Chapter 21: Angry at Sima Junde
"Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the King of Han is a great talent, these two lower couplets are the best answer."
"Your Majesty, we won this game..."
"Your Majesty...."
The civil officials of Dafeng spoke out one after another, congratulating Emperor Fengjing.
Emperor Fengjing was very satisfied, and the more he looked at Guo Tianyi, the more satisfied he became.
I used to be really blind.
The most inconspicuous third child, but he is the best among his sons.
"Damn it."
"Let's get the question out."
Guo Tianyi smiled slightly and looked at Sima Junde and said.
"Sima Junde, calm down."
Seeing that Sima Junde was not lightly angry, Princess Utina shook her soft voice and comforted her.
The killing move of his own Wu State has not yet come out.
Sima Junde is still too young.
That's it, and you've been pursuing yourself?
I was a little disappointed.
At the same time, Utina was even more angry with Guo Tianyi.
The sharp-toothed, stinky and shameless King Han is too hateful.
"Yes, Your Highness Princess."
Sima Junde took a deep breath of the climate, clenched his fists to His Royal Highness the princess whom he had admired for a long time, and then said, "King Han, you do have something. ”
"But this one, I don't believe you can solve it."
Hearing this, Guo Tianyi said impatiently, "Don't force it, get out of the question quickly." ”
"Listen up." Sima Junde squinted his eyes and said, "The couplet I came out this time is: water-cooled Jin Han, Fire God Temple, and a lot of construction. ”
"Shameless, shameless...."
Wang Yuan said angrily, "You are still the number one talent in Wu State, last time you took out the couplet that you Wu State monks have not been matched for ten years, and this couplet turned out to be a couplet made by the great Confucian of my Dafeng thirty years ago, can you have a face?" ”
"It's just that it's so shameless that our Dafeng couplet came against us."
"It's so shameless, Wu Guocaizi, as a native of Wu Guo, don't you care about your face?"
"Shameless....!"
"Shameless....!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, don't say so ugly." Sima Junde sneered, "Culture knows no borders, we have the same words, language at a glance, who stipulated that the topics of the predecessors cannot be used in this competition...?" ”
Back then, before the founding of the country, this couplet existed.
Strictly speaking, it was made by the great Confucians of the previous dynasty.
Because of the irony of the former emperor at that time, the construction of a large number of buildings.
So no one has a suitable downlink.
Guo Tianyi also thought about it.
"Everyone, let's think about it quickly."
"The hourglass is coming to an end."
Situ Jun's face was full of smiles, looking at the people of Dafeng.
"Do you have a downlink?" Seeing this, King Wei hurriedly looked at the literati he had recruited, wanting to make a splash.
"Your Highness, this couplet is not good, right..."
"Your Highness, forgive me for my incompetence."
"Your Highness, it is not easy to correspond to this couplet..."
“.....。”
"A bunch of trash." King Wei clenched his fist in his sleeve robe, and looked at Guo Tianyi, who was thinking, a little anxious.
When the third child came up with the next link, isn't the daylily cold?
Emperor Feng Jing also frowned, he also knew about this couplet, but the difficulty of this couplet was very high.
For decades, there has not been a suitable link in Dafeng.
"Ladies and gentlemen, who has a good plan?"
Emperor Fengjing looked at the ministers and said slowly.
"Your Majesty, let me think about it..."
"Your Majesty, the minister can't come out."
"Your Majesty, the old minister is incompetent..."
“......。”
Seeing that the civil officials of Dafeng fell into deep thought, Sima Junde smiled "haha" and said, "Everyone, if you can't do it, just admit defeat, anyway, it's just a game..."
"That is, if you lose a game, why not cut a city?"
"It's not a shame to lose to our Wu country."
"Emperor Dafeng, if you can't do it, admit defeat."
"Hahaha, the hourglass is about to end, I don't think you should think about it..."
"Throw in the towel..."
The envoys of the state of Wu have made sarcastic remarks, and the sand in the hourglass is also draining rapidly.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
There are less than eight seconds left before the sand streamer.
The brow of the Great Bong became tighter and tighter.
King Wei was so anxious that he stomped his feet, eager to let his people come up with an answer in the next second, but he couldn't do anything.
"Wait!"
Guo Tianyi suddenly thought of something, and his voice suddenly echoed in the Jinluan Palace.
"Yi'er, do you have an answer?"
Emperor Fengjing was overjoyed and looked at Guo Tianyi and said.
King Wei and his ministers also looked at Guo Tianyi and were overjoyed.
"Father, the son has already come up with the next link." Guo Tianyi arched his hand.
"Huh." Sima Junde said with disdain, "It's just a delaying tactic, no one has come out for more than 30 years, and my son doesn't believe it..."
The envoys of the State of Wu also nodded.
They didn't think that Guo Tianyi could come up with the next link so quickly.
Without waiting for Sima Junde to finish speaking, Guo Tianyi said domineeringly, "Listen, the next link of this king is: villain Dezhi, Wu Guogou, what a thing!" ”
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha."
When the people heard this, they burst into laughter.
Taiwei Wang Yuan couldn't help but smile and said, "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the King of Han's couplet is wonderful, it can be called the best..."
"What...?"
"Presumptuous, King Han, you are too much..."
"King Han, you squirt feces all over your mouth."
"King Han, do you still have some cultivation?"
"Do you still have some quality?"
"Damn, damn..."
The envoys of the State of Wu jumped into a rage, isn't this a curse?
Wu is all dogs?
Although it's a scolding couplet, it's very rhyming, huh?
"Nima." Sima Junde was so angry that his chest hurt, and he said in a trembling voice, "What the hell are you, it's insulting....!" ”
"Sven?"
"As long as this king can come out, it is a good couplet."
"Listen, it's time for the king." Guo Tianyi waved his sleeves and said domineeringly:
"Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, rushing to the bottom of the eye."
"Draped in the shore, the joy is boundless."
"Look: Dongxiang Shenjun; Xizhu Lingyi; The north goes meandering; Nanxiang Su. ”
"Masters of rhyme, why not choose to win."
"Take advantage of the crab island Luozhou, comb the wind and fog sideburns."
"More often, decorated with some green feathers and danxia. Don't be disappointed: fragrant rice all around; Ten thousand acres of clear sand; Nine Summer Hibiscus; Three spring willows. ”
"This king's uplink is simple, right?"
"Please, right!"
Guo Tianyi made a "please" gesture and sneered.
"Hiss~"
"Hiss~"
"Hiss~"
Those who heard it were all shocked, and the hall was full of gasps.
The culture of this world is far worse than that of China.
A dozen words of couplets are the top of the sky.
The couplets of the eight or nine crosses are simply unheard of, unseen, unprecedented, unprecedented, unprecedented, unseen, unseen, unheard-of, unseen, unheard-of, un
The faces of the Wu envoys turned green.
Especially Sima Junde, he didn't even remember it clearly.
"Nima!"
"You're fooling."
"How can there be such a couplet in this world?"
"I don't believe you're right?"
Sima Junde was so shocked that his scalp was numb, and he rebelled, "If you can come out, I will admit defeat!" ”
"Hahahaha." Guo Tianyi laughed arrogantly, "You are really a waste, how can you be afraid of the couplet of eight or nine crosses?" ”
"Listen up!"
"The next couplet of this king is: thousands of years of past, note to my heart."
"Put the wine in vain, sigh where is the hero."
"Think: Han Xi Lou ship; Tang standard iron pillar; Song wields a jade axe; Yuan crosses the leather sac. ”
"Great and great achievements, and it takes all the effort to move mountains."
"The bead curtain is painted in the building, and the roll is not as good as the twilight rain and clouds."
Then the remnants of the monument were broken, and they were all paid to the smoke. Only won: a few pestles and bells; Banjiang fishing fire; Two rows of autumn geese; A pillow of clear frost. ”
Quiet!
The silent needle drop in the entire Jinluan Hall can be heard.
Everyone's eyes widened and looked at Guo Tianyi like a ghost.
"Even a waste like you, dare to call yourself the number one talent in Wu State?"
"This king said that you are a straw bale and you are lifting you, according to this king, you are a stupid pig who has a false reputation, pigs are smarter than you, what face do you have to pretend here, go home and play your Gil..."
Guo Tianyi's momentum was like a rainbow, and he sprayed five times a second, which made Sima Jun's defense break directly.
I saw a mouthful of blood spurted out of Sima Junde's "poof~", and his eyes were black and he fell directly to the ground.
The dignified number one talent in the Wu Kingdom, how could he have suffered such a blow and insult?
On the spot, he was angry and hated the northwest.