Chapter 327: Flying Like a Teenager
On August 15, 2004, a beautiful morning of a new day began with chickens flying and dogs jumping.
"W-I'm going to be late!! Why didn't you call us when you woke up? β
"I just woke up and took a picture, and you two woke up."
"It's over! I really don't have any clothes to wear right now!! β
"Don't scream, I'll wash two pieces for you, dry them in the bathroom, go and see."
"Silly girl!! Kiss it!! β
"Go away, go away, don't be disgusting."
"Dog, what are you doing in a daze, call a car!"
βοΌ Where can I get a taxi? β
"Is this your hometown?"
"What, could it be that I call Xu Ruiyi and say, hey, Xiao Xu, hurry up and pick up Lao Tzu?"
"Who is Xu Ruiyi?"
"A stupid rich second generation, my buddy in junior high school."
"Sister, that's my sock...... Ah, forget it, you don't mind. β
"It's okay, you can wear mine too."
"Your socks are too expensive, what should I do if they are worn out?"
"Shen Jie, you're getting better--ah, don't hit me, the stupid sister is still there! I say it again, I say it again - good! That's right, good sister in pants! β
Yu Luying had consulted the chubby Father Li at the summer camp a few days ago, and knew that the Mass for Sundays & Major Holidays here is 8 a.m.
When the three little ones went out, it was almost 7 o'clock in the morning, more than an hour, a distance of more than 10 kilometers, of course, there was no problem if there was a car, but the problem was that there was no car.
As always, it is impossible to take a taxi, it is impossible to get a taxi in this life, and it is unlikely to take a rickshaw at this distance.
The nearest bus departs at 8:10, the bus runs every hour, and the nearest bus has just left - the lap is over, and it's already 7:20.
Standing under the old and dusty bus stop sign, Yu Luying held her mobile phone, her face was not very good-looking, she bit her lower lip tightly, and stomped her right foot lightly - considering that it was still summer, Xiao Yao speculated that it should not be due to the cold.
She couldn't even help jumping: her feet jumped, although it wasn't very high, but it was still noticed by Xiao Yao.
The girl didn't say anything, but Xiao Yao heard her scolding herself in her stomach, scolding herself for not making plans when she went out, her eyes were blind, and she didn't take her business seriously.
Xiao Yao knew that he was at a loss and reviewed it deeply, but he still couldn't help but think: You know to blame me, why didn't you do your homework in advance?
Broken! Yu Luying raised her head and looked at Xiao Yao angrily. That pretty face looked good when he was angry, but Xiao Yao didn't pay attention to this mood now.
"Then what do I want you to do with this man?" Xiao Yao seemed to hear Yu Luying spraying him in his heart.
His body leaned forward slightly, and he made a "salute" gesture towards Yu Luying to express his apologies.
Shen Jie stood on the side of the road, probing her brain, and in vain rushed past, sparse four-wheeled and three-wheeled vehicles waving her little hands.
A rickshaw stopped in front of the girl and asked her where she was going in an unintelligible dialect.
Shen Jie guessed what this meant, and replied "Fang Bing", and the coachman told her that this distance was not cheap.
Meow's mother didn't understand, and looked at Xiao Yao, who hurriedly said to the coachman: "We will pay how much money we should pay." β
At this distance, the speed of the rickshaw is obviously far from enough, but it is better than running to be realistic.
Although it was unlikely, Xiao Yao couldn't help but ask the coachman if he could arrive before eight o'clock.
"What you can't catch, what you can't catch." The rickshaw driver grinned.
Only then did he learn that there was a section of National Highway 334 leading to Fangbing under construction, and the two ends had just been sealed, so he could only take a detour from the country road next to it, not to mention a 50% increase in distance.
Xiao Yao immediately made a decision and called Xu Ruiyi.
Although the skin is a little thick, this will not be helped.
After a long wait for the prompt tone, this guy finally answered, and the "Hey? Which one? "With a sleepy feeling in it.
Xu Ruiyi had been vocal all night last night, and he had just slept for less than an hour or two, so he scolded Xiao Yao with the gas of getting up, refused the request to be a driver, and only asked Xiao Yao to come to his house to ride the small motorcycle away.
"Oh Yi-" Xiao Yao shouted at the figure of the rickshaw driver who had just gone away.
When the three little ones came to Xu Ruiyi's house in a rickshaw, it was already 7:43.
"What's the other one?" Xu Ruiyi was draped in something like a bathrobe, rubbed his eyes with one hand, pushed out the light motorcycle with the other hand, and then inserted the key on it.
"Hello, I'm Xu Qingwei." Shen Jie introduced herself generously.
"Ah, hello, hello, my sister." Xu Ruiyi subconsciously stretched out his right hand, but was slapped away by Xiao Yao.
"I'll be you," Xu Ruiyi said, "help me fill up the gas when I come back." β
Yu Luying sat in the front, and Shen Jie sat behind Xiao Yao: "No, you are tall, you sit in the back." β
Xu Ruiyi watched the three of them leave-Xiao Yao was holding the little beauty who seemed to be a junior high school student in front of him, and behind him sat the girlfriend he brought back last time, also hugging his waist tightly and disappearing around the corner.
"Grass." Xu Ruiyi said to himself: "What's the situation? β
Xu Ruiyi knew that he was really admiring this time.
The people of Modu are amazing, huh?
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However, it was said that Xu Ruiyi's light motorcycle was really small, so the three of them had to maintain a posture with their chests against their backs, and completely covered the body - therefore, from a distance, passers-by could only see three conjoined babies floating on the national highway in a sitting position, just running on the road, which was quite weird.
"Well before the Gospel...... Forget it, arrive before the Creed, right? Yu Luying's voice sounded from the bottom of Xiao Yao's heart.
"Order!" Xiao Yao screwed the throttle to the end, and the little donkey trembled like a falling apart, soaring to the limit speed of 5 or 60 yards, and soaring all the way to the rising sun on National Highway 334.
At this speed, sitting in the car will not feel anything at all, if it is a big motorcycle, it is an average level, but in this little light rider it gives people a terrifying feeling, which scares Meow's mother: "Are you going to die?" Drive slower! β
One of you told me to hurry up and the other told me to slow down, which is really embarrassing.
At this distance, Xiao Yao could smell the body fragrance and hair fragrance of the two girls at the same time, and feel the temperature and heartbeat of the two girls at the same time, but he was not in the mood at all, he only thought about accelerating, accelerating, throttle to the end, and accelerating again.
National Highway 334 has no fast and slow lanes, Xiao Yao was riding on the side of the road and the river, and there were constantly overloaded large trucks and fucking muck trucks walking side by side, making a tank-like movement, making the three small ones tremble with the surface of the national road.
Under this sense of oppression, Xiao Yao had to slow down and ask the leader to go first.
However, soon new carts will be added.
Xiao Yao couldn't help but think, if I die now, can I go to heaven?
There are also Yu Luying and Shen Jie......
Listening to Shen Jie's chatter about the rural townβmainly in terms of traffic, with strange behaviors such as restaurants not turning on air conditioning, not selling iced drinks, etc.βXiao Yao drove to the road closure.
On the right was a turbid green river, and Xiao Yao turned into the country road on the left.
The small road has the advantage of a small road, at least it will not be killed by the big truck driver "the whole family", but this year there is no smart phone AutoNavi map navigation, and you can only run in a general direction.
The country roads are intricate, Xiao Yao is in a hurry, and he feels that he is getting farther and farther away from his destination, so he will inevitably become impatient.
"Oh oh, oh, there's a stupid kid born in the 80s outside the quiet village...... Xiao Yao sang to relieve himself.
"Stop singing, it's annoying." Yu Luying said.
"Oh, you see we've all worked so hard, the old lady will forgive us, right?" Xiao Yao changed to a witty remark: "Why else would people call it Our Lady?" β
On one side of the road is farmland, and the crops in the farmland should be rice, and the growth is gratifying, but Xiao Yao, as a lazy intellectual who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains and grains, only has an unpleasant green oil in his eyes.
The other side of the road was also green β it was a small river with duckweed floating on its surface...... It's called duckweed, right? In short, it is a thin and thick, green thing, drifting in the wind, sometimes in a single shadow, sometimes in groups of three or five.
After being slipped by the corn buds paved on the road, Xiao Yao scolded loudly, glad that nothing happened, and couldn't help but think about what would happen to the three of them if he made a mistake and rushed down the river.
Then he was ...... by three barking wild dogs. Well, it should have been the dog that stopped it, so I had to rush over.
There were still a few dogs blocking the way between the small bridges and flowing water houses behind, and Xiao Yao almost hit one of them - another one actually ran after the motorcycle for a long time, Xiao Yao felt that he was almost bitten by it on his foot or trouser leg, and Shen Jie was also frightened.
Xiao Yao's irritability accumulated to a critical point, and he said hatefully and hatefully, "If you encounter such a dog again, you will kill it", which frightened Yu Luying and stopped him repeatedly, not allowing him to hurt the "dog", Shen Jie also teased him, saying things like "Don't hurt it".
"What kind of thing hurts it," Xiao Yao said angrily: "There is really no language class in the Seven Girls Middle School in your city, and the kind of thing hurt is a sad injury, not a hurt injury." β
"It's just that we don't have language classes in the international department...... Shen Jie said.
It turns out that there really is no language class.,Serve.γ
"Tsk," Xiao Yao said, "fuck." β
When he finally saw the cross held high in the sky in the Catholic Church of the Arsenal, Xiao Yao was excited as if he had seen Jerusalem.
"This is our pilgrimage." Xiao Yao said with emotion.
"It's almost nine o'clock!" Yu Luying jumped out of the car and ran into the hall.
Yu Luying asked him to arrive in front of the "Gospel", and at the very least, in front of the "Creed", but when Xiao Yao stopped and locked his light ride and walked into the gate of the church, everyone had already knelt down, ready to see the priest sanctified.
After the Mass, Yu Luying walked to the door of the hall a little sullenly, waiting for Xiao Yao to come and push the cart.
Shen Jie also took off her veil, stood next to Yu Luying, and looked around the entire church with her, looking for Xiao Yao's figure in the crowd.
"Strange, where did the dog run away again?" Shen Jie muttered to herself.
The church is full of old men and women, and a teenager in the middle of it will be very conspicuous, and there is no possibility of missing it.
"Probably went to the bathroom, right?" Yu Luying said, "Wait. β
Shen Jie: "I really don't see any young people here." β
Yu Luying: "Yes, it's not the same as our demons. β
Shen Jie: "Although there are many elderly people in the magic capital, it's ...... anyway."
The two little ones were chatting with each other, when they suddenly saw Xiao Yao coming out of nowhere, followed by the short, chubby, smiling Father Li.
"Father Lee." "Father Lee."
Shen Jie had seen him in the summer camp and interacted with him, so she could also call him by his last name.
Father Lee took the three of them to a small chapel in the annex building and made a small mass for the three of them, as well as for the other three or two who were late.
There was no procession of the Virgin, no incense burner, no bells, no singing, no preaching, all the scriptures were recited in a prosaic manner.
Yu Luying was the second reader of the scriptures, and the first reading of the scriptures originally designated Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao said that he had not yet been baptized, so Father Li designated another passer-by, a boy.
The whole mass was finished in the early twenties, Yu Luying felt that she had fulfilled her obligations, so she was satisfied, and Xiao Yao and Shen Jie also felt very happy.
Father Li left the three little ones to eat, Xiao Yao politely declined on behalf of the two sisters, and the three little ones rode on the car and embarked on the road back to Dongru.
"Don't you really hate that Father Lee?" On the way, Yu Luying asked Xiao Yao: "I really didn't expect you to take the initiative to find him." β
"Little children do things according to their preferences, and adults do things according to their needs." Xiao Yao said with a smug face.
Shen Jie: "Are you an adult?" β
"I didn't expect you to convince him to give us another mass." Yu Luying said.
"Are you impressed by my diplomatic skills?" Xiao Yao said.
"yes, how the hell did you do that?" Yu Luying expressed her sincere admiration.
"Is this something special?" Shen Jie asked Yu Luying.
"Hmm...... How to say that? Yu Luying thought for a while and said, "Anyway, I haven't seen any priests, outside of the prescribed schedule, for a few people to do such a thing as mass, well, I've never seen it." β
"Didn't Bogo do it once in movie time?"
Yu Luying: "That's also an emergency. β
Shen Jie: "Maybe it's because this Father Li is very good." β
Xiao Yao patted Shen Jie's cat head with his left hand: "Is it so difficult to admit that your husband has a strong ability to negotiate with others?" β
"You are strong in diplomacy, and you are still being beaten by the whole class-" Shen Jie laughed, and then bit her tongue.
"Damn, there's the police." Fortunately, Xiao Yao didn't hear this half of the sentence. After braking suddenly, he turned the car and left.
"Did the dog really grow up?" Shen Jie whispered to herself.
When I returned to Dongru Town, the bakery had already sold out and closed the stall.
Xiao Yao was used to this setting, so he took Shen Jie and Yu Luying to a small shop with a tattered faΓ§ade for lunch.
"Let you always say that I am not a local," Xiao Yao said: "Don't look at this shop as inconspicuous, the old shop is all special authentic local dishes, give you a taste." β
Indeed, there were a lot of customers in the store, and when Xiao Yao and they started ordering, there were even people in line.
"Stir-fry the clams, let's have one," Xiao Yao nodded the menu in his hand and said to Shen Jie: "The freshest in the world, you must taste it." β
"I won't taste it, lest you vomit it again." Yu Luying teased.
Didn't you vomit too? Xiao Yao thought.
βThatβs my girl.β Xiao Yao patted Yu Luying's head, and turned a few more pages of the menu: "Braised dog meat, come to one, vent your anger." β
"Huh?" Yu Luying's eyes widened in surprise: "Don't, don't, don't, how can you eat dogs?" β
Xiao Yao: "? Why not. β
(End of chapter)