The maid pouted her little face and said, "Who is the little girl? Don't you look about the same age as me?

Liu Feng was stunned, his face became a little unnatural, and he smiled slightly, and said, "How can you tell me where Fengyue Qiuxue live?" The maid greeted me with a pretty face and said with a smile: "Unless you call me sister, I won't sue you!"

Liu Feng said: "What? You and I call you sister? This is not good?" The maid said: "Do you call it?"

"No sincerity, be louder!"

"Sister!" Liu Feng shouted loudly, causing some visitors to turn their eyes on him, and Liu Feng hurriedly put on his hat so as not to be seen.

"That's pretty much it, come with me!" With that, the maid slowly turned around and walked towards the north of the palace, with the willow breeze following closely behind.

From time to time, a splendid house appeared in front of him, a pair of stone lions at the door raised their heads and roared, as if they wanted to dominate the world, and a golden plaque was hung on the beam: "Princess's Mansion." Liu Feng looked at it, speculated in his heart, and said secretly: "Fengyue Qiuxue sisters turned out to be princesses of the palace?"

The mansion in front of him was gorgeous and gorgeous, Liu Feng was muttering to himself, and the maid beside him slowly poked her head towards him, and said, "Little brother, why are you in a daze? Aren't you looking for the princess? Now that the princess's mansion has arrived, are you stupid?"

Coming back to his senses slightly, Liu Feng said: "What did you say, I didn't hear clearly" The maid was angry, and the little brother in front of her didn't listen to herself at all, when she was farting just now

"I said the person you're looking for is inside, you go in!" the maid's voice was a little reproachful. Liu Feng smiled and said, "Since you are here, you will do good things to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and accompany me in!"

The maid's face froze, and she pouted: "Buddha? Are you like? Buddha is as afraid to see people as you are? It's okay to wear a hat to play? But it's no problem to send you to the Western Heaven, I just need to shout the assassin, and you can go to the Western Heaven as you wish." But if I want to accompany you into the princess's mansion, I'm afraid it won't work, I'm just a maid, how can I be qualified to enter and leave the princess's mansion? Don't you call yourself a friend of the princess? Just go in by yourself, I believe the guards will respect you very much!"

"All right," said the maid, and she left on her own. And Liu Feng naturally stepped on the steps step by step and walked towards the mansion in front of him.

The willow breeze walked slowly, but because it was close at hand, it didn't take long to finally look up and see the majesty and height of the mansion, but a group of guards surrounded it menacingly

"What are you doing?" the guards were dressed in armor and had a solemn look on their faces, and when they saw Liu Feng coming, they surrounded him with bad intentions.

Liu Feng's sleeve robe waved lightly, and he said very politely: "Selling cabbage!"

Hearing this, the guards looked at each other for a moment, and one of the guards couldn't bear to scold: "You fart!" Liu Feng smiled and said, "I didn't fart, you farted!"

Although these guards are all Dharma strength, where is there anyone who is idle and bored to offend them on weekdays? At that moment, when they saw Liu Feng scolding themselves for farting, they all pulled out the big knives on their waists, as if they wanted to hack Liu Feng to death on the spot.

"Guys, please don't do that!

"What is there to talk about, I will hack you to death first, and then I will talk to Hades slowly!" said one of the guards angrily. Liu Feng said: "Do you still have a royal law? In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you actually framed Zhongliang, and even wanted to hack me to death if you didn't agree with each other, this is under the princess's mansion, is it really good for you to do this?"

When a long-faced guard heard Liu Feng say this, he immediately stood up and said, "We won't wronged you indiscriminately, but it's a fact that you just slandered us and other farts, you can't deny it, right?" Liu Feng smiled and said: "The fart was originally released by you, I just told the truth, I don't dare to admit what you have done, can you really block the mouth of the world?"

Seeing Liu Feng's words, among the nine guards, a long and somewhat stupid guard walked slowly, and said with a smile: "There are ten of us here, and everyone has the possibility of farting, so let's raise our hands to vote, the minority obeys the majority, if more than half of them don't raise their hands, thinking that this fart is not for you, then we won't be embarrassed with you, but if the majority raises their hands and thinks it's your fart, then you will die here and it will be justified!" After speaking, without waiting for Liu Feng to reply, he shouted directly: "Voting begins!"

"Brush brush brush" Those guards naturally raised their hands one after another, but what they didn't expect was that Liu Feng also raised their hands

The stupid guard couldn't help but be a little surprised, and said with a smile: "Do you finally understand your sin? So even I can't help but raise my hand, since that's the case, then I'll kill you with a knife!"

Liu Feng was speechless, how could he have thought that there were such strange guards in the princess's mansion, and he sighed slightly at the moment, and said, "I raised my hand not to agree with your point of view, but to identify it with my concept." ”

"Oh, what can you do? Who would admit it if they fart?" asked the foolish guard. Liu Feng's eyebrows stretched, and said: "We have a total of ten people, right? Since it is ten people, let's say that this fart is divided into ten parts, one for you, one for me, and one for each of you, in the end I only get one, and you get nine shares, so of course you have a good chance of getting nine parts of the fart, so the fart is naturally yours, but I am magnanimous and don't care about you, you just need to let me in!"

The guards felt that they were being played by Liu Feng, and suddenly raised the blade in their hands with a tacit understanding, and were about to kill Liu Feng with a knife. Liu Feng shook his head slightly, and said, "If you don't let me in again, don't blame me for being rude!"

The long-faced guards snatched up and scolded, "Do you think it's polite to accuse us all of us of farting?" After saying that, the blades in the hands of the guards emitted silver rays and slashed towards the willow wind!

"You stupid pigs, you dare to hurt people, you should have the consciousness of a pig to be a pig, if you go straight with bad intentions, and still don't repent, today I will beat you until you even spit out the water!"

After that, Liu Feng's sleeve robe waved lightly, and he was about to start fighting with the guards!

Under the princess's mansion, which has always been quiet, there is a group of people fighting together at this moment. The guards cooperated with each other tacitly and surrounded Liu Feng and slashed wildly, but they never cut the latter. Whenever the tip of the knife was about to approach him, Liu Feng always used his agile speed to avoid it.

"Bastard, what kind of hero is jumping up and down?" Finally, a guard could no longer endure Liu Feng's tactics and couldn't bear to scold. During the battle, Liu Feng smiled slightly, moved his body skillfully, and dodged to the side of the soldier who spoke, and said: "Those who are wounded on the battlefield are heroes, since you want to be a hero so much, I will fulfill you!"

Liu Feng didn't exert too much force, after all, these people were people who were Fengyue Qiuxue, but that punch was really not light for the guards. At that moment, he cried out "Ah!" and immediately showed a large bruise on his left eye.

Author's Note: (Two Changes...... ）I1387