Chapter 174: Stop the Journey to the West? Look at me, Li Xiaobai directly slashed two watermelon knives from Lingyundu to Da Lei Yin Temple!
Half-asleep, Zheng Zhe opened his eyes, and was greeted by a lush woods and unconscious teammates and newcomers on the ground.
Of course, what attracted his attention the most was looking at Li Xiaobai and Zhang Jie who woke up earlier than him, Zhang Jie was counting the number of people on the ground at the moment, and then looked at the task on his watch after he counted it, which made Zheng Zhe's heart suddenly, with Zhang Jie's strength to make him show this expression, the difficulty of the task of this horror movie can be seen.
However, when he set his eyes on Li Xiaobai, the worry suddenly drifted away with the other party's movements, and he didn't care about anything else, Zheng Zha hurriedly stood up from the ground and rushed up with an arrow to stop Li Xiaobai from putting his hand on the waistband of his trousers.
"Huh?"
Li Xiaobai felt that his movements were sluggish, and he looked behind him with that force, and saw Zheng Zhe's flustered expression.
"Zhazi, what are you doing?"
But Zheng Zha didn't answer Li Xiaobai's question, but said to him inexplicably: "Brother Bai, this is not good." ”
After speaking, Zheng Zha also moved his eyes to the girl with a strange temperament lying under Li Xiaobai, and the meaning was self-evident.
Li Xiaobai is not a fool, looking at Zheng Zha's strange eyes, he naturally knows what the other party is thinking, and he angrily said: "Phew! Zha Zi, your mind is full of stuff, I'm not you flowery monkey, I'm just hiding things! ”
"Hiding something."
"Of course it is..."
Li Xiaobai's words froze at this point, and the originally indignant face immediately widened his eyes after reacting, and looked at Zheng Zha in disbelief with a shocked expression, which shows how unacceptable it is for Zheng Zha to calculate people.
"Zheng Zhe! You count me! ”
That's right, of course Zheng Zhe believes in Li Xiaobai's character, so the interjection just now is a delaying tactic, he just wants to know what Li Xiaobai exchanged for the main god in the end, after all, if this horror film does not resurrect the Ankh, even Li Xiaobai may die here.
And according to Li Xiaobai's rebellious character, letting him safely exchange the Rebirth Ankh is no different from killing him, and it is estimated that he has exchanged some powerful props to be with Sun Wukong or Rulai hard steel.
But looking at Li Xiaobai's expression of not saying anything after beating him to death, Zheng Zhe had no choice but to give up asking, after all, he couldn't just take off Li Xiaobai's pants and snatch that thing.
Let's not talk about whether you can grab it, just by taking off Li Xiaobai's pants, Zheng Zhe probably doesn't have to die in the hands of Rulai, who appeared last, and will be killed by Li Xiaobai in the protective shield of the main god first.
Therefore, Zheng Zha had no choice but to sigh, and then the thunder flashed in his hand, Li Xiaobai was naturally keenly aware of something, but when he stared at Zheng Zha suspiciously, the others also woke up at this time.
And Zheng Zhe also took this opportunity to take two quick steps back and get out of Li Xiaobai's sight, according to his understanding, Li Xiaobai, who didn't pay attention to him, estimated that it wouldn't take long to forget about it.
Sure enough, after everyone was sober, after Zhang Jie opened his mouth to say the task, Li Xiaobai left all the things just now.
"The main quest is to stop Chen Xuanzang from traveling to the west, complete and reward the whole team with a C-level side plot, and the mission will be obliterated if it fails."
"This time, the main god seems to want us to die, and the task of stopping Journey to the West can be released, isn't this forcing us to fight with Rulai?"
Zhang Jie said with a headache.
The story of Journey to the West tells the story of the rampant demons during the Tang Dynasty, and the exorcist Chen Xuanzang relied on a fat monk (Rulai) to give 300 children's songs to subdue demons and subdue demons.
Later, they met again in a mountain inn, and together they dealt with the pig demon in the inn that killed people and made meat, but they were defeated by their opponents and fled.
Later, in order to prevent the pig demon from killing on a large scale, Chen Xuanzang relied on the guidance of the fat monk to go to Wuzhi Mountain, and asked Sun Wukong to seal the pig demon pig Gangguan who opened a black shop to kill people, but on the way, Chen Xuanzang fell into Sun Wukong's scheme and unlocked the seal to suppress Sun Wukong, causing his crush Ms. Duan and a group of exorcists to die in the hands of Sun Wukong.
In the end, Chen Xuanzang relied on a book of 300 children's songs that were torn apart by Ms. Duan and re-fitted together, learned the story of the Great Day Rulai Sutra, suppressed Sun Wukong, and took the fish demon and the pig demon to learn the scriptures in the west.
Although it is different from the often-heard Journey to the West, the general direction is basically the same, but the character and strength have changed somewhat.
It seems that Chen Xuanzang, who finally learned the Great Ri Rulai Sutra, raised his hand and made a Buddha's Dharma Heaven and Earth that was bigger than the earth, just the Buddha's skill could cause such terrifying power, not to mention the strength of the real Buddha who had been promoting the process of Chen Xuanzang's epiphany.
Just by relying on that scene, which is larger than the earth, we can see that the real Buddha is at least a fifth-order existence, and the cost of opposing this existence is estimated needless to say.
Chu Xuan, who was on the side, looked at the task on his watch and frowned and analyzed: "The reward of the task is too small, and it is completely disproportionate to the difficulty of this task, so either this task has some kind of tricky way to complete it, or the main god judged that we had too many reward points in the last horror movie and deliberately reduced the reward of our team." ”
The little fat on the side complained with a slightly dissatisfied expression when he heard this: "If it is really the latter, then the main god is inevitably a little too stingy." ”
"I'm not surprised that the main god has done anything to this dog thing, think about how to complete this task first, or let's directly kill Lingshan from the Great Lei Yin Temple to Lingyundu, cut him for three days and three nights, and give him all those Laoshzi Buddhas, it is estimated that we can stop the journey to the west."
Li Xiaobai took out two watermelon knives from the phagoagogue as he spoke, and talked about his plan on the side, if it weren't for the handsome face that played a role there, the rest of the people thought that Li Xiaobai was possessed by a double-flower red stick in Causeway Bay.
And Li Xiaobai's plan was naturally vetoed by everyone, not to mention whether the matter of cutting down the Lingshan can be beaten, just the setting of the different time flow rate of one day in the sky and one year on the earth in the legend of this plane, with the time they cut, Chen Xuanzang has been on the road for several years and has gone out, maybe the scriptures have been retrieved.
After everyone vetoed it, Xiao Honglu pulled out his hair and took over the conversation: "Although Li Xiaobai's plan sounds useless at first glance, it is not unreasonable. ”
"Huh? Little Red Donkey, you are mentally ill and infected by Li Xiaobai, the Buddha who is bigger than the earth, you beat your head. Zhan Lan questioned Xiao Honglu inexplicably.
But before Xiao Honglu could speak, Li Xiaobai was unhappy at first: "Zhan Lan, don't scream!" Mentally ill people have never heard of a wide range of thinking, and besides, you, a person who can't even do math problems, are not qualified to despise him here! ”
Zhan Lan's face was red by these words, and he stood up angrily and was about to fight with Li Xiaobai, but fortunately, the rest of the people knew the severity and hurriedly pressed Zhan Lan down, and then Zheng Zha smiled and asked Xiao Honglu: "Okay, don't sell it, if you have any ideas, you can say it." ”
If no one interrupts Xiao Honglu, he naturally wants to continue: "According to Li Xiaobai's meaning, without the instructions and operations of those guys in the sky, there will naturally be no such thing as Journey to the West, and thinking about it the other way, without Chen Xuanzang and others to learn the scriptures, then Journey to the West will naturally not be established, of course, this situation is just a delaying strategy, as long as the monk is still there, they will sooner or later get a Li Xuanzang, Tang Xuanzang will come out, but maybe we can return as long as we stop this Journey to the West, that is enough, As for what happens in this world, it's none of our business. ”
"So my idea is that as long as I kill all the guys in Journey to the West before Chen Xuanzang has an epiphany, such as the river demon in the fishing village and the pig Gangguan who opened the inn, and finally Sun Wukong who stays in the Lotus Cave, these are all characters who have a lot of proportion in Journey to the West, without them, Journey to the West will at least be delayed for a while, and we will be able to complete the task."
"If it really doesn't work, then take Chen Xuanzang too..."
When the words fell, everyone showed a contemplative look, but at this time, two voices sounded at the same time: "I don't think it's good!" ”
The rest of the people turned their heads to see that it was Li Xiaobai, Zheng Zhe and others who said it.
Zheng Zha looked at everyone's eyes and looked at them, and then explained: "First of all, Chen Xuanzang is a good person, I don't want to do anything to him..."
"Secondly! It's enough to kill the demon, maybe Rulai can still turn a blind eye, if Chen Xuanzang is really killed, not to mention whether the task can be completed, maybe it won't even be too late to return and kill us, even if there is a rebirth ankh in case the task is not completed, our return will be wiped out by the main god, the risk is too great. ”
Zheng Zhe's face was calm at the moment, and he even helped the non-existent eyes on his face and analyzed word by word, and everyone didn't have time to react to whether Zheng Zha had entered the third order of the gene lock, and they were startled by Li Xiaobai's seconding of the proposal!
Looking at everyone's dissatisfied gaze, Li Xiaobai continued with a smile: "You should have all seen this movie." ”
Seeing that the rest of the people nodded in conviction, Li Xiaobai continued: "Isn't that the end, this series of love at first sight, love, death, epiphany, it's all done by the old bald donkey to learn from the West, don't do the culprit, what are we doing bullying an unknowing victim!" ”
Everyone was silent, and then the sound of patting their heads and foreheads kept ringing, and Zhang Jie came up and patted Li Xiaobai's shoulder and said helplessly: "I also know, but the key is that we can't beat it." ”
When Li Xiaobai heard this, he slapped off Zhang Jie's palm angrily and said, "Brother Jie! How do I usually teach you, can't you play tricks if you can't beat it? Besides, who said that we can't beat Rulai, even if we can't beat it, can't we call for help? ”
Zhang Jie was stunned by Li Xiaobai's words, but before he could ask anything, he was interrupted by a thick voice on the side: "Where is this place, who are you?" ”
(End of chapter)