Chapter 269: Against the Will of Women
"What's the point?" Shen Jie gritted her teeth, looked at Xiao Yao with a smile and said, "Isn't this what you've always dreamed of?" ”
Let's touch our conscience and say that Shen Jie's idea is really to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a woman.
It is true that Xiao Yao has fantasized countless times, fantasizing about Shen Jie's - and Xiao Shen Jie's "wedding night".
He could not loudly announce that he had never thought that he would one day be romantic with Yu Luying.
But this?
The current situation is still dominated by women, he really didn't think about it.
Let's not talk about anything else for the time being, is this in line with Zhou etiquette?
Xiao Yao heard the history teacher say that even if he is an emperor, only some faint monarchs on the list can do this kind of thing.
In addition to being arranged with a nickname such as "ghost, spirit, force, and yang" behind him, there is a high probability that he will offend these two concubines and the family behind them.
This will be regarded as an insult, and it is not impossible to be suffocated to death by the person next to the pillow with a quilt in the middle of sleep, and then tell the world in the name of "collapse".
He was reluctant to insult any of them because that would be an insult to himself.
Just as Xiao Yao was thinking wildly, Shen Jie had already thrown Yu Luying onto the giant bed with a hug - her ability to control the strength and angle was quite good, so Xiao Yao didn't feel any pain, only felt a feeling of comfort being softly embraced.
Then, the young man felt that he was firmly pressed by the weight, and when he looked closely, Shen Jie had already pressed Yu Luying under her.
"Stop!" Xiao Yao shouted.
Shen Jie stopped and raised her head, staring at Xiao Yao with red eyes.
Xiao Yao stretched out his hands to make a reassuring gesture: "Shen Jie, you have drunk too much." ”
"No one is allowed to leave today, and whoever leaves will be killed." Shen Jie was drunk.
Somehow, Xiao Yao suddenly remembered what Teacher Yao's shadow said in Teacher Yao's hall, "Shen Jie is still the barbaric sister with a baseball bat in her bones, and she just wants to break a car windshield", naturally I don't remember the original words, probably this means.
The atmosphere became very embarrassing, and Yu Luying's face changed color, maybe she was scared, she might feel insulted, or she might feel some indescribable guilt, so she kept shaking.
"The reason why I said to lend you my fiancé is to correct the timeline, because I feel sorry for you for not living for a long time, and because I can't always be by his side," I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiao Yao felt that Shen Jie's voice was a little stalky.
When he heard "You don't live long", Xiao Yao's heart tightened, but fortunately, this sentence seemed to be drowned in the sea of words and did not attract Yu Luying's special attention.
"I've talked to both of you, it's nothing ...... you go on a date, fall in love, and hold hands and kiss and hug," Shen Jie continued: "I'm kind! ”
"We didn't do anything!" Yu Luying shouted.
"Yes, as long as you don't do it to the end, you don't do anything." Shen Jie said, "You teach—is that how your uncle taught you?" ”
Yu Luying: "I did something wrong - but what qualifications do you have to say that about me?!" ”
Shen Jie: "I don't have the qualifications, I just can't get used to you pretending to be high, doing a set in person, and crossing the line behind your back." ”
"Am I your slave? Do you want the horse to run and the horse not to eat grass? Didn't you provoke the incident? Didn't you come up with this idea? I disagreed from the beginning! Yu Luying cried angrily: "Don't play if you can't afford to play?" I said that if I win, you will quit with dignity, why did you change your adventure just now? ”
"Who can't afford to play, come, play, the three of us are successful today, and I will give you a partial room at home in the future!" After this village, there is no such shop! ”
"I told you from the beginning, the two of us must be equal!!"
It's over, it's completely out of control.
Xiao Yao had only one thought in his mind now, which was to stop these two crazy girls from continuing to do horrible words and deeds.
The young man jumped onto the huge bed, and almost fell on it, stood firm and bent down to pull Shen Jie: "Wife, don't be drunk, you can't insult a stupid girl like this." ”
Shen Jie struggled and said: "Whoever insulted her, she is willing to follow you, if you don't believe it, ask her, you see how she answers." If she could stay with you like that all the time, she would be more willing—wouldn't you be too? Come, let's do it together. ”
After saying this, Shen Jie lifted Yu Luying's school uniform top, and Yu Luying desperately protected her clothes, preventing her from pulling up, while biting and hitting Shen Jie's arm.
Seeing that the two began to fight, Xiao Yao also pounced, hugged Shen Jie from behind, rolled to the side, and motioned Yu Luying to go quickly with his eyes.
But Rao is like this, Yu Luying is still tightly locked by Shen Jie, and she can't move at all.
When the three of them twisted together, Xiao Yao suddenly heard a crisp slap, and his heart tightened again.
Shen Jie trembled, her muscles stiffened, Yu Luying took the opportunity to get out of bed, she didn't find her balance when she landed, her chin hit the carpet, and her feet were still hooked on the bed.
Fortunately, there is a carpet - Rao is so, Xiao Yao still has Venus in his eyes for a long time, his mouth is full of rust, and by the time he regained his eyesight, Yu Luying had already rushed to the door of the reception room and pulled the door in.
She turned the lock to the left and couldn't unscrew the handlebar, and when she turned the lock to the right, she couldn't unscrew the handlebar, and she was so anxious that she burst into tears and jumped on both feet.
Shen Jie didn't catch up, she still maintained that position, lay on her side on the bed, and then shouted and ordered Xiao Yao to catch her.
"Catch her!"
Yes, it was then.
Xiao Yao got out of bed and walked towards Yu Luying, who couldn't open the door.
Yu Luying looked at this side vigilantly, and awkwardly assumed a fighting posture.
Xiao Yao saw the girl's resolute and death-defying eyes, and had no doubt that she was mentally prepared to die with the enemy.
The boy held out his hand.
The girl's body shrank suddenly.
Xiao Yao helped her unlock the door, then took off the anti-theft chain and pulled the door inside.
When the door was just opened halfway, Yu Luying rushed out like a frightened deer.
"Slow down, slow down, don't fall!" Xiao Yao poked his head out like an old father, chased after the back and shouted, "Oh, shoes!" Your shoes! ”
The snow-white soles and arches of the feet disappeared around the corner of the hallway.
Xiao Yao didn't close the door, but walked straight back to the big bedroom.
"It's too much." Xiao Yao stood at the foot of the giant bed and criticized bluntly.
"Shut up," Shen Jie said angrily, "Elbow outward, right?" Who the hell are you husband? ”
"You are called going against the will of women, and what is an attempt to be strong is said on the platform, theoretically Yu Luying can sue you now." Xiao Yao told Shen Jie.
"Let her sue," Shen Jie said, "who is not a woman anymore?" ”
"Hey," Xiao Yao said, "If you really wanted to stop her, you would have stopped her yourself a long time ago, and you wouldn't have asked me to chase after her—just like Zhuge Liang told Guan Yu to guard Huarong Dao?" ”
"Don't you think you're smart?" Shen Jie said.
Xiao Yao sat down at the end of the bed, reached out to touch Shen Jie's body, bent her waist like that, and could only touch her feet, so she had to grab her little feet and said: "I am your husband, so I promised you that I will only sleep with you in the future, I know that you are angry, I don't let her go, how can you have the steps down?" ”
"Eggplant, what you say is better than what you sing." Shen Jie sneered on her face, but she was very interested in these words in her heart.
Xiao Yao inserted an index finger into Shen Jie's socks, and seemed to be a little bored and played: "You recruited people, and now you are bullying people like this, how will you be friends in the future?" People are so scared of you that they don't wear any shoes when they leave. ”
"Walking in slippers?"
"Walking barefoot."
Shen Jie stood up and stretched her neck to look at the pair of girls' sneakers piled up in front of the bedside table.
"Then you didn't chase it out just now?" Shen Jie asked Xiao Yao.
Xiao Yao thought to himself: I would like to, just come back to get shoes and run out, she is long gone. If I chase you out and come back and see you running away again, won't one head become two big?
"The wife always comes first." Xiao Yao replied with a serious face.
"You have only one mouth left," Shen Jie said, "and said that I bullied her, and she still beat me?" ”
The girl pointed to her cheek and showed it to Xiao Yao, but the latter couldn't even see a red mark, and Yu Luying didn't use too much force.
"Growing up, besides my father, she was the first person to hit me, you say, what should I do about this?" Shen Jie said angrily: "Someone beat your wife, what do you say?" ”
You deserve it, Xiao Yao said in his stomach.
"So be it, you hit me." Xiao Yao climbed onto the bed, squeezed to the head of the bed, and stretched his cheek over.
"Really?" Shen Jie said with some suspicion: "Don't you feel sorry for your little apple?" ”
"It's distressing," Xiao Yao said, "but the wife always comes first." I hope that my actions will make you realize that my elbow is turned in, and that I am on your side. ”
"Good." Shen Jie showed a smile and slapped her face violently.
The palm wind was very strong, Xiao Yao didn't hide, just closed his eyes tightly, wrinkled his face, and prepared to meet the pain.
The slap didn't fall on the face for a long time.
Xiao Yao was glad that he had made the right bet again and opened his eyes.
"Owe it, save it for next time." Shen Jie said.
Xiao Yao arched forward with a hippie smile and hugged Shen Jie into his arms, rubbing her cheeks lightly while grinding with her ears and temples.
"Don't be complacent, two cents." Shen Jie stretched out her finger and touched Xiao Yao's head.
"Then you just said that you want to do it to the end today, do you still have to count?" Xiao Yao said.
"Get out!" Shen Jie suddenly picked up his ears: "Good morning and evening, right?" ”
"Pain, pain, pain," Xiao Yao cried, "What morning and evening?" ”
"You asked me to give you good morning and good night every day, and asked Yu Luying to give you good morning and good night every day, are you busy?" Shen Jie's hands worked harder.
"It's too busy - oh don't it, you listen to me." Xiao Yao said: "Didn't you hear people say that equality is the most important thing, even if it is just a gesture of equality on the surface?" You can't really treat people as concubines under your control all day long, and write them on your face? You tell me? It's the 21st century. ”
"You still say!" Shen Jie said angrily: "You really think it's none of your business here, do you?" The two of us are all too busy with meat, and the culprit is not because of you? ”
"It's me, it's me."
"I thought I didn't know, someone like Yu Luying, you must be tempting her."
"Your Excellency has wronged!"
"Lie down! Don't move! ”
“?”
Shen Jie got up, stood on the bed, stretched out her beautiful feet wrapped in white cotton socks, and stretched them out to Xiao Yao's face.
Xiao Yao was careless, he didn't flash, and was stepped on firmly—fortunately, the other party didn't step on it hard.
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!" Shen Jie said softly.
The scenery inside the skirt from this angle is not bad, but it is really not breathtaking.
Xiao Yao breathed through his mouth as he stretched out his hands to break Shen Jie's feet.
Lift up, break to the left, break to the right, but the little foot doesn't move.
Xiao Yao mischievously spat bubbles out of his mouth, and Shen Jie immediately retracted her feet.
"You're disgusting, aren't you disgusting." Shen Jie complained while taking a paper from the bedside table to wipe the soles of her socks.
"Hey, I'll tell you—" Xiao Yao wiped his face and said.
"Don't say it yet, let me say it," Shen Jie squatted down suddenly, and then knelt on the bed: "The truth or dare adventure is not over yet, you have to answer my last truth word." ”
"What?"
"If one day I don't allow you to talk to the stupid girl anymore, will you listen to me?" Shen Jie asked seriously.
What about the trouble, you are like this today, the stupid girl is going to break up with me now, Xiao Yao smiled bitterly in his heart.
"The wife always comes first," Xiao Yao opened his arms and raised upwards: "What the Lord gives, the Lord takes it back, may the name of the Lord be praised!" ”
Fortunately, Shen Jie heard this and did not immediately make this appeal.
Xiao Yao estimated in his heart that this "wife" was finally coaxed to seven or eight and nine inseparable, and he had to hurry up to appease Little Apple, so he asked Shen Jie for a mobile phone, and wanted to ask Yu Luying to come back and get her shoes.
"The main thing is that she's been walking barefoot, and I've been having foot pain since now, you see-"
"I know you feel sorry for other people's little girls." Shen Jie threw the phone over.
Xiao Yao hurriedly dialed Yu Luying's phone, and only half of it "beeped" and said, "Hello, the phone you dialed is on the phone, please dial it later." ”
If you call again, it will only be "beep" for a fifth of the time, and it will start "Hello, the phone you are dialing is on the call......"
"What's wrong? Can't get through? Seeing that Xiao Yao's face was wrong, Shen Jie asked while caressing the arch of her foot.
"They've blocked us." Xiao Yao said dejectedly.
Open the QQ friend list, and there is only the gray avatar of oO Shuhe Oo left, and "drowning in the face of an angel" has disappeared.
Shen Jie was silent.
Xiao Yao was thinking about going to the front desk of the hotel to get a pay phone, and suddenly, at this moment.
He felt as if he had stepped into the cool water of the lake step by step, and a strange physical sensation arose.
At first, he felt his feet gently soak in the lake water, and the moisture felt cool through his skin, as if invisible water streaks were licking the soles of his feet. Tiny ripples swirled between his toes, and the gentle touch gently penetrated his body.
As time passed, his calves were also gradually surrounded by the lake, and the water level continued to rise. The coolness of the lake water caressed his skin, like a delicate silk entanglement, giving him a charming touch. He could feel the waves gently swaying on his calves, soothingly massaging his tired muscles.
As Xiao Yao immersed, the water level of the lake gradually rose until he stopped at the waist. The boy felt the lake gently wrap around his waist, like a pair of invisible arms hugging him tightly. Cool droplets of water slid down his skin and gently touched his waist, as if to speak of wordless comfort.
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"What kind of hellish expression are you?" Shen Jie stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Xiao Yao: "If you don't take it, you won't take it, she is a big living person, and she can be stumped by a pair of shoes - oh, I understand, she ignores you, you can't stand it?" ”
Xiao Yao became irritable: "Yu Luying, she fucking jumped into the river!" ”
"What?" Shen Jie was also stunned.
The air tensed all at once.
Xiao Yao and Shen Jie briefly described everything he was feeling now, and Shen Jie comforted him: "It's okay, she is just a jing, and Christians will not commit suicide." ”
After saying this, she didn't have much confidence herself.
Is it really a big deal today?
The phone on the bedside table rang sharply, and Xiao Yao pounced.
"Hello sir, this is the front desk, it's 2 o'clock, do you want to check out or renew the room?" (End of chapter)