"Even if you want to fight, you have to fight back," Zhang Zhengkai said seriously, "Let's have a duel between men." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said: "Knight duel? ”

"I'll see who dares to do it!" Yu Luying blushed her face and pinched her knuckles - she couldn't make a sound at all, and she bared her teeth in pain.

Really, it's okay to learn what adults pinch their knuckles, what should I do if I pinch a dislocation?

If you want to take care of it, you still don't treat me as a human being?

Oh, I just told him, I won't come really, you panic.

"Haha, haha, don't dare," Xiao Yao said haha: "Ala Mo Duning, talk about civilization, don't use your mouth." ”

"The city government proposes," Zhang Zhengkai continued, "to be a lovely Modu person." ”

"Eat and drink!"

"Eat, eat, o(* ̄) ̄*), hehe."

"When we meet, we smile and enmity!"

"Roll the calves, it's not that easy!"

"A brother is like a brother, and a wife is like a garment! Ouch, what are you stepping on me for! ”

"Who stepped on you?"

"My wife is like clothes, you snatch my clothes, and I will cut off your hands and feet bare-chested!"

"Oh, don't mind brother," Xiao Yao proposed, "In order to save this pair of feet of mine, you can compensate you as much as you want." ”

"Even if you give me the whole world, you can't make it up!" Zhang Zhengkai waved his hand.

"Otherwise, I'll compensate you for a ......" Xiao Yao's eyes were a little erratic: "Daughter-in-law? ”

"Hah!" Zhang Zhengkai said: "The surname Xiao, you not only insulted me...... And insulted my ...... Am I the one who lacks women? Am I missing a woman? Wait......"

He subconsciously glanced at Yu Luying, and added a new layer of interpretation to Xiao Yao's intention to bring this "beautiful bodyguard" to the banquet today.

“？” Xiao Yao reacted and hugged Yu Luying's shoulder: "It's not this, this is not good." This is mine...... It's mine...... Table ......"

Yu Luying twisted her body vigorously and directly broke free from Xiao Yao's clutches: "I have a good idea." ”

"Oh? What a good idea," Xiao Yao showed a rather interested look: "Quick, let's hear it." ”

A naughty smile appeared on the corner of Yu Luying's mouth: "Compensate him for your daughter." ”

Xiao Yao: "? ”

Zhang Zhengkai: "? ”

Xiao Yao & Zhang Zhengkai: "What Shen (Xiao) doesn't regret?!" ”

"Shen?" Zhang Zhengkai looked at Xiao Yao: "You Dragon King has seen too much?" ”

"Haha, yes," Xiao Yao scratched the back of his head: "I look cute on weekdays, but I can't sleep at night." ”

I see you big head.

"How?" Yu Luying smiled and said, "Isn't this idea of mine perfect?" ”

"Perfect ghost," Xiao Yao exclaimed, "Where is that?" ”

"Why not?" Yu Luying said.

"Yes, Xiao, you still look down on me, fake guilt." Zhang Zhengkai pointed at Xiao Yao with drunken eyes and said.

“？” Xiao Yao lowered his head and thought hard for a while: "Actually, it's not absolute...... No...... No...... No, I have to listen to her own opinion, what age is it, I can't do it with my parents - I'll go back and ask her today. ”

Are you going to come for real? Yu Luying looked at Xiao Yao.

"Hahaha, Brother Xiao is really joking." Zhang Zhengkai laughed and said: "If you can have this heart, I am already very moved - I don't have time to wait for you for decades, besides, what if you look like you?" ”

"Go to Nima," Xiao Yao scolded with a smile, "What's wrong with me?" What's wrong with me? I'm telling you—"

Xiao Yao moved the chair under his buttocks and hooked Zhang Zhengkai's shoulder: "Brother, let me tell you, when the time comes, I will call you brother, you call me Dad, and we will each talk about it." ”

"Xiao Yao, you've drunk too much!" Yu Luying shouted.

"What the fuck, you don't just want to be my woman, you want to be my father?" Zhang Zhengkai slurred and said, "Fuck you." ”

"Holy!" Xiao Yao raised his wine glass: "Dry!" ”

"!" The three glasses collided heavily, and the hops splashed.

In the midst of the staggering, the delicacies on the table were swept away, and there was not even soup left—even the waiters were amazed at the competence of the three boys and girls.

Zhang Zhengkai cried and laughed, hugged Xiao Yao, and told him about the "romance" between himself and Shen Jie - in fact, there is no romance, it is all ordinary social interaction and one-sided self-touching: from the first acquaintance, to slowly becoming friends, to the first confession, until preparing to get engaged and Shen Jie ran away from home for the first time.

Yu Luying frowned secretly while listening, and went to the back to simply go in and out of the left ear, but Xiao Yao listened with relish, nodded while listening, patted Zhang Zhengkai's back from time to time, and interjected two sentences.

In the end, I simply cried with him.

Considering the ...... both of them have with each other Well, relationship and identity, Yu Luying sat aside, and her toes wrapped in white socks cut out a three-bedroom living room in the soles of white sneakers.

You two are not embarrassed, I am still embarrassed for you.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? What am I doing here? What is this place?

Yu Luying asked the waiter with a look of disgust for a pack of drawing paper, took out a few and handed them to Xiao Yao, thought about it, and helped Zhang Zhengkai draw a few more and handed them over.

"Okay," Yu Luying persuaded, "You two, it's okay." ”

"Where did I go? Oh, that's right," Zhang Zhengkai said: "Brother Xiao Yao, I may scare you when I say it, but I know that you will definitely understand and forgive me." ”

"It's okay, you say." Xiao Yao said loudly.

"Actually, in the second half of the summer vacation, when school is about to start," Zhang Zhengkai was already completely drunk: "I kind of want to kill both of you." ”

"Dry ...... Kill? Xiao Yao shook his head.

Yu Luying was taken aback.

"It's just a thought, you know," Zhang Zhengkai continued, "I want to kill her first, then you, and then kill myself." ”

"Why do you want to karma her first, and then karma me?" Xiao Yao continued to shake his head, and he didn't see a trace of surprise or fear at all: "Oh, I see, you are a better person, you are trying to make me feel pain, right?" ”

"Didn't poke." Zhang Zhengkai nodded vigorously.

"Then why didn't you do it?" Xiao Yaole asked happily: "Oh, I understand, you are more courageous." ”

"Xiao Yao!" Yu Luying felt that he was so provoking Zhang Zhengkai that it was obviously not a wise man's doing.

"No, no, no," Zhang Zhengkai's neck and wrists shook from side to side: "It's not that I don't dare, but I can't, do you understand?" An idea is an idea, and putting it into practice is putting it into action, can you understand the difference? ”

"I understand," Xiao Yao said, "reason and morality bind you. ”

"That's one thing," Zhang Zhengkai said, "Have you ever had this kind of experience?" For example, when looking down from the upper floor, there is an occasional urge to jump down, or a thought? ”

"I didn't." Yu Luying said.

Xiao Yao tilted his head seriously and thought for a moment: "It seems that there are really occasional ones." ”

"What will you do at this point?" Zhang Zhengkai asked him.

"I thought it was ridiculous, and then I was afraid," Xiao Yao said, "and then quickly took two steps back and stayed away from the window." ”

“see？” Zhang Zhengkai said.

"I seem to understand what you're talking about." Xiao Yao said.

Zhang Zhengkai: "In a person's life, there may be countless absurd thoughts, or evil thoughts, but the ...... that are really put into practice"

Xiao Yao: "That must be a very small minority. ”

"Rationality and morality, this is what you said, yes, yes, but it is only one aspect," Zhang Zhengkai said: "On the other hand, whether it is cost-effective or not, whether the cost is affordable or not, whether the consequences are affordable to you." ”

Isn't that still not daring? Xiao Yao thought to himself.

Don't say it! Yu Luying instructed.

Know, Xiao Yao thought.

"After all, my father is only my son......" Zhang Zhengkai's voice became like a dream.

"Understood," Xiao Yao nodded, "Totally understood." But why are you telling me this......? ”

"Because," Zhang Zhengkai gasped, his breath full of wine, "I want to tell you, I'm glad I controlled myself, I'm glad I didn't do that kind of stupid thing...... I just learned today that you are a good person, you are a good person. ”

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said.

"You're a good person." Zhang Zhengkai said it a third time.

"Don't worry, after I go back, I will definitely let her ......" Xiao Yao himself didn't know what he was talking about: "If she doesn't listen to me, I'll ......"

"No need...... It doesn't make sense...... I've figured it out......" Zhang Zhengkai's voice became more and more ethereal: "...... I'm a little more comfortable in my heart. ”

Xiao Yao: "(*&¥!)" （&￥（@#！ &￥）））”

Zhang Zhengkai: "......&*(......*)"

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……

By the time Xiao Yao regained consciousness again, he was already lying on his bed.

There was also a man lying beside him.

A woman.

？？？

This made him sturdy and scared a lot.

"What are you doing, what are you doing early in the morning?" Shen Tianyun complained.

"Huh?! Morning? Xiao Yao looked out the window at the bright sky.

"It's almost time for you to get up and go to school," Shen Tianyun told Xiao Yao, "Yu Luying is already making breakfast." ”

"No, what's that?" Xiao Yao held his head, but his head was still very painful.

I'm here on such a big Sunday, and it's gone?

It's going to be Despair Monday?

"I ...... later," Xiao Yao finally remembered: "How did we come back later?" ”

"Of course my mom is going to pick you both up." Shen Tianyun replied in a natural tone.

"Then didn't he meet your uncle Zhang?" Xiao Yao blurted out.

"I saw it, I don't know," Shen Tianyun said, "What's wrong?" ”

"Nothing happened, did it?" Xiao Yao was a little apprehensive.

"What could happen?" Shen Tianyun said disapprovingly.

She wore the big green T-shirt pajamas, lifted the quilt, and got out of bed.

Xiao Yao tapped his temples with his crooked fingers, and was about to ask another question, but Shen Tianyun turned around very seriously: "Xiao Yao, let me ask you something." ”

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yao said blankly.

"How did I hear that Yu Luying tell me," Shen Tianyun's expression was a little angry: "You drank some cat urine and sold me?" Or did you give a second ancestor slug? ”

"Ah......?" Xiao Yao was stunned.

"I can tell you, you make your own wish to pay it back, and wipe your ass yourself—I won't give you an account." Shen Tianyun affirmed solemnly.

"How could there be such a thing!" Xiao Yao shouted: "How can there be such a thing! You listen to her nonsense! She's teasing you. ”

"Really?" Shen Tianyun said with a suspicious face.

The closet door was pushed open, and Shen Jie came out of the closet and yawned long: "Morning." ”

"Early." Xiao Yao said.

At this time, Yu Luying also moved slowly with her left hand and right hand...... No, holding a saucer in his left hand and right hand, he pushed open the bedroom door with his foot: "Morning." ”

"Early."

"Early." Xiao Yao's eyes fell on the bacon omelette on the plate.

He took a deep breath, it was so fragrant.

The sun shines through the curtains on the uneven floor, revealing dappled spots of light, which is the beginning of a new week full of energy.

(End of chapter)