Chapter 203: The Color of the Fat Times
"Yes, nothing to look at." Xiao Yao suddenly lowered his voice and asked mysteriously, "Wife, what color are you wearing now?" β
"You're going to die," Shen Jie scolded, "Say that in a cafΓ©? The rice is empty. β
"No, no, I'm already out," Xiao Yao explained, "Listen, I'm by the river." Willow bank, the wind and the waning moon-"
"Rushing by the river at night, you can't swim - stay away from the river!"
"Hey, come on," Xiao Yao said, "so what color is it?" β
Shen Jie glanced down at her sleeping pants, the shape of this thing is really not flattering, the height is a bit like baby paper underwear: "I'm not wearing it!" Are you satisfied? β
"Really? I don't believe it. Xiao Yao obviously just wanted Shen Jie to answer this question, but he didn't care what the answer was.
"This is my home, I can wear whatever I want, and I don't wear anything I want." Shen Jie insisted.
This kind of sleeping pants is given by Tianyun, it seems that there is no such thing in this era, simply put, it is a kind of aunt towel, the advantage is that you don't need to wear fat times and don't need to wear an aunt towel when you sleep at night, it is very comfortable.
Future technology, Shen Tianyun, low-profile version of Doraemon, Shen Jie thought.
However, if Xiao Yao is told, eighty percent will be understood by him as adult diapers.
"So openβso free?" Xiao Yao exaggeratedly agreed: "Then I'll ask you a serious matter." β
"There's a morning play." Shen Jie said.
"That'...... Are you wearing socks? Xiao Yao said.
Is this called serious?
"Neither! Thirteen o'clock," Shen Jie said angrily: "Who wears socks at home in the summer?" I don't even wear underwear and socks! β
"Tsk," Xiao Yao snorted for a while, and then insisted on going farther and farther on the unorthodox road: "I really want to sleep with you." β
"You better don't sleep with me, I still have palpitations-" Shen Jie said casually: "Besides, even if my grounding is over, I can't spend the night outside with you?" β
"Well, it's okay to take a nap." Xiao Yao said.
"Okay, okay, hey, let me ask you, how long have you been-"
Shen Jie wanted to ask Xiao Yao if she had taken a nap with her silly sister during this time, but she swallowed her mouth again after asking halfway through the question.
"No, really not," Xiao Yao knew what she was going to ask: "I haven't 'napped' with my stupid sister, she is so conservative to death, and her mother is eyeing her every day, and we are school partners who hold hands." β
Oh, that said, if she's not conservative and her mom isn't eyeing her, what do you want to do? Shen Jie thought secretly.
Xiao Yao continued to say the same words in her mouth, Shen Jie did not resist, chatted with him, while rolling around on the wide bed, twisting her legs together, like a mollusk, chatting to the end, she even subconsciously put her hand in the diaper, immediately reacted, quickly took it out again, jumped out of bed, and ran to the bathroom to wash her hands.
"You're annoyed," Shen Jie said angrily, "Don't you have anything serious to talk to me?" I'm going to hang up. β
"After you were released from prison, what kind of project did we arrange for our first date?" Xiao Yao asked Shen Jie.
"Project?" Shen Jie sneered: "Looking at the way you ate just now, I thought the project was to go to your house for a 'nap'?" β
"It's definitely going to be noon," Xiao Yao said, "You're definitely going to come to the house, watching Tianyun must be your top priority - I just don't want to stay at home with you every day, we have to arrange some outdoor dating activities, right?" β
Do you think that after my lockdown is lifted, I will be able to come out with you every day, right? Shen Jie thought secretly. But at this moment, she was reluctant to sweep Xiao Yao's interest: "I don't have any ideas for the time being, I can play wherever you want." Hey, didn't you say you wanted to eat HΓ€agen-Dazs last time? β
"Aren't you here to be inside," Xiao Yao said casually, "Why don't we go to the aquarium?" Last time, I went with Yu and Yan Xiao, and I said it was good when I came back. β
"Okay, as long as you're interested," Shen Jie said with a smile: "Taking fish to the aquarium, I always think it should be the one who is exhibited - and I don't think you're as interested in fish as grilled fish?" β
"What words! I'm a literary youth! Xiao Yao said sternly.
"Okay, okay, literary youth. Hey, why don't I take you skiing? Shen Jie had a whim.
"Skiing in the summer? Yes, yes. Xiao Yao became energetic when he heard it.
"There is that kind of artificial snow resort, but there are no demons, you have to go to the vicinity of the magic capital." Shen Jie told Xiao Yao.
"Words around the Demon Capital......" Xiao Yao suddenly thought of something, and his excitement dropped suddenly.
"Oh, yes. Then take her with you," Shen Jie pretended to be nonchalant and said, "I don't mind, it's more lively and fun when there are many people." β
"You don't mind if I don't mind," Xiao Yao said half-truthfully, "I want to date you with two people......"
"Dog......" There was a little tenderness in Shen Jie's tone.
Shen Jie has proposed horse farms, golf, bungee jumping and skydiving, all of which are difficult for two people to travel, Xiao Yao wants to go to the seaside and water park is too far away, and the only places in the city that can be traveled by two people seem to be indoor rock climbing and aquariums.
Although she knew rationally that Yu Luying couldn't be blamed for this, Shen Jie couldn't help but feel a little resentment towards her stupid sister who was "in the way" in her perceptual and subconscious.
"Go to the Modu Natatorium, the distance should be enough." Shen Jie said: "Rounding is also equivalent to a water park. β
"That's a bit of a lot." Xiao Yao said: "Is there a private pool?" β
"Yes, it's in my backyard, you're coming?" Shen Jie said.
"I want to come." Xiao Yao said.
"Save it."
Shen Jie also proposed the bowling alley, the T runway exhibition and the art exhibition in turn, the distance between these three places should be enough, but it is a pity that Shen Jie can play bowling at home, and Xiao Yao sounded little interested in the T runway exhibition and the art exhibition.
"The Magic City Zoo, in Changning, the Magic City World, in the Huangfu ......" Xiao Yao muttered, and finally half-jokingly: "If you don't go to the War Park, forget it." β
"What's the point of the park?" Shen Jie said disapprerovingly: "But it's okay, you have to do everything exactly the same twice?" As long as you're not tired, I don't care. β
"War Park is no ordinary park, it has brain axes, big nishiji, big monkeys, and big rabbit paper, and we can go boating after seeing the animals-"
"I don't want it!" Shen Jie suddenly drilled the tip of the horns: "I don't want to be the shadow of a stupid girl!" β
"Uh......"
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"Alas, it's really not good, and I can only date three people." In the end, Xiao Yao said in a reluctant tone.
"Hmm." Shen Jie's heart couldn't help but feel a little grievance and unwillingness.
Couldn't I travel with my male partner normally like others in my life, no, half of my life before the age of 30?
No, don't say anything for half a lifetime, when my side regains my freedom, I still have to find a way to keep my stupid sister alive.
For Yu Luying, the two contradictory emotions have been intertwined in Shen Jie's heart, so that she doesn't know what to do.
What Shen Jie didn't know was that Xiao Yao actually didn't reject the three of them dating together, and the reason why he wanted to date separately was actually mainly because when the three of them were together, the two girls were always chattering and being intimate, but they snubbed him and turned him into a luggage carryer.
Besides, in addition to the three of them holding hands together (which he is quite happy), if you want to (no matter who you are to) to make a gesture with your hands and feet, you will also have all kinds of mouse bogeys, so you are uncomfortable.
But Xiao Yao knew that there was no need to say this now, otherwise it would only dilute Shen Jie's emotion about the matter of "I want to be in the world with you".
"By the way, I really have something to tell you." Just when Shen Jie's ears began to get hot and she wanted to hang up the phone, Xiao Yao spoke up again.
"I feel that you have something to say," Shen Jie said angrily: "If you have something to say, you don't say it directly, you have to keep coming and going in circles." β
"What do you call going around in circles," Xiao Yao said dissatisfiedly: "Every word I talk to you about will not be nonsense." β
"yes, ask about my panties and socks to save the world. Stop talking nonsense, what the hell is going on? Shen Jie was impatient.
"My grandmother is still on the sea or on which island today, and she made an international call to me." Xiao Yao said.
"And then?" Shen Jie asked.
"Then she said the school was going to expel me and asked me what was going on." Xiao Yao said.
βοΌ It's all a year of this. Shen Jie was stunned.
"Do you remember the night we spent the night in Zhouzhuang? I received a few international calls that I didn't know, and that was from my grandmother. β
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"Then I told my grandmother that I had solved the problem and told her not to worry." Xiao Yao said.
"Well, say hello to grandma for me." Shen Jie said.
"Well, I didn't ask."
ββ¦β¦οΌβ Shen Jie lost her patience a little: "So what? β
"So my grandmother told me to call my dad, saying that my dad couldn't get through to call me, so I hung up my grandma's phone and called my dad, and then my dad told me that the water pipe in my hometown had burst, and the neighbor told him to go back quickly but the others were in South Vietnam, so I had to go back to Su Jiang tomorrow." Xiao Yao finished speaking in one breath.
"That's it?" Shen Jie's reaction was like this.
"That's it." Xiao Yao said.
"Then you go, you also have to make an application report with me?" Shen Jie asked strangely.
"I'll try to get back before you get out of prison, go and come back quickly," Xiao Yao promised, "lest you come out and I go in again." β
"So that's what you're worried about," Shen Jie burst out laughing: "Two days late, two days late, what's the matter, take it easy, Relax."
"Hmph, you really don't love me." Said the other side.
οΌ Listen, is this what a man can say?
Wait, Su Jiang.
"Su Jiang?!" Shen Jie realized it later: "What about the stupid girl?" β
"You've finally reacted?" There was some crying and laughing on the other side: "Anyway, after Yu Lihua heard it, she objected emotionally at the first time, and later said that she would go back with us tomorrow,"
ββ¦β¦β
"As a result, there is something in her school that can't be pushed away,"
"What can happen during the summer vacation?" Shen Jie said.
"I don't know," Xiao Yao said, "I want to know too, anyway, I'll have to go tomorrow." β
"Can Teacher Yu agree?" Shen Jiehu asked suspiciously: "I'm afraid that if your entire building is flooded, Teacher Yu won't let you go, right?" β
"Why don't you just say why I went to dinner again at night?" Xiao Yao explained: "We're just going to open a house β to a meeting to discuss this issue. β
"Quarrel again, right?" Shen Jie changed the earpiece to one ear.
"There was no quarrel." Xiao Yao said.
It's just that Comrade Yu Lihua is unilaterally emotional.
Since Yu Lihua opened the "mother" face mode, this is the first time Xiao Yao has seen her "familiar" side.
Incredibly, she finally compromised.
"She finally compromised?" Shen Jie repeated this sentence in surprise.
"Well, that's pretty much it." Xiao Yao said honestly: "But this matter, one leader has approved, and I have to find another big leader to approve it?" I didn't cut it first. β
"If the mourning family doesn't approve you, you won't go?" Shen Jie asked rhetorically, "Isn't this something that can't be helped?" You two go - stay safe on the road. β
"You...... Angry? Xiao Yao cautiously confirmed.
"Nope." Shen Jie blurted out without thinking.
"Really?" Xiao Yao was still a little uneasy.
"You haven't done anything wrong, why am I angry with you?" Shen Jie asked a little strangely.
"Whether it's my fault or not, as long as you make you unhappy, it's my fault." Xiao Yao said obediently.
"Where did you learn this ββ??" Shen Jie sighed: "Okay, I'm indeed a little angry, but I'm not angry with you." β
"I understand."
"Dog." Shen Jie said.
"Wang."
"I'm really a little at this symbiosis." Shen Jie said.
"I understand."
"You told me a few days ago that it would be nice if you were the one who coexisted with me." Shen Jie said.
"I said that." Xiao Yao said.
"At that time, I didn't feel much, but today, all of a sudden, I felt," Shen Jie paused: "Maybe, indeed, this is not bad." β
"Wife......" Xiao Yao also paused and exclaimed.
"Okay, wash and sleep, I'm not unhappy," Shen Jie coaxed him and said, "I'll get angry immediately when I'm really angry with you." β
"Okay."
"And I know you're definitely measured." Shen Jie hinted.
"Of course." Xiao Yao said.
After Shen Jie hung up the phone, she rubbed her hot ears and fell on the bed.
She felt like she was really starting to hate symbiosis.
Everything else is fine, but this distance limit is simply off the mark.
Even the fairy couples sung in ancient and modern China and abroad have never had such a close connection.
Even, Shen Jie now has no doubt that these two people will "live and die together".
From the point of view of the direct impact on daily life - this also directly rewrites the life trajectory of two people, nay, more related people, etc.
If he did not have the "foresight" to "grant" Yu Luying's "legitimacy" in advance, at this moment, what kind of mood, what kind of attitude, and how should he face such a scene?
"Breaking up" often doesn't need one party to be at fault first, Shen Jie thought.
-- Dividing line --
Xiao Yao put down the phone, rubbed his hot ears as well, opened the door of the closet, and headed for 2034.
When I go to Sujiang to do business, it will be two days as fast and three days as slow, and it is not particularly realistic to go back and forth on the same day.
In this case, of course, you have to report it to your family.
"Tuk, tuk, tuk." Xiao Yao cautiously knocked three times on the inner wall of the closet door over there in 34.
Shen Tianyun didn't say "please come in", nor did she scold her mother.
But the other side is not silent.
Because, there was a girl's scream outside the closet door.
"Ahββ!h
Xiao Yao's heart was tight, and he didn't have time to think, so he kicked the cabinet door open, and rushed out of the closet with an arrow step.
(End of chapter)