Chapter 1: Wifery
Song.
Zhenghou Mansion, full of lights, lively and extraordinary.
There is a banquet in the courtyard, and the table is full of friends.
The guests chattered and discussed:
"Zhou Wenlong, this waste, being able to marry a princess is really a blessing that has been cultivated for eight lifetimes."
"Princess Puning is generous, graceful and noble, and it is really unfair fate to fall into his hands."
"Zhou Wenlong is a fool, I remember when he was fifteen years old, in front of several ministers, he asked his mother for milk."
"Princess Puning, alas, ruined ......."
Listening to these harsh voices, Zhou Wenlong's expression was solemn and he didn't say a word.
Five days ago, when he was returning home from work, there was a sudden heavy rain, and a thunderclap fell on him.
When I woke up again, I got this Zhou Wenlong's body.
Zhou Wenlong is the son of Zhou Tiankui, Marquis of Zheng, and has a marriage contract with the emperor's eighth princess.
Three years ago, Zhou Tiankui died suddenly, and Zhou Wenlong, a fool, inherited the title.
Today is the day he married Princess Puning.
"The princess has arrived." A eunuch at the door shouted at the top of the duck's voice.
Then, a large group of palace maids, like stars and moons, surrounded by a princess with a red hijab, walked in.
"Worship heaven and earth."
"Two worship the high hall."
"Husband and wife worship each other."
"Send it to the ......."
Before the old eunuch could say the last word in the room, I saw that the princess suddenly lifted her hijab, and there was excitement in her eyes, "Wow, there are so many people." ”
Zhou Wenlong was stunned, and thought to himself, what is the situation?
I can't help but be blinded, and everyone is blinded.
"Roar, I'm going home to take a shower, I'm going to take a shower." As she spoke, the princess ran away.
Seeing this, the old eunuch hurriedly said, "Quick, go and invite the princess back." ”
The maids immediately chased after them.
Rumble.
The guests in the audience exploded the pot again:
"This is not the eighth princess of Puning, this is the ninth princess of Luan Ye!"
"Princess Luan Ye is a fool, my mother, two fools are married?"
"The so-called fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, turtle looking for Wang Ba, these two people are a match made in heaven, hahaha."
"Also, how can the emperor bear to marry the extremely intelligent and beautiful Princess Puning to a fool."
“……。”
“……。”
Zhou Wenlong sat on the threshold with his buttocks, wanting to cry without tears.
What the is this called!
Crossing over is crossing, and crossing over to a fool.
A fool is a fool, and he married a stupid wife.
In the days to come, how to mix!
The guests in the courtyard, full of food and drink, all left.
It was not until late afternoon that the maids carried the princess back.
The housekeeper Liu Xi asked, "What's the matter?" ”
"Don't mention it, the princess wanted to take a bath, jumped into the moat, and fished for a long time before she caught it." The maid at the head sighed, "I don't know, it's dead or alive." ”
The maid carried the princess into the cave.
Liu Xi hurriedly ordered someone to invite Lang Zhong.
A few subordinates finished cleaning the yard and sat on the bench to rest.
"Hey!" The subordinate Li Ergou walked over, he sat in front of Zhou Wenlong with a smile, and hooked his arm around Zhou Wenlong's shoulder.
"Master Hou, do you know what the cave room should do?"
Zhou Wenlong frowned, thinking in his heart, who is the owner of this family?
Is there any difference between dignity and inferiority?
He stared at Li Ergou and shook his head gently.
Li Ergou suddenly laughed, "This cave room is divided into three steps, the first step is to take off the princess's clothes." ”
"The second step is to call the princess mother."
"The third step, plunge into her arms."
As soon as he finished speaking, several guys suddenly burst out laughing.
Hearing their ridicule, Zhou Wenlong wanted to kill them immediately.
These bastards are simply too deceitful!
"Brother Ergou, Master Hou doesn't know how to call Mom, why don't you go and shout tonight." The subordinate Wang Sanyuan said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Me?" Li Ergou blinked his eyes a few times, and his eyes were shining.
Obviously, Wang Sanyuan's words completely moved him.
"Master Hou, tonight, I'll enter the cave room for you, okay?" Li Ergou raised his eyebrows.
At this time, the housekeeper Liu Xi came out of the cave room and happened to hear Li Ergou's conversation.
"Bastard, you dare to insult Master Hou, are you looking for death!"
"If it weren't for the old marquis back then, if I rescued you, you would have died a long time ago!"
"From now on, if you dare to say anything disrespectful to Lord Hou again, I will break your dog's leg!"
Li Ergou hurriedly stood up, and laughed dryly, "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
"Get out." Liu Xi scolded.
A few of the men went to the front yard.
Liu Xi frowned, sighed, and sat in front of him, "Master Hou, the princess is fine, please don't worry." ”
"Thank you." Zhou Wenlong said.
Liu Xi was stunned, a touch of disbelief flashed on his face, will Hou Ye thank you?
After thinking about it, he was a fool when he was a child, he was stupid for so many years, and a word of thanks that came out today must have been learned from others.
"Master Hou, when you enter the cave room, it is mainly men and women lying on the bed...... Do you understand that? ”
Zhou Wenlong has experienced things between men and women, so he naturally understands.
"If only you understood." Liu Xi said with emotion, "I only hope that the two of you can give birth to a healthy child and inherit the family property and title of the old marquis." ”
"I, Liu Xi, even if I die, I can be blind."
Zhou Wenlong really didn't expect that there would be a loyal person like Liu Xi up and down in this mansion.
It seems that he is the one who will rely on him in the future.
The maid walked out, "Let the prince enter the cave room." ”
Liu Xi immediately picked up Zhou Wenlong and sent him into the cave room.
On the bed at this time, there was a woman as beautiful as a flower.
Her eyes are closed, her skin is fair, her duck egg is round, her willow leaves are curved eyebrows, and she is also a beautiful embryo.
It's a pity that the brain melon is not good.
Grabbing her wrist, Zhou Wenlong took the pulse.
The pulse is suspended, which is a symptom of overstarting.
took out a pack of silver needles from his arms, and Zhou Wenlong applied needles to her .......
Early the next morning.
Zhou Wenlong was lying on the table, and when he was sleeping soundly, he suddenly heard a person ask, "May I ask who you are?" ”
"Princess, are you awake?" Zhou Wenlong stood up.
A look of surprise flashed on Princess Luan Ye's face, "Where is this, who are you?" ”
"I'm Zhou Wenlong, this is my Hou Mansion, and the two of us became close yesterday." Zhou Wenlong explained.
"Oh, I see." Princess Luan Ye nodded slightly.
Bang dang.
The door was pushed open.
"It's time to eat." A maid carrying a bucket of swill came over.
Bang dang.
The bucket of swill was thrown in front of Zhou Wenlong, "Eat." ”
Zhou Wenlong suddenly hit the top beam door angrily, this damn thing, dare to humiliate himself!
In fact, what he didn't know was that the reason why these subordinates dared to insult him so unscrupulously was just because someone behind them was instigated.
"You're such a big!" Princess Luan Ye frowned.
The maid was startled.