In the first chapter, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning

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On a certain street in Lan City, where osmanthus flowers are fragrant, a young man walks slowly with an umbrella.

It was a rain at the end of summer, and with a bit of coolness, the wind blew the young man's somewhat messy hair.

Xue Yi took out his bank card and entered the password on an ATM on the street, and today is the time to pay his salary.

How can you be chic with money?

Of course, I bought a few boxes of Zhou Black Duck to enjoy it.

Paired with a cold and cool beer, it tastes quacky.

"Damn, what's going on?"

He was stunned when he saw the balance displayed on the ATM.

The balance behind the big 307 and the countless 0s behind it frightened his little heart.

One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand, million, million, ten million, billion, actually 307 billion!

"Damn, how can I have so much money?"

Kari inexplicably has an extra 30.7 billion, and he doesn't believe that such a good thing can happen to an ordinary person.

Of course, Xue Yi didn't believe it either.

He pinched his face hard, and after making sure that it wasn't a dream, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, and a very evil thought came to his mind.

What should I do with all this money?

Buy a luxury sports car and pretend to be forced!

no! no! no!

That's not enough, I'm looking for ten girlfriends!

I'm going to hit ten tonight!

The more Xue Yi thought about it, the more excited he became, how about taking him a billion first!

"You can't take it out, can you? It turns out that the ATM also has an amount limit, and you can only withdraw 20,000 yuan! ”

A depressed face.

"20,000 is enough to spend, I can't afford a car!"

But Xue Yi didn't dare to go to the bank, after all, he didn't know where the money in the card came from, and if he was questioned by the bank, he wouldn't be able to get a dime out at that time.

"20,000 is 20,000, I come here every day to get 20,000! Hey, hey, hey, with a daily income of 20,000, think I'm also a very awesome character! ”

Earning 20,000 yuan a day, he slowly took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

Dial the phone number of a supervisor in an electronics factory.

(The next dialogue is too bloody and violent, and it is simply omitted!) )

After taking the money and scolding the supervisor, Xue Yi was in a good mood, and when he walked, he was also quite stylish, and the little butt was twisted, and the people behind him wanted to kick him a few times.

"This kid, your head is cramping, right? If this is my son, his ass will open flowers for him! ”

But Xue Yi walked in front of him unaware, and he didn't care about the eyes of others at all.

"Hmph, a group of mortals, you are envious, jealous and hateful! From today onwards, you Uncle Xue can also be a rich man again! ”

Xue Yi walked into a barber shop and said loudly: "Boss, cut my rich man's hair!" Remember, it must be a rich man's hairstyle! ”

There were still many people sitting in the barber shop, and when they heard Xue Yi's words, a group of people looked at him with strange eyes, as if they were looking at a big fool.

There was a yellow hair hiding on the sofa in the corner and snickering, and was seen by Xue Yi.

Xue Yi was not angry, he took out the three thousand oceans he had just taken out of his coat pocket and handed it to the boss, "Boss, do you think there is a problem?" ”

The boss took the ocean with his eyes shining, overjoyed, and hurriedly promised: "No problem, no problem at all!" This uncle comes here and sits down, and I'll personally help you cut the richest hairstyle! ”

After saying that, the boss, who hadn't touched the scissors for ten years, picked up the scissors and must perform well in front of Xue Yi.

After some operation, everyone present was stunned, and the previous Huang Mao held back his laughter, ", I was sloppy!" Nima, what a rich man! ”

Xue Yi sat on the chair and waited for the boss to cut his hair, and the other people in the barber shop hadn't taken their eyes off him since Xue Yi walked in, and some even took out their mobile phones to record a video.

Soon, a very niubility hairstyle appeared in front of Xue Yi and everyone.

Xue Yi looked at his unfamiliar self in the mirror, "Do you look quite handsome at this glance?" ”

The boss hurriedly boasted on the side: "Uncle, you are already very handsome!" With this haircut I cut for you myself, I can guarantee that all the beautiful women will look at you when you walk down the street! ”

"I love to hear that! Reward! ”

Xue Yi was very happy to hear this, shook his hand and threw another two thousand oceans to the boss, and then swaggered out of the barbershop.

Sure enough, as the boss said, the beauties on the street never moved away from him after they saw him.

A beautiful woman in green clothes walked up to him, "This little brother, do you need a beautiful woman to accompany you?" ”

Hearing the numb voice, Xue Yi had goosebumps all over his body.

Damn, I love it!

"I'm going to eat Western food with your brother and me!"

The beautiful woman walked into a Western restaurant with Xue Yi's arm, and Xue Yi ordered the most expensive thing and a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite.

After eating, he took out the bank card with 30.7 billion yuan and said to the waiter: "Swipe!" Feel free to brush! I don't blame you for brushing too much! ”

made the green-clothed beauties around her bud to be released, and a small heart was pounding, this time it was really a big deal!

Xue Yi saw the beautiful woman's delicate little face, it seems that there is a drama tonight.

In order to be able to spend an unforgettable night with the beauties in green tonight, after coming out of the western restaurant, Xue Yi took the beauties straight to the big shopping mall to let her buy them.

Women just like to buy, buy, buy! After making the woman happy, the plot behind is not as casual as he expected.

Xue Yi's way of pretending to be forced completely let go of himself.

Maybe God can't stand it! Or maybe his actions have alarmed some powerful plane god!

Xue Yi and the green-clothed beauty who had just come out of the western restaurant had not yet reacted, and a lightning bolt fell from the sky, which happened to split on this "couple".

Xue Yi fell straight to the ground, his consciousness slowly blurred, and scolded at the moment of death: "Grass!" ”

……

I don't know how long it took.

A cacophony of sounds woke him from his stupor.

Xue Yi jumped up from the bed.

In an unfamiliar room, he found that his body was much shorter than before.

"I'm alive!"

Touching his entire body in disbelief, his gaze was drawn to a mirror in front of him.

"Who is this?"

A stranger's face was reflected in the mirror.

"This is me!"

Xue Yi reacted that the person in the mirror was himself.

"How did I become like this?"

Xue Yi became a teenager who was only fifteen or sixteen years old.

Suddenly, a memory came out of his head, Xue Yi had a painful headache, and he covered his head and struggled through this time.

After the headache disappeared, Xue Yi realized that he had crossed over!

That's right, he crossed!

Xue Yi has traveled to an era of swords and sorcery! Magic has absolute authority in this world! It's a pity that his identity in this world is a cannabis melon with no magical talent!

"Daddy!"

What does it mean to be in this world to be ungifted with magic?

It means that you can only become an ordinary person at the bottom, and you can't do anything.

Isn't that the same as who he is on Earth? A lower-class worker who can only be a low-level worker for a lifetime will never want to raise his head.

"Your uncle! Others who travel to other worlds have this and that kind of talent system, why is it useless for me to come here? If you look at my face closely, it doesn't look as good as the previous one! It's too bad! ”

Xue Yi complained in the mirror.

Is this unclear and makes him rotten?

"Yes, let's put it badly! Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, what magic can be difficult to defeat your father and me! ”

He picked up the book "Beginner Wizard" from a small table next to the bed, which had stumped him countless times.

Turning the first page of the book, I was stunned by what it contained.

"It's... Ninety-nine multiplication formula? ”

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