Li Haoran was stunned!

Subconsciously took out a black notebook from his trouser pocket,

It records all kinds of blind date precautions, as well as rhythm control and dialogue skills.

Detailed when to do what to do, when to say what to say, taking into account every detail from beginning to end, it can be described as a nanny-level tutorial!

"It's not... How do you know I'm here on a blind date? Also, how did you know this cheat sheet existed? Li Haoran was full of puzzlement.

Gu Wuye smiled mysteriously. "Count."

"Huh? Counted? Li Haoran pouted. Who's going to be? What if I'm a three-year-old? My sister must have told you, right? ”

"Li Haoran!! Put away your willful ignorance, and don't be rude to Big Brother Gu! Li Fang reprimanded with a cold face, so angry that he couldn't do it!

But now is not the time to care about these, and I hurriedly squeezed out a smile and looked at the tall and proud Dugu figure in front of me.

"Brother Gu, I won't tell you anything, I did bring my younger brother over for a blind date today.

However, it is not quite accurate to say that it is a blind date.

17 years ago, when my brother was more than 1 year old, my grandfather once saved a mysterious old man in a war.

This old man's identity is not simple, it is said that he is a high-ranking person in a war zone,

Because of my grandfather's life-saving grace, I made a promise to marry her granddaughter and Haoran.

Now that the two elders have both passed away, my brother and she have also grown up, and they have also reached the age of talking about marriage, so it is time to put family affairs on the agenda, so as to fulfill the last wish of the second elder. ”

"Sister! How can you say everything! Is this what they should know! Li Haoran gritted his teeth and complained!

This made Li Fang laugh angrily.

"Brother Gu and everyone, my brother has seen all virtues, right? is always such a willful self, even without emotional intelligence, and does not know how to behave in the world,

So, even if I designed all the details of the meeting with the woman for him today, I still didn't feel at ease, for fear that he would mess up, and it would be a headache. ”

"Sister!! You're enough! Li Haoran's face was as red as his ass, and he was extremely ashamed and angry. I'll do my own thing! You don't have to worry about it, and you don't need to worry about me!

Other than that! I know all the ways of emotional intelligence, I just don't want to play, I feel tired, and you look down on me too much!! ”

After that,

Tear pull –

I tore the nanny-level black notebook directly on the spot!

"You !!" Li Fang almost fainted, and her voice was extremely distorted. "Li Haoran! You're just fooling around!!

Good! Tear it up, right?

Yes! Later, if you deal with it, you can see how I clean you up, and how your parents educate you when you go home, so that you have no place to cry! ”

"There's no way I'm going to smash!!" Li Haoran gritted his teeth unconvinced: "Although I am on a blind date for the first time in eighteen years,

But it's not that I don't know what a blind date is, I know how to avoid any gray area, and I understand what a woman's minefield is, so it's absolutely impossible to fail, just wait and see! ”

After speaking, he left angrily and returned to the window seat where he had made an appointment with the woman.

Li Fang wanted to chase after her, but she still forgot about it. "Brother Gu, I'm sorry to let you see the joke."

Gu Wuye shook his head and smiled. "No one is born perfect, and no one's life is always smooth, and it is good to try more. What's more, don't underestimate your brother, maybe it will bring you huge surprises. ”

For this reason, Li Fang's heart trembled.

However, he soon laughed bitterly at himself.

What kind of virtue her brother is, no one knows better than her, now that there is no cheat sheet, we will smash it when we meet later!

Well, I hope there will be some miracle. ’

She prayed silently in her heart.

…

… meanwhile

On the elevated highway three kilometers away from the café, a new BMW 3 Series in matte pink is slowly driving towards this direction according to the navigation route.

"I said Mariray, since it's all on the elevated road, can't we drive faster?

Don't forget, you made an appointment with the Li family to meet at 6 o'clock in the afternoon, but now it's 6:30, and you're already 30 minutes late~"

A female voice that seemed to be a reminder, but was actually full of schadenfreude, sounded from inside the car.

It came from sitting in the passenger seat, an eighteen or nineteen-year-old phoenix-eyed woman wearing hip-length jeans with broken edges and a black lace top.

She has an innate baby fat, plump and full, and is about to come out!

A pair of slender and slender weak jade legs have nowhere to place, and they are smiling on the front storage cover, the sunset reflects the incomparably moving luster, and the spring light is faintly emerging, beautiful than all the scenery in the world!

This woman's name is 'Su Rao' enchanting Rao, when a real person is as her name, she is destined to shine wherever she goes, causing a commotion!

However, compared to her sexy and enchanting, hot and powerful, the one who was driving on 'Mariray' was a completely different temperament.

She is like a holy white lotus that comes out of the mud and is not stained, and like a proud snow and cold plum blooming in the extreme cold, cold and indifferent, unattainable, rejecting people thousands of miles away!

Marelli let out a faint 'oh', looking lazy. "If you're late, you're late, and it's not someone else I dated,

Since it was someone else who made an appointment with me, then he had to wait for me to be 30 minutes late, and he had to wait for 300 minutes, even if it was three days, he had to wait for me honestly, otherwise he would leave! ”

"Tsk, it's really grumpy, but I like it, giggle~" Su Rao glanced at her, and a piercing smile sounded.

"But then again, this old man of the Li family, after all, has a lifelong friendship with your grandfather, even if you look down on the Li family, you have to give some face, don't you?"

"Huh, face? I'm already saving face, okay? Marelli scoffed. If I don't give them face, I won't even come.

Tell me, what age is this, and you still give this finger belly as a marriage and engage in a doll kiss?

Oh, the most important thing is that the old man has passed away, and it doesn't count, is his Li family still serious? I really laughed to death, and I was even more angry with them! ”

"That's just as well." Su Rao chuckled. "Then do you know the little grandson of the Li family? Or have you been in contact before? ”

"Nope." Ma Ruirui said lightly: "I have been going to school in other places since I was a child, and my parents naturally moved there to take care of me. In the past 20 years, the two of us have not had much contact, and I don't know anything except that his name is Li Haoran. ”

"Giggle, exciting!" Su Rao licked her tongue excitedly. "It's more interesting to have a blind date like this that you don't know at all, that feeling is like opening a blind box, maybe it will give you a big surprise!"

Marelli was silent.

Thinking about it like this, she more or less has some expectations for this Li Haoran, but don't let her down!

… Fifteen minutes later, the two women parked their cars and walked into the café.

The moment I opened the door, a pungent acidic smell came to my face, and the air was sticky, as if something was sticking to the skin, and the indescribable diaphragm was very disgusting!

Su Rao coughed and said disgustedly: "So the first time I saw a girl, I invited people to this kind of café with a bad environment, drinking cheap instant brew coffee, and enduring the smell of sweat and inferior perfume on those people in the market, I really can't stay for a second!" ”

Marelli also frowned.

But when they came, they always had to meet people, so they simply endured the discomfort and walked towards the position near the window.

And there, Li Haoran sat stiffly and waited for a long time.

Although he has never seen Mareirui in person, he has seen her beauty from the photos, and he is amazed by her cold and dusty appearance and temperament, which is unforgettable.

Therefore, when he saw two women walking towards this side, he recognized the identity of the tall and slender woman on the left wearing a white sunscreen suit at a glance, with an indifferent temperament!!

also hurriedly got up and left his seat, stepped forward to greet him, and said with a smile:

"Hello beautiful Miss Marella, I'm Li Haoran, it's an honor to finally meet you."

"Alright, don't drag those useless ones." Marelli clutched Joan's nose in disgust. "Tell me, who taught you to meet a girl for the first time and come to this kind of place? Are you brainless? Or is the person who taught you brainless? ”

"This ......" Li Haoran's head is buzzing!

He would never have imagined that it would be such a start!

All the opening routines that I remembered before have been forgotten, and the rhythm is all messed up!

During this period, Mareirui also looked at the thin man in front of him with contempt.

Height? If you don't wear shoes and bare feet, it's about 1.67 meters, right?

Let's just say he's 1.7 meters, but so what?

In her eyes, even if she is 1.75 meters, she is undoubtedly no different from a cripple, she is so short that she bursts!

In addition, the height is not to be mentioned.

The key is not handsome enough.

Although the sun is white, it is also... Only the sun is white.

So, to sum it up.

This guy wants money without money, he wants to be faceless, he wants nothing to be poor and frustrated, and he is a dick.

That's it?

Still open the blind box?

Oh, I'm afraid it's not a landmine!

This made her speechless and rolled her eyelids at her sister Su Rao, looking like she should hurry up.

For this reason, the latter is also pouting, not to mention how disappointed and disgusted it is.

"Li Haoran, right? My name is Su Rao, and I am Marella's best friend, and I have a few questions for you. ”

Li Haoran hurriedly bowed elegantly and stretched out his hand. "Hello beautiful Miss Su Rao, Xiaosheng Li Haoran, this is polite, please take care of me when we meet for the first time."

"Huh~ It's really greasy to death, and I don't know where I learned it, it's disgusting." Su Rao's delicate body was trembling, with a disgusted expression,

This made Li Haoran's body instantly stiffen in place, and he maintained a gentlemanly bent posture for a long time, his face was blushing, and he couldn't get off the stage!

However, Su Rao didn't care about his emotions.

"Hey, a few questions for you, are you going to school or work?"

"Up...... School. Li Haoran adjusted his breathing: "I am currently studying at Niu Provincial University of Technology!" ”

"Oh? A copy, huh? Not bad. Su Rao did not skimp on her praise.

This made Li Haoran seem to have regained some confidence, and his waist gradually straightened.

however

"Heh, but what about one? It's nothing. Su Rao sneered contemptuously. You may not believe it, but it's true, and it's not even qualified to be a spare tire for me and Rarity at your level, oh no, a jack.

Unless you're 211,985, maybe you can barely make us look at it, and you still have to line up in the back, and it's impossible to say if you get it or not. ”

"You!" Li Haoran's face turned red and he was furious.

Su Rao shrugged her shoulders indifferently. "Well, I'm just telling the truth, just listen to it.

Also, I ask you, how much deposit do you have!

Do you have a car?

How many apartments do you have at home? Does the babysitter have a private room?

If not, tell me, why do you want to eat swan meat?

Well? ”

"I..." This kind of soul three questions directly stunned Li Haoran, and he said in a deep voice unconvinced: "The prince and general Xiangning have a kind of thing, any wealth and power is from scratch, I can work hard!" ”

"Fight? Why do you spell it? What to fight? With the mouth? Su Rao laughed. You can choose such a cheap and foul-smelling café, you can imagine how poor and ridiculous your daily life is.

I guess you squeeze the subway and bus every day, and get a 9.85% off card,

When ordering takeout, you have to use coupons, hesitate to buy something online, shop around, and finally put it in the shopping cart, and put it in a year and a half.

The price of selling things is the IQ tax, saying that others are rich and everyone is stupid and has a lot of money... Scold... With your ridiculous three views, do you still want to work hard? Do you deserve it? ”

"You!" Li Haoran's face was blue and red, and his whole body was trembling violently!

Whispered hiss. "Those who insult people will always be humiliated, you respect me, I respect you, don't force honest people to be anxious!!"

"Heh, what about forcing you?" At this time, Marelli sneered. "From the moment you toad wants to eat swan meat, don't expect me to give you a good face!

Tell me about your parents, why are you so shameless? I have to call my dad and ask for the doll kiss to be completed!

It's like holding a piece of in your hand, if you have to say it's gold, it's enough, why don't you die! ”

"You dare to insult my parents, you are looking for a beating!!"

Li Haoran was furious.

Rumble!

Rushing towards Mareire like a javelin, his right hand rounded up and he was slapped in the face.

however

Marella sneered at him.

The seemingly weak delicate body suddenly burst out with a surging energy, and it turned out to be an insider!

Bang –

Li Haoran's body was shocked and flew out, the tables, chairs and benches were all destroyed, and he fell and ate, not to mention how embarrassed he was, and his dignity was shattered!

however

And that's not all

At that moment, Mareire delivered a devastating critical blow.

"Li Haoran, you remember!

It's a bit rude, but I'm going to say it anyway.

Even if I, Rarity, are turned J, or even J by wild dogs, I can't take your turn, what are you, are you worthy!! ”

Yes

Is it worthy...

The sound reverberates throughout the heavens and the earth.

So much so that Li Haoran's Heavenly Spirit Cover was about to be lifted alive.

Ultimately.

Wow –

Angry, a mouthful of red blood gushed out on the spot, and the guests around were silent, but it was very unpleasant!

"Enough! Enough of you guys!! ”

At this moment, Li Fang in the distance couldn't stand it anymore, and rushed out like crazy.

"You two bitches, get out of here!!"

"Huh, give you face?" Su Rao sneered, looking like a playful cat play mouse.