Chapter 14: Your Wife and My Support! (Please follow up!) )
"What did you say?"
Liu Yi shook his head, he was a little drunk, his head was groggy, and he just heard Zhang Ji in a daze what he seemed to say "help" and "teach".
"I said, I have a way to make my sister-in-law obediently listen to my brother from now on."
Liu Yi waved his hand, just as he bragged.
"You...... You don't understand, your sister-in-law is simply hard-hearted. Liu Yi poured another sip of wine, and tears couldn't stop flowing again, "But even if it's a stone, it should be hot in your arms, right?" ”
Zhang Ji shook his head secretly, Liu Yi's appearance, how can he have a little Zuo Sima's appearance, licking the dog alive.
No wonder this guy died so miserably.
"Brother, you're just too good to your sister-in-law!" Zhang Ji snatched Liu Yi's wine bottle and said with a "sincere" face, "Women can't be too good to her, otherwise they will rely on your favor, inch by inch, and take your favor as an obligation." ”
Liu Yi was stunned for a moment, and his slightly drunk head was a lot more sober after listening to Zhang Ji's words.
It seems that when she brought her back to the house when her family was ruined, she seemed to be grateful to him, "Brother Liu" was long and "Brother Liu" was short, it seemed that it was only after she slowly became better and better to her that she gradually became cold to herself.
Could it be that this machine is really good at the art of the maid?
"Brother Xian, what should I do then?"
"If you want me to say, a straight beating is the fastest way! Let her know that her brother loves her and spoils her, but she must know the measure, not the inch! ”
Zhang Ji naturally doesn't have any royal skills, what love experience do you expect a virgin who has been single for two lifetimes to have?
His only experience is that he was arranged by dozens of male villagers in Niushou Village into a short story in which the heroine is a startled salamander, but he has never eaten pork, and he has never seen a pig run?
How many of the emotional masters who taught people to fall in love in later generations have been in love?
It's just that Liu Yi's face collapsed with Zhang Ji's idea.
"Alas, Brother Xian, you don't know." Liu Yi frowned, "My wife has a younger sister, her status is noble, if I dare to beat her, I'm afraid my career will also be greatly affected." ”
Liu Yi occasionally got angry at home because of some of Mrs. Hu's behaviors, and even quarreled with Mrs. Hu. And as a military general, he has a violent temper, so naturally there will be times when he wants to make a move.
But as soon as he thought of Mrs. Hu's sister Hu Meiren, the sister-in-law in the palace of Queen Han who was only favored by Mrs. Mingzhu, Liu Yi put out his thoughts.
Since ancient times, men can't stop the wind on the pillow, if one day Hu Meiren says something bad about him on the pillow of King Han, the end of his career is a trivial matter, and his life will not be guaranteed.
"It's not simple, since the origin is that the brother is too good to his sister-in-law, then be cold to her, so that she is not used to your sudden indifference. It is best to move out directly, so that the sister-in-law can feel lonely, lonely and empty at home alone. Zhang Ji smiled obscenely, "At that time, if you take advantage of the weakness to enter, even if it is a fast stone, it will obediently open the door and welcome guests to the Yellow Dragon!" ”
"Shh Liu Yi imagined the scene of Mrs. Hu being held in his arms by him and let him handle it, and he couldn't help but drool a little, "Is this method really effective?" ”
"That's nature."
"Hahahaha! Good! Then as a brother, try it according to the method of the virtuous brother! Liu Yi patted Zhang Ji's shoulder vigorously,
Zhang Ji smiled secretly in his heart, how can this be fake?
When Mrs. Hu is lonely, lonely and empty, isn't it the time to take advantage of the void.
It's just that the person who smashed Huanglong directly wouldn't be him Liu Yi.
Anyway, Liu Yi is also a person who is about to die, for the sake of this sound and virtuous brother......
Your wife and I raise it!
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Liu Yi finally got completely drunk, but this time he didn't go crazy with alcohol, and he still had a happy smile on the corner of his mouth, maybe he was dreaming of something good.
Zhang Ji stretched his waist, soothed his stiff limbs, and explained that the singer and maid in the room took care of Liu Yi, and then prepared to get up and leave.
As for the money for wine?
Zhang Ji directly took out a few gold coins from the money bag on Liu Yi's waist and paid for the wine, and he himself also fished an extra twenty gold and left.
Just kidding, the brothers all settle accounts, not to mention that they are just verbal "brothers" and "good brothers".
Don't you need money for soiling his clothes?
This dress is worth about two gold, but this is his favorite piece of clothing, and it has to be paid for!
It's not too much to ask for ten gold!
Besides, did he give Liu Yi an idea of not charging for it?
Do you understand the consultation fee?
Isn't there a service charge for eating and drinking?
Is it expensive to ask for another ten gold?
The singers and maids on the side didn't stop Zhang Ji, after all, if it wasn't for Zhang Ji, they wouldn't have been affected when Liu Yi was drunk and crazy before, and they naturally had a little good impression of Zhang Ji.
Even if Liu Yi woke up and asked Zi Lanxuan to return Zhang Ji's share of the money, they didn't care.
You must know that the last time Liu Yi came, he smashed two good Nanmu tables in Zilanxuan, as well as more than a dozen dishes with vegetables and green jade, as well as two yellow horn wine bottles, and he didn't pay a penny.
Zi Lanxuan didn't want to have a bad relationship with this Zuo Sima, and his own family had a big business, so he didn't care about these compensations.
And if there is no Zhang Ji today, Zilanxuan will lose a lot of things, and the mere wine money is a drop in the bucket compared to the compensation for these things.
Zhang Ji put twenty gold into his money bag, hummed a little song happily, and hugged the back of his head.
"Touch it~ Touch it~ The top of the eldest sister's head~ A green silk is dyed like ink~ It seems that the dark clouds cover the sky! Oops~It's like the dark clouds cover the sky~"
It's really a pleasant day, not to mention that I earned 20 gold after eating and drinking for nothing, and there may be some "windfalls".
The more Zhang Ji thought about it, the happier he became, and opened the paper door of the wing.
"Two touches, touches them, the eldest sister's eyebrows, two eyebrows...... it! ”
Zhang Ji, who was humming a little song, was startled by the person standing behind the door, and hurriedly took a few steps back.
"Humph!"
A cold snort came from the tip of the man's nose behind the door, as if he was disdainful of Zhang Ji's timidity.
It's really not that Zhang Ji is timid, but that the person behind the door is really a little crazy.
Dressed in black clothes with gold silk embroidery, gray shoulder-length hair casually draped on both sides, a clean and fair face with sharp edges and coldness, and a pair of deep eyes under the long eyelashes.
"It seems that your guts are more astonishing than your brains."
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PS1: "It seems that your guts are more surprising than your brains" This sentence is Wei Zhuang's original words, I don't know if anyone can remember which plot appeared.
PS2: I may be a little busy during the day, I have to negotiate contracts with customers and sign contracts, and I don't have time to send new chapters, so today's two watches will be sent together while I'm awake!