Chapter 93: Toilet God of War
"Let go of me, let go of me, you scumbag."
The little female ghost used both hands and feet, struggling desperately.
His face was full of irritation.
Because of Shen Jian, she was almost dismissed from the Death Villa.
If it weren't for the kindness of the proprietress and her willingness to give her another chance, she would have been a ghost in white and would have left a long time ago.
At this time, when she saw the source of her misfortune, her first reaction was to run, and if she couldn't run away, she vented her emotions.
"Alright, be quiet."
Shen Jian held down the little female ghost, like teaching a disobedient child, and slapped it on the pelvic bone.
Bang Bang Bang!
The crisp sound is endless.
The little female ghost was immediately stunned.
Straight out of the cry.
Sure enough, this human being is a pervert.
As early as after the other party entered the Afterlife Mountain Villa Hotel and took all their special guests away, she knew that this human was not a good thing.
But being taught in person, she never thought about it.
"If you cry again, I'll keep fighting."
Shen Jian said viciously.
The little female ghost stopped crying.
looked at Shen Jian pitifully.
"It's a lesson."
Shen Jian put the other party down and said casually.
"Now tell me about the situation, Aunt Lu, Director Lu told me that you know the twists and turns of the purchasing department."
The little female ghost rubbed her back.
He pouted: "I don't know how you got in touch with Director Lu, but you can find the right person this time, you go to the bloody supermarket to buy ingredients as a human being, and whether you can come back with the ingredients is a question." β
"Is it dangerous?" Shen Jian's eyes lit up.
"Of course, you are the ninetieth unlucky person who went to purchase, and of the previous eighty-nine, only 2 came back alive, or came back with missing arms and legs, and that is not a place where humans can go at all."
Shen Jian bowed.
Not even a 3% survival rate.
It's really dangerous.
β¦β¦
Between words.
A man and a ghost have arrived at a large supermarket.
It's modern.
It's basically not much different from a real-world supermarket.
The little female ghost advised: "The Afterlife Villa has cooperation with this supermarket, if you buy the goods, you need to check the documents yourself, not this line of human beings, even the ingredients may not be able to recognize all the ingredients, let alone things like the unit price, even if you can go back alive, you will often be torn up in the kitchen because of the short catty." β
"You just don't move here, I'll check the bills."
With that, the little female ghost walked to the supermarket warehouse.
Shen Jian also wandered around the supermarket.
The Bloody Supermarket has a wide area, and the goods inside are even more dazzling.
There are not only various foods from the human world, but also a lot of strange ghost foods.
With just a glance, a hint appears on the game panel.
γTurkey Flavored Pot (Edible): Specially made by the chef of the Ancestral Villa, advantages: You can taste fresh. Price: 100 Thriller Coins. γ
[Sanhua evaporated milk (expired): Human world food, technology and ruthless endorsement products, Hextech must have, because it has expired, one spoonful makes people crazy, two spoonfuls make people ascend to heaven, and three spoons include five and a half catties of ashes with a box. Price: 300 Thriller Coins. γ
[Roast chicken (edible) that has been practiced for two and a half years: The food of the human world, only chickens that have been practiced for two and a half years are selected, and the meat is chewy due to regular exercise. Price: 500 Thriller Coinsγ
Shen Jian was thoughtful.
The words of the little female ghost are not all right.
At least when it comes to recognizing ingredients, players can do it.
Just as Shen Jian was thinking, a charming female voice sounded in his ears: "Little human brother, I want to try this hot pot flavored chicken...... Is turkey flavored? It's delicious. β
This tone is a little provocative.
As soon as Shen Jian turned around, a kitsch figure came into view.
Wearing a supermarket employee uniform with a white silk under his feet.
Silky eyes.
Heavy makeup.
At first glance, it is very eye-catching.
Of course, you have to ignore the long knife on the female ghost's chest.
The long knife was stained with blood and plunged straight into the heart.
So, only at first glance.
And the other party's horror level is white-clothed.
Shen Jian immediately lost interest.
But holding the principle that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is meat, Shen Jian still spoke: "Then you can try this hot pot...... Belch...... Turkey-flavored pancakes? β
Nima.
Exactly who took the name.
The study shows that the order of Chinese characters is not fixed, and it can be read and read.
"Of course you can~ But, this guest, do you want to eat turkey-flavored pot rice, or do you want to eat milky white Yukiko more?"
The bewitching female employee smiled charmingly.
"Of course, you shoot one, and I shoot two."
Shen Jian grabbed the hand of the bewitching female ghost and dragged it out.
"By the way, where is the toilet?"
Shen Jian turned around and asked.
The toilet is also a high-frequency area.
It's irritating, hidden, and a little exposed.
Enchanting Female Ghost: ?
Lavatory?
Do you want to be a toilet god of war?
She hasn't unlocked the toilet option in her XP yet.
The bewitching female ghost was a little panicked.
But when I think of her, she's a ghost.
Confidence comes naturally.
"Wait, little human brother, you have to answer me a question first."
"I'll be angry if I answer incorrectly."
As she spoke, the bewitching female ghost pulled out the long knife inserted into her heart and licked the blood from the knife, looking like a crazy critic.
"If I were your girlfriend and someone was assaulted, would you still want me?"
The gaze of the bewitching female ghost became hot, and the hand that clenched the long knife became even harder, and a sickly smile flashed on her face.
Shen Jian was stunned.
It's a Q&A ghost like a rift girl.
Shen Jian stopped, and said without thinking: "Then if I stab that person and am sentenced to ten years, and we haven't obtained the certificate yet, will you still wait for me?" β
Enchanting Female Ghost: ???
Why don't you put this aside to play Tai Chi?
I'm asking you to answer, not kicking the question back to me.
The bewitching female ghost gritted her teeth: "Then if you come out ten years later, I have a child, and it is the person who violated me, will you still want me?" β
Shen Jian's face was expressionless.
"Then if I stab this kid and get sentenced to another ten years, will you still wait for me?"
Enchanting Female Ghost: ......
No, you play with me.
Her eyes widened and her mouth opened slightly.
For the first time, I met a human who could answer the second question.
It made her head crash.
I don't know how to answer.
Subconsciously asked, "Then what if I don't wait for you?" β
Shen Jian smiled, took the long knife in the hand of the bewitching female ghost, and stabbed her heart again in the other party's glaring gaze.
The white knife goes in, and the red knife comes out.
"Then I'll knife you too."
Enchanting Female Ghost: !!
Looking down at her new wounds, the bewitching female ghost couldn't hold back.
You're a tiger.
I obviously just want an answer that can kill you, how do you know how to know knives and knives.
In my last life, I was the reincarnation of a kitchen knife.
The point is that she can't argue with it yet.
But soon, the bewitching female ghost reacted.
The human stabbed her.
"You don't love ......"
"You're so troublesome."
Shen Jian was a little disgusted.
The voice did not fall.
A hammer struck.
While taking out the soul binding bag, he stuffed the female ghost inside.
The whole process is seamless.
One look at it shows that it has been rehearsed several times.
After doing all this, Shen Jian couldn't help but feel a little sorry for the bewitching female ghost.
Because it occurred to him that human energy is limited.
He had to put his limited energy on other people.
This kind of wildflower, it's okay to eat it once in a while.
But if you delay the main course, it will be a bit more than worth the loss.
β¦β¦
Bang.
That's when it happened.
There was movement from the warehouse in the backyard of the supermarket.
You can faintly hear the angry and sharp voice of the little female ghost: "What do you mean by this?" Everyone is short of pounds and two, I dare to do this in you, who gave you the courage? β
Shen Jian's eyes flashed.
There was a little excitement in his eyes,
Oh, there is a contradiction?
He, Lord Yama, is the best at regulating this kind of contradiction.
With excitement, Shen Jian came to the warehouse in the backyard.
The little female ghost crossed her waist and fought with her tongue.
On the other side, dozens of ghosts were carrying ingredients and watching the show.
From time to time, he also showed a flirtatious smile.
A tall and strong butcher ghost was half-leaning on the chaise longue, with a bad aura all over his body, holding a big belly, and the old god responded to the words of the little female ghost.
The little female ghost was so angry that she was full of yin energy.
But there is no way to take the other party.
Shen Jian walked in.
The breath of the living was suddenly sensed by the ghosts.
The butcher ghost showed a slight excitement.
Hideously laughed and said, "Where did the humans come from? β
"I heard that human kidneys are very easy to sell here, so I grabbed him and slammed his kidneys."
(End of chapter)