Chapter 242: My bodyguard is Sadako
The female corpse was shocked, and with a sound of Peng, her clothes were torn apart and her body was exposed.
He was in good shape, but he was covered with coagulated purple and black blood, and he emitted a foul smell. Xiao Cheng was in no mood to look at it, and with an order, the female corpse fell into the ice water with a pop and sank to the bottom of the river.
Xiao Cheng took out the fairy net leaf from his arms, threw it into the cold bone-chilling river water, and poured it with strength, and the fairy net leaf became heavy and fell directly to the bottom.
The underwater female corpse moved lightning to collect this object, and cleaned it vigorously according to the master's orders. Body, hair, long nails...... , no subtle corner will fall, and the white and clean fragrance that is not washed will not stop.
After a long time, a graceful body that caught up with the fairy came out of the ice hole, the long black hair was wet and dragged on the ice, and the cold water droplets rolled on the tight and stiff skin, and the delicate body was white and tender, smooth and uneven, and after washing, the face was revealed, and the female face was a standard goose egg face.
The face is fresh and fresh, the light eyebrows are affectionate, and the ingot's small mouth is pale and bloodless, which is very beautiful. The eyes are big but godless, the Japanese beautiful girl feels, the height is about 1.65 meters, the golden ratio figure, and the legs appear straight and slender. This is a very good little beauty, a little beauty with long hair, but she is dead and lifeless, which is a pity.
Gee......!
Xiao Cheng circled around the female corpse several times, reaching out and touching the female corpse. The female corpse is washed cleanly, the smell is fragrant and natural, except that she is not angry, she is a natural little beauty, and he is naturally not disgusted.
"You're such a lovely girl, how did you die?...... It's okay, even if you're dead, I'll make you laugh and be famous all over the world, but it's a pity, what a good girl."
Xiao Cheng touched the white and beautiful little face of the female corpse, and a light of pity appeared in his eyes. This guy pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, he is very uncomfortable when the beauty dies, and he has to comfort the dead body, which is really strange enough.
It's not that he has a perverted hobby, it's true, the female corpse accused of zhì feels not much different from a living person, he first reached out and touched it, wanting to see if she would be like a living person, and moaned twice when stimulated and reacted. In fact, it is the curiosity in the heart, the subconscious behavior, although it looks dirty, but the bottom of the heart is clean, and there are no bad thoughts.
What's more, when he looked at the female corpse that had lost her vitality, the pity in his heart rose greatly, and he would not have unclean thoughts. Sometimes, when the heart is clean, it is really clean, far more innocent than the sanctimonious.
However, when outsiders see this, they will not understand him, they will only misunderstand him, he is an evil monk with evil habits. Please, although Xiao Cheng can't catch up with the emperor's old man who has 3,000 beauties, but it is Yanran, Tian Miao, Liuli, and Tangtang, how can there be idle time? Don't get me wrong.
No matter how he touched it, the female corpse never reacted, and her body shape was graceful and convex and backward, but it was cold and stiff in her hand, and it didn't feel good.
Xiao Cheng's eyes blinked, and he pulled his clothes out of the leather bag tucked into the juggernaut's belt. For the birds, he stuffed the dragon tooth sword, the black moon magic weapon, and the backpack into the juggernaut belt, and he was light without dragging.
With a shook, sparks that emitted high temperature jumped out, and with the thought, lightning rolled on the female corpse. At such a temperature, after only a few rounds, the water vapor on the female corpse was evaporated, and the super-long black hair flew with the cold wind, like a black snake scurrying around in the ice and snow, full of weirdness.
Shake off her shirt and put it on the female corpse very carefully. Comb the female corpse's hair. "Catch up with Ming'er to give you a hairstyle when you have time, such long hair, don't make a lot of elegant hair, isn't it a tyrannical thing?
Well, well, the face plate is good, wait, let Tang Tang give you makeup, so as not to be too ghostly and scary. ...... We have a lot of trendy clothes at home, don't worry, I will definitely dress you up beautifully. ... By the way, don't come to life and scare me, actually, I'm quite cowardly.
If you really want to come back to life, you must greet me first and prepare me mentally.
Oops, the nails are so long, do you need to trim the ......? Good hard nails, forget it, when you are a weapon, kill the enemy with one claw, it's too domineering. You like bare feet, don't you? Toenails are long, but they're clean, so I won't put shoes on you, and bare feet are a kind of beauty, don't you say...?"
While sorting out the clothes of the female corpse, Xiao Cheng muttered these words in a rambling manner, and he was very energetic when talking to others.
Actually, it's a way for him to relieve stress. After all, this is a dead person, not a living person, even if he is bold, there must be a process of adaptation, and it is he who is adapting at this time.
In the future, there will be more and more puppets of the imperial envoys, and you must have the awareness to deal with the dead, and you must always be bold, which is not true.
The clothes are men's black robes, and the female corpse exudes an eerie aura after wearing it, although the face is very beautiful, but this dead spirit cannot be stopped, as long as it is a monk, it will understand that this is a walking corpse. If ordinary people encounter this thing, they will be scared away. It's so scary, are you sure it's not a glorified version of Sadako crawling out of the ice hole?
"You're pretty good-looking, but you're also quite scary, so let's call you Xiao Sadako, nicknamed Sadako. From now on, we will be a family, please take care of us."
Xiao Cheng reached out and patted Sadako on the shoulder, confirming the name. Who made Sadako choked enough to be scared enough by the midnight murderous bell when he was not very old in his previous life, and the guide was deeply memorable? At this time, there is a beautiful girl worthy of the name of the living dead, this is the ultimate manifestation of Sadako, so she naturally named it and gave her own surname.
Actually, Xiao Cheng is quite strange, how can the original owner of the soul wear have the same name as himself in his previous life, is it the same name to wear it in one place? Or is it a little related? He is not sure.
"Great pervert!"
A sudden angry scolding reached Xiao Cheng's ears.
"Who is it, who dares to scold Lao Tzu? Get out of here." Xiao Cheng jumped up in fright as if he was hit by a porcupine, looked left and right after landing, put his hands in front of him, stepped on the direction with his feet, watched the six roads and listened to the eight directions, and almost took a big knife in front of and behind the wheel, and posed for the night battle Bafang Tibetan knife pose, which was terrifying.
Isn't it the sequelae of being ambushed? I thought I was surrounded by masters again. Once bitten by a snake for ten years, I was afraid of the well rope, and this is the situation, and it takes a certain amount of time to recover to normal. Tight nerves are too sensitive.
"Dead pervert, the great pervert of blaspheming the corpse of a woman". The transmission continued to appear, and Xiao Cheng was furious when he heard the words.
Some people scolded him for being a snake spirit, and some people scolded him for being arrogant, but the pervert ...... going to go, don't be confused about the situation, and talk nonsense, okay? You can eat food indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, and there is no humanity, how can you detain the black pot like this? It is unreasonable.
Tossing a few breaths, his heart moved, the corners of his eyes flashed with golden light, he lowered his head, stared straight at the ice cave, and saw disdainful eyes. Yes, it was a rather disdainful look that appeared on the fish face of an 'old acquaintance'.
The beautiful and proud golden-scaled fish is leisurely enjoying oxygen, the fish's mouth keeps spitting bubbles, rolling its big eyes under the water, and then continues to hear the voice: "Dead pervert".
"Dead big fish, dead fish eyes, bad pen big fish".
Only then did Xiao Cheng figure out that the emotion was that this dead fish was a ghost, and this was worth it? He was angry, pointing at the big fish in the ice water and scolding angrily.
"Shameless people, it's very addictive to dress up female corpses, isn't it? Avoid people doing such dirty things, it can be seen that your conscience is greatly broken, you dare to do it, and this king still doesn't dare to say it?
"Dasha fish, dare to be nonsense again, and beat you up to stew soup and drink."
"With just your two words, can you catch this king?" The big fish spit out a big bubble and spoke disdainfully.
"Wow, you're crazy, good, I'm going to catch you, damn it, do you know, last time because of you, I was knocked out with a stick, and I was almost burned by the locals as a demon, and it was you who caused the trouble. Retribution is not happy, and today is the time for you to pay it back."
"Unreasonable bastard, you have good intentions to block the ice hole, and you don't want to make this king uncomfortable? It's just that stealing chickens and rice is not a recipe for rice, how can you blame this king? Catch me, it's up to you? Don't laugh off other people's big teeth, there is a kind of you down".
"There's a kind of you coming up". Xiao Cheng squatted on the edge of the ice and shouted.
"You don't have the guts to come down, do you? Are you stupid, have you heard that the fish jumped on the shore to fight the enemy?" replied the goldenrod disdainfully.
"Oh, stupid fish without eggs, if you give you three points of dye, you want to open a dye workshop, even if the river is your territory, you can't clean you up when Lao Tzu?" Xiao Cheng was furious, waved his hand, and received the neatly dressed Sadako into the belt of the ruler, and with a shout, he rushed into the ice hole, and reached out to catch the fish.
"Don't be afraid, do you really dare to come down? Okay, don't go, let you sink to the bottom of the river and turn into fish dung."
"A vicious big fish, looking for death". Xiao Cheng's hand was about to touch the slippery golden scales.
"Beat you to death, I'll beat you!" A big tail that suddenly turned into a five-zhang long tail exuded a terrifying and earth-shattering momentum of reaching the Great Perfection of the Holy Realm, and in just one moment, it smashed Xiao Cheng to the bottom of the river!
"Look away, this is a great god." Xiao Cheng wanted to cry without tears, covering his bulging head and running around the river.
"I'll fight again!" the golden-scaled fish was addicted, and his big tail kept waving, and the wolf bèi rabbit he drove away.
"I sue you, if you dare to continue bullying people, I will let Sadako go." Xiao Cheng threatened.
"Aha, a dead corpse can still scare this king, what are you dreaming?"
"Sadako, bite him!"
Xiao Cheng had no choice but to wave his hand, and Sadako in a black robe appeared in the water, drying it first was in vain, and then it became wet. Sadako's black hair surged, and in an instant, it grew to three feet, and her brain rushed to the big fish, like an octopus tentacle, surrounding the golden-scaled fish and tying it directly. Sadako suddenly opened her mouth and bit into the panicked fish.
The Golden Scaly Fish and Sadako are both Saint Realm Great Perfections, and it's fun to fight together.
The golden-scaled fish roared, and the monstrous energy scattered the black hair, and a big steel tail knocked away Sadako, who opened her mouth to bite it.
Sadako lightning pierced back, hugged the fish's tail, and opened her mouth to bite. Her strength is too great and her speed is too fast, after all, she is the strength of the Saint Realm Great Perfection body, how can she admit defeat lightly? Even if the opponent is a super beast, it will not be.
The goldenrod couldn't dodge this attack even with all his might