Yin Jiu helplessly came to my side again with a hammer!

"Just look at it, the fifth master......"

I covered my mouth with both hands, trembling like a weak little girl and enduring the pain!

Yin Jiu's hand shook in the void, his middle finger and ring finger instantly curled up in the palm of his hand, the tip of his tongue pressed against his upper teeth, he held his breath, and formed a seal with his thumb, index finger and little finger, and pressed the knot towards the teeth on my feet......

This trick is the vajra seal that my uncle taught him, which is a kind of mudra used by Mr. Yin and Yang when they want to get started in person.

At the same time as he pressed this pair of teeth, the lights in the morgue that had been extinguished were instantly restored, and the teeth that were clenching my feet suddenly opened and fell to the ground.

The mace in Yin Jiu's hand smashed directly into it!

With a "quack" sound......

The teeth shattered instantly, and the scattered teeth turned black visibly......

Sweating profusely, I covered my feet, got up and asked, "Is it over?" ”

"It's over!" Yin Jiu nodded.

"Are you sure you're done? You can't fly and bite people for a while, right? "I looked at the broken teeth on the ground with a lot of sin in my heart.

"It's okay, the fierce bones are nothing serious!"

After Yin Jiu finished speaking, he squatted directly on the ground and picked up his arm to smash the broken teeth on the ground, and shouted loudly in the direction of the door of the morgue while smashing, "Eighty, eighty, eighty......"

I looked at Yin Jiu's appearance and knew that this grandson was going out to fool people again, and I didn't bother to take care of him, so I immediately checked my feet.

It's strange that I thought that this foot was going to let that pair of teeth bite me out, right? As a result, when I take off my shoes now, I see that they are intact......

After I put on my shoes, Yin Jiu didn't know when to go out.

When I ran out of the morgue, Yin Jiu was already surrounded by a group of people in the middle, and with an arrogant face, he used a golden rooster independent posture to tell everyone about the danger just now......

In his mouth, I used my own feet as bait to successfully attract a pair of adult dentures to bite up, and finally he, a gifted metaphysical master, subdued this pair of dentures with the ancestral mighty Tianlong Pangu Splitting Sky Hammer.

Anyway, Yin Jiusan's ability to blow six whistles and make up stories is still okay, and it's almost lame to fool these people who don't understand anything.

After everyone saw me come out, their eyes were obviously full of awe, and it is estimated that at this time, even if Yin Jiu said that the two of us were the Jade Emperor and Rulai, they would be able to believe it unconditionally.

Lao Li asked Yin Jiu with a smile on his face, "Xiao Jiu, can't there be any more accidents in the future, right?" ”

Yin Jiu listened to Lao Li's words, lit up the hammer in his hand and said, "This thing was originally an ancient artifact, I see that your funeral parlor lacks something in Feng Shui, this hammer will be placed here to guard one side, what do you say, Fifth Master?" ”

As soon as I heard that Yin Jiu needed my cooperation, I immediately nodded and said, "Yes! ”

As if he had obtained some great treasure, Lao Li immediately reached out and took it.

"What do you think of the reward?"

"Forty sledgehammers, eighty sledgehammers!"

Lao Li looked at the small hammer in his hand, and immediately said with a smile, "It's only forty yuan?" It's easy to say......"

"What the do you want? The sledgehammer is this, and you're the sledgehammer in your hand......"

Yin Jiu's little eyes were horizontal, and he actually showed a small ear scoop in his hand!

The people present were all stunned when they saw the ear picking.

"I can tell you Lao Li, I used the Ninety-Nine-Eighty-One Divine Hammer just now, so how much did the cultivation be wasted?"

Lao Li was able to get kickbacks in Yin Jiu's hands all the year round, so he didn't dare to offend Yin Jiu, so he immediately nodded with a smile and said, "Eighty-one hammers are six thousand four hundred and eight ......."

"Fart, isn't there still ninety-nine? Nine plus nine equals eighteen, don't you forget it? "Yin Jiuyi's waist is the same as the aunt in our village who can kill people because she sells eggs for more than one dime and less for one dime.

"Yes, yes, yes, give, give......" Lao Li hurriedly agreed.

Yin Jiuyi saw that Lao Li agreed, and immediately said lightly, "The hammer will sell you for 1,808!" ”

The corners of Lao Li's mouth twitched when he heard this, but he still reached out and took out the money from his pocket, and it could be seen that he was really afraid that Yin Jiuyi would say something about the charges!

Unexpectedly, Yin Jiu, who loves money like life, waved his hand solemnly and said after seeing the cash that Lao Li took out, "Copper stinks, too copper, Lao Li...... We are not ordinary people, can we take this money? What do you let Emperor Pangu think of me, and what do you let Master Sanqing think of me? ”

Lao Li made Yin Jiu stunned, and the people around him all bowed their hands and clenched their fists and began to compliment Yin Jiu with a mind, a height, and a hierarchy......

How do you know that Yin Jiu changed his face again and said, "Go back and transfer it to me on WeChat, counting the withdrawal fee!" ”

After finishing speaking, Yin Jiu didn't care about the stunned people in the funeral home, and stretched out his hand to pull me, who was also stunned, towards the outside of the funeral home.

In fact, I know what Yin Jiu means, he did this just to let Lao Li have room to leave kickbacks in WeChat, this is also the only place where I can admire Yin Jiu, this grandson's head is too much when he touches the money, and these things are sophistication Let him play and take off!

In the car home, Yin Jiu accepted the remuneration transferred by Lao Li with a wicked smile, hummed meat songs and shook his head and began to pull the calf with the driver.

At this time, I saw the billboard in front of the taxi windshield at a glance......

"The latest secret technique from Southeast Asia, fast weight loss in ten days...... The appointment call is 1584311XXXX......"

I immediately asked the driver, "Master, how long have you been hanging this billboard?" ”

The driver looked at the billboard and should still be immersed in the pleasant chat with Yin Jiu just now, and responded without thinking, "There must be a month......

"Can you take us to this place?"