When you do it in the middle of the night
At the end of the day, everyone was exhausted by this sudden disaster.
Lin Xiuyan hugged Yu Shangshang, and the two fell asleep after a while.
When Yu Weiguo made a meal and called the two of them, he found that the mother and daughter were sleeping deeply, snoring lightly, obviously sleeping soundly.
Yu Weiguo didn't wake up their mother and daughter, exited the house, closed the door, and finished eating with his sons without making much noise.
Putting the meals of the businessman's mother and daughter on the stove, Yu Weiguo plans to go to the rooms of his sons to squint for a while, after all, he has to go to work in the afternoon, and he can rest for a while now.
As soon as he entered the door, Yu Weiguo regretted it, Yu Xuan's clothes were thrown everywhere in the house, and the air was filled with a sour smell of sweat and feet.
Yu Weiguo pinched his nose in disgust and complained: "You guys should also clean up your clothes, and your feet, I'm afraid I haven't washed them for a year!" It smells like a dead mouse! The pigs' nests are cleaner than your rooms! "It's not enough to just talk about it, I want to pick up the clothes on the ground and let them ask about the smell, but I don't think it's dirty, so I have to pick up the clothes with my feet and throw them at them with a black face.
Yu Xuan caught his clothes, smiled at Yu Weiguopi and said: "Dad, you always don't want to smell your own feet, if you want to say that we are dead rats, your feet are comparable to dead rats being thrown into the stinky ditch, and then picked up and put in the sun for a few days before throwing them into the house, stinky people are one smell to refresh their minds, two smells foaming at the mouth, three smells and lives to return to the west, are you embarrassed to say us?" ”
Yu Weiguo's face was blue when he was told by his own son, but he was a little skeptical that his feet were really so stinky.
Taking off the liberation shoes, his feet were raised, and Yu Weiguo leaned over and sucked hard.
Vomit......!
I almost threw up the lunch I ate. Although Yu Weiguo believes that his feet stink, as a husband! He must not fall in front of his son again!
He stiffened his neck and said, "Yu Xuan, my feet stink!" It doesn't stink at all! ”
Yu Xuan's undressed hand rolled his eyes and said with precision: "Guess why my mother asks you to wash your feet every night before you are allowed to go to bed?" ”
Yu Weiguo, who was stabbed in the chest, was so depressed that he almost vomited blood.
He, he, he couldn't even refute that.
Remembering that he hadn't eaten during this time, as soon as he took off his shoes, his wife told him to get out and wash his feet, and Yu Weiguo was empty-hearted.
He didn't even know he had smelly feet! After so many years, his wife didn't even tell him about it!
If he wasn't afraid of smoking his daughter, his wife wouldn't dislike him.
But the girl's fragrance is really soft and can't be smoked, and Yu Weiguo was struck.
Yu Zhan saw their old father being beaten for the first time, and couldn't help but look at his eldest brother Yu Xuan with admiration.
Yu Xuan calmly took off his clothes, turned over and went to bed, hiding his merit and fame.
Yu Bai was very envious of his eldest brother's striking kung fu, he took off his clothes in three or two clicks, climbed into bed next to his brother, and stared at Yu Xuan with a pair of bright eyes.
Yu Xuan, who had his eyes closed, didn't even open his eyes, so he picked up a piece of clothing to cover the other party's Lian, turned over and continued to sleep facing the wall.
Yu Bai, who was disliked, was not discouraged and continued to stick with Yu Xuan.
Yu Xuan: ......, I hope that it is my fragrant and soft sister who sticks it, not my stinky younger brother.
Without the blow of Yu Xuan, the strong king, Yu Weiguo quickly came out of being disliked.
He secretly decided in his heart that he would sleep with a few sons in the future, and go back to sleep when his feet no longer smelled!
After all, my son has rough skin and thick meat, and he is not afraid of smoking! But not for girls!
Hmph, from today onwards, he will wash his feet diligently and quickly, and when his feet don't smell, he can go back and sleep with his wife and daughter who want to be fragrant!
If Yu Xuan knew that he was the most poisonous, he would have lived in the dire misery of smelly feet every day in the days that followed, and he was afraid that he would have to cross over and smoke himself to death.