Chapter 92: The drum of grievances at the gate of the county ya
Hearing that the barbecue was about to start, all the officials present were gearing up and puffing their sleeves, and they wanted to help.
"Where do you need to use human hands, although the left deputy head is open, although I don't know much about eating, but it's not a problem!"
Chen Yun was not hypocritical, he brought seventy or eighty catties of meat, which he had broken up the muscles and flesh, salted the spices, cut it into three-finger-wide pieces of meat, and brought a bundle of wicker.
"Sharpen the wicker and put the meat on, I've already patted the demonic nature inside, you just need to grill the meat skewers at the right temperature, and then you can use the demonic nature inside!
You can't help with this baking process, I'll have to do it myself! ”
Li Zhutou happily took it, and those who use knives all day long sharpen wicker sticks, which is naturally not a problem.
A group of officials cleaned their hands and began to string up tiger demon meat, but they were quite curious: "This tiger demon meat, this is the first time I have seen it, this meat is really thick, and the color is different from pork!"
It's really hard to string up, and you can't wear it! ”
Indeed, even if the wicker is sharpened, the flesh of this tiger demon can't wear it, even if it has been cut into small squares three fingers wide, but this toughness is too strong, and the sharpened wicker really can't wear through.
"That's right! With such a strong tiger demon meat, it is a question whether it can be chewed when it is cooked! ”
The officials who couldn't wear the thin wicker with the thickness of their index fingers were a little skeptical that the meat was cooked and whether it could be eaten.
Chen Yun, who was picking charcoal, patted his head at this time: "Blame me, blame me, I didn't think about it!" ”
After speaking, just as he wanted to go into the house to get his pig-killing knife, the ninth girl saw him get up and knew what he wanted to do, so she said, "I'll go get it!" ”
went in and took the pig-killing knife and handed it to Chen Yun.
After Chen Yun took it, he handed it to Luo Dutou: "Dutou, this knife has a bad breath, and it is sharp and sharp, it is most suitable for piercing a hole in the meat piece, so that it is convenient for the big guy to use wicker to pass through!" ”
Luo Dutou took the pig-killing knife, he didn't sense any evil energy, but since Chen Yun said that there was, then there must be.
"Brother, look at my old Luo's craftsmanship!"
Sure enough, this pig-killing knife poked a hole in the tiger demon meat, which was the same as poking tofu with a wooden stick.
Chen Yun had already blown the charcoal fire, everyone had dressed a lot of meat skewers, and Dunzi was already drooling and waiting beside Chen Yun: "Brother-in-law, how long will this meat be roasted!" ”
Chen Yun smiled: "Don't worry, no matter how long you roast, the first skewer is yours!"
However, this string of meat is one catty, and you can only eat this catty after you have to eat this catty!
Moreover, this pound of tiger meat, it takes three hours to practice the knife to eliminate the medicinal power, you can think about it!
To eat or not to eat! ”
Dunzi's eyes widened: "What, you have to practice knives to eat meat?" ”
Old man Zuo sat aside and snorted: "Or do you think that you can eat any meat in this world?"
It's not your brother-in-law's conditioning, ordinary people who dare to eat this demon meat, and they will become monsters after eating it!
Even if your brother-in-law removes the demonic nature on this tiger meat, it will also become a medicinal nature, and you are a little person, eating this pound of tiger meat is like eating a pound of century-old ginseng.
If you don't practice the knife for a few hours and use this medicinal power, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep all night tonight! ”
So so, Dunzi had no choice but to nod: "Oh! All right! ”
The most important thing is that the aroma of meat that has been emitted on the skewers is already hooking people's noses, or the gluttonous insects that make the little guy feel that practicing a knife for three hours is nothing!
This is not a whisper, of course everyone heard it, Luo Dutou asked on the side: "Old lady, then when I finish eating, do I also have to go to the school of the county government and practice knives and guns for a few hours?" ”
Old man Zuo had already learned from Chen Yun that tiger meat had the effect of being reborn, and with such a powerful effect, how could he not need to use the power of medicine?
"That's natural, if you eat too much, it's natural to use the medicinal power, but if you only eat one or two bites, naturally you don't need to say anything to practice knives and guns for a few hours, just go back to sleep, that's it!
But food comes first, are you willing to eat only one or two bites?
Since you have brought wine, you have wine and meat, so you must eat to your heart's content!
Since you have eaten to your heart's content, you have to pay the price of having fun! ”
Li Zhutou nodded, agreeing with what the old man said: "This is nature!"
But, old lady, I have a doubt.
There was a man in the next county who grabbed a prey with a lone wolf with a knife, and the prey was a deer.
The deer had just been bitten to death by a wolf, and the bite was bleeding from the throat.
Seeing that the fallen deer was bleeding from the throat, the man felt distressed, so he leaned in and took the deer's blood.
The man drank a full belly of deer blood, until no more blood came out of the deer!
But the man had just carried the deer home and died!
He conducted an autopsy and said that all the internal organs of this person were blackened by the deer blood, and the deer blood was too replenishing, and people couldn't bear it after drinking so much! ”
After finishing speaking, he looked at the old man Zuo and asked, "If you drink too much deer blood, you will die, so if we eat this tiger meat, will we eat too much?" ”
This is what he thought of when he heard Old Man Zuo say Dunzi just now, a pound of tiger demon meat is like a pound of hundred-year-old mountain ginseng.
Chen Yun stood up and said with a smile: "Li Zhutou, if you can eat three catties of this meat, then worry about this matter!"
Besides, although the demon meat that has been conditioned by me has medicinal power, it is not the kind of tiger and wolf medicine, and the medicinal properties are much more docile.
Even if the human body cannot fully restrain it at that time, it will also store part of the medicinal power in the body, and volatilize the medicinal power in daily work to promote the rebirth of the body!
So don't worry!
It won't go unfilled! ”
The last sentence is, of course, a joke, how can a man say that he is false?
Of course, Li Zhutou would not admit it, and of course, it was impossible to stop Chen Yun from joking with him.
Under the mouthwatering of everyone, dozens of catties of meat skewers were finally baked!
There were no other dishes, only barbecue and wine on the scene, and after everything was ready, they were waiting for Chen Yun to say the opening speech.
"There's nothing to say, just say in advance, this meat is strong in medicine and can replenish people's spirit, which is why it's easy to be full when you eat this meat!
But whether you are full or not, you must eat enough skewers, and each skewer must have at least a pound of meat!
Why eat enough skewers?
Because this meat needs to be eaten in sufficient quantities before it can be reborn in the body!
It's like taking medicine in abundance!
Come, everyone eat and drink well! ”
After speaking, he raised the wine bowl and saluted the old man Zuo, and the next is the time to eat.
The Nine Girls and Dunzi are not involved in drinking, they have their own tables in the hall.
"Huh? This meat is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, it is not tough at all, a bite is a bite, and the juice is delicious!
Oh my God, what a fairy delicacy this is! ”
As soon as Luo Dutou took a bite, his eyes widened instantly, and he almost swallowed his tongue into his stomach.
As soon as the meat entered his stomach, he could even directly feel that the piece of meat had turned into a ball of qi in his stomach, filling the entire stomach space.
He's full!
Just one bite, just one bite, he actually felt full!
At this time, he finally understood why Chen Yun said in advance that he must eat enough pounds!
One bite is full, which means that you have to hold a pound into it!
Not only him, but all the officials present!
Old man Zuo finally understood, why did so many people roast dozens of catties of meat?
It turned out that even if every bite was delicious, every bite was delicious, and I almost swallowed my tongue, but after all, I still held my stomach.
When everyone eats enough pounds, no one can eat it, but the strange thing is that although they can't eat meat, wine can indeed be drunk.
I thought it would take a long time to eat this meal, but I didn't expect that it would take a long time just to bake it, and it would only take a short time to eat.
Then the big guy had to rush back to the county school to practice swords and guns, and at the same time brought a pound to the county honor, and the other brothers on duty, each of whom brought some.
Night.
At the gate of the county yamen, someone finally came, and he actually didn't go to beat the door, but to beat the drum at the yamen.
Drum of grievances!
If the father and son are here, you will find that this person is very familiar.
This is the leader of the group of splashes who blocked the father and son who wanted to rob the property.
It's just that if you say goodbye, I'm afraid you may not be able to recognize it, because this person looks quite scary now!
(End of chapter)