"One is a wine Mengzi, one is a street runner, one is a sweet otaku, and the last one is an imprisoned heroine who likes to go to the toilet"

When he said these words, Li Hao wanted the game character to break his fingers and say it, but unfortunately he didn't have this function now

Maybe there will be, but Li Hao hasn't discovered it yet.

Wendy always felt weird when he heard this, and then he spoke, "I always feel that aside from the yellow waste in your words, how can the rest be so familiar with it?" ”

Li Hao sat in front of the computer and smiled, can you not be familiar with it, isn't it the god of the four countries

Anyway, if you set out from Mondstadt and head towards Fontaine, Munata and Zhidong, will it suddenly get dark, and then suddenly a Paimon will come out to say something

"Let's explore the area ahead later"

I think when I was wandering around Liyue, I wasted a lot of Teyvat omelettes and large steaks because of this sentence

At the same time, Barbara continued to sing and dance, and the hilichurls were slapped by Barbara for an unknown number of times.

didn't talk about this topic for long, Li Hao pointed to the Ying who was still flying in the sky and said, "Anyway, the Ying above, when are you going to put it down?"

was reminded by Li Hao, and Wendy rang over

"Oops, why didn't you warn me earlier, I almost forgot"

Wendy snapped her fingers casually, and the thousand-year-old wind that dragged Ying disappeared

Ying, who sneezed several times in the air, finally felt the gravity of Mother Earth again

Wind Wings slowly landed in Central Park, and Amber ran to Ying's side with concern, grabbing Ying's arms with concern

"Are you alright?"

Ying smiled and replied, "It's just a little cold."

Can it not be cold, the sky is already very cold, and there is less oxygen, and there is still a fruit wine lake around, and the environment is also humid

didn't faint at a height of 1,000 meters, it can be regarded as Yingmei's physical strength.

Just as Ying rubbed her hands together to see if there was anything still open in Mondstadt and gave her two mouthfuls of hot soup, a man with a black skin and eye patch clapped his hands and walked up to her

"With the power to fight dragons, you're the new storm... Or our guests? ”

Ying: Who do you care who I am, I just want to drink a bowl of hot soup, not hot water, who are you?

"Stormterror has actually started to attack the interior of the city, and it just so happens that you and Kaeya are here, so it's better for us..."

A few pounds and taels of his own, Amber still knows, and Ying is also a foreign guest, how can he let the guest put himself in danger and help a stranger who can't fight with him

Kaeya spoke up in time at this time, "Wait, are there still people at the scene who don't know each other?" ”

"Yo! Hello, my name is Li Hao" Li Hao took control of the character and flew down from the roof of the Knights, followed by Wendy

When Wendy flew down, Paimon always felt that the young man in front of him was a little familiar, wasn't this the person next to the dragon? How could he be here?

Before she could say anything, Wendy was the first to speak

"The best bard on earth, Wendy, Captain Kaeya won't forget me, will he?"

Wendy's tone was a little strange when she said this, but it didn't sound much different from what she would say on a normal day

Kaeya smiled and replied, "How so, my old fellow, this wine smells good, can you let me taste it?"

Wendy immediately put the hundred-year-old cider behind her

"That's not going to work, you can't drink during working hours, right, Amber?"

Amber immediately nodded, "Wendy is right, it is written in the code of conduct of the Knights, you can't drink alcohol while on duty, so as not to cause trouble to others"

"And this one is called Ying, who is Li Hao's partner"

Amber introduced Kaeya to the travelers

"And Paimon"

Paimon flew out and straightened his chest, showing his presence

Li Hao squinted his eyes on the side and said with a smile, "It's emergency food"

Hearing Li Hao say this about himself, Paimon stomped his feet vigorously in the air and said angrily, "Woo! (╬◣ω◢) Li Hao, if you say it again, I'm going to give you an ugly name."

As soon as he heard this, Li Hao became interested: "What name do you want to give me?" ”

Paimon is known to be a nickname, such as the singer, the businessman, the woman and the bad woman

I just don't know what nickname I'll give myself?

"It's called a big-stomach pig, and it only knows how to eat"

"It's too much, Paimon"

Li Hao stomped his feet angrily, compared to them, my nickname is ugly!

even brought animal characteristics, why don't others have this treatment, this is the discrimination of Chiguoguo!

Just as Li Hao was about to have a seizure, Kaeya on the side spoke, and Li Hao also planned to talk about it later

"Alright, that's the end of the fun, can Amber tell me what happened?"

Amber nodded, and then reported the situation to Kaeya, "Here's how it is..."

Looking at Amber's word-by-word report, Li Hao can be regarded as knowing why there is a method of reporting the plot with a black screen in the middle

Because again, the game experience will deteriorate, not to mention, the main thing is that it will waste game time and increase text records.

"I want to find my brother's sister, I found someone who will become my brother, and I went into the city to solve the disaster caused by the Stormterror, is this the case? Amber"

Kaeya synthesized what Amber said, plus a little of her own expression, to synthesize the above conclusions

Amber nodded "yes, that's what it looks like"

Paimon said unconvinced, "But in this summary, why is there no Paimon, Paimon's sense of existence is so low?" ”

Li Hao said with a smile at this time, "It's just emergency food"

Paimon was immediately annoyed and angry, and bit Li Hao's head in one bite

Although Li Hao in front of the computer didn't feel pain, and even felt that this scene was very funny, as a drama spirit (self-proclaimed), he always had to pretend

"Ahhh

Then Li Hao controlled the character to jump left and right

Eventually, Paimon let go, spit out the yellow fur in his mouth, and threatened, "Let's see if you dare to say it again, stinky pig."

Although this threat is not a deterrent to be lost

"You're calling me a big-bellied pig, believe it or not I really threw you into the hilichurl's iron pot and stewed you ψ ('∇ ́)ψ"

Obviously, Li Hao's deterrent power is far more powerful than Paimon's, and Paimon hides behind Ying in fear

In order to break the slightly unkind topic, Ying opens her mouth and explains her purpose to Kaeya

Kaeya looked at Li Hao on the side, and thought to himself, isn't this really your brother?

However, he didn't say anything, but said, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart, strange traveler, but the Aeolone-sama Shenlong can't see the head and the end, and we don't know where to meet him."

After hearing this, Ying was obviously a little lost, but she didn't show much of it

After all, the person who calls himself Li Hao may be his brother, but he has another purpose

For a purpose that might not have existed, Ying explained the purpose of her earlier visit to Mondstadt

After indicating that she would help, Kaeya added again, "Finally, on behalf of the Order, I would like to express my sincerest thanks to you"

"Is there a thank you gift?"

For a while, the atmosphere of searching for relatives was broken, and Kaeya thought to herself, "And said that this is not your brother next to you, shouldn't you post two more missing person notices?" ”