Chapter 36 Are You Really a Materialist?
Brother Jiu stood in front of the eighteen bronze statues of the sages and frowned and thought for a long time, and finally asked me, "Fifth Master, you are an expert in feng shui, can you show you what the situation is with these eighteen bronze figures?" ”
The meaning in Brother Jiu's words is too obvious, that is, there is a problem with these eighteen bronze figures.
I immediately took out a small compass from my pocket and examined it carefully against the order of the stems.
"What's the matter, Fifth Master?"
Brother Jiu looked at my serious expression and asked anxiously.
"Isn't the Eighteen Bronze Man a specialty of the Shaolin Temple? Nothing ......," I said with a laugh.
After hearing that I was fine, Brother Jiu shook his head suspiciously and said, "Then find a place to rest and rest, it seems that you can only come back at night!" ”
At this moment, suddenly an old man with glasses and gray hair walked briskly towards us with several people.
As soon as Xuan Xuan saw this old man, he immediately greeted him with a smile on his face!
"Principal Zhang!"
"Oh, Xiao Chen...... When did you get here? Why don't you go to the office building and sit down? Is there another journalistic task? ”
Xuan Xuan said once before that this Principal Zhang used to be the head of his department, and now he has always been proud of having students like Xuan Xuan after being promoted to the principal, so when Xuan Xuan faced this principal, he said the purpose of coming over more casually.
"Principal, isn't there something supernatural in the physical chemistry teaching building......?"
Before Xuan Xuan could finish speaking, Principal Zhang's face became serious, and at the same time interrupted Xuan Xuan's words!
"Xiao Chen? If you say this question, then I will criticize you, as a leader in the emergence of modern teaching models, how can you be so idealistic? What kind of strange force would appear on our sacred campus......"
The old principal spoke a bit of a line, and the more he said this, the more excited he became!
"You guys go back to your posts, I'll take them to my office and continue to criticize!"
The old principal said a word to the few faculty members who followed behind him, and then waved his hand and said, "Xiao Chen, take your friends with me and go to my office, today I must correct your socialist core values!" ”
Xuan Xuan stuck out his tongue and waved his hand at me and Brother Jiu helplessly, and the two of us could only follow to the principal's office because of Xuan Xuan's face.
When we entered the principal's office, before Xuan Xuan could explain, Principal Zhang actually trotted to the door, quickly opened the door of his office and glanced outside, and only then did he close the door with confidence after finding that there was no one.
"Xiao Chen, you sit, feel free!"
This principal's attitude is obviously similar to the outside, and it made us all a little confused for a while.
"Sit down...... I'll pour you water! ”
As he spoke, Principal Zhang began to find disposable cups and got busy.
"Principal Zhang, you ......"
Principal Zhang smiled and then motioned to Xuan Xuan not to speak, but poured a glass of water for each of us, and then sat on the sofa next to us and asked with a smile, "You two should be from the Daomen, right?" ”
Brother Jiu and I were directly stunned when Principal Zhang said this.
"You can't be a Buddhist, right?"
Principal Zhang saw that Brother Jiu and I didn't answer, and he snorted his teeth.
"This is very difficult, if you are so young as a monk, it's okay, and the monk is not like it, so how do you say I can explain to the people below that you are here to exorcise demons and hunt ghosts?"
"Huh?"
Brother Jiu and even Xuan Xuan opened their mouths wide......
Principal Zhang looked at our performance and asked in disbelief, "Aren't you looking around the school looking at feng shui and what's wrong?" ”
"You wait for Principal Zhang...... You don't mean ......"
My head was cramping a little and I wanted to ask Principal Zhang what he meant.
"Oh, I know...... I know it all...... In fact, I won't hide it from you, the school haunting has an impact on the school's reputation and reputation, so I have always wanted to solve this problem, since you are doing this, then you don't hide it, symbolically make two times to solve the problem, I pay for your efforts, and I will also have an explanation with the teachers and students! ”
This time, Principal Zhang's words made me understand completely, it turned out that the principal was afraid that haunting things would have a bad impact on the school, so he wanted us to exorcise ghosts.
After thinking of this, I immediately squinted at Brother Jiu, and Brother Jiu seemed to have telepathy with me, if I didn't take advantage of this time to knock Principal Zhang hard, then we would have been in vain for so many years.
Brother Jiu, who had a good heart, slapped his thigh violently and directly stretched out his chubby little hand.
"Headmaster, do you think we charlatans like us can order something?"
Principal Zhang choked up on Brother Jiu's words.
"Come on, Fifth Master, the art of feng shui should be the same as the face of heaven and earth, and the face of heaven and earth, then as the most basic operation of physiognomy, you can show us Principal Zhang......"
I immediately understood what Brother Jiu meant, this is to let me show my real kung fu, and then sit on the ground and start the price.
Thinking of this, I immediately held my breath and squinted my eyes towards Principal Zhang's face.
"Huh? This is not possible...... Hahahaha...... I don't believe it, I don't believe ......"
Principal Zhang kept waving his hand and pushing away.
But at this time, I could already see Principal Zhang's face and the breath above his head......
"Principal Zhang, your heavenly court is full and round, your ears are wide and thick, your lips are wide and heavy, your eyes are slender and wide, your nose is full and straight, I believe that many people who have seen your face should have said that you must have great blessings and noble face......s."
Principal Zhang listened to my introduction at this time, and there was already a little disdain in his eyes, but when I deliberately lengthened the tone, he was still more restrained and did not express it!
"But you're blessed, you're not bothered, you've seen things in three days that you can't believe it, right? And I'm telling you, there's a level you can't pass, and if you do, you can pull it up......"
My last sentence directly made Principal Zhang's originally plain eyes change in an instant, and even his mouth grew up and he looked at me in disbelief......
"That's all for now, we'll continue to talk about it when it's done!"
I pretended to be reserved and threw down a sentence, then stood up directly and said, "Let's find a place to rest!" ”
Although Xuan Xuan didn't know the routine between me and Brother Jiu, he still understood it in general, so he could only stand up and walk out.
And the ninth brother, who was walking at the end, suddenly smiled mischievously at this time, and looked at Principal Zhang, who couldn't speak.
"Headmaster, are you really a materialist?"
After Brother Jiu finished speaking, we walked away, and what we didn't know was that in the principal's office, Principal Zhang suddenly covered his face with his hands in pain.
"What the did I...... I'm still materialistic, uncle, I'm only ......."