Chapter 34: Is It Heaven...... Probably hell (plus more for Colinlou's tip)
"Little Bock, please order——!
"Whoa!!"
Yili, who was holding a sign with "Maid Coffee" written on it, was shouted by Hong Xia and moved to the table tremblingly.
"Anyway, little Boqi and the maid outfit are really a match~"
"Ah...... Woo woo ......"
"Really~ Goto-san's clothes are very suitable for wearing such cute clothes."
「…… Do you still sell visual benefits?"
Yamada-senpai gestured with her hand to her and Ichiri's chests, holding her chin and pondering.
Hongxia and Kita-san also seemed to realize this, and looked at Ichiri with a sinister smile.
"Huh......? Why did you suddenly feel a chill...... I think the expressions of the two of them are terrifying......
"Turns out Poki is an unpolished rough stone!"
Senior Sister Yamada looked at Yili with a shining and longing gaze:
"Poki will wear a swimsuit in the MV from now on! For the current band, the number of views of the video is justice, and in order to increase the number of views, a little sacrifice is necessary."
"Alas——?!"
"Hmm...... That's a great idea......
"Or let Poki just wrap duct tape around the surface of the sea. How about barefoot temptation?"
"Mm-hmm, I very much agree with Yamada-senpai's idea!"
"So Yu Zuo, why are you messing around with Liang!!"
"Ah...... Anyway, I would like to ask you to order——!
"Ah, too."
Hongxia took the menu from Yili and looked at it, and Senior Sister Yamada sat silently on the side drooling:
"Can anyone lend me some money?"
I reflexively grabbed the wallet in my trouser pocket and glanced around, but I couldn't help but scratch my head when I saw that there was no Kikuri-senpai.
Strange, am I hallucinating?
「…… Wow~ It looks so delicious! Is this the soft and pure intoxicating magic omelet rice?!"
Hey——!! Why are there always so many weird and long names for the food that has appeared lately?!
"It's just omelet rice."
Finally someone complained about this phenomenon!
I cast a grateful look at Hongxia, although it was the latter's puzzled expression in exchange.
"Ah, there's also Unicorn Dream Sparkle ☆ Bright Omurice."
"It's just an ordinary omelet rice......
"Hey, this doesn't work, it's really not good, what is the dark dark cute omelet rice?"
"It's omelet rice...... By the way, did you add private goods to it?!"
"What do you have on this menu?
It's all the same thing except for the different names......
Kita-san pointed to the menu and looked at Ichiri in a daze, and the highlights in his eyes were dead......
"Ah...... It seems that the budget is spent on the maid to install ......."
"Alright! That's acceptable!"
I can see a maid outfit in a mile, what's wrong with the strange name? What's wrong with only omelet rice? All can be sacrificed!
"Kawakami-san always gets excited in some strange places......
……
"Ah...... I've been waiting for a long time, your soft and fluffy ☆ pure and intoxicating magic omelet rice ......"
"Just say omelet rice!"
"Speaking of omelet rice, isn't there a service in the maid café where the maid has to recite a magic spell that will make it even more delicious?"
"Kawakami-san, haven't you ever been to a maid café?"
"Yes, the guest is God."
Yamada-senpai and Hongxia secretly smiled evilly and looked at Yiri with a confused face.
"Miss maid, please~~!"
"You're all having fun......
"Ugh...... That ......."
Ichiri's hands trembled and raised into a twisted heart shape, and his face was painted with a gloomy aura of magic:
"Ah...... Soft...... Soft and pure miracle magic...... Omurice becomes delicious...... Let's ......."
As a lump of purple secretions pulled out of the heart, it fell into the omelet rice with a "pop". Hongxia and Yamada-senpai took a bite slowly, and their souls slowly appeared in the air:
「…… Dry."
"Ah...... After all, it's frozen food......
"I see Kawakami-san eating very happily, right?"
「…… Woo uh, me? After all, it's the same kind of breath, and there is always an inexplicable sense of familiarity, it's delicious!"
I didn't stop digging the omelet rice in my hand, and this feeling was really dreaming of the life of a person when I returned to China...... I feel like crying inexplicably.
"Is it that delicious?? Kawakami-san is crying?!"
"Yu Saku is really weird sometimes......
"Now it's suddenly the same aura as Pochi."
"Anyway——! Goto-san! You have to read it with feelings!"
"Ah...... Hmmm......"
"Okay...... Goto-san, look at me, and I'm going to do this."
"Soft and fluffy~ ♡
Pure and pure~ ♡
Miracle Magic~ ♡
Omelette rice~ ♡
Let's make it delicious~♡"
I'm super! The beauty of light ○ lesbian transformation!
I swallowed the omelet rice in my throat and exclaimed, not to say that it is exactly the same, it is also exactly the same.
With a few pieces of love integrated into the omelet rice, the omelet rice that Chapochi had made became a little full stomach inexplicably hungry, and couldn't wait to show off with Yamada-senpai and Hongxia.
"Oh——! The sourness of the ketchup blends with the sweetness of the sauce, and the taste is reminiscent of the warmth of home......!"
Magic, it's magical, isn't it?
"Yu Zuo, can you give me your share?"
Why did Yamada-senpai call me by my name so directly......
With some reluctance, I handed the omelet rice to Yamada-senpai, only to realize that there were already three plates piled up in front of her table......
"Is this the reincarnation of a starving ghost?!"
"Ahaha...... Maybe I've been eating a lot of grass lately......
Eating grass is no joke!! Well? How do you feel like I've spit out this sentence?
"Little Kita, Little Kita~ If it's convenient, can you help in the café?"
A girl in Class 2 looked at Kita-san with expectant eyes.
"Okay, I don't have anything to do~"
"Babble~! The maid outfit and Xiaoxi are so good to match! Super—cute!"
"Hey...... It's okay...... How about the seniors try to wear it too? I can leave a good memory~"
Ah, is this heaven?
Waiting for a group of beautiful maid girls, I seem to understand a little bit why my mother asked me to come to Xiuhua to study, the proportion of beautiful girls is really high!
「…… So why do I have to wear a maid's outfit?"
I clutched my skirt awkwardly with dead fish eyes, and I was inexplicably flustered underneath.
"Follow the customs, follow the customs~"
Kita-san, Hongxia, and Yamada-senpai smiled evilly and took pictures around me:
"Kawakami-san, maybe it's quite suitable for women's clothing?"
…… Thank you so much.