Chapter 80: Swordsman, Barbecue, Weasel
When Chen Yun entered the painting in the wall in the misty lake, he vaguely heard someone behind him shouting to him, but he ignored it as if he was dizzy and entered the painting.
Sure enough, the painting on the wall was a portal, and he easily stepped through the portal to find himself in a courtyard.
But when he arrived at this courtyard, he seemed to have forgotten a lot of things.
"Xianggong, what are you in a daze? Help me push the swing up! ”
A woman's coquettishness made him turn around, and a passionate red dress wrapped around a woman sitting on a swing.
What is more enthusiastic than the red dress is the woman's figure, and the soul-seducing eyebrows and eyes under the cloud temples seem to be happy and angry, which should be ...... It seems like...... Is it your own lady?
"Huh? Oooh! Here it is, here it is! ”
He was a little stupid at first, but he quickly reacted and helped the lady push the swing, which was naturally the right thing to do.
He walked over, gently pushed the swing, and then asked the doubts in his heart: "Lady, why are you and I here?" ”
This cloud sideburns are slightly close, the eyebrows are like distant mountains and green daisies, the eyes are clear and watery, the nose is like a timid, the mouth is red with beads, and the skin is like condensed fat The woman laughed softly: "This is my home, you are my father-in-law, I am your lady, where will you and I be at home if I am not at home?" ”
Chen Yun nodded, what he said seemed to be right.
The woman laughed coquettishly again: "I'm afraid that Xianggong hasn't eaten yet, and he doesn't even have the strength to push the swing!" ”
said this, Chen Yunxin said, I am born with divine power, can I suffer this grievance?
So with a hard push, the long swing swung to the sky, and the silver bell-like laughter of the lady on the swing continued.
Suddenly, there were several whispers of women in the distance: "Ah! Sister flies so high, brother-in-law, we have to fly too! ”
As the voice came, several more beautiful women came to the courtyard and looked enviously at the lady who was swinging in the air.
These are your own sisters-in-law?
Chen Yun couldn't help but wonder, he seemed to remember that he didn't have a sister-in-law!
Did you remember wrong?
If you remember wrong, you remember wrong, he is definitely not greedy for the beauty of these sisters-in-law, the most important thing is that his brother-in-law takes care of his sister-in-law, isn't that a normal thing?
I don't know when, there are a few more swings here, and a few sisters-in-law are one by one, all of whom are his brother-in-law, helping to push them into the sky.
He didn't know that in front of the wall of the corridor, his body was still standing stupidly, staring straight at the painting on the wall, not moving in the slightest.
Beside him, there were thirty-six rakshasa ghosts alerting a bearded swordsman not far away.
"How did the Rakshasa ghost in the underworld come to the yang world?
Who was that young man, and how could there be so many rakshasas following?
But looking at the monstrous luck, these rakshasa ghosts shouldn't like it!
Why follow this young man?
But it's a pity, I'm afraid that there is one less young man with monstrous luck in this world, and there will be one more six-rooted quiet little monk! ”
Since there was a rakshasa ghost guarding the young man's body, the bearded swordsman did not come forward, and the young man had already looked at the paintings on the wall, and no one could save him except when he came out.
But after coming out, I still am not myself, so let's talk about it.
To tell the truth, seeing a young man with monstrous luck being plotted, he also wanted to go up and save him, but unfortunately he didn't have the ability.
Someone may be able to save it, but it is never themselves.
So the bearded swordsman simply ignored it and went around behind the wall of the corridor, where there was a hill with a small hole that was not too big.
The swordsman spat out a small sword the size of a finger from his mouth, put it in front of a hole, and pinched a sword trick.
Then he whispered: "Go!" ”
Directly, the little sword turned into a faint light and drilled into the hole, and after a while, with two weasels squeaking in the hole, after a while, the little sword flew out on the weasel's head.
The weasel is more than half a human tall, isn't it the same weasel that led the Rakshasa to the wall of the corridor just now?
If Chen Yun saw it, he would know that the weasel in the painting on the wall was not the one he was chasing.
On one of the weasel's paws, he was still clutching a jade, and the other paw was clutching a hammer that had been knocked out.
The swordsman reached out and plucked these two things from the weasel's corpse, and grasped them so tightly that even if he died, he still clung them very tightly, so he could only use the action of pulling.
After pulling it down, he grabbed it in his hand and looked at it, and muttered to himself: "This thing and this mural have saved how many people have entered the Buddha Gate!"
If this thing is in the hands of a monk, I naturally don't dare to grab it, so as not to get involved in the cause and effect of Buddhism.
But it's in the hands of monsters, and it has nothing to do with Buddhism!
If you meet someone who knows the goods, you can exchange it for a lot of wine money if you sell it! ”
After saying that, he was overjoyed and stuffed things into his arms.
Then he returned to the courtyard, regardless of the dozens of evil ghosts Shura, he directly lit a fire in the courtyard, and the materials for the fire were naturally taken locally.
The weasel, which weighed dozens of pounds, was skinned by him lightly with a small sword, but when the small sword was skinned, he seemed to be a little reluctant, and he shook a few times, which he ignored.
Skinned, disemboweled, water and head removed, as for the demon pill still with blood, he put it in his mouth and swallowed it without washing it.
I'm not afraid of demonization!
Dozens of Shura, looking at the bearded swordsman with a few wooden sticks, passed through dozens of catties of weasels, and set them on the fire.
But they didn't dare to pounce on it, because they faintly sensed a threat in the swordsman, a mortal threat.
Their instincts, suppressing their bodies that were already ready to move, instinct telling them that their blank brains would die if they rushed up.
After rubbing salt on the carcass of the weasel with its head and fur, and then starting to grill it next to the fire, the swordsman began to meditate and breathe by the fire as if no one was around.
He wasn't even worried that while he was meditating and pranayama, one or two rakshasas from here would jump over and gnaw him.
Chen Yun in the painting has been married for decades, during which he married seven wives in a row, that is, he married all six sisters-in-law of his wife.
And he also won the champion when he went to Beijing to catch the exam, began to be an official, and then rose all the way, and even became the prime minister and the prime minister, and the power leaned towards the government and the opposition.
Even the emperor did not dare to disobey him at the court meeting, his power was too great.
He vigorously developed education, and what he wanted to do most was to let all young people in the world have the opportunity to learn.
He built straights, and he told the emperor that the extent of a country's territory depended on the speed at which the horses and chariots arrived.
He vigorously promoted agriculture, and ordered scholars to record the farmers' farming skills, and cooperated with experienced old farmers to improve their planting methods and increase yields, so as to feed more people.
He also built workshops, saying that only workshops could change the inevitability of land annexation.
He didn't know where he got this knowledge, but he did, and he knew that it would be good for the people.
The original intention of what he did was for the country and the people, and he thought that he would get the support of the emperor and the help and understanding of the courtiers, so his attitude may have been a little tougher and more anxious.
He went through decades in the painting, but outside the painting, the time only came to the middle of the night.
The bearded swordsman didn't know where to sleep, there were only thirty-six rakshasa ghosts in the courtyard, and Chen Yun's body stood there fixedly.
Suddenly, there was movement around them, and then five or six weasels, almost half a man tall, appeared around and approached in this direction.
And while approaching, he attacked and provoked the Rakshasa ghost.
Luo Sha Ghost originally relied on instinct to move, and it was also instinct to stay by Chen Yun's body, and when he was provoked at this time, naturally more than a dozen of them rushed out and rushed straight at the five or six weasels.