Chapter 1000: You first grabbed me, then touched me

Looking at Shen Jian with a joking face, the real Buddha slowly typed a question mark on the public screen.

Clams?

Keep boasting, don't stop?

You don't fucking think I'm complimenting you.

Is there no ABC number so much?

Really.

Counterfeit goods are counterfeit goods, and they cannot be put on the table.

Even if he has been a Buddha for more than ten years, he is still a lowly guy in his bones, and he can't tell the difference between good and bad words.

Unlike him, the hidden dragon is in the abyss, soaring into the sky.

Come to think of this.

The mockery at the corners of the True Buddha's mouth deepened.

Crazy output: "What? You don't want to tell me that you're actually the sixth Pharaoh, no, no, you don't think that telling such a lie will convince me? An imposter like you is not worthy of the name of the Buddha at all. ”

"If you have the ability, keep blocking in the middle, and see if you can rely on the identity of the Buddha to make the new pharaoh back down."

"This is only half a month, to suppress even the real Buddha Temple headache of the problem of the male lord, others dare not offend the true Buddha Temple, but this pharaoh is different, even the liberation of slaves such as the ancients, no one after the future dare to say a word, on courage, it is the first time in my life to see, even if my mother and the five halls of the hall learn the news, I am afraid that they will be treated as guests, on merit, you can't catch up."

Seeing that Shen Jian didn't speak, the true Buddha was in a good mood, and he only felt that his body was comfortable.

Even.

He gave Shen Jian a little encouragement.

If Shen Jian really blocked the middle because of his words, blocked the path of the pharaoh, and ruined the relationship with the other party, it would be an opportunity for him to send it to the door.

Even if he can't, he can rely on his identity as a true Buddha to meet the new pharaoh first, and take the opportunity to apply eye medicine in front of the other party.

In this set, he played quite six.

The most typical example is that in the five years that Shen Jian has licked his childhood sweetheart, he will "unintentionally" say something bad about Shen Jian from time to time, which makes his childhood sweetheart even more disgusted with him.

It's the same now.

Although this trip to the Pyramid Country has changed, there is no chance for the True Buddha Temple to intervene, but the real purpose of the True Buddha Temple is actually to include the Pyramid Country as a vassal country.

Without riots, without links that need to rely on strength, he can do more.

He only needs to promise generous conditions and reach a consensus with the pyramid country, then the credit of the vanguard army this time will be all his, and his mother will look at him differently.

Come to think of this.

The eyes of the true Buddha could not hide the excitement.

That's when it happened.

Outside the palace.

A coquettish voice sounded at the right time.

"What are you doing here? When conspicuous bag? ”

With the sound.

The real Buddha saw that a shadow was coming.

It was a majestic and coquettish exotic woman, the woman wore gold and silver, wore a gold crown, graceful and luxurious, and exuded an invisible nobility from time to time on her body, her face was covered with a light veil, which could not be seen, but from a pair of purple eyes that could speak, she could also glimpse some incomparable beauty.

While walking, the willow waist that can only be grasped is swaying, which makes people feel evil.

What a witch in the country.

This was the first thought of the true Buddha.

The second idea is to take it for yourself.

Let it be a treasure that belongs to him alone.

He was able to assure that this must be the common idea of all men.

There are no exceptions.

But......

I don't know if it's an illusion, the true Buddha always felt that the demon queen of the country who walked in front of him seemed to have some resentment in the words he said to Shen Jian.

It's like Shen Jian has done something sorry for her.

No way.

In just an instant, the True Buddha dispelled this thought.

I think it's kind of funny.

Shen Jian, an impostor, has licked his childhood bamboo for five years, let alone has something to do with this enchantress who is more beautiful than his childhood sweetheart.

Just thinking about it.

True Buddha Zi glimpsed that the two ghost protectors of the Discipline Hall sitting on either side of him seemed to be a little wrong, their pupils shrank, and they were full of horror, as if they had seen something unbelievable.

"No, it can't be, that's Cleopatra?!"

"That's right, that's Cleopatra, how did she end up here? Didn't the intelligence say that she had been buried in the pyramid tomb? Why did the sixth pharaoh release her? Aren't you afraid that she will be opposed? ”

Hear the content.

The true Buddha was slightly stunned.

Cleopatra? The fourth pharaoh? The strongest pharaoh of the Pyramid Nation in all its history?

He knew that the reputation of this female pharaoh was to a certain extent louder than that of the Buddha.

In terms of identity, the other party is the owner of a super-sized seven-star supernatural land.

In terms of strength, the other party has an unreasonable supernatural spirit, and can use the body of a ghost and god to fight against three existences that are infinitely close to the world-destroying level at the same time.

In other words, it is to fight against the abbot of the three main halls of the True Buddha Temple at the same time.

This strength, even if it is an impostor, the first Buddha can't compare.

Fierce yuppies.

And now......

This legendary female pharaoh even has unparalleled charm.

Hiss......

The True Buddha gasped.

subconsciously compared Cleopatra with his childhood sweetheart.

Subsequently.

He shook his head.

It's more than a fart.

There is absolutely no comparison at all.

If it is a childhood sweetheart, Lin Yanxi is one of the best in the city outside the country.

Then this Cleopatra is a goddess who should only exist in heaven and is difficult to hear in the world.

Comparing the goddesses in the sky with the mortal women in the earth is a bit too bullying.

And.

After knowing that the woman in front of him was Cleopatra, the true Buddha felt even more that the other party could not have anything to do with Shen Jian.

Thereupon.

He stood up directly.

Showing a smile that he thought was personable, he scolded Shen Jian and said, "Big brother, although you are just an adopted son, you can take care of the face of our True Buddha Temple outside, that is the fourth Pharaoh Cleopatra, what are you doing with the pestle in the middle blocking other people's path?" Is it to let everyone know that our real Buddhist temple does not understand etiquette? ”

Cleopatra: ?

She was stunned.

Oops.

Who is this stunned green horse?

So biao?

This yin and yang weirdness, the tone of the gun and the stick, are you sure that you are not ridiculing this dog man?

Will they be able to get out alive?

Cleopatra gave the real Buddha a strange look.

Then he withdrew his gaze.

Ignore each other.

He sneered at Shen Jianjiao: "Brother, you called me over early in the morning, do you have something to say?" I'm very well-behaved, and I will definitely do what you say word for word. ”

True Buddha: ???

the groove.

What do you call him when you step on a horse?

Brother?

Aren't you Cleopatra? Aren't you the greatest pharaoh of the Pyramid Nation?

Shouldn't your image be condescending and seeing others as ants?

What the hell is my brother called?

It's too tired.

And also.

What's the situation with your dog-licking flattering tone? What was your dignity as a pharaoh?

Eaten by a dog?

In a trance.

The true Buddha subconsciously said: "Lord Cleopatra, did you call the wrong person?" ”

The words fell.

Cleopatra, who was still calling Shen Jian crookedly one second, turned her eyes coldly the next second, and said clearly: "It's your business." ”

Connection.

True Buddha's face became ugly.

It was cloudy and uncertain.

I wanted to say something more, but looking at Cleopatra's attitude, I still swallowed it back.

Then he looked at Shen Jian with an even more resentful gaze.

Apparently.

He didn't dare to show his dissatisfaction with Cleopatra, so he could only attribute all this unhappiness to Shen Jianjian.

See this scene.

The strange color in Shen Jian's eyes deepened.

I always feel that the protagonist in front of me, oh no, it's not anymore, it's the reincarnation of King Jizo, and it seems that it has been played badly, and even his personality has changed dramatically.

But after thinking about it, now he has pushed the progress of the task to 75% and has become the protagonist of Luo Yutian here, since he is the protagonist, the one who is hostile to him has naturally become the villain.

The villain has such a performance, which seems to be normal.

Immediately.

Shen Jian turned around a little boredly.

Walked straight up to the jade seat.

In full view of everyone, he sat down.

Rows of aristocratic slave owners knelt down and shouted "Great Pharaoh".

That moment.

The air seemed to be quiet.

True Buddha: !!

Two Demon Protectors: !!

Their eyes almost popped out.

The mouth is wide enough to stuff a tennis ball.

The brain went blank.

At this point, how could they not see that Shen Jian was the sixth pharaoh who suppressed the rebellion in the pyramid country.

Can......

How is this special meow possible?

Just kidding.

Can an outsider become a pharaoh?

Doesn't it mean that the pyramid kingdom is hierarchical, completely eliminating the situation of outsiders holding power?

So what's going on now?

Shen Jian is not only an outsider, but also a Buddha of the True Buddha Temple, to a certain extent, this is more serious than outsiders interfering in politics.

At this moment.

Not only the two ghost protectors, but also the true Buddha Wang Hao was also stunned.

The face is green.

He finally understood what Shen Jian meant when he said, "Keep boasting, don't stop".

Originally, he thought that Shen Jian was a clown, but as everyone knows, he is a clown in the real sense.

In front of the enemy, he praised the other party for his courage and was the so-called male master, which was even more devastating than simply being slapped in the face.

He wanted to burrow into the cracks in the ground on the spot.

It's hard to be ashamed.

Gassed.

on this.

Shen Jian was in a happy mood.

He said, "I am about to return to the Buddha Kingdom, and everything else will be handled by Cleopatra. ”

This is a typical hands-off shopkeeper.

But for a group of aristocratic slave owners, this was great news.

However......

The next second.

Cleopatra almost blew up.

You dog man, you want to get rid of me?

What about the old lady's heart?

Before you get it back, you don't want to trick me into leaving.

She managed her expression for a moment, and said timidly: "Brother, do you want to leave me?" Have you forgotten, last night, I went to your dormitory, you grabbed me, put your hand on me and touched it, I almost fell asleep late today, and woke up a little soft......"

True Buddha: ???

Ghosts: !!

Gan.

Is it so exciting?

Is this the pharaoh who slept with them towards the twilight, who didn't want to be responsible, and slipped away with a pat on the ass?

Phew.

Dead scumbag.

Shen Jian: ...... (End of chapter)