98, the silver snake met rotten hair
Zhu Run is still playing mahjong, this time he has won a few skins, and his luck is when he is prosperous.
Zhu Run picked up the phone,
"Hey, who's that?"
"Runzai, I want to ask Brother Silver Snake from which mouth did he get off the plane?"
"Uncle Tong, I don't know, you can put someone in every mouth, Ah Da is the best to recognize, the most handsome one is..."
"Now the planes are off, and after half an hour, Runzai, you won't answer the phone until now."
“…”
The thirteen units of the pig run and other lakes are not fragrant, and this time they hit the street~
……
Wang Rifa put his hand on Lin Zishe's shoulder, and he pointed to the luxury coach in front of him,
"Na, our tour bus is also not small (with a row of noodles)."
“...”
Lin Zishe looked at most of the air-conditioned tourist buses, isn't this the standard configuration of tour groups, why don't you mess with it.
Wang Rifa looked at the tour guide Fat Lao Wang waving the flag,
"It's our bus in front of us..."
"Whew-"
The air-conditioned tourist bus drove away with a roar, and there was a delicate and small minibus behind him, the kind without air conditioning on the car.
Lin Zishe pointed to the small bus, and he asked Wang Rifa with a black line,
"Rotten mouth, that's what you said about not messing with petty."
"Ahaha~ rest assured, wait to stay in a first-class hotel in Penang, there is a sauna in the room. The car is just a floating cloud, and the money has to be used on the blade. ”
Lin Zishe didn't have a good middle finger angrily, anyway, the person who came to pick him up didn't come, 1 person traveled around more than 20 people, how can you have fun, let's have a look at them with a bad mouth.
"Na~"
"My super luxury group didn't come to pick up people, I'll play with you for a few days first, and then go and enjoy it alone."
Liu Dingjian shook his hand, he didn't believe Lin Zishe's words,
"Pick, don't talk so much, hurry up and get on the bus."
"Let's go..."
Wang Rifa and his entourage of 4 people became 5 people, Lin Zishe looked at this old minibus, he shook his head, this minibus may be older than himself.
Wang Rifa and Liu Dingjian hurriedly went up to find a place to sit, which was the place where the two Wanwan guests stuffed money.
The tour guide Fat Lao Wang got in the car and said to Wang Rifa and Liu Dingjian,
"Two, this position belongs to those two special big brothers."
"Please go down first."
Lin Zishe looked at the two big brothers in Wanwan, he took out a wad of money and counted a few and stuffed them into the pocket of the fat old king,
"I'm going to have that bit, I'm going to have it."
"Wow, this big brother is very bold, this bit is yours."
Lin Zishe got in the car and sat in that position, and the two Wanwan brothers made a beating look.
Lin Zishe snorted at the two of them,
"Ah Fa come and sit."
"Guide, can I go up?"
"Up, up, up."
The fat old king comforted the two big brothers of Wanwan,
"Rest assured, there's still a place."
"It's a better location, looking out the window to the sea."
Brother Wanwan followed and got into the car, and before getting into the car, he glanced at the remaining Liu Dingjian, traffic lights and Wu Zhunshao.
"Hmph~"
Liu Dingjian and the three looked at the tour guide Fat Lao Wang and said,
"What the hell~"
"Didn't you say that this is the Hong Kong and Taiwan star cluster?"
The fat old king nodded at the three of them and said,
"yes, that's right. You are from Xiangjiang, they are from Wanwan, and there are two Ah Xing (Ah San), not the stars of Hong Kong and Taiwan. ”
Liu Dingjian was too lazy to talk to this fat old man who was fighting on the street, he got in the car first.
The traffic light was very unconvinced, and pulled the fat old king's clothes and said,
"It seems that there is a deceptive element nest~"
"I don't know about this, I'm in charge of Xiangjiang, my old friend in Penang is in charge, you ask him."
I saw a tall old friend from Penang coming over and hitting the traffic light directly, and the traffic light pulled Wu Zhun Shao, who claimed to be a thin marker.
"You've got this done..."
The traffic light was about to get on the bus, but the door was closed, and the fat old king said to the traffic light,
"It's gone."
"What should I do?"
“…”
Traffic Light and Wu Zhunshao sat on the roof of the car, and the two of them pulled the travel rack on the roof of the car with bitter faces.
"Ah~Wu Zhunshao, I'm so surprised~"
"Me too, traffic light."
The minibus started slowly under the shouts of the two of them, and went to the next stop, the first-class hotel.
Wang Rifa looked at the bus, and he said to Lin Zishe,
"Wow, it's so old."
"Xiaolin, don't worry, the money is used on the blade..."
Lin Zishe stroked his forehead, he felt that it was a wrong decision to be with Wang Rifa and them.
“…”
Lin Zishe walked forward on a minibus with almost zero shock absorption, and every few meters people shook with the car, really dreaming back to the 60s when the tractor entered the city.
The whole person of Lin Zishe was shocked to the point that he wanted to vomit, and he was sharper than accompanying Fujiwara Takumi to Akinayama.
"Wow~~~~~~"
Lin Zishe and everyone were in the car from morning to night, the first-class hotel was so far away that people were dizzy, and they came to the first-class hotel under the bumps.
Lin Zishe got out of the car, and there were already a few group members who vomited on the grass.
First-class hotel, first-class hotel is first-class hotel, the name is first-class hotel.
When Lin Zishe saw the small and exquisite hotel, with the configuration of two small beds, he had the heart to kill.
He wanted to strangle this bastard fat old king immediately.
"Hang that star! Fat old king! You're a hit! Come with me! ”
Lin Zishe pulled the clothes of the fat old king, and the fat old king said with a smile,
"This group member, don't get too excited, don't mess around~ This is not an illegal place~"
"Hit the street, you're talking~ If you don't give an explanation, I'll send you down to sell salted duck eggs."
"This group member, you wait for me, I will ask my old friend from Penang to tell you a few words."
2 minutes later, Lin Zishe kept slapping the face of the fat king and his old friend guide in Penang.
The two knelt on the ground with their ears twisted, and the old Penang friends who would shock the waves had blue noses and swollen faces.
"Penang old friends~"
"Elder, it's not me, it's him~"
"Fat old king~"
"Elder, it's not me, it's him~"
Lin Zishe saw that he was almost angry, he pointed to the fat old king and said,
"Get me a nice room, or I'll make you look good!"
"Yes, Elder."
Fat King and old friends in Penang looked at the departing figure of Lin Zishe, Fat Lao Wang took out the money from his pocket, he looked at the old friends in Penang with a blue nose and swollen face and said sadly,
"Do you lend me much?"
"I still have a little more, let's scrape together some money to build a villa next door for him to live in, that person is so disgusting~ I don't know what to do in Xiangjiang."
"What to do, ten Xiangjiang people and nine old boys, they must be old boys~"
…..
Lin Zishe lived in the villa area next to the first-class hotel, looking at the mountains and the sea, and it was impossible to call Wang Rifa.
Wang Rifa also said that the luxury tour group turned out to be a beggar tour group, which hurt him enough.
"Wow, this scenery needs to be comfortable~ Drink red wine, smoke cigars and eat fruits."
"Front desk, help me get two people to press on their shoulders."
The front desk of the villa heard Lin Zishe's words, and he smiled,
"Lao Xi (boss), there are a few expensive Oh~"
"I have money, and today I was uncomfortable by Xiao Ba, so I immediately called two of them over, and one pressed his head..."
"Lao Xi, you must press it well... You're big~"
"Yes, that's the best~"