Chapter Seventy-One: Sometimes It's Caused by Overwork

Sure enough, he ran away......

As soon as we arrived at the entrance of the shrine, my parents disappeared into the grove like rabbits, leaving only a group of us at a loss to blow the cold wind at the door.

"That...... Kawakami-san, Uncle Kawakami, have they always been like this?"

"Ah, it's always been like this, and it's no longer weird."

I turned my head to look at my sister playing with her phone with her head down, looking indifferent, and it seemed that she had slipped away quietly in the past few days in the Celestial Empire.

"Oh, really, when did you become an adult......

"Well~Rain, she's always been like this~"

Uncle Goto, who was hugged by Erli in the back, recalled with some nostalgia:

"After all, when the band was active, she always slipped away at every turn, and we often had to postpone the live time because of her absence~"

Is that all there is to it since high school...... No, maybe it was a long time ago.

"Speaking of which, how did Uncle Goto and his mother know each other?"

"Oh, this."

Uncle Goto quietly squinted at Aunt Michiyo's reaction, and after confirming that there was no problem, he said:

"It was a stormy night...... At that time, the typhoon in Tokyo was raging, and the lives were devastated! And I was hiding in the depths of a dark alley, with only a cardboard box by my side to shelter me from the wind and rain...... Just when I was drenched in the rain and almost swept away by the typhoon, there was a "bang" of thunder! A tall beautiful girl stared at me squatting on the ground with a garbage look, stretched out her hand to me and said slowly: Be the guitarist of my band! …… That's about it."

「…… Sorry, can you sum it up briefly?"

"Oh, that day, the club recruited new students, and I was the only one in the class who played the guitar, so I was pulled into the gang."

Do you have to say a lot of things like the above?! And why do you want to say that you are being picked up by a beautiful girl like an abandoned little animal!

"I'm so sorry that my dad is so embarrassed......

Yili slowly lowered his head and silently hugged Erli, who was riding on Uncle Goto's shoulder.

"What?! Did you even start to dislike me for a mile...... Woo...... What a failure my father has done!"

Maybe you can still have some dignity if you don't play tricks?

「…… Yes! Yu Zuo! Pochi-chan~!"

When I heard the voice, I looked not far away, and Hongxia, who was wearing a kimono, waved at us and Xingge seniors who were biting lollipops with their hands in their pockets came over.

"Are you late?"

"No, we've just arrived."

When they got closer, I noticed that Hongxia didn't wear the side ponytail that had not changed for 10,000 years, but replaced it with a pill head that looked like I wanted to touch it.

"Didn't Yamada-senpai come?"

"Ah...... She."

Hongxia was about to say something when a black Audi A4 stopped steadily in front of us on the side of the road.

「…… I said that there was no need to drive me...... Ah, it's okay, you guys go first."

Yamada-sana got out of the back door and said something to the passenger seat, and when she saw us all looking at her curiously, she closed the door and lifted her long black skirt over the railing.

"Is there only one of me? Sorry for the delay."

Senior Sister Yamada casually grabbed a ball of relatively clean-looking snow on the ground and kneaded it into a ball, and simply stuffed it into her mouth:

"Uh-huh...... It's a little tastier than grass."

…… How to say it, Senior Sister Yamada, who obviously stepped down from the limousine and looked like she didn't know which one, was now gnawing on the snow and eating, and inexplicably felt that her worldview had collapsed a little.

Hey? It turned out that it was a black luxury car

Is there really one?!

"Ryo Senpai~~ I haven't seen you for a long time~~"

Yamada-senpai grabbed Kita-san who pounced on the head and continued to gnaw on the snowball slowly:

"Busy......"

"Now that everyone is here, let's go up to the mountain to pay respects."

I decisively ignored my parents, anyway, it didn't matter if they were not there, it was better to say that recognizing my daughter-in-law here would make me embarrassed.

"Oh~~! Go to the shrine and go to the shrine~~"

Erli slipped out of Ichiri's arms and expertly climbed on my head and patted me on the head.

"Yu Zuo...... I don't have a problem with you abducting my eldest daughter, and now you have to take away the right to use the bus for Erli from me?!"

Uncle Goto leaned over and whispered to me, with a little worry, two points of envy, three points of surprise, and even four points of jealousy in his eyes.

What kind of weird fan-shaped stat chart is this?! Uncle Goto, if you accidentally hit your head when you go on a business trip, just say it! I'm really not going to laugh at you-

"Yu Zuo, no matter how you say it, Xiao Erli is still too small......

No, Xingge seniors, why are you here to join in the fun...... Am I that kind of person? What do you think of me?!

……

"Whew...... Call...... Finally, finally—"

With trembling hands, I hugged Erli off my shoulders, and I fell to my knees on the bluestone slab with weak legs, panting.

「…… Are you okay, Yu Zuojun?"

"Pochi-chan...... You see, how can he look like he's fine?"

Hongxia shook her index finger at Yili:

"Originally, Xiao Erli wanted to come down and walk by himself halfway, but this guy had to show off his strength, so he could only say that he was asking for hardship."

"Brother Yu Zuo...... You okay? Puppets shouldn't be capricious......"

Xiao Erli squatted in front of me and stroked my head with his warm little hands:

"I'm tired and flew away~"

Puff cough——!

Xiao Erli launched a cute attack on Kawakami Yusaku, and the effect is outstanding!

"Why did you fall all of a sudden?!"

……

Ah, the strange smallpox...... Uh, sky. It's still snowing......

I felt the faint coolness coming from the tip of my nose, and unconsciously put all the weight of my body on the person who was holding me.

"Hey...... Yu Zuo, it's a bit heavy."

Well? This is...... The voice of the star song senior?!

My body quickly retreated backwards like a spring, and then I saw the helpless Xingge senior pinching his shoulders with his hands and moving his arms:

"Why did you faint all of a sudden?"

"No, no, no—it's better to say why it's the Xingge seniors who are supporting me!!"

"Ichiri's father took them to ask for a marriage sign...... I'm too lazy to go, so I'll stay here and see when you wake up?"

「…… How long have I been unconscious?"

"Hmm...... About five minutes, right?"

Is it just that you are tired like this with a two-mile on your shoulder...... Do you want to go to the gym to get a card in the future......