Chapter 1: Goto and his uncle
Tsk, when the hell is it my turn to do this kind of thing......
I walked out of the supermarket with a bag of pork and vegetables, grumbling in my mouth. Since the two adults who don't know where they are gone, only the occasional phone call to say that they are still alive and don't miss it, otherwise I really think that I have never had parents, and my previous memories are all fantasies. And also...... Is it really necessary? Make a phone call to change the number once, for fear that I know my whereabouts, which orphanage did I pick up? Is Dad a spy and Mom a killer? What kind of state secret incident is you doing behind my back!
"Well, what are you going to eat tonight......
Leaning against the street lamp and waiting for the traffic light, I thought to myself. As for why you make your own food? It's okay if you live by yourself, but it's a pity that there is a dead uncle at home, and you have to get two people. Maybe the only role of this uncle is to play with himself and play games online.
"Hmm...... It seems that the Monster Hunt Ice Field has already been released, so I'll see if it's sold later......
With a soft sigh, the green light came on. I followed the flow of people across the road, the river with the dusk sunset with the brilliant waves, I turned my head sideways to look at the grass by the river, and soon turned back, no way, there are more than 100 million couples.
Damn, it's all those graphic novels that like to put dates in these places, why can't you be in a dark corner, a damp and foul sewer, and under a broken arched bridge! It doesn't bother me to see the scenery or anything......
The flow of people next to me gradually decreased, and when I was almost home, there were few people in sight. I lowered my head and squinted at my feet thinking about what to eat for dinner, but someone hit me the shoulder.
"it!"
I couldn't help but say the Celestial Empire-style friendly sentence that my old sister taught me, I was startled, and before I could come to my senses, a quick and weak apology came from behind me:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it......
Well? Why does it sound familiar?
I turned to look behind me, and a pink-haired girl in a pink sweatshirt with a panicked expression kept bowing at me.
"Ugh...... It's okay, it's okay......."
I stared at her clothes and thought as I spoke, how did it feel so familiar......
"Ahhh
"Huh? What do you say – hey, hey! What's wrong with you?!"
I came back from my thoughts and noticed that something didn't seem quite right with the girl on the other side...... No, it's very wrong! How she shook like breadcrumbs!
"Do you want to call an ambulance, old girl? Tell me back—"
"I, I—don't need, don't need—"
It seemed that when she saw me leaning over, the pink-haired girl trembled even more, her eyes were dilated, and countless black lines hung on her face very clearly. Seeing her like this, I immediately stopped and quietly moved a few steps back.
"Well, are you okay?"
I tried to talk to her, but she looked down and shivered as if she hadn't heard.
"Sister—"
A ball of pink sprang out of a house not far away and grabbed the pink-haired girl's thigh.
"Sister! Wake up—"
"Ahh
The pink-haired girl was shaken awake, and the effect was outstanding!
The little pink ball parted from the girl's pink sweatpants and bowed neatly to me:
"I'm so sorry! My sister has caused you trouble!"
"Ah, uh, nothing......
I responded a little confused, and when I saw that she had returned to normal, I breathed a sigh of relief and gently touched Xiao Pinkhair's head:
"Do you live here too?"
Well, it's not because this kid is cute and wants to touch her head, it's just that I think little Lori is very polite, and I definitely don't have any other ideas.
"Does Big Brother live here too?"
The big eyes of the little pink hair flashed one after another, and I always felt that these two sisters came out of the comics, and their ideals and ideals were completely exposed on their faces.
"Ah, I just moved here recently. My name is Ikusaku Kawakami, and a little further than that, the sign that says "Hanain" is my house."
"I'm Goto Erri, and the child who drops off every day is my sister Goto Ichiri!"
Goto lonely? It's very vivid...... But it is not excluded that it is a superficial phenomenon.
I thought to myself, and I always felt like I had heard this name at school, and this pink tracksuit, I always felt ...... It always feels a bit like – yes!
"Goto...... Goto-san?"
"Huh?!"
The pink-haired girl suddenly blew up!
"Ugh...... I'm sorry, Goto-san, after all, I can't see you at school...... I also heard my classmates talk about you...... hello? Are you listening?"
"Ahh I didn't expect someone in my sister's school to know her, hahaha......
Goto Erli hurriedly hid his sister, who was going down, behind his petite body, and said in surprise.
……
No, isn't it normal for someone to know her? Why are you so surprised?!
Seeing that I showed a very subtle expression, the little pink hair snorted awkwardly haha:
"That...... Brother Kawakami, it's not too early, my mother is going to scold us later, see you next time!"
"Oooh—okay, see you next time?"
Forget it, next time, I'll ask Goto-san if she's a fan of "Guitar Hero".
Watching the two girls leave, I noticed that it was completely dark.
"Oh no, it's so late, and my uncle is going to complain again."
I sighed badly, trotted up, and finally got back to my kennel base by eight o'clock.
…… Well? What the hell.
It was pitch black at home, and I changed my shoes at the entrance and was about to turn on the living room light, when I stepped on something soft with my left foot after taking two steps.
Did you buy an octopus at home......
As I was thinking this, as the lights turned on, the white-haired long-haired "beautiful girl" on the wooden floor was foaming at the mouth and rolling her eyes and fell to the ground unconscious.
"Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang!"
Seeing this, I threw the dishes into the kitchen in a hurry, and shouted slowly as I walked.
「…… Hey, do you call that uncle?"
The "beautiful girl" who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead wiped off the white foam from her mouth and ate it into her mouth, and sat up reluctantly.
"I said that it was a sunny day in the flower courtyard, can you not use the same routine twice, the cream is very expensive, and it is me who is distressed by your squandering so much."
"It's not like you haven't been back for so long, I'm bored."
"Hey, hey, don't use the coquettish language of such a two-dimensional beautiful girl casually!"
「…… I'm used to it."
"Calling you women's clothes every day, and meowing on the little blue bird, have you ever thought about my feelings?"
"Your uncle and I...... Uh, what do you mean by that Celestial Empire word? Born beautiful?"
Cut –
Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that my uncle is indeed a good material for women's clothing, and even he can't help but buy a few sets of his favorite cos clothes for him to wear, and he doesn't need makeup to be almost like a high-value beautiful girl, and there are really many evil things in this world......