Chapter 240: Damn it
Qi Jingzhi nodded, knowing that since there are nine roads in this world, the Great Qi Government has clearly ordered that the road in the national capital ends at Kangzhuang, and Meizhou must not exceed five times, so it is impossible to say that there have been painful lessons in ancient times.
It's just that this is a good thing for him, the black and white road gods of Budaijian occupy the side of Erdaqi, and the two of Niutouya hold a four-day thoroughfare, but the road is ordinary.
From this, since that Dao Chenghuang was also enshrined on this road, most of them could not exceed the upper limit of five attainments, and those three mountain spirits could be invited to the banquet by an invitation from Dao Chenghuang, which was also not very powerful.
Seeing that he was silent, Chengdeqi immediately arched his hand, turned around and went to the back kitchen.
Qi Jingzhi looked at the back of the shopkeeper, his nostrils twitched slightly, and he said thoughtfully: "It has such a strong aroma of wine, no wonder it wants to hide in this inn." ”
The spokes on the side opened their mouths widely, but they didn't say anything after all.
Qi Jingzhi saw it clearly, and couldn't help but chuckle: "What? You have a relationship with this shopkeeper who seems to be a wine jar, is this because you are afraid that I will be unfavorable to it? ”
Hearing this, he didn't hesitate any longer, and nodded: "In addition to liking to drink with people, Cheng Lao Qi occasionally gets drunk crazy, but he retreats in the wine cellar at the back, and he is a kind character. ”
"Several times it drank too much, and somehow ran to the Shema Bridge, and threatened to go to the stream to catch the moon, and said that he would fish out our brother too. If I hadn't stopped it with all my might, it would have either been crushed under the bridge by the head of the water beast, or it would have simply fallen down and shattered. ”
"If Engong likes fine wine, just ask it directly, in addition, it is useless to become an old man, and please don't embarrass it."
Qi Jingzhi smiled when he heard this, knowing that in his mind, although he, the Engong, rescued seven brothers from the other party, he had also destroyed two road gods without saying a word, and he was a moody and unpredictable demon lord, and it was common for him to have such worries at this moment.
There was no way to explain this kind of thing, so Qi Jingzhi didn't bother to speak, but just nodded nonchalantly: "People don't offend me, I don't offend people." ”
Seeing that the spokes were obviously relieved, Qi Jingzhi turned to ask curiously: "The shopkeeper has already become a refinement, and it can be easily broken?" ”
Hearing his question, there was an indescribable look on his face: "The suppressive power of the beast head of Xiema Bridge is not something that Cheng Lao can contend with, not to mention this, just say that it has drunk tens of thousands of catties of wine in this life, and its body has long been soaked to a crisp rot, and the porcelain slag will fall down at the slightest bump, and it may break its arms and legs if it falls." ”
"If it weren't for the fact that a curium porcelain maker came to look for it every year and a half to drink, and do some repairs by the way, how could this old man still be free until now?"
The curium porcelain maker who can repair the essence of the wine jar is afraid that he is not a mortal, but it has nothing to do with tonight's events, so Qi Jingzhi did not get to the bottom of it.
He thought about it, and after all, he didn't directly inquire about that Dao Chenghuang, after all, the hall was silent at this time, and although the conversation between him and the loud was not loud, it was enough to be heard by the other spirits.
After a while, Chengde ware came out again, and dozens of wine jars floated behind him.
On each jar is a wooden tray, in addition to the bowl and bamboo chopsticks, there are several plates of appetizers.
As Cheng Deqi raised his finger and pointed, the wine jars and wooden trays flew to the square tables in the hall, and regardless of the number of guests at each table, in short, each table was divided into four portions.
Qi Jingzhi glanced at it roughly, and saw that the appetizers on the two tables of the dead clothes and the different snake Banbi seemed to be some raw meat with a bloody smell, and on the side of the Fengzi Ghost, there were mostly herbs and wood blocks wet with dew.
As for the one in front of him, there are both hot and cold meat and vegetables, most of which are the usual appetizers in the inn, but there is only one that looks quite strange, which is a peculiar fruit shaped like a yam and exudes a fragrance.
For the same dish, the seven spoke boys shared three portions together, and the one in Qi Jingzhi's arms and the Bannu lying on the ground also got a share.
Qi Jingzhi noticed that that kind of strange fruit was actually found in every tray, even the four pieces of dead clothes and the strange snake banbi.
In the southeast corner of the lobby, the maple ghost with a gall grabbed the strange fruit in his tray, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and then said in confusion: "Old Cheng, what kind of fruit is this?" ”
It has a hoarse voice and a strange intonation, barely legible word by word, not like a human voice.
Including Qi Jingzhi, the guests in the hall looked at Chengdeqi, but saw that the shopkeeper only smiled slightly, and did not mean to answer.
At this moment, a sharp voice suddenly shouted outside the lobby, "Has Dao Chenghuang arrived?" ”
Before he could finish speaking, a monster jumped in.
At first glance, this monster looks like a slender old woman, but there are no eyebrows on its face, a pair of eyes are vertical, a red nose, and two fangs come out of its mouth, which is obviously not a good person.
"This is the so-called Xia Shan's vertical eyes?"
Qi Jingzhi had just this idea in his heart, and he saw a golden jar behind him.
The golden vase was about three feet high, and the mouth of the bottle was facing downward, standing upside down on the ground.
Two chubby iron blue hands stretched out from the mouth of the bottle, walking on the ground like two little feet.
Before Qi Jingzhi could take a closer look, another monster bent over the door frame above and came in.
The monster was extremely tall, with four faces on its head, each with no facial features, only seven black holes arranged according to the position of the facial features.
Immediately afterward, its tall, strong, straight body like a tree trunk followed, and when it stood upright, it was a foot tall, to say the least.
The three mountain spirits of Biling Gao Tianzhangren, Xiashan Vertical Eye Po and Baqiu Golden Bottle Child actually came together.
Once inside, they walked to the center of the lobby as if no one was around, unceremoniously occupying a well-placed square table.
Gao Tianzhang and the Vertical Eyed Woman were just that, only to see the two little hands of the golden bottle child on the ground, the golden bottle it was in bounced high, flipped in mid-air, and landed steadily on a bench.
A chubby child broke out of the golden vase, his bare skin was blue and black iron, and his facial features were more like ordinary people, except for a pair of surprisingly large eyes on the top of his head, surrounded by messy red hair, and blinking, he felt evil when he looked at it.
Qi Jingzhi's gaze fell on these three strange-shaped mountain spirits, and he had clearly sensed the restlessness of Heaven and Earth Xuanjian.
Before this, whether it was the spoked boy, the old plaque monster, the Chengde vessel, or the three spirits sitting in this hall, they had never been so coveted by the mirror.
Thinking of this, Qi Jingzhi stared at Xia Shan's vertical eyes and looked at it carefully.
This demon woman's perception is also keen, and she turned her head and glared back viciously, her tone full of malice: "It's another stupid thing who is willing to fall and turn into a cross-eyed, and if you dare to watch the old body unscrupulously, I will tear you into strips of meat and devour you!" ”
Under the mask, the corners of Qi Jingzhi's mouth hooked, a sneer appeared, and he immediately withdrew his gaze, not bothering to say a word about the scene.
The vertical-eyed woman only thought that this red-faced fire demon was afraid, and turned her face triumphantly to look at the food in front of her.
It reached out and pulled it on the plate a few times, hooked a trace of raw meat with its sharp nails, put it in its mouth and chewed it, and said with disgust as it swallowed: "Look, my wife is not wrong, right?" Dao Chenghuang has always been hypocritical and false, and will never entertain us with cross-eyed meat. ”
As for that peculiar fruit, the vertical eye woman didn't even bother to touch it.
Even if the Gao Tianzhang on the side was sitting, he still looked extremely tall, and when he heard the words, he answered: "I expected it a long time ago, this time I brought food!" ”
When it speaks, air jets erupt from the holes in the four faces that represent the mouths, and its voice is like a howling ghost crying in the wind.
When Qi Jingzhi tried to make a bone flute in Xianyu Mountain, there were a few waste products, and it was so poignant and ugly to blow.
Gao Tianzhang lowered his head slightly, and the hole in the mouth facing the square table opened open, and a six or seven-year-old girl was spit out of it.
The girl was dressed in coarse cloth clothes, thin and small, with a vegetable-looking face, her eyes tightly closed, and her breath between her mouth and nose was faint but very regular, as if she was asleep.
"Huh? Such a tender cross-eye meat! ”
Seeing this, the vertical-eyed woman was overjoyed, and immediately reached out and grabbed the girl, but was blocked by Gao Tianzhang waving her arm.
Immediately afterwards, the holes in the mouths on the four faces of Gao Tianzhang spoke in unison, and the height was staggered like a group of ghosts crying at night: "You mother-in-law only know how to tear and chew alive, where do you understand the beauty of this living person's flesh and blood slowly melting in the abdomen?" ”
"This girl tastes so good, I'm going to put her home tonight and eat it when she's regained some strength. Isn't it beautiful that such a thin stream of water can be eaten for three years and five years in a row? ”
was stopped by Gao Tianzhang, and the straight-eyed woman didn't seem to dare to do it again, and looked at the girl with her eyes open, and saliva was dripping down her mouth.
Gao Tianzhang ignored it, opened his mouth and swallowed the girl into his belly again, and the four mouths let out a satisfied sigh in unison.
Qi Jingzhi looked at it from beginning to end, turned over and took out a candlestick and a jasper bowl, and quietly rested them on the table in front of him.
Seeing this, although they didn't know why, the seven spoke boys obediently did not say anything, and quietly moved their small bodies to cover them as much as possible.
Seeing that there was no hope of tasting the taste of cross-eyed meat, the vertical-eyed woman on the other end had already lowered her head, poked around the raw meat in front of her with sharp nails, and said unwillingly: "I have only seen the best cross-eyed meat, how can this dead meat be eaten?" ”
Seeing its appearance, the golden bottle child clapped his hands and laughed: "Why should my mother-in-law be wronged? If you don't want to eat dead meat, then look for some live meat! ”
Before the words could be finished, it suddenly raised a chubby little fleshy hand and flicked its fingers towards the alien snake Sakabi entrenched on the east table.
In an instant, a blue-black streamer flew out from the fingertips of the golden bottle child, and instantly disappeared into the center of Sakabi's eyebrows.
This strange snake, which likes to bite people's armpits and suck human blood, suddenly let out a howl like the roar of a cow, which shook the ears of the guests.
Immediately afterwards, its rabbit head slammed down on the table, although its body was still twitching, the breath on its body suddenly dissipated, and it was already out of breath.
The golden bottle child's spicy hand can be called crisp and neat, killing the nose like killing a chicken, and there is no warning in advance, which can be described as a surprise to the full house.
For a while, there was silence in the lobby of the Xiema Inn, and even the most murderous and murderous Vertical Eyes Woman was stunned.
Gao Tianzhang was the first to react, stretched out his long arm to grab the body of the strange snake Banbi, and handed it directly to the mouth of the vertical eye: "Eat, it's still hot." ”
"The fat in the body of this alien snake is very rich, and it is very smooth to eat raw, and it is extremely delicious when eaten burning. In the past, in winter, Terran farmers burned fields, occasionally burning one or two to death, and the fragrance immediately drifted for ten miles. ”
At the same time, the other face of the high heavenly master faced the golden bottle child, and asked suspiciously: "What is this little snake provoking you?" ”
The two faces of the high heavenly masters were talking to the other two mountain spirits at the same time, but they did not interfere with each other and did not mess up at all.
The smile of the Golden Vase Child remains the same, but because the position of the eyes is really weird, this smile is really unsightly.
I only heard its crisp voice and brisk tone: "This guy dares to attack my neighbors in Baqiu Town, and he still yells and screams at night, so that my aunt can't sleep peacefully, isn't this damned?" ”
Hearing this, Gao Tianzhang and the Vertical Eyes Po glanced at each other, and then nodded in unison and said, "Sure enough!" ”
(End of chapter)