Chapter Twenty-Five: Mouth Cannon Fights Hundred Ghosts, Science Breaks the Five Elements

Hundred ghosts walking at night is just a general statement, and this thing is not to say that hundreds of ghosts are paraded on the main road, but a more evil feng shui theory.

The Hundred Ghosts Night Walk is just like what Brother Jiu said about not seeing the light, it is a feng shui bureau dedicated to pit people at night, and this bureau is a method that will use all kinds of bizarre and unlucky events that continue to appear to make the person concerned collapse mentally and physically.

I listened to the knock on the door, and occasionally there were two heavy coughs, and my scalp was a little numb and I asked, "Is this......?" This can't be some kind of cough mother-in-law, right? ”

"And what about your mind?" Brother Jiu said angrily.

The legend of Granny Cough is probably known to many people, and it is rumored that Granny Cough is a ghost who will cough at the person who asks for her life after knocking on the door and entering the house, and as long as you talk to her, then you will be taken away tonight.

The seventh brother on the side, no matter how slow his head was, understood what I said to Brother Jiu, and he shouted a little tremblingly.

"Who's the mother-in-law? It's okay, what are you knocking on the door of the room of three young men in the middle of the night? Sick? Your coughing lungs are about to fly out, can't you go home and see a doctor before you go out? Are you wearing a mask for such a cough? Why don't you show me the health code? ”

Just when Brother Jiu and I were anxious for fear that the dirty thing knocking on the door outside would come into the house and cough at us, we didn't expect that after a meal from Lao Qi's mouth cannon, the knock on the door would stop abruptly......

Brother Jiu and I looked at Lao Qi in a daze, I really didn't expect that Lao Qi still had this kind of work, and he could silence an old lady?

And as the coughing mother-in-law's coughing sound disappeared, suddenly another eerie voice that made people feel cold in the back of their spines sounded again......

"Red steamed buns...... Green Steamed Bun ...... Which steamed bun do you want? ”

"Lao Tzu eats chicken and beef, but he doesn't eat pasta, and I eat Nima's dead head...... Roll the calves! ”

Lao Qi clenched his fists with both hands, and tried his best to scream at the door!

Sure enough, there was a brief silence outside the door again after this voice!

"Has anyone seen my hair? Do you see my hair? Give me back your head ......"

"I saw you little bastard...... Your hair is on the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Smurfs......"

"White hand paper, red hand paper, white paper dies in three days, red paper dies in seven days, you have to ......"

"I want pancakes and fruits, I say medicine...... Do you shout Chek to make trouble, pancake fruit to a set? Master, my automatic toilet at home with water spray to dry dripping ......"

"Lalalala...... Lalala...... Is my song good? Want to sing with me? ”

"Fuck your uncle's little snail blowing, the seagulls are all fucking flying when they hear it, hurry back to the furnace to find your mother, don't howl in front of your father and us, what age is it, I don't listen to the songs of the Korean girl group, do you need me to give you a piece of the lonely brave? Shall I take you alone in the dark alleys? ”

As Lao Qi continued to use his mouth to meet all kinds of strange sounds that suddenly appeared, Brother Jiu and I were a little stunned by the excitement.

The ninth brother saw that Lao Qi could retreat from the enemy with his mouth, and immediately shouted at me, "I want to drag Lao Qi and me, and the fifth master hurriedly finds a way to break the three evils and get out!" ”

After the ninth brother finished speaking, he immediately dragged Lao Qi and stood in front of the door, opened his mouth and scolded outside the door......

If you want to say that this mouth cannon outputs this piece, the ninth brother and the seventh brother must be absolutely outstanding, the ninth brother has been spraying and practicing the art of scolding street with those women and ladies in the village since he was a child, and he once won the title of the top ten scolding street leaders in our village.

And Lao Qi, this kid, didn't see it, he used to crisscross the Internet, what MC, alternative, rap, scattering, and the set of words also came as soon as he opened his mouth.

There are rumors that ghosts are afraid of the wicked, but no one would have thought that my ninth brother and the seventh brother were too bad, and they were about to scold all kinds of small words in their mouths, and they actually made all kinds of demons and monsters knocking on the door outside in turn lose for a while.

Just kidding, Brother Jiu and I didn't believe in these things since we were children, and I'm not afraid of these things, don't talk about a hundred ghosts walking at night, you are a thousand trees and pear blossoms blooming Today, we will all smile slightly, resolutely not to smoke, not to mention the second generation of the stunned young rich man Lao Qi...

So with the two of them staring at the so-called Hundred Ghosts Night Walk in front, then I can rest assured that I can think about countermeasures in the back.

I wandered around the room for a while, and it occurred to me that I couldn't find the eye of the bureau, because maybe the mysterious person outside had already turned this room into a bureau, so we couldn't hear any sound outside, and if that was the case, I had to start with the room in front of me.

And the best way to break the Three Evil Positions is to place a sharp and sharp object directly south of the Three Evil Positions.

I once again used the heavenly stems and terrestrial branches of my fingers to calculate the attributes of the five elements to which the three evils belonged, and from the attributes of the three evils and the five elements at this time, the three evils are fire, metal, and wood.

I slowly narrowed my eyes and carefully calculated, if I were to find a sharp metal object to break the game, I could only break the wooden brake, and the other twin demons would not pose a threat at all.

And to find an object that can restrain the three evils at the same time, it must be something sharp, which is really hard to find, it must be something that is not in the five elements......

Logically speaking, things that are not in the five elements are relatively high in chemical composition and hard enough, and they are hard enough to say that the chemical composition is high......

Just when I was thinking hard and worrying about why I had finished junior high school, the ninth brother at the door was already sweating profusely, his lips were white and chapped, but he was still pulling his neck and scolding outside.

And Lao Qi obviously can't keep up with the language, so as soon as he rolls up his arms and sleeves, he has to turn around and find something to go out desperately.

Just when Lao Qi pushed open the bathroom door, I saw the contents of the bathroom at a glance......

My eyes were covered by the black air around me at this time, and I couldn't see anything at all, I knew that it was because I was in the Feng Shui Bureau, and the reason why I was surrounded by evil qi, but there was something in the bathroom that made my eyes light up.

Mirror!

I turned to look at the window of the room with my head clear, and saw that the place where the glass window should have been was replaced by something that was steaming black.

"Fuck, you're going to let me find the guy!"

In ecstasy, I reached out and pulled down a towel and wrapped it around my hand, then raised my fist and prepared to smash it at the bathroom mirror.

At this moment, I felt my neck tighten, and then I felt as if I was flying in mid-air.

With a pain in my buttocks, lower back, and back, I lay on my back.

"I ......"

Before I could shout, I saw Lao Qi's eyes rolled up, and he pounced on me with a mutter......