Chapter 119: Dog, You're Selling Well Now
"No, no, Auntie, you wait for ......" Hearing the request for marriage, Xiao Yao grabbed his hair and was a little out of breath.
"What's wrong?" Yu Lihua raised her eyebrows: "Have the courage to say love and love, and have the courage to fall in love, is it really intimidating for you to be responsible?" β
"It's not a question of being responsible or not......," Xiao Yao said urgently: "I have a girlfriend!" There's no way I'm going to leave her! β
"What," Yu Lihua showed a surprised expression: "Talking about a friend in middle school, someone accompanied you to order a set of wedding photos, and you think you can go to the end?" β
This sentence was full of ridicule, Xiao Yao closed his mouth and clenched his fists under the table. He tried to stand up and walk away, but reason forced him against the chair.
"I've also heard about your girlfriend's situation," Yu Lihua's tone softened a little, with a hint of exhaustion, and persuaded bitterly: "The little girl doesn't talk about reality, she feels right and is with you, yes, it's very simple and beautiful, but have you ever thought about how you and others get to the end?" At home, how are you going to get through the parents' pass? β
This sentence struck Xiao Yao's heart, and he lowered his head and was silent for a while: "If the family conditions are too far away, I can ...... I can ......."
He wanted to say, "I can be a son-in-law", but after thinking about it, he has a time and space channel, maybe he can do something to make a fortune, so he said with a stalk in his neck: "I can also work hard to make money!" β
Yu Lihua shook her head: "How easy is it to cross classes? Money is hard to make, is hard to eat, in your case, others don't know if you want to recruit a son-in-law? β
"Well, as far as I know, their family should want it." Xiao Yao couldn't help but give her a spoiler.
"You...... That's the way you got it? Yu Lihua's eyes were full of disdain: "I originally thought that you liked other people, but it turned out that you were worried about other people's property?" Why does the only daughter of the family recruit a lot to eat the desperate household? Even if you are recruited, why should you be chosen? β
"No, Auntie, no!" Xiao Yao felt that he had been greatly insulted, and excitedly stood up with his hands on the edge of the table, leaning forward: "I really love her!" I love Shen Jie! That's why I want to marry her, at all costs! β
In the teahouse, the sound was really a bit loud, and many guests looked back to look this way, only one of the little men sitting in the corner with their backs to Xiao Yao, wearing a hat, and wearing a black outfit, did not look back, but their shoulders trembled imperceptibly.
"Okay," Yu Lihua tiredly made a teacher's usual two-handed downward pressing motion: "You don't want to disappoint Shen Jie, I won't blame you." After all, I don't think swaying with the wind is a commendable quality. β
Yu Lihua's voice was very soft when she said this, and Xiao Yao also thanked her softly: "Thank you, Auntie." β
"But have you ever thought about it?" Yu Lihua's voice continued to be particularly soft: "These words should not have been said by me - if you refuse to marry Yingying, how will she marry in the future?" You can't just because you're of good character that she has to go to a convent and live alone for the rest of her life, right? Is it fair? β
Xiao Yao opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.
"Think about it, after she marries someone else, when she and her husband are husband and wife, can you accept it? As far as my daughter is concerned, when you and your wife are husband and wife, will she accept it? Aren't you hooligans? β
Xiao Yao was dumbfounded.
"That's all I have said, now, Mr. Xiao Yao, please answer me, how do you solve these practical problems, noble?"
Then I won't ...... with other women from now on. Marriage is not ...... No, then the charm will be gone...... So, just once? It doesn't seem like the hit rate is necessarily that high. Or I'll say hello to you every time...... No, no, it's all.
No word can be spoken, but fortunately, Yu Lihua can't read his heart.
Xiao Yao's reaction made Yu Lihua feel that he had begun to waver, so he hit the railway while it was hot: "Don't worry, although our family is not as rich and wealthy as the Shen family, we still have some earning capacity, family background and savings." In the future, our area will be demolished, and the house where you will marry and live will also be there - although our family is not rich and rich, but I, as an elder, will definitely do my best to help and support you. β
"Auntie, don't say it, it's not this problem...... It's not about money. β
"Okay, I'm not talking, think about it." Yu Lihua made another cup of tea for herself, leaned back in the chair, shook her head, and blew.
Xiao Yao recalled his dream when he was 12 years old, when he was in the first year of junior high school.
Marry the girl in the same class you like.,Go to school hand in hand every day.,Go to class.,After school, hand in hand in the envious eyes of everyone.,Go home.γ
Their home is a quiet little house on the corner, the exterior is blue, the interior walls and lights are creamy, and it is very cozy - no, it's not a seven-day hotel - they will cook and eat together in this little home, and then write homework together, and discuss the problems encountered in the homework and in class today, which they don't understand.
After finishing their heavy homework, he and his wife would clean up, wash each other's feet, and then cuddle to sleep in each other's arms as they prepared for school the next day.
Of course, Xiao Yao knew that this was impossible to achieve, this could only be an illusion or obscenity of his.
And now, the possibility of fantasy shining into reality is so naked in front of me, as tempting as a red Fuji apple.
No matter how ridiculous it is, as long as you nod your head, you can pocket the "life you yearn for".
It's hard to say that he wasn't the slightest bit tempted.
"Does Yu Luying know about this?" Xiao Yao asked her.
"I don't know yet," Yu Lihua said truthfully, "But you don't have to worry about my daughter, she listens to me very much." β
Two phantoms appeared in front of Xiao Yao's eyes.
A young girl in pale green pajamas, with a small trumpet in her ears, turned her back to herself, and focused on her desk.
She had short fluffy hair and a pale green nightdress, and her two little lotus root-like legs stretched out from under the skirt, gently swaying back and forth.
Another girl, wearing a black suit and trousers of a professional woman - these trousers have an elasticated waist on both sides, simple and neat cuffs, slender legs that elongate the curves of the legs, and silky, skin-colored velvet socks on her feet, are kneeling in front of her, helping herself to wear the newly bought AJ.
Xiao Yao shook his head vigorously, dispelling the illusion in front of him.
"I'm sorry." Xiao Yao said to Yu Lihua in front of him.
The teacup in Yu Lihua's hand trembled slightly.
"Auntie, I have to refuse your kindness, and I don't expect your forgiveness, I can only say, I'm sorry." Xiao Yao said loudly.
"Just for her?" Yu Lihua's voice trembled a little.
"Just for her." Xiao Yao said.
Yu Lihua almost splashed the tea in her hand on Xiao Yao's face, but held back.
The two of them were relatively speechless for five seconds, and Yu Lihua bent down and lifted a satchel.
Is this leaving, Xiao Yao thought.
"Wait a minute, Auntie, I still have something to say." Xiao Yao cleared his throat.
Yu Lihua raised her eyebrows again and took out a small silver-white square box from her satchel.
"I think you forced marriage like this, not because you disrespect me, but because you don't respect Yu Luying, I hope you don't do this."
"What do you mean?" Yu Lihua replied nonchalantly, reaching out and opening the lid of the box.
"Yu Luying is an excellent, beautiful, and lovely girl, and there are many, many boys who like her at school." Xiao Yao told her.
"Of course I do." Yu Lihua took out one, two, and three from the open box...... Is it a needle?
"Of course, including me, I used to be obsessed with her, in fact, not once, I still like her."
Hearing such a scumbag speak, Yu Lihua's eyes narrowed, and she began to turn the silver needle in her hand like a pencil.
"Therefore, a girl like this should not be forced into marriage." Xiao Yao stubbornly continued: "I played a game when I was in elementary school, and the male protagonist in it was also called Xiaoyao - because he accidentally saw the heroine Ling'er taking a bath, he was forced by Ling'er's grandmother to spend candle night in the cave that night. That Xiao Yao was just a shopkeeper in Yuhang Town at the time, a scoundrel, and a girl like Ling'er should not marry him, let alone force him to marry. β
"What do you want to say?" Yu Lihua frowned.
"Such an excellent heroine, her fate should not be forced to marry such an ordinary male protagonist, let alone the male protagonist who is reluctant - this is disrespectful to the female protagonist, because she deserves better." Xiao Yao finished what he wanted to say in one breath: "The era of that game seems to be the Tang Dynasty, but now in the 21st century, a girl's fate should not be decided so hastily, just becauseββ"
"Li Xiaoyao finally grew from a shopkeeper to a generation of Shushan heroes for Zhao Ling'er, have you ever thought about changing your fate?" Yu Lihua asked him.
"Yes - you've also played with Fairy Sword?" Xiao Yao was taken aback.
"Don't treat me as an old woman," a smile appeared on the corner of Yu Lihua's mouth: "Your words moved me, and the matter of marriage can be discussed in the long run." β
"Thank you." Xiao Yao let out a sigh of relief.
"But I still suggest that you break off with the daughter of the Shen family first-I know, sitting here today and forcing you like this will not lead to a good result, you think about it again, I will give you a little more time."
Xiao Yao's heart that had just been relieved was tense again, and he had to be silent, non-violent and uncooperative.
"At the school, I'll try to help you." Yu Lihua said: "Of course, how much can I say, I can't pack tickets." β
"Thank you!" Xiao Yao estimated that with the current situation, Yu Lihua would most likely only talk, and would not really do her best to help.
"But you always remember to respect her in every aspect of your daily life."
"Definitely!"
"Our opinion is also important β no, it should be said, our opinion should always come first."
First place? Xiao Yao decided to remain respectful and silent again.
"If you want to use symbiosis to pinch my daughter, then I have a way to pinch you." Yu Lihua raised the silver needle in her hand, squinting her eyes in the light: "Xiao Yao, do you recognize what this is?" β
Xiao Yao settled down and carefully looked at the three "silver needles" in Yu Lihua's hand. The three silver needles are called "needles", but their thickness and shape are more like pencilsβsharpened pencils.
The three "pencils" are two of similar lengths, one is shorter, two are silver, and one is golden, and each has a ...... in the middle It is wound like a spiral.
"I don't know." Xiao Yao shook his head and said.
"And do you know what I do?" Yu Lihua asked him.
"You teach at a university...... It seems to be a professor. β
"Teach what?"
"It seems to be medical."
"My specialty is in the field of traditional Chinese medicine," Yu Lihua told him, "and what I have in my hands is ...... It is a needle for acupuncture. β
Do you believe in Western Chinese medicine? You put this stack of buffs, Xiao Yao teased in his heart.
"You may not know that although the acupuncture points of men and women are located in roughly the same place, the same acupuncture points on the bodies of men and women have completely different effects, men with qi and women with blood."
βοΌβ What the hell is she going to say?
"In other words, if you stick to Yingying somewhere on her body, she won't feel anything, and you will be in pain so much that you can't die."
ββ¦β¦ Auntie, if you really understand the mechanism of symbiosis, you will know that this is impossible. Xiao Yao told her.
"Hopefully we can always be ...... Friend, never need to do this experiment for a day. Yu Lihua put away the gold and silver needles and stretched out her right hand with a smile on her face.
Mama Rong's smile?
Xiao Yao stretched out his hand depressedly, held Yu Lihua and shook it up and down.
"How's it going? What did you talk about? When she came out of the teahouse, Yu Luying was already waiting at the door: "How was the chat?" β
Xiao Yao looked at her, didn't speak, lowered his head, and walked over.
"Oh, what's wrong, tell me, don't you stop talking." Yu Luying stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and timidly pulled Xiao Yao's sleeve: "If my mother said anything about thirteen o'clock...... You just let her go...... Put, don't take it to heart, and don't be angry with me, okay? β
Xiao Yao's heart softened, and he realized that he was angry with Yu Luying, and it was really not the knight's doing, so he stopped: "It's okay, it's all good." β
He smiled and reached out to flick Yu Luying's windswept hair on her sideburns.
"What the hell did you say?" Yu Luying asked.
"Yingying." Yu Lihua stood at the top of the stairs and shouted with a stern expression.
"What did you say, you go and ask her." Xiao Yao whispered: "Don't worry, no matter what she does, we both want it - it will be fine." β
"Well, fine." Yu Luying nodded, relieved, and went up the stairs step by step.
Xiao Yao watched Yu's mother and daughter re-enter the teahouse, turned around, and prepared to go back to the parking lot to meet with the people of the literary club.
Then, he saw a girl in black leaning on the bridge in front of him, smiled at him, and took off her sunglasses.
βsuprise!β The girl in black opened her arms and screamed.
"Wife!?" After recognizing who the girl in black was, Xiao Yao screamed in horror - this was not a surprise, it was not just a fright, it was a fright.
Seeing Xiao Yao standing still, the girl in black continued to maintain the posture of opening her arms, stomped her feet, and twisted her body exaggeratedly: "Hug!" β
Xiao Yao got the order, subconsciously stepped forward, and reached out to take the girl in black into his arms.
I didn't want to, the other party came up directly, jumped on the spot, hooked Xiao Yao's neck with both hands, crossed his calves, hooked the back of his knees, and hung his body in the air, just like a sloth, hanging on his body.
"I'm going to lift it high!"
"Lift high, lift high!" Xiao Yao estimated that this was another strange thing he learned from Tianyun.
He held the lower thighs of the girl in black with both hands, and the feeling of flesh was both soft and firm: "You...... Why are you here? β
The black-clothed girl's lips were close to the young man's ears, and the hot breath he exhaled made him feel a little itchy: "Dog, are you ...... now?" The sales are very good. β
The girl's smile was like a flower, and her voice was sweet and lovely, but when the young man heard this, he trembled with fright, and his legs were a little weak.
(End of chapter)