Chapter 65: The Birdcage
A crackling sound interrupted Xiao Yao's thoughts.
Xiao Yao looked up suddenly, only to see the two plates in Shen Jie's hands fall to the ground and shatter into pieces.
The eldest lady really never does housework at home.
What Xiao Yao didn't expect was that Yu Lihua and the man glanced at each other, and they both jumped up, one picked up Xiao Yao's short axe, and the other took out a crossbow arrow from his side.
"Misunderstanding, she just slipped her handβ" Xiao Yao stood up.
"Yu Luying, wake up!" It was already late, and the fireball in Shen Jie's hand flew towards the female Seckel: "The two of them are not your parents!" Your life is fake! β
"Life...... Be...... Fake ......? Yu Luying frowned, her expression confused.
As soon as "Yu Lihua" turned her head, the fireball flew past her ears and hit the glass window, but fortunately the curtain was not lit.
Fuck you!
Xiao Yao jumped up from the sofa and reached out to pull Yu Luying, but was slapped open by the latter.
"Get out! You are not welcome in my house! She held one hand on her forehead, feeling a little unstable.
Seeing that the short axe in the hand of "Yu Lihua" had been split in front of her, Shen Jie was beyond the reach of the whip to save herself.
Suddenly, Don Quixote's phantom appeared in front of him, and he resisted the blow with the shield in his left hand.
The axe slashed firmly at Don Quixote's shield with a "Duang" sound, and sparks leaped out of the place where the blade of the axe touched the shield.
"Don't hit the man, kill the woman first." Yu's father raised the crossbow arrow in his hand.
Xiao Yao got under the coffee table, rolled on the floor, and pulled Shen Jie's calf to stand up.
The phantage of Don Quixote appeared in front of the two and once again opened the shield of his left hand for them.
"We're here to help you, why aren't you ignorant?" Shen Jie was anxious and stomped her feet.
There was only a "whoosh" sound that answered her, and the crossbow arrow in the hand of "Father Yu" flew straight towards Shen Jie!
"Father Yu" moves quickly, but Don Quixote is even faster than him.
Before Xiao Yao could react, the shield in Don Quixote's hand had already flown out diagonally, and after knocking the crossbow arrow off the track, it flew in the direction of "Father Yu".
Xiao Yao hadn't seen it clearly, he only heard two muffled sounds, "poof" and "poof", "Father Yu" and "Yu Lihua" were knocked to the ground by the flying shield one after another, and the short axe and crossbow arrows in their hands also flew in the air.
Then, the flying shield with three birds with one stone turned in a great circle and returned to Don Quixote's hands.
"Damn, you're the captain of the United States, you?" Xiao Yao exclaimed.
The crossbow bolt was stuck straight into the floor, trembling and making a sound, but Xiao Yao couldn't hear the sound of the short axe falling to the ground.
Because Yu Luying caught it, and Don Quixote's phantom disappeared.
"Let's go first," Xiao Yao took Shen Jie's hand, turned his head and ran to the door: "Find another way!" β
He didn't coax it, but he didn't want a direct conflict with Yu Luying, let alone a head-on conflict between Shen Jie and Yu Luying.
Besides, "Don Quixote" seems to have left for the time being, and the skill cooldown time is not known for how long. Such a small battlefield is full of flammable materials, if Shen Jie drove the "Bloody Mary" to set fire everywhere, it wouldn't be long before the two of them would have to be buried in the fire with Yu Luying.
Those who play with fire will burn themselves......
Xiao Yao pushed open the door and went out, and Shen Jie followed. But Xiao Yao found that outside the door was not the original wooden escalator, but a rather spacious wooden house, with no furniture and, more strangely, no windows.
"Here we go again......"
He wanted to go back from the door he entered, but as soon as he arrived at the door, the door was pushed open again, almost knocking Xiao Yao on his head.
The person who came was Yu Luying, who was holding a short axe and had a gloomy face.
"You've finally figured it out?" Shen Jie said this, but her steps retreated again and again, giving up a long distance.
"I figured it out," Yu Luying gently stroked the blade of the hand axe, and suddenly looked at Shen Jie, her eyes showing a cold light: "Only by solving you, can I be happy!" β
"Which one is this?" Xiao Yao shouted: "How can you have such an idea? β
"......" Shen Jie didn't speak, but just raised the flame in her hand.
Seeing the tension between the two, Xiao Yao secretly cried out in his heart, and suddenly there was a bump under his feet, and he almost fell to the ground.
"Earthquake?" This was Xiao Yao's first reaction. As a coastal resident of the first generation, he did not live in an earthquake zone, and he had never experienced the sensation of an earthquake.
"No," Shen Jie said, "it's more like ...... On a sea cruise. β
"Cruises?"
The room began to shake like a ship in the wind and waves, and Xiao Yao felt a sense of discomfort as the elevator went up too fast.
Yu Luying is like a seasoned sailor, standing very firmly.
In the doorway behind her, there seemed to be a huge eye peering into the room, and then the door "clanged" shut, disappeared, and became the same wooden wall as the surrounding one.
This was all a matter of an instant, Yu Luying saw that Shen Jie had lost her balance, and the axe in her hand had already thrown towards her.
The axe didn't fly fast, and before Shen Jie could dodge, he was pushed to the ground by Xiao Yao.
Then, the axe landed on Shen Jie's neck with a clatter.
Shen Jie broke out in a cold sweat: "Don't push around!" β
She stumbled to her feet as she smashed a small fireball onto the ground in front of Yu Luying's feet.
Shen Jie didn't expect or want Xiao Yao to make this face-tearing decision, and on this occasion, she could only exercise the right of legitimate defense.
In the face of the fireball attacking, Yu Luying did not have any intention of retreating, and let the flames rise and explode in front of her.
This can make Xiao Yao hot and scared - in case Yu Luying has a bad idea, this is still Shen Jie's hand, and she really doesn't know how to face it.
Besides, he and Yu Luying are ......
Xiao Yao looked back at Shen Jie and wanted to say something, but saw that on the ground not far behind her, the axe was silently, floating out of thin air, and there was a shocking hoarfrost.
Xiao Yao instinctively reached out to grab the back of Shen Jie's head, and then forcibly pressed her head down despite her protesting struggles.
"I said you don't mess around-"
Shen Jie felt a biting cold wind passing over her forehead, and then she realized what Xiao Yao was doing, her heart warmed, and then she worried about him.
Shen Jie looked up and found that the axe had passed over Xiao Yao's head, split the flames in front of Yu Luying, and fell steadily back into the master's hand.
After the frost and fire dissipated, Yu Luying, who appeared in front of the two again, had completely changed.
She turned into a female knight in armor, gray-blue iron armor was entwined with thorns, and a layer of cold ice was attached to the outside, the helmet was a pointed hood that was also wrapped in thorns, and the strangest thing was the face - she was wearing a mask that seemed to be someone covering her eyes from behind her with two hands, and she could only vaguely recognize Yu Luying's original appearance from the leaking nose and mouth.
"Are you sure she needs you to save her?" Shen Jie looked at Xiao Yao: "People seem to have this and this...... Spiritual fortress? β
Yu Luying didn't give them more time to think, and immediately started a non-stop axe attack, and the two of them could only observe while dodging.
Soon, Shen Jie found that Yu Luying couldn't move at all, her feet were like welding to the ground, and even if the room shook like a ninth-level gale, she wouldn't lose her balance at all.
Moreover, she really seems to be invisible.
Although the flight angle of the axe is tricky, it is obvious that after only staring at Shen Jie alone, after seeing through the attack mode, it will not be so threatening.
Shen Jie seized several opportunities to attack, but even if Yu Luying didn't dodge or dodge, Shen Jie still had nothing to do with her, but was almost hit by the whirling axe several times.
After Shen Jie's last all-out attack, although Yu Luying was unscathed, the entire roof of the room had been burned to black charcoal, and then it completely collapsed after being flown by the ice axe several times.
After the floor on top of these walls fell off, Xiao Yao discovered that the main body of this room was actually an iron birdcage, which was hung under the beams of Yu Luying's house. And himself, Shen Jie and Yu Luying, were all turned into the size of a bird, fighting endlessly in this iron cage.
But what stunned Xiao Yao the most was the scene outside the cage, Yu Luying's house.
The room that was originally used as a restaurant for eating has now been removed from the tables and chairs, and the center of the room has been replaced by a large bathtub steaming with steam, and the two people in the bathtub are obsessed with each other, which is Yu Lihua and Yu Luying's "father".
"What are you looking at!" Shen Jie complained loudly, hurriedly dodging Yu Luying's another axe attack, and one did not stand firm, stepping on Xiao Yao's feet.
βOUCHοΌβ Even though Shen Jie was not wearing shoes, Xiao Yao still gasped in pain. Then, he found that the axe thrown by Yu Luying just now fell to the ground like a soulless, and Yu Luying, who had just relied on the attack of Shen Jie, who had just relied on a hard body of frost armor, did not retreat an inch, but at this moment she was half-kneeling on the ground in pain.
"There it is!" Xiao Yao shouted: "Wife, hit me!" β
"Huh?" Shen Jie hadn't reacted yet.
"There's no time to explain, hit me!"
Shen Jie thought to herself that I had never heard of this kind of request, and reached out and twisted Xiao Yao's ...... Arm.
"It doesn't work, hit me hard!" Xiao Yao roared.
Shen Jie raised her leg high, kicked in a roundabout kick, and kicked firmly on Xiao Yao's arm, who fell in response.
Wearing a school uniform and a short skirt and raising my legs, I seem to see something terrible? When Xiao Yao fell, a thought flashed through his mind.
At the same time, Yu Luying also covered her arms and fell to the ground.
"You two, are you really heart-to-heart?" A gratuitous jealousy arose, Shen Jie stepped on the root of Xiao Yao's thigh, and crushed it hard.
"Ahββ!h
It's hard to say how much of this smacks of personal vendettas.
Yu Luying was standing up - Xiao Yao was crushed by Shen Jie like this, and Yu Luying fell to the ground again and let out a painful moan.
"Stop hitting me, you're addicted, aren't you?" Xiao Yao shouted: "She fell, you go and restrain her!" β
"Okay!" Shen Jie pounced on the ironclad female knight in the center of the room, but she slammed into the invisible barrier and fell to the ground.
"Hey, Shunaβ" Shen Jie rubbed her head.
Yu Luying's recovery speed was amazing, and the ice axe that fell outside had already swirled again.
Shen Jie rolled on the ground, rolled to Xiao Yao's side, aimed at his stomach, and raised her pink fist high again.
Damn, you are really willing to die, Xiao Yao closed his eyes.
The ice axe fell to the ground again, colliding with the birdcage with a crisp metallic sound.
"There's no way to go on like this!" Shen Jie shouted anxiously: "I can't beat you to death, right?" β
"You have to find a way to get out and deal with those two outside!" Xiao Yao covered his stomach and whispered to Shen Jie with bared teeth.
"Deal with that pair of dog men and women? How to fix it? Why? Shen Jie was puzzled.
"You just listen to me, I know Yu Luying."
"Okay, listen to you." Shen Jie hurriedly rolled to the side of the iron cage, grabbed the iron bar with both hands and pulled vigorously on both sides, trying to pull the cage open to an empty space that could accommodate her to squeeze out.
Thankfully, he is back.
Xiao Yao manipulated Don Quixote's spiritual fortress and used his shield to block a few flying axes, feeling that it was not a way after all.
Her transparent barrier...... Ice axes can go in and out, fireballs can go in and out, but flesh and flying shields cannot, it's really evil.
"How long are you going to go?" Xiao Yao shouted, "My fortress won't last long!" β
"I don't know!" Shen Jie was sweating profusely, still breaking the iron railing, with a cry in her voice: "It's too strong, I can't break it!" It's a little looser, and it will take time! β
Fuck you.
Xiao Yao's heart was crossed, and he took a deep breath.
Moved by his mind, first put away the fortress and all the protection of the old church.
Sacrifice creates glory.
I, Xiao Yao, am a knight, not a coward!
One, two, three!
Xiao Yao rushed to the iron railing and slammed his head down!
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I don't know how long I was unconscious, Xiao Yao woke up and saw Yu Luying, who was not far away, also holding on to the iron railing and struggling to get up.
He wiped a handful of blood from his eyes and looked over into the bathtub, where a small figure was carrying a hair dryer from the top of the bathroom cabinet and throwing it into the tub in the mist.
Amitabha, Alleluia, I hope I bet right, Xiao Yao prayed desperately.
A flash of sparks and lightning plunged everything around them into darkness.
"Shen Jie! Shen Jie! Are you okay! Yu Luying, are you out of control? β
Not far away, a small flame lit up: "I'm fine!" How are you? β
"Xiao Yao?" The tall girl in pajamas, barefoot, staggered over: "I seem to be ...... I had a long, long dream. β
"It's all right." Xiao Yao comforted her.
"Ah, the circuit is on fire!"