847, the foolish people of the pit father

The destroyer left the port of Macau and quickly began to accelerate. At this time, Dante walked up to Chen Yuanyuan with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Beautiful Miss Kidnapper, you see, I used my wit to help you escape from the port, should you reward me with something? ”

Chen Yuanyuan looked at him with a smile and said, "My man is next to him, if you say this kind of thing, my man will be dismantled." ”

Dante was startled, turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw Eyun staring at him angrily.

Dante laughed dryly and said, "Well, well, I don't really want a kiss, since that's the case, it's okay not to." ”

Dizzy, this undisciplined guy. Yi Yun deeply felt that the opponent's discipline was very low, even lower than his own, and in the face of this kind of undisciplined person, he actually felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart. At this time, Dante walked to Xiance, who was resting on the bench, and said in a low voice: "Beautiful Chinese nun lady......" Song Xiance put on his Taoist robe back, Dante couldn't figure out the difference between Taoist aunts and nuns, so he called them nuns.

He said to Song Xiance: "You are so beautiful, what a pity to be a nun, it's better to be vulgar......

A touch of patience flashed on Song Xiance's beautiful face, and he said angrily: "Are you annoyed?

Dante smiled and said: "There is an old saying in your Dameng country, you have to dance the lady, the group...... Uh-huh...... The group likes it. ”

Song Xiance Khan: "It's my fair lady, gentleman, what kind of nonsense have you read? You dare to call yourself a poet like this?"

Dante smiled: "Poetry is to be hazy." It's okay if I'm confused, you just need to understand. In short, it's too wasteful for such a beautiful nun as you, so let's talk about love with me......"

Song Xiance wanted to kick him over, but he had no strength, so he had to glare at Yi Yun angrily and said, "Lord Wang, you just let him tease me like this?"

Yi Yun said: "You are not my woman, how can I be embarrassed to care? If you like him, wouldn't it be a disservice for me to mess around." ”

Song Xiance was furious: "You...... You've seen me take a bath in Xi'an Oasis, so ...... You have to take care of my business. ”

"Hey, hey. When you see people taking a bath, you have to take care of people's affairs. Then I was brought into the women's bathhouse by my mother when I was a child, and I have to take care of the women in the bathhouse?" Yi Yun snorted: "This Dante is a mess, I am not in the mood to take care of him, you can handle it yourself." ”

Song Xiance said depressedly: "Come and help me take care of this goods." I don't want him to tease me. I'm barely acceptable for you to tease. ”

"Huh?" said Yiyun's eyes lit up. Hehe, it turns out that this little Dao Gu has been interesting to me for a long time, not bad. Fun and fun, he walked in front of Song Xiance and snorted: "Didn't you hear? This girl is also my woman, if you tease him again, I will throw you into the sea." ”

Dante sighed: "Alas, good cabbage is ......" He turned his eyes, and stared at the body of Fujitang Gaohu, who was wearing a temperamental onmyoji robe, holding a white paper fan in his hand, with a dignified appearance, looking very beautiful, and also a full beauty embryo, how could a villain like Dante not make up his mind.

Seeing his eyes, Fujitang Gaohu didn't wait for him to speak, she moved first, she jumped on her feet, flew into Yi Yun's arms, hugged Yi Yun's waist with both hands, and buried her head in his arms, which clearly meant: "I am also his, don't tease me." ”

Dante was taken aback: "You...... You're so lucky to have so many beautiful women, oh, my-god!"

Yi Yun snorted coldly and said: "You guy is too shameless, it's just no discipline, if you dare to flirt with any woman in the big cute country, I will dismantle you, I will do what I say." ”

When Dante heard this, he pouted and said, "What are you doing, all the women in the big cute country are yours, then forget it, it's okay for me to flirt with French women, right?"

Yi Yun said: "No problem with France. ”

Dante was overjoyed, squatted on the ground all of a sudden, and said to Napoleon, who was tied up like a dumpling: "Your Majesty the Emperor, you used to be noble, and I was embarrassed to come to tease, but now you are a captive like me, so it's okay, do you want to think about it, when you grow up, I will fall in love or something." ”

Evan: "......"

Everyone: "......"

This person's discipline is indeed hopeless, and the most undisciplined person Yi Yun has ever seen is himself, but he didn't expect that there is anything more exaggerated than himself. In order not to be out of sight and out of mind, Eyun simply got a rope out, tied Dante into a large rice dumpling, and threw it to Napoleon's side, and finally the world was quiet.

At this time, the Italian soldier who was in charge of the lookout on the mast suddenly shouted: "Oh no, the British ship has caught up." ”

Yi Yun went to the deck to see, sure enough, there were three British destroyers in the direction of the port chased out, it seems that their ship's sudden departure from the port still aroused the suspicion of the British, so they sent a warship to chase it out, the radio in the captain's room sounded, the Italian soldier in charge of the instrument turned on the speaker, Yi Yun heard a person roaring in the loudspeaker: "The Italian destroyer in front, quickly stop the ship for a full inspection, and explain to us why it left the port at this time, otherwise...... We will take military action against you. ”

The Italian soldier replied: "We are peace-loving Italians, and you cannot do anything to us." ”

The answer to this instrument soldier was no longer words, but a "boom" of a cannon, and the British destroyer chasing behind fired the main gun, which was a twin-mounted 120 mm main gun, which was not very powerful, and the range was not too far, and this gun was not seriously aimed at the Italian ship, but was just a deterrent shot, trying to scare the Italians into stopping the ship. The shell landed a few hundred meters away from the Italian destroyer, bringing up a huge pillar of sand.

After this cannon fire, the voice of the British came over the radio again: "You are not peace-loving Italians, you are Italians who are cheating dads, stop the ship for me, immediately, immediately,"

But the Italians were all in the hands of Iyun, and where did they dare to stop the ship?

The British ship that followed behind was furious, and it was "booming" two guns, although they were still far apart, and these two guns did not have a hit rate, but it was obviously aimed at the Italians to fight, and the breath of war instantly came to the nose.

Dante, who was tied to the ground, smiled bitterly and said: "The villain of the big cute country, are you satisfied now? Our peace-loving Italians have also been involved in the war...... What a tragedy. Alas, I suddenly wanted to compose a poem......"

He actually recited the poem: "Alas, slave Italy, you rebel in sorrow, you lonely boat without a helmsman in the storm, you are no longer a housewife in the provinces, but a brothel...... There is not a day that goes without war, and the men who are surrounded by a wall and a moat kill each other. Look around at the shore of your land, and then look in your hinterland to see if there is a land of peace and happiness. ”

Iyun Khan: "Shut up, don't read such ugly things. ”

At this time, two more shells bombarded and landed about ten meters away from the side of the ship, and the two shells fell very close, and the sand column soared into the sky, and when the wind blew, the sand floated to the ship, covering the deck with a layer of yellow sand, and even the window glass of the captain's room was pasted with a layer of yellow.

Dante's face was very ugly, and he said gloomily: "I didn't want to participate in the war, but I didn't expect that the war would still fall on my head, what a sad thing it is, it's all your fault, fighting back and forth, fighting back and forth, fighting all day long? Isn't it just a little land, a little power, a little desire? What is the meaning of these things? After a hundred years, everything will turn into yellow sand, just like this sea." ”

Yi Yun really didn't have the mood to pay attention to him, so he ordered: "Hyakuji Tanba, Wind Demon Kotaro, the two of you also go to the boiler room to refuel and let the destroyer sail at full speed." ”

"Hey!" the two ninjas hurriedly got out of the boiler room and poured coal into the boiler with shovels.

The eight Italian sailors trembled with fear, and the lookout on the mast simply retracted into the cabin, and Iyun forced him with a dagger, and he refused to go out to take charge of the lookout again.

Thinking that these people might really love peace, and it didn't seem good to force them to fight, Iyun gave up: "Is there really no weapon on this damn ship?"

Dante nodded: "A poet of peace does not need a weapon. ”

"I'm rubbing, I see you don't need a head. "Yi Yun is not happy.

At this time, the British destroyers were already chasing closer and closer, and the 120-mm twin guns roared one by one, and the shells flew one after another, but fortunately, the British ships and the Italian ships were sailing at a speed of more than 30 knots, and at such a high speed, the hit rate of the shells was extremely low, and the distance was so long, the shells were even more difficult to hit.

However, the Italians' ship-building skills were far worse than those of the British, and their speed was significantly lower than that of the British ships, and they saw that the British battleships were getting closer and closer, and they were about to reach a distance that was easier to hit.

There was a loud "boom", and this time the two shells fired by the twin batteries actually landed on the port side of the Italian ship and the other on the starboard side, which is also the so-called "straddle fire", which means that the shells fired at the same time straddle both sides of the target ship.

Once a straddle fire is fired, it means that the enemy ship has successfully completed an accurate shell, but due to bad luck, both shells are missed, but in a normal naval battle, straddle fire means that the probability of the next shell hit is greatly increased.

Yi Yun gasped: "Nima, it's a cross-shot! What can I do? I'll have to finish the game again." ”

Chen Yuanyuan and the others also showed an urgent look on their faces, and the eight stunned soldiers cried bitterly: "Wow...... I'll never be able to eat pasta again. (To be continued.) )