Chapter 177: The Emperor's Drama Was Arranged in Advance
Unexpectedly, Mi Bao waved his hand: "Mi Bao doesn't have to think about it now, because that is something that will happen a long time later." ”
Emperor Ming Cheng was surprised: "Why? ”
"It's easy!" Mi Bao said: "The emperor is the most powerful person in the world, right?" ”
Emperor Ming Cheng said without hesitation: "Of course." ”
Mi Bao said as a matter of course: "The thickest and thickest golden thighs must be seen last, this is called the finale." Mi Bao is still young now, and he won't know anything, so Mi Bao at this time, he must first know a lot of powerful people, they all cry and shout to accept Mi Bao as an apprentice, Mi Bao will learn it all casually, and then kill the evil all the way, do a lot of things, and finally see the emperor. ”
She pulled away her wife's hand, straightened her small body, and compared as she spoke, "Then the emperor would sit on a high seat, wearing a hat with many tassels, and ask, 'Are you Mi Bao?', and Mi Bao said yes, and then the emperor was super surprised and said, 'Wow! Sure handsome!! And then there will be a lot of adults around, and some people say, is this the Mi Po who does something? Another adult said, yes, what else did she do! Then the two of them said together: Wow, that's amazing! ”
Emperor Ming Cheng: "......"
Very good.
Even my drama was rehearsed in advance.
The civil and military officials are also clearly arranged.
Emperor Ming Cheng's mood was slightly complicated, a little angry and couldn't help but want to laugh.
He said, "What if I accidentally see it in advance?" ”
"No, it won't!" Mi Bao's little head shook into a rattle, and he said confidently: "You don't know the emperor at all, the emperor is not so worthless, everyone can see it." ”
Emperor Ming Cheng: "......??? ”
Fuck ......
Although he has become the emperor, he can't help but say dirty words at this moment!
It feels like I've been scolded to my face! Can't talk back yet!
He didn't know what to say next sentence for a while!
The dignified emperor actually quit his job!
However, the fat dumplings were immersed in the brain supplement drama, and they didn't realize that the atmosphere was wrong, and continued to themselves: "When the emperor's heart is dirty, all of them are super good at pretending, they will definitely wait for many people to see it, ask to understand it clearly, and then it will appear!" ”
Emperor Ming Cheng: "......"
He crossed his arms and squinted at her: "Little baby, do you know that your words are more than disrespectful?" It's just a big rebellion? ”
The fat group was stunned, and his little face was confused.
Emperor Ming Cheng said in his heart that the little fart child finally knew that he was afraid, right?!
As a result, she was very puzzled and said, "But, aren't we in a group?" We are grasshoppers on a rope! You're definitely not going to betray Mi Bao! ”
Emperor Ming Cheng again: "......"
Fat Tuanzi said: "Mi Bao told you this to teach you!" Only when you understand can you work hard, and only when you work hard can your wife sit back and enjoy it. ”
It's called a chicken baby, no, Grandpa Chicken.
Emperor Ming Cheng again: "......"
He said, "You love your wife!" ”
Mi Po's face is still going to say?
The more Emperor Ming Cheng thought about it, the more angry he became, and he said: "You are talking nonsense to the emperor, and when you see the emperor in the future, you are not afraid that he will kill you in anger?" ”
The fat dumpling waved his hand indifferently: "Don't worry, grandpa, Mi Bao will pretend to be then!" The emperor is Mi Bao's thickest and thickest golden thigh, Mi Bao attaches great importance to it, and he will definitely hold it! When the time comes, Mi Bao will definitely pretend to be very similar!! ”
She put her small hand around the tea bowl next to her, drank half a bowl, moistened her throat, and then entered the performance state.
The grape eyes opened wide, the two small round hands were clenched into fists, and the milk voice was super serious: "Your Majesty!" Mi Po ...... No, the minister will definitely do his best for you and die!! ”
The little fist also hammered the table to make a big noise.
Emperor Ming Cheng doesn't know how many times: "......"
Mi Bao shook his little head proudly: "Then the emperor will be super moved, maybe he will have red eyes, and then he will give Mi Bao a lot of money, and he will make Mi Bao a big official." ”
It's all like this on TV, although Mi Bao doesn't understand why the emperor doesn't care when other courtiers say it, Long Aotian is so moved when he says that the emperor is so moved, but when she herself is Long Aotian, of course, the emperor is the more double standards, the better!
She concluded: "In short, as long as the acting skills are good, the emperor will be deceived!" He wouldn't know that Mi Po wouldn't do his best, and Mi Po would touch the fish! ”
Emperor Ming Cheng silently looked at her proud little fleshy face, her big eyes were crooked when she smiled, and her little white teeth were laughing.
Shen Zhen has also been silently looking at his emperor grandfather.
He had already discovered that Mi Bao had his own unique and firm understanding of many things, and this feeling could not be explained by paraphrasing, so he could let her show it freely.
Although there are many taboos in what Mi Bao said, Mi Bao was originally such a quirky little chatter, so it was not a bad thing for the emperor to know a day earlier.
After all, with Mi Bao's ability, the emperor will not treat her well, but there is still a big difference between what the emperor likes and what the emperor has to like.
Therefore, it is not a bad thing to let the emperor lower the bottom line at the beginning, and no matter what she says after that, the emperor is not easy to get angry.
Emperor Ming Cheng was really not angry.
So Mi Bao is not wrong, when the emperor's heart is dirty, now Emperor Ming Cheng has already planned it, let her say happily, in the future, when she knows the thickest and thickest golden thighs, and knows her true face, she can make a request.
So the old and the young continued to chat.
In the end, Emperor Ming Cheng also asked Mi Bao: "Why don't you ask me who I am?" ”
Mi Po listened...... That's right!
She asked, "What kind of official are you?" ”
Emperor Ming Cheng twisted his beard and smiled lightly: "County official." ”
Shen Zhen twitched the corners of his mouth.
The county official, in the Qin and Han dynasties, was actually the name of the emperor, and Sima Zhen noted in the "Historical Records of Suoyin": "The county official is the Son of Heaven." This is actually derived from the kingship theory of the Son of Heaven living in the county (Wangji) and the official world in the "Book of Rites: The Imperial System".
There are many rare pronouns of the emperor, and this is definitely the one that is most easily misunderstood.
Sure enough, Mi Bao misunderstood, his little eyebrows were knotted, and he seriously persuaded him: "You have to work hard!" You are still so young, so handsome, and you are very smart and both civil and military at first glance, if you work a little harder, you will definitely be able to become a ...... He who can be a great official. ”
"Alas!" Emperor Ming Cheng sighed, because it was difficult to say a lot of words, so after a while, he could only say again: "Alas! ”
Mi Bao hurriedly jumped off the stool and patted his hand: "Don't be sad, although you are only a county official now, your talent is like a firefly in the dark, shining, and sooner or later someone will see it." ”
Emperor Ming Cheng again: "Alas!! ”
The fat dumpling was completely fooled by him, circling around him, holding his big hands with both hands, and his eyes were shining: "Grandpa, don't be sad, don't give up your efforts!" ”
Emperor Ming Cheng finally said bluntly: "Mi Bao, you know the emperor so well, do you want to tell me, what does grandpa have to offer to the emperor in order to get the emperor's blue eyes?" Can you go one step further so that your wife can sit back and enjoy it? ”
Shen Zhen: "......"
His eyes widened, and he was really shocked by the emperor's grandfather's shamelessness.