Chapter 11: Born as a human being, I'm sorry

"The cost of the drink is 500 yen! Which band are you here to watch today?"

"Oooh! Thank you, and I'm here to see the end of the band's performance today~."

"Huh? Are you sure? It seems that I don't need to hand you a flyer for our band~"

I took a sip of my drink, admiring Kita-san's smile and maid outfit.

"That's right, that's right! That's how it feels! Kita's reception skills are really good~"

"I love working with people."

Kita-san, who made a standard maid pose, responded with a smile, and it seemed that he had completely taken on the role.

"Ryoshi has always been in charge of this part of the front desk, and that guy always puts on a dead fish eye - it's scary to be expressionless, right?"

"No, no, stupid Mao San, you must know that in the two-dimensional world, Miss Yamada's collective name is "three nothings", which is a very classic cuteness."

"Yes, yes~ It would be nice if the cool seniors only kept it like that......

"What the hell is Silly Mao-san...... Don't give me any weird nicknames, Kawakami!"

"I'm sorry, I've always wondered how your dumb hair works, is there really some future technology applied?"

Yidi Zhihongxia's eyes suddenly became hollow, and he said emotionlessly like a robot:

"Unknown...... Mistake...... Initiating the self-destruct procedure, 3, 2—"

"Don't don't scare me, Idichi! I'm very timid!"

I jumped out of my chair, is the world going to blow itself up because of my unintentional words?! Don't do that kind of thing! Before I found a girlfriend, the world must not be destroyed casually!

"Poof, just a little joke."

It turns out that our relationship is good enough to joke?! I've only been here for over an hour!

「…… What about Goto-san?"

"Little Bochi, what are you doing over there?!"

"Ah...... I am losing the meaning of my existence......

Throwing her body into the combustible garbage can, Olga Pochi, who made a "regimental commander pose" with her left hand, muttered hollowly in her eyes.

"How did it all come to this......

"If Kita-san doesn't mind, I can help you remember Oh Goto-san, something like "please make a mess of me" or something like that-"

"Kawakami-san, please don't mention such a shameful thing again!"

The perfect and dashing maid was instantly broken by my words, and covered my mouth with lightning speed.

"Ahh That's why he stubbornly resisted rehearsing with us."

"Yes......"

"I'm so worried that you've suddenly been heard from all of a sudden."

Miss Ryo Yamada, who was sitting expressionlessly, said.

"Senior ......"

"I'm wondering if you're dead (take out a handkerchief to wipe your tears), I've been giving you incense every day lately......

"Please don't kill me so easily."

"That's why you put on a maid's costume to atone for your sins...... What a sad story...... Anyway, I didn't know until now that the manager here was Xingge's senior! Why did the seniors have such a thing as a maid?!"

I'm a little powerless to complain, the seniors I look forward to wear maid outfits or something...... Think about it and still a little excited?

"I didn't expect you to come here, Yu Zuojun."

Idichi Xingge, who was working on a computer on the side, turned his head and said.

"Huh? Do you know my sister and Kawakami?!"

Ijichi was surprised and asked.

"Well...... It's hard to put into words...... Let Yu Zuojun explain it to you." Yidi Zhixing Song Sao's head threw the explanation work to me very smoothly.

"Ah...... Actually, I'm also a fan of the seniors of the star song, and I've been a little addicted to the songs of the seniors since I heard them from Miss Hiroi."

Since I'm here, I'd better make it nice, although the songs of the Star Song Predecessor Band are very good, but they are not addictive. Seeing that the senior nodded quietly with great satisfaction, I continued:

"Since Miss Hiroi and Xingge seniors know each other, it was natural to bring seniors with me at the last celebration banquet, and I happened to be there that day, so I met like this......

"Hmm...... I was also surprised that the drunkard would take a child to an izakaya or something. But after getting to know Yu Zuojun, I realized why she liked this boy so much."

"Huh? Why?"

"Go ask him yourself......" Xingge senior continued to type on the keyboard impatiently, and threw the question to me again.

"Ah-this kind of question is still left to me in the future~ Today I'm just an ordinary person drinking a drink at the Livehouse and preparing to listen to a song......

I'm a little scared to get over this topic, but what if everyone except Goto-san knows that he's a keyboardist, and Ijichi pulls himself in? I can't shadow a doppelganger yet, I can't run two bands in two places!

"Kawakami-san...... It's suspicious......"

"Uh-huh—that's right."

"Ah...... Speaking of Kita-san, the maid did a great job, and I sincerely felt the enthusiasm of the "stars".

"Even though this kid is just a temporary worker, it looks like he's going to be useful!"

"Huh? Thank...... Thanks for the compliment?"

"It can even help me get time to sleep secretly......

"Then I'll help you deduct your salary during this time."

"Kita looks really kind! Do you want to try to be a front desk? I'll teach you!"

"Okay!"

Using Miss Yamada's silent crying as a background board, Ijichi said to Kita-san very naturally.

「…… Then listen to [the sad elegy of a useless waste worker who is not even as good as a temporary worker]."

With the sound of a broken heart, Goto-san, who came out of the trash can, took out his guitar and played it silently.

"Oh? New songs?"

Idichi's precise stabbing as always.

"It's not been a long time, but I'm happy to have such a valuable experience......

"Little Pochi, you're here to teach Kita how to take a drink."

"Ah...... Okay!"

It's very simple and quickly resurrected.,It's so confusing.,Goto-san...... So don't be nervous, you don't even know that the drink is about to overflow, hey!

I immediately rushed over and turned off the drink, which prevented Goto-san's hand from being burned.

"I'm sorry to live in the world......

Goto, who knelt on the ground and made an orz pose, said.