Article 143 Meat and vegetable matching, balanced nutrition.
Forget about being ugly, the taste is the same as that of E. coli that has been fermented for countless years, smelly with acid, sour with smell, and a bite is the ultimate enjoyment.
Xu Mo wanted to vomit, but before he vomited, he had to try his best to save face.
He took a deep breath, and the taste of meat in his mouth instantly poured into his brain, and he suddenly felt extremely sour, and after forcibly suppressing it, he stumbled and explained: "Actually, vomit!" Hyena meat vomit! Still. Endure. It's delicious! ”
Before he finished speaking, the meat in his mouth squirted out uncontrollably.
Xu Mo bent over and vomited wildly, tears and snot all down.
The audience in the live broadcast room was affected by him and almost sprayed.
So public: It turned out that it was not so delicious that it cried, but it was so delicious that it vomited.
Han Yuqing I: The taste is so rushed, I want to vomit.
Hidden in the dust: It's all spit like this, and the word delicious is also spoken, I really took this old six.
Gu Youmei: Mo Ye, I just like your hard-mouthed appearance.
Last year, that autumn: Hahahahaha, vomit!
Xu Mo waited a little better before continuing: "Actually, the taste of hyena meat is okay, but it's not quite suitable for me, no, it's not very suitable for people to eat, except for people with heavy tastes, normal people should try to avoid it." ”
He will definitely not eat the rest of the hyena meat, but he can't waste it, after all, he has worked so hard to catch it, and it is so clean, it will inevitably be a little distressing if he throws it away.
He suddenly thought of the hippopotamus, and these babies, though they didn't like him very much, gave him a crocodile and a few catfish.
In return, treat them to these hyenas.
After Xu Mo made up his mind, he collected all the hyena meat, and then divided it evenly into eight portions, and then carried the meat to the river.
There were exactly eight hippos in the river, one for each one, and he had always been so fair.
When they arrived at the riverbank, they found that the river was still muddy, which means that the hippopotamus has not changed its position.
After walking a little upstream along the riverbank, he found a bunch of hippos soaking in the middle of the river.
The hippos spotted him too, and they all reflexively stood up.
"Ahhhh
"Ah~~ah~~!"
"Ahh
They stood in a row again, opening their jaws at him in impatience and screaming menacingly.
It's just that their cries are really not intimidating, but make Xu Mo feel that they are waiting to be fed.
Xu Mo's heart was touched, and he sighed and explained: "Everything has spirituality, and hippos don't care about it, don't look at their rough and honest appearance, but they also have a delicate heart, You see, they found that I brought food, and they all took the initiative to open their mouths, waiting for me to feed, this understanding, compared to dogs, is not much better." ”
The audience in the live broadcast room was full of question marks and couldn't help but complain wildly.
Lonely Street Drinker°: God TM exquisite heart, God TM is waiting to be fed, people just want to bite you, can you be a little forced.
Little Dragon Ya'er: Mo Ye, you can eat and vomit things, and you actually go to feed the hippopotamus, and the hippopotamus will not scold people, otherwise your ancestors will have to be scolded by the hippopotamus for eighteen generations.
It's the end of the dream: be a person, hippos are vegetarians!! If you feed them hyena meat, can you still lose some more?
Ome Sasake: Let's be honest, how did the hippopotamus offend you? Can't they be changed?
Fireworks Alley: The hippopotamus may not be human, but Mo Ye is a real dog, and he is embarrassed to say that the hippopotamus is as savvy as him.
Of course, Xu Mo knows that hippos are vegetarians, just because they are vegetarians, he has to feed them meat, because the meat and vegetables are balanced and nutritional.
Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the hippos, the hippos were becoming more and more irritable, and crowded towards him with their exaggerated mouths.
"Don't worry, don't worry, you have all shared!"
Seeing that the hippos were in such a hurry, Xu Mo hurriedly threw the divided hyena meat into their gaping mouths in turn.
Fortunately, the distance was not far, and the hippopotamus's mouth was very large, and with his accurate head, he actually threw all of them in, and none of them fell.
After the first hippopotamus got a foreign object in its mouth, it immediately closed its mouth.
After squirming a few times, it stopped moving, just looking at him enthusiastically.
Just like the toilet bowl of a public toilet closed its lid, the rest of the hippos closed their mouths one by one and looked at him fixedly.
Xu Mo didn't know what they meant, was it gratitude? Or gratitude? Anyway, the picture is very harmonious.
"Poof!"
After a long time, the first hippopotamus moved its mouth, squeezed the hyena meat out of its mouth, and then turned around and walked away without saying a word.
The same is true for other hippos, who squeeze out the hyena meat in their mouths and turn away without a hint of nostalgia.
Instead of going back to the bath, they went ashore.
After going ashore, he left, he really left.
Xu Mo was very moved, the hippopotamus must have eaten his meat, so he was embarrassed to continue polluting the water here.
It turns out that animals also know gratitude.
He didn't stop much at the river, and turned back to the camp.
There are a lot of things going on today, except for the amount of two meals left for the two beef legs, the rest must be smoked and dried, otherwise it will stink tomorrow.
When he returned to the camp to carry the ox leg and returned to the river, he found that the river water was much clearer, but the fecal content was still very high.
The cow leg was his food, and he had to use a clean water source, so he continued to walk up until he passed the place where the hippo had bathed before, and then went down to the river bank to clean up.
It is difficult to remove the hair from the corbel, so he directly removes it along with the skin.
In fact, cowhide is not only used for blowing, but also edible, but it is too troublesome to remove hair, and there is no pot, it is difficult to boil the cowhide, so I have to give up.
He removed all the beef, cleaned it, and brought back the leg bones.
The beef bone stew is delicious, but there is no pot to stew, and the beef bones can also be roasted and eat the bone marrow inside, but he doesn't plan to eat it either.
Because the bones were so hard, he wanted to use them as weapons.
With a bull stick in one hand, it's very sassy to think about.
After returning to the camp, Xu Mo stirred up the bonfire that had not yet been extinguished, added some firewood, and then went to build a smoker rack.
He had built a lot of smokers, and soon made a simple rack out of the branches he had picked down yesterday, and then collected some leaves, covered the meat, and finally smoked them on the campfire.
Since the amount of meat is not much, it can only be eaten for three or four days, so there is no need to smoke it too dry, and it will be almost the same when it gets dark.
He also kept two meals of fresh meat, and originally planned to roast one to fill his stomach right now, but that bite of hyena meat still has a lot of aftertaste, and he really has no appetite.
Since he had to take care of the bacon and prevent it from being stolen by other wild beasts, he couldn't go anywhere else to pick up branches.
He had to collect weeds in the neighborhood and weave straw ropes in advance.
(End of chapter)