100, the worst tour group
Fat Lao Wang took everyone to visit the characteristic landscape of Penang, he looked at the group of people who wanted to sleep, and he still said professionally.
"This is the most famous reclining Buddha in Penang~"
"When foreign tourists come to Penang, they will definitely come here to visit."
The whole group of people you rely on me, I rely on you, everyone opens their mouths and wants to sleep. A person who accidentally falls and is a long dragon falls.
Fat Lao Wang knew that with the sleeping environment of the group members last night, how could anyone be refreshed, 3 people in a bed.
Except for one person...
Lin Zishe is looking at the reclining Buddha with relish and visiting the style of Penang.
Fat Lao Wang insisted on pulling the group members to walk the whole way, except for Lin Zishe who talked and laughed with him throughout the whole process, the other group members were like wandering spirits, their eyes couldn't be opened, and they walked one by one.
If this was at night, I thought that Fat Lao Wang would start a new business: Xiangxi to drive corpses.
When it came to lunchtime, everyone was in good spirits.
There were 7 people at a table, 4 people from Lin Zishe and Wang Rifa, and 2 Wanwan elders, and everyone sat on the table with their eyes staring at the table.
Liu Dingjian hadn't eaten since he got off the plane yesterday, and when he went to the first-class hotel for the dead, he was in a small bus from morning to night, and the people were numb.
"I'm dead, I only ate one banana in two days, and if I don't have anything to eat, I'm going to die."
"I'm hungry~"
Lin Zishe looked at the black fly restaurant here, and then looked at the 6 hungry wolves at the same table, and there was definitely no good food with them.
The restaurant guy came over with the food, and as soon as he opened it...
Everyone was shocked, there was only one palm-sized pigeon on a table of 7 people, and each person could not divide the meat completely.
The traffic light shouted, and everyone picked up the fast son together, everyone knew this situation, and they didn't know when they would be able to eat after this meal.
The suckling pigeons were scrambled to fall apart and became pieces.
Something more excessive happened, and the fat old man walked over with a smile and said,
"Don't rob it~You're going to spoil the chicken~"
"That's a chicken, huh?"
The fat old king slapped off their fast son and said to everyone,
"It's a local specialty: salivating three-foot chicken. It's not for eating, it's just for you to see. You see, I'm going to take it and move on to the next table. ”
Lin Zishe has a black line, if the fat old king didn't open his mouth, he thought it was a pigeon, but he didn't expect it to be a chicken.
"If you don't say it, I thought it was a suckling pigeon."
"Hey, I'm not in the mood to eat, I'll go to the toilet~"
Wang Rifa grabbed Lin Zishe, and he said to Lin Zishe in that life-threatening tone,
"Don't go, you may starve for a few days if you go, and you will die! Really, you have to listen to me! Don't go! Don't go, you're really going to die~"
"I'm too lazy to rob you, I'll go put some water."
When Lin Zishe left, he glanced back at Wang Rifa and found that they hadn't looked over, so he immediately walked to the back kitchen and shouted,
"Which one is the chef?"
"Help me cook, there's a lot of money."
The chef of the black fly restaurant in the back kitchen looked at the money taken out by Lin Zishe, and his eyes lit up suddenly.
"What does this guest want to eat?"
"Let me introduce you to our famous dish, salivating three-foot chicken..."
Lin Zishe looked at their menu, he ordered a few dishes, he pulled out a stool and sat in the kitchen,
"I'll just sit here and eat to keep you from getting something unclean."
"No, although we are a little old, the food is still very serious."
"I only know after seeing it~"
Fat Lao Wang walked to the kitchen, he shouted to the chefs to urge them to cook,
"Kitchen~ Your dishes are not ready, what about 3 dishes per table~"
When Lin Zishe heard Fat Lao Wang's words, he was swallowed.
They only have 3 dishes for 7 people at the table, and 1 person has to hack 1 person to death if he wants to divide half a plate.
From the three-inch chicken to know the amount of the dish, plus the 6 hungry wolves on the table, Lin Zishe couldn't help but shudder, fortunately he knew that he came to the back kitchen to eat secretly, otherwise he would face the rhythm of "war".
Fat Lao Wang walked into the kitchen and saw Lin Zishe, he smiled and said hello,
"Hey, you're here too, sir."
"Fat old man on the street, I'm starving to death outside, where is I not here?"
The fat old king was not angry, he spread his hands and said,
"Hey, that's it, sir."
"You get what you pay for, such a cheap price, all the money is spent on the ticket. I went back and said that I had a lot of money to go abroad. ”
"The ghost knows that you have been miserable as a refugee in a foreign country~ Do you go back and tell someone that you have traveled abroad, and the beggars on the street are almost the same~"
"Elder, the money I made on this trip is about the same as that of two days in Xiangjiang, do you think I'm miserable."
Lin Zishe patted Fat Lao Wang's shoulder and nodded at him as if in approval,
He took out a thick wad of money from his chest, and the fat old man was overjoyed, could it be that this person is so conscientious that he wants to make up for his villa money last night.
I saw Lin Zishe pull out of it, and he handed it to Fat Lao Wang,
"Fat old king, it's a good point, don't say it next time."
"Help me buy a soda, remember to return the change you found, and I'll blow your head off if you don't jump."
Fat Lao Wang's face was depressed all of a sudden, this trip to help Lin Zishe give the villa money, he really lost all his money, and he wanted to run away.
"Yes, Elder."
"Freeze a little, don't freeze and I'll break your legs~"
"Yes, Elder."
……
The outside form has reached the point of dire straits.
Wang Rifa and 4 people and 2 bay elders have been staring at the restaurant guys, 6 pairs of hungry eyes turned green, and the restaurant guys are starting to be scared.
The restaurant guy came over with the iron lid covered with the dish, and as soon as he put it down, Wang Ri sent a sweeping army to sweep the bowls of the two bay elders to the ground.
When the iron lid was opened, I saw a plate of green vegetables inside.
waited for the two bay elders to pick up the bowl for only 5 seconds, and hurriedly picked up the bowl to see,
They found that there was only a weak and helpless vegetable seedling left in the dish, and the two of them glanced at each other, and the two of them also had not eaten for 2 days with Liu Dingjian.
The two bay elders didn't even want to let go of that little vegetable seedling,
At this time, the traffic light picked up the saucer, licked it with his tongue and cleaned it clean, even the weak and helpless little vegetable seedling.
“…”
"North~"
The next dish will arrive soon, only to see Liu Dingjian sneezing fiercely, everyone watched the saliva spray into the dish, and everyone looked at Liu Dingjian.
Liu Dingjian seemed to be fine, and he generously stretched out his hand to signal everyone to pick up vegetables.
"Whatever, just clip, you're welcome."
Wang Rifa wiped the saliva sprayed on him with a tablecloth, and he said to Liu Dingjian,
"Sneez, remind me of the good nest~"
"Next time, definitely."
Wang Rifa exchanged glances with the traffic light, and they felt that Liu Dingjian would definitely use this trick next time.
When the next dish came, the two directly covered Liu Dingjian's mouth with their hands,
Wang Rifa, the traffic light, and Wu Zhunshao all used their hands to grab vegetables. The two bay elders are still sven with fast children, how can they fight the three of them with their hands, and they don't even have to eat vegetables...
The two bay elders stood up, and he thought of a good way to cut off the restaurant guys in advance.
Seeing that the restaurant guys wanted to stop them from being pushed away vigorously, the two bay elders opened the lid, took the contents to eat, and looked at Wang Rifa and the four of them evilly.
The more you chew, the more strange it tastes, it turns out that I ate paper towels...
Lin Zishe came back from the back kitchen with a oily stomach, the oil on his mouth was not wiped clean, and he came over with a Coke.
Wang Rifa took out the meat hidden in his pocket, he handed it to Lin Zishe and said,
"Dead boy, fortunately I robbed you some, otherwise you would have starved to death in Penang in the next few days."
"No need~ I have a bad appetite and don't want to eat."
Wu Zhun Shao pointed to Lin Zishe and asked suspiciously,
"Didn't you go to the toilet? Why come out of the toilet, your mouth is oily..."
"The toilet doorknob of this restaurant is so oily, and I accidentally touched my mouth when I washed my hands, hey..."