Chapter 034: The uncle who slapped the swollen face and filled the fat man
Uncle Fan couldn't help but look at it, Mi Bao glanced at it, and was dumbfounded on the spot: "Ah!?" What about bad grandma? Could it be that Mi Po is wrong? ”
Uncle Fan laughed: "Silly girl, just when you asked your uncle to retreat, she entered that door." ”
"Huh?" Mi Bao asked very seriously: "Which door?" ”
He pointed: "That's it, the one with the steps, see?" ”
As he spoke, he walked over directly, and stood at the door for a while, not hearing anything, and then walked forward, while laughing: "It's not a family anymore, what are you afraid of her doing?" ”
"Uncle, you don't understand," Mi Bao patted his head, and explained seriously: "They ......"
She originally wanted to say that they are all villains, and every little villain has the potential to make a big deal, but halfway through it, she realized that this can't be said, because no one knows that she is the protagonist and Long Aotian.
Mi Bao choked, and his brain quickly switched: "That's it, that's it...... A grain of rat droppings can spoil a pot of soup or a pot of rice. So as soon as I meet someone with the surname Shi, our surname is Tang," she compared herself and pointed at him: "If you meet someone with the surname Fan, you have to be extra careful." ”
Burst!
The eldest uncle laughed out loud on the spot.
He couldn't stand on his feet when he laughed, and he couldn't stop laughing.
Mi Bao was a little one, grabbed by him with one hand, swaying like a dog's tail grass in the wind, and his little face was waiting for him to finish laughing.
That's right! What's funny??
She had thought of such a reasonable explanation in such a short period of time, shouldn't he have nodded in realization? Why laugh!!
When the eldest uncle saw her little expression, he couldn't help but laugh, and he slammed the wall with laughter.
As a result, the door opened, and Wu Liang sent Mrs. Shi out, and when she saw it, she frowned and scolded: "Who?" Why are you pounding the courtyard wall of my house? ”
The eldest uncle slowly suppressed his smile, stood up straight, and turned around.
As soon as Wu Liang saw that it was a tall bearded man, his arrogance disappeared on the spot, he turned his face away at once, and said to Mrs. Shi in a mournful voice: "Okay, go back quickly, if there is a slight fork in this matter, then leave it at that!" ”
Old Lady Shi looked flattering: "No, no, don't worry." ”
Wu Liang snorted, stepped back directly, and slammed the door slammed on, Old Lady Shi straightened up and glanced at this side.
Originally, it was just a casual glance, but it turned out that he suddenly met Mi Bao, his face changed, and he suddenly stepped forward to say something, but he swallowed it back for some reason.
Mi Bao didn't want to be exposed, but now that it's been exposed, the momentum can't be lost!
So she straightened up and said loudly: "Granny Shi! How did you end up here! ”
However, Shi Pozi didn't accept the call at all, turned around and ran away.
Mi Bao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, watched her run away, and then whispered: "You have the ability to beat me!" I'm not afraid of you! Hum!! ”
Uncle Fan looked at her cowardly little appearance, distressed and wanted to laugh, so he comforted her: "It's okay, she is no longer your family, she can't bully you anymore, don't be afraid of her." ”
Mi Bao was anxious: "I'm not afraid. ”
"Okay," the eldest uncle held back a smile: "Mi Baoer is not afraid, and her calves and legs are not shaking." ”
The little fat dumpling suddenly clenched his calves and legs, and his mouth was the hardest in his body: "I, I'm really not afraid, it's my destiny to meet such a person." ”
The eldest uncle was surprised: "What? What's fate? ”
She glanced at him and said, "You don't understand." ”
Poof, the eldest uncle wanted to laugh again: "I don't understand anything again?" ”
Mi Bao sighed and raised his chubby little chin: "Every powerful person, her growth is not smooth sailing, she will meet a lot of bad guys, these bad guys can't defeat Mi Bao, they will only make Mi Bao stronger." ”
Uncle: "......"
He was speechless and happy, and laughed for a long time: "What does your father teach you every day!" I'm going to have to beat him up. ”
Mi Bao was anxious: "No, Daddy didn't teach!" ”
"Not your dad? Who's that? The eldest uncle thought for a while: "Did your second uncle teach you?" Bastard, I'll clean him up when I get back. ”
Second uncle?
Mi Bao recalled it again, and suddenly remembered the bright white teeth that smiled, probably because the second uncle and Uncle Grasshopper had a bit of a collision, so she didn't remember what the second uncle looked like for a while.
As a result, her silence, Uncle Fan had already recognized it, and snorted.
He carried her around into the street.
Mi Bao smelled a fragrance, and subconsciously looked up, and saw a burning shop not far away, and the heat was gushing out.
Mi Bao got up late, didn't eat breakfast, was already a little hungry, and when he smelled the smell of fragrant meat, he couldn't help it at that time and swallowed his saliva.
Uncle Fan laughed and asked her, "Mi Bao'er is hungry?" ”
As he spoke, he poured her into his left hand and paid for her to buy her a meat to burn.
The meat here is as big as the mouth of the bowl, not as oily as in TV, it looks very dry, and it is roasted yellow, although there are two layers of oiled paper, but Mi Bao's little tender hands are still hot, only hold it with the tips of his fingers, and blow hard for a long time before taking a bite gently.
There was a crisp click, and the heat mixed with the aroma erupted.
Mi Bao opened his mouth for a moment, only chewed a few times, and then glanced at it.
The skin is very thin, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, there are several layers if you look closely, the aroma of burnt is mixed with the fragrance of pork and green onions, and the fragrant person has to swallow it even with his tongue.
Mi Po took another bite.
was eating sweetly, and in the corner of his eye, he suddenly found that the uncle next to him seemed to have swallowed saliva.
Mi Bao paused.
She suddenly thought of a possibility, no, there were many possibilities.
Maybe the eldest uncle is very poor.
Maybe the eldest uncle is a person with a swollen face and a fat man, and he will buy her a meatloaf and starve himself for three days.
Maybe the eldest uncle loves her too much, so he went bankrupt to buy her cakes to eat, and then had to brush the plate to pay off the debt.
In Mi Baoer's mind, there was immediately a situation where the eldest uncle clumsily threw a plate on the ground and was whipped by the boss, and he panicked all of a sudden.
Uncle him, he has a face that can't brush dishes!!
So what to do?
The meat pie bite was bitten and couldn't be retreated, so she quickly put the pie to the eldest uncle's mouth: "Uncle eat." ”
Uncle Fan was stunned for a moment.
He's really a little greedy, now that there's a drought here, everything is expensive, and he hasn't eaten meat for a long time.
But no matter how greedy he was, he couldn't grab something to eat with his little niece, he quickly pushed it away, and was a little embarrassed: "No, no, my uncle doesn't like to eat, you eat, Mi Baoer is obedient, you eat it yourself." ”
Mi Bao stared at his expression, thought about it seriously, and then took out a piece of candy with his free hand and stuffed it into his uncle's mouth.
The eldest uncle was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at her, and Mi Bao smiled with a mouthful of small white teeth: "Uncle, is it sweet?" ”
Uncle Fan took a long breath: "Sweet." ”
He turned back with his big hand and patted the little chubby girl on the back: "Sugar is a precious thing, and it is wasted for the eldest uncle to eat." ”
"Don't waste it," Mi Po put the little grease nozzle to his ear, "Mi Po will keep it for his cousin!" When the time comes, my uncle will bring them food! ”
She took out a small bag of paper in the space, and prepared to put it in the basket she had just put in a while.
Then she took a small bite of the meatloaf, "Uncle, let's go back." ”