enough, there was another hole in the rabbit's body.

"Grandma's, the blind cat has run into a dead mouse." Yang Jun scolded.

"Hehe, that's a blind cat running into a dead rabbit." Sun Zhaocai laughed.