Chapter 185: I can't bear Chen Xuanzang's main quest
At this time, Zhan Lan came over and explained with a smile: "We are the exorcists, this person is our leader, when we caught the fish demon today, we were hit in the head by the tail of the fish, so there is something wrong with our brains, and sometimes we will talk nonsense." ”
Women and women are easier to communicate with.
Miss Duan slid the silver ring in her hand to her wrist again, "Oh, it turns out that there is something wrong with my brain." ”
Then.
Li Xiaobai also broke free from Zhang Jie and regained the right to speak, "Hey, if you have an opinion about me, don't slander it, where can that rotten fish hurt me, I have a problem with my brain, it's not a day or two, before I crossed, I was a member of the abnormal human center." ”
Most neuropathy is taboo for others to say that they are neurotic.
But Li Xiaobai did not shy away from the problem that he was a neuropath, but showed off very much.
This is also where he is invincible.
Miss Duan frowned, "I don't care who you are, but don't delay me to catch the pig demon." ”
Li Xiaobai immediately changed his face and said: "Hmph, why, we are also going to catch the pig demon, as the so-called peers are enemies, I will stop you?" ”
Miss Duan glanced at Li Xiaobai.
This guy is a bit unserious.
"Heh, I don't talk to people with bad brains"
Miss Duan said, and then strode past Li Xiaobai and walked towards the front of the official road.
Li Xiaobai was angry when he heard it: "Your brain is not good!" Pig Gang is not as easy to deal with as the fish demon, you go and wait to eat it! ”
Listened to this.
Miss Duan stopped.
Li Xiaobai saw that his words moved Miss Duan, so he continued to mock: "You level 6 jungler has gone to gank level 18 to be singled, and it is estimated that you will take your whole team to send people away." ”
The members of the Zhongzhou team couldn't help but laugh at Li Xiaobai's description, and Miss Duan's face turned red with anger!
Although her strength is not bad and she has a family heirloom magic weapon in her body, she was also a little unconfident by Li Xiaobai's actions, and for some reason she couldn't help but bump into a deer when she saw a long-haired man in a cloth shirt in Li Xiaobai's team.
Therefore, she directly snorted coldly and turned her head back to the car and said.
"Okay, I can't beat it, I'll see if you can beat it!"
Now the Zhongzhou team is full of talents, and Zheng Zhe has just broken through the third order of the gene lock, if this woman wants to see Li Xiaobai, their idea of eating deflated will be doomed to fail!
However, they didn't expect that Miss Duan would actually meet Chen Xuanzang like in the original book, and through the unique intuition between women, Zhan Lan had already judged that Miss Duan had fallen in love with Chen Xuanzang, who was eating bananas on the ground.
It is estimated that the reason why she stayed was not only to see Li Xiaobai and others make a fool of themselves, but also because of Chen Xuanzang.
It's not okay to do this, if you let the characters in the movie world mess around, it is estimated that Journey to the West will be unstoppable.
Zhang Jie had to use his spirit to link: "Why don't you let me use the eye of suggestion to lure them away?" ”
But Li Xiaobai smiled and said, "I have my own arrangements!" ”
Looking at Li Xiaobai's confident appearance, Zhang Jie felt that he had some kind of ghost idea, and Zhang Jie didn't say anything at that moment.
Nothing was said all night, early the next morning.
The joint pig killing team formed by the Zhongzhou team and Miss Duan in a wonderful way officially set off.
Li Xiaobai cheekily climbed onto the roof of the car with the members of the Zhongzhou team and rubbed the car, at first Miss Duan didn't agree, but when Li Xiaobai stuffed the bewildered Chen Xuanzang into the car, Miss Duan immediately changed her face and agreed in every possible way.
As the humanoid blower whirred and blew the airbags in the car.
The wooden car is like a sports car, speeding down the official road.
Behind the roof of the car, stood Zhang Jie.
Zhang Jie still didn't understand why Li Xiaobai wanted to join forces with Miss Duan.
Asked Li Xiaobai yesterday, he didn't say.
So, Zhang Jie whispered to Chu Xuan, the smartest guy in the team.
"Chu Xuan, do you know why Li Xiaobai wants to cooperate with Miss Duan."
Chu Xuan thought for a moment and said, "I don't know." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Jie was a little shocked and said, "You actually say you don't know??" ”
Chu Xuan replied calmly: "I just don't feel the need to say it, I still know Brother Bai very well, he is usually a little crazy, but let's follow his plan reliably." ”
Zhang Jie was confused: "What's going on then?" ”
At this time, Zheng Zhe on the side interjected: "I couldn't figure it out last night, after Chu Xuan's reminder, I understand now, no wonder when I set off in the morning, Li Xiaobai arranged for Chen Xuanzang to sit in the car, and let us all climb on the roof of the car, it seems that this is to give Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan more opportunities to communicate." ”
Zhang Jie was still a little unacceptable: "Isn't that a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?!" ”
Zheng Zha said: "Isn't this obvious, what Brother Bai wants is a sheep into the mouth of the tiger, if Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan get it, then they will go to the fart of the West to learn the scriptures, and go back to the cottage to give birth to a baby, won't our task be completed safely!" ”
Zhang Jie suddenly understood at this time: "Damn! This is a beauty trick for Chen Xuanzang! I thought that Li Xiaobai would only use a kitchen knife to cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. ”
"Hahaha!"
In front of the roof of the car, Li Xiaobai turned his head and frowned in the direction of the three people: "It seems to be ...... Hearing...... You're speaking ill of me. ”
Zheng Qi hurriedly waved his hand: "No! No! Let me say that the most powerful captain in the main god space is the captain of our Zhongzhou team! ”
"Huh, huh?" Li Xiaobai snorted arrogantly: "Shoot less sycophants, I seem to have smelled some pigs!" Everyone's in good spirits! ”
Really.
Not long.
The wooden cart came to an open slope.
The crowd on the roof of the car watched from afar.
A strange inn that looks like a cave, built alone in front of it.
Everyone who has seen the film material recognizes it.
This is the inn that the pig has just opened.
"The aesthetics of this pig are really rubbish, this inn is so ugly!" Li Xiaobai complained.
Chu Xuan reminded on the side: "Brother Bai, do you want the car to stop here, the strength of the pig is much higher than that of the fish monster, there are still some newcomers in our team, wait for the fight, it will not be good if you hurt them." ”
Li Xiaobai very much agreed with Chu Xuan's proposal.
He immediately slapped the roof of the car and shouted, "Stop!" Stop the car! The tourist destination has arrived, and I want to get off the bus to pee! ”
Li Xiaobai found a big tree, spent five minutes, and happily solved his personal problems.
Only then did he slowly return to the wooden cart.
At this time.
Everyone has been waiting for a long time.
Li Xiaobai cleared his throat and said: "Okay, at this moment when I pee, you have probably talked about it, and you are very clear about the situation, there is the nest of Zhu Gangguan ahead, and now we have to divide into two teams, one team stays here as a backup, and one commando, fight with me." ”
"I announce the members of the commando, I, Zheng Zha, Xiaopang, Zhang Jie, Zhan Lan, Zhao Yingkong! Others stayed here! By the way, you can stay honest with that one. ”
The members of the Zhongzhou squad naturally listened to Li Xiaobai's arrangement.
But Miss Duan didn't want to.
Miss Duan immediately shouted, "What? Let me stay, I won't do it! Coming all the way here, if you don't fight with the pig demon, it's not in vain. ”
Chen Xuanzang also whispered at this time: "I also want to go with everyone, after all...... I'm also an exorcist, and I have 300 nursery rhymes, so maybe I can influence the pig to be a hyena. ”
Li Xiaobai didn't give Chen Xuanzang face, and said directly: "My master, haven't you had enough of the hardships in the fishing village?" The wildness of this pig is more ferocious than that rotten fish, do you know how he eats people? ”
"Cannibalism?"
Chen Xuanzang was so frightened that he trembled.
Li Xiaobai bared his teeth, showing Bai Sensen's teeth and said, "Roasted and eaten, the kind that is roasted and oily." ”
Chen Xuanzang's legs were weak, and his body shook a little.
Li Xiaobai smiled and said: "Master, you still wait here, when we catch him, if you want to sing "It's All the Moon's Trouble", you can sing "It's All the Moon's Trouble", if you want to sing "Conquest", you can sing "Conquest", whatever you want!" ”
Chen Xuanzang had nothing to say, but she was still trembling and wanted to go, and Miss Duan also insisted on going.
Li Xiaobai thought for a moment and finally agreed.
And so.
A seven-man assault team has been formed.
After a while, 7 people walked to the inn, only to see that the inn was full of tourists.
Everyone is happily drinking and eating, and it seems that this is a normal inn.
But everyone who has read the information knows that these are all puppet spells of the pig gang hyena.
Pig Gang killed the travelers, peeled the skin, filled the skin with grit, and then used spells to make them move as freely as if they were alive, doing what they had done before they died.
Travelers who don't know the situation come and fall into a devil's cave before they know it.
Miss Duan, as an exorcist with a bit of strength, also saw through all this.
She was not polite at all.
Called a shopkeeper.
Pressing directly on the ground is one, two, three punches......
With every punch, a large piece of the shopkeeper's face deflated.
A few punches later.
The skin brumbles, the grit flies out, and the spell disappears.
A shopkeeper who was alive just now disappeared without a trace.
Miss Duan brushed her hair and spit out a word: "Cool!" ”
Li Xiaobai looked at Miss Duan's violent appearance and said with slight surprise: "My obedient, so violent, if Chen Xuanzang follows you, he will not be subjected to domestic violence every day." ”
Miss Duan had a good time, and she didn't have time to deal with Li Xiaobai's nonsense.
In the inn, there are many dolls.
Miss Duan didn't have time to raise her fists one by one.
I saw her hands flip, and more than a dozen silver bracelets on her wrists flew out one after another.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Silver bracelets flutter through the air, each hitting a figure with unmistakable accuracy.
It's like popping a balloon.
The dolls exploded and disappeared.
Almost instantly.
The inn, which was still lively just now, suddenly became empty.