Chapter 7, Canteen Depth Charges

"The liquid in the two test tubes you saw just now is the urine of the first-order Demonic Beast Water Turtle and the second-order Demonic Beast Red Chu Lion, and then we need to pour their mixture into this small wine glass, and then add some trace amount of whisker powder to the wine glass, as well as one or two pieces of blue crucian grass, and the work is done!"

Xu Qing poured the three liquids that had been mixed in Xue Yi's hand into a small wine glass in front of him, sprinkled some powder, and put two green leaves on the side of the wine glass close to the surface of the liquid, which looked quite emotional.

However, judging from the mixture of violent reactions in the wine glass, Xue Yi thought that it was not likely.

"Come, classmate Xue Yi, do this toast!"

Xue Yi's eyelids jumped, and he panicked in his heart and said, "Teacher, can I change someone?" ”

"No! Aren't you a squad leader? Xu Qing said with a smile and handed the wine glass to Xue Yi.

"But... Teacher, can you really drink this thing? Xue Yi still didn't dare to pick it up, and asked fearfully.

"Don't worry, the mixed medicinal juice is not only delicious, but can treat ordinary typhoid fever, damage to internal organs, and the effect of that!" Xu Qing winked at Xue Yi mischievously, and said with a light bite on her red lips.

"What about it?" Xue Yi admitted that he was moved.

"Yes!"

Affirming Xu Qing again, Xue Yi turned his heart sideways, took the wine glass in Xu Qing's hand, raised his neck and drank it all.

At the entrance of the mixed medicinal soup, an extremely strong strange taste spread in his mouth, and Xue Yiqiang swallowed it with discomfort.

It didn't take long for him to lean down and retch violently.

"Wow~ It's really super unpleasant, and it's like eating something strange in my mouth!"

It was only after he finally recovered from this disgusting feeling, and then looked at the rest of the class, all of them covered their noses with their hands with disgusted expressions.

"What's wrong? Why do you hate me so much? Xue Yi still didn't know what was going on.

Xu Qing also covered his nose at this time and said to him: "I forgot to tell you Xue Yi, there is a strange taste in your mouth within five hours after drinking this mixed medicinal juice, so please try not to talk during this time!" ”

"Shenma?" Xue Yi was petrified on the spot.

What a cheat!

"Teacher, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Xu Qing said innocently: "I said earlier, will you still drink it?" ”

"That's... And what about the effect of what you just said? Why didn't I feel it at all? ”

Xue Yi was cheated by others for the first time, and since the other party was a woman, he generously admitted it, the key is whether the effect in that aspect is true or not!

"Haven't you already experienced it?" Xu Qing asked in turn.

"Oh~ experienced? Where is it? Where is it? Xue Yi looked under him and didn't react.

Xu Qing pointed to her mouth.

Xue Yi realized that something was wrong, could it be that this woman had pretended to be shy.

He asked again with confirmation, "You don't know bad breath, do you?" ”

"Otherwise, Xue Yi? Where did you want to go? Xu Qing said with a pure face.

"I thought... I thought..."Xue Yi was so angry that he was incoherent.

"Why?" Xu Qing said, "Hey, classmate Xue Yi, you are so bad, how can you think of such a dirty thing at a young age?" ”

Xue Yi was speechless for a while, while the whole class burst into laughter.

You woman, one day I'll let you lie at my feet.

Xue Yi was so angry that he bit his gums, and with tears in his eyes, he didn't dare to speak again for the next five hours, because as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone had to retreat ten meters away.

But people always have to eat!

At noon, when I came to the college cafeteria, the aunt who served the food asked, "Classmate, what do you want to eat?" ”

Xue Yi didn't dare to speak, so he could only point to them one by one.

"Oh, don't be so shy! Say what you want to eat directly, and Auntie will definitely give you the most! ”

Xue Yi still didn't dare to speak easily, so he asked his aunt to give him some casually and ran away.

"Oh, why is this classmate so shy? It's really like the old man in my family when he was young! The aunt looked at Xue Yi's back when she left, and suddenly blushed with honey on her big face.

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided!

Xue Yi, who hadn't walked far, shouted to him from a familiar voice behind him: "Boss, boss, don't go!" ”

Behind him, Lin Sheng walked briskly towards him.

Xue Yi had to stop, turn around, and smile at him that was okay.

"Boss is coming to dinner, let's go together?" Lin Sheng said.

Xue Yi smiled and nodded.

So the two of them found an empty seat and sat down.

"Boss, what class are you in?"

Xue Yi didn't speak, and wrote a five-character on the table.

"Class Five?"

Xue Yi nodded.

"Class 5 is good! But with the boss, your grades should be able to be placed in the first class, huh? Class 1 is the strongest class in our junior magician class! ”

The higher the class in the Academy of Divine Dreams, the stronger the class.

Xue Yi didn't speak.

"What's wrong with you, boss? Why don't you speak? Lin Sheng asked very strangely.

Why doesn't the boss who usually talks a lot not say a word today?

Xue Yi pointed to his mouth and shook his head.

"Ah~ Boss, you can't talk anymore?" Lin Sheng's face was full of disbelief, "Boss, you won't be poisoned and dumb, right?" Alas, boss, you are just a little too high-profile, and if you actually said something like that on the day of the exam, you must have been poisoned by some unhappy person! ”

Xue Yi knew that Lin Sheng had misunderstood what he meant, so he wrote the word "no" on the table again.

"No? What do you mean? Lin Sheng looked at the word "no" and was puzzled, "Boss, are you trying to say that you are not poisonous?" Boss, you're not dumb, are you? After all, it's too easy to offend people with a poisonous tongue like you, boss, and someone who doesn't have long eyes must have cut off your tongue while you can't help it! ”

The blue tendons on Xue Yi's forehead burst out.

Damn, you kid can't expect me to be better?

Seeing that Lin Sheng was still chattering there, Xue Yi couldn't bear it anymore, so he said, "Your boss, I can't talk now!" Can't speak, you know? ”

His mouth had just opened, and everyone within a radius of more than ten meters smelled a burst of odor and retreated, and some people couldn't even stand it and vomited on the spot.

"Boss, you..." Lin Sheng also covered his nose and retreated far away, being smoked so badly.

Xue Yi realized that something was wrong, and then looked at the other people around him, he knew that he was in trouble.

"Which grandson is flying in the cafeteria?" A person in the cafeteria shouted loudly.

Then the crowd was agitated and scolded.

Seeing that the form was wrong, Xue Yi just wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape, but at this time, a familiar shadow not far away pointed at him and said, "It's him!" ”

That person was Jiang Yuxuan, who had been bullied by Xue Yi before, and the one next to her was Luo Meng, who had always been inseparable.

As soon as Jiang Yuxuan's words came out, everyone in the cafeteria looked at Xue Yi with their blazing eyes, wanting to dismantle him in eight pieces, including the staff in the canteen.

", little sister, you don't have to take revenge on me at this time, do you?" Xue Yi only felt that his scalp was numb, and now he was completely famous in the academy.

Many years later, someone will mention a resounding name when they talk about this past, someone has soared in the cafeteria of Shenmeng Academy!

In the cafeteria, these people who were harmed by Xue Yi's depth charges all dropped the dishes and chopsticks in their hands and came towards Xue Yi, even if they wanted to risk being punished by the academy, they would beat Xue Yi up today.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xue Yi had an idea, so he had to point to the outside of the cafeteria and said, "Look, everyone, the dean is here!" ”

"Ah~ The dean is here?"

These people were really fooled, and they all looked outside the cafeteria, and Xue Yi took this opportunity to cover his face and blend into the crowd and escape.

"Look, everyone, that kid is gone!"

By the time everyone reacted, Xue Yi had already disappeared.