Chapter 35: Grace

After enjoying Jintong's performance, the Holy Lord stroked his goatee, and with a wave of his hand, Tian Dazhong immediately rolled up the door curtain.

Finally, when the Holy Lord revealed his identity, the guards hidden in the boxes on the left and right sides of the Holy Lord took off their armor and appeared neatly. All the people in the entire Dark Fragrance Shuying Garden suddenly fell to their knees, and the mountain shouted "Long live".

Tian Dazhong was angry, and his voice was loud: "The Holy Lord said: Mrs. Pingning Hou knew that she was worried about the war in southern Xinjiang, and she sang a song on stage to boost morale. Then he presented a yellow dragon jade pendant that the Holy Lord carried with him with both hands.

Jintong knelt down to thank him and took the jade pendant with both hands. Thinking that the brocade cake husband and wife were still with the Holy Lord, he took the two maid rings and went to the Holy Lord to thank him in person.

The Holy Lord looked at Jintong with disgust: "Dancing with guns and sticks, all the beauty of a woman's softness!" ”

Jintong deeply suspects: Holy Lord, this is menopausal syndrome!

Empress Jiang glanced at the Holy Lord, looked at Jintong with a pleasant face, and looked like an amiable aunt: "Tong'er, come to the palace more often when you have time, don't be too angry, there are more interesting places in the palace." ”

Jintong's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys shook together, and he was thinking about how to answer so as not to be rude.

Queen Jiang took off a pair of mutton fat white jade bracelets she was carrying, and personally helped Jintong put them on: "It's good to be young, look at this skin, it's so tender that it can be pinched out of water, and it's just right with this mutton fat white jade." ”

"This was given to the queen at my wedding, and the queen is generous today!" The Holy Lord said coldly, thinking that Jintong was Jinsong's only daughter and Jinhong's only sister, so he grinded his teeth and added: "This bracelet is worn on Xiao Feitong's hand, and it looks quite good." ”

Jintong was stunned for a while, she actually drank a little too much tonight, she just performed on stage, she was sweating in winter, and she seemed to be sober, but some aspects of her brain were a little dull, and some aspects were a little too infinitely associated.

She thought of what the queen had just said: "There are more interesting places in the palace!" Thinking about it again, the Holy Lord said that this was given to the queen when he got married, and praised her for the first time "good-looking", and his thinking immediately became crooked.

She knelt down nervously: "Queen Mother, this bracelet is too precious......"

"Wear it well, this palace is old and decrepit now, where can you still wear such a white jade bracelet!"

The Holy Lord coughed twice beside him at this time, and when Zhang He accompanied Tian Dazhong to come with the cat, he shamelessly asked Zhang He to hand over all the fine wine that Jintong brought. Zhang He dared not comply, so he could only move all the wine and delicacies brought by Jintong that had not been touched.

In addition, Empress Jiang was very kind, and later did not stop the Holy Lord from drinking, so the Holy Lord drank a little too much, and he coughed when he felt an itchy throat, but Jintong was a little afraid.

She thought that this old man should not look at her talking back to him from time to time, and thought she was very interesting, and Zheng Qiyan was now fighting in southern Xinjiang, and he couldn't care about her as a wife, so he wanted to take the opportunity to enter and pull her into the harem, right?

In this history, it seems to be true, it is not that there are no such bloody incidents!

Obediently knock, she is all bronze in house fights, let alone palace fights! As soon as you enter the Houmen, it is as deep as the sea, and since then, the 21st century good young people with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor have become ruthless and murderous Black Lotus. Don't you have no bones left and die young?

Jin Tong's head rumbled, his feet went weak, and he simply lay down in front of the Holy Lord and wailed: "Holy Lord, otherwise, you might as well kill me, right?" ”

Queen Jiang couldn't help laughing when she saw Jintong's appearance of grabbing the sky and the ground: This little girl is so cute, not at all like those pretending noble ladies in Beijing, she is dignified and elegant on the surface, and secretly she doesn't know what kind of ghost she is pregnant.

The Holy Lord blew his beard and glared at him: "Little Feitong, am I the faint king who cares about people's lives?" Besides, what's the use of me wanting your dog's life? ”

"That wash, scrub, chop the big bones to boil the soup, chop the rest of the meat, slice and shred and hinge into minced meat, let the imperial kitchen fry and stir-fry, steam, roast or something, you can always make up a few appetizers, right?" Jintong replied in a daze.

Queen Jiang held her stomach and laughed so much that tears came out, and Mama Chu, who was waiting on the side, hurriedly helped her rub her stomach.

The Holy Lord looked at Jin Tong with a look of disgust: "Little Feitong, with your virtue, even if my imperial chef breaks his hand, he won't be able to make a few good dishes." ”

Several of them chatted about the issue of eating human flesh, and in the eyes of most people, what was in the eyes of most people was: Mrs. Jin was favored, the queen gave a bracelet herself, and the holy lord talked and laughed with her. The Marquis of Pingning has won many battles in southern Xinjiang now, and Mrs. Marquis of Pingning is so deeply favored that she will have to take care of it in the future.

According to the practice of previous years, the Lord Shangshu Zuo of the Ministry of Rites personally held the four treasures of the study, and asked the nobles to write a greeting in the middle box, and then pasted it on the top of the Kong Ming lantern, and raised the Kong Ming lantern to pray for the best of the New Year. Now that the Holy Lord is here, Lord Zuo naturally brings the four treasures of the study to the Holy Lord's side and asks the Holy Lord to write an inscription himself.

The Holy Lord was so annoyed by Jintong's human meat meal that he wanted to beat her, and when he looked at it, he pointed casually: "Little Feitong, help me with the inscription." "The Holy Lord has been suffering from paralysis of his hands and feet from time to time recently, he drank a little too much wine tonight, and his right hand is quite uncomfortable, he naturally doesn't want to make a fool of himself, anyway, Jintong straw bales are famous, so let her make a fool of herself!

Jintong's messy brain immediately obeyed unconditionally, and honestly and unceremoniously picked up the pen and wrote, stimulating the Zuo Daren and Tian Dazhong on the side to the point that his heart almost struck.

Lord Zuo is a relative of Jintong, he is the father of Jintong's cheap husband's half-brother's wife, so he is naturally worried that Jintong will write in a mess, break the rules, and the consequences of annoying the Holy Lord will be unimaginable. Just wanted to remind Jintong a few words, but when he saw Tian Dazhong move behind Jintong in an instant, he breathed a sigh of relief, with Tian's father-in-law, nothing would happen.

Tian Dazhong immediately rubbed to Jintong's side, and was about to make a hint quietly, but he saw Jintong's pen like a god, and the dragon flew and the phoenix danced: "The world is harmonious, the sun and the moon are clear; When the wind and rain come, the disaster cannot be great. Guotai and the people are safe, and the grains are abundant; Chongde Xingren, practice and courtesy. There are no thieves in the country, and there is no injustice in prison; The strong do not bully the weak, and each is peaceful. People are free from illness and misfortune, rich and prosperous; Longevity and virtue, good beginnings and good ends. A few words in one go, without the slightest pause.

Jin Tong wrote, remembering that he should pat the Holy Lord's ass, so he added four more sentences: "The Son of Heaven is sage, and the ministers are honest; Celebrate with the people and celebrate with the whole world. ”

suddenly remembered that he had to write a poem, so he pirated Cao Xueqin and continued to write a song about the moon: "When it comes to reunion on three or five days, it is full of sunny jade fences." It took a round in the sky to come out, and all the people in the world looked up! ”

A wave of operations was very smooth, and it amazed the Holy Lord and the others!

Lord Zuo was about to brag about a wave of Jintong with a belly draft, but the Holy Lord came forward, and he could only choose to continue to play the belly draft.

The Holy Lord touched his goatee and commented: "The little girl's family, the handwriting is so sharp, the power penetrates the back of the paper, it is like a dragon, and there is no beauty in the weakness and reserve of a woman." And the word, look, look! It took a round in the sky to come out, and all the people in the world looked up! Is this the right thing a woman should say? Yes? ”

"Holy Lord, the courtiers are writing an inscription on your behalf, and the writing is too weak and weak, what should you do if people secretly laugh at your sissy? Otherwise, the courtiers will think about it again and write a poem about the pain without illness. ”

"Forget it, that's fine, I'm magnanimous and don't care about you."

Lord Zuo watched with great envy as the Holy Lord was crazy about Jintong, such a favor, he really couldn't ask for it!

The temper of the Holy Lord is: beating is kissing, scolding is love. Civil and military officials, those who are insulted and scolded by him at every turn are actually the most favored. Those holy lord birds are not birdish, or polite, there is only one person and one kind of person. One person is the only old Mr. Jiang, and the other is someone he doesn't like. Therefore, most of the civil and military officials of the Great Yi Dynasty have some tendency to be abused, and I wish the Holy Lord would scold them a few words, what a face-saving thing!

Jintong naturally didn't know about this, and Gongsun Wuji's giant pit didn't know that Jintong was not the original, so although he had analyzed the character of the Holy Lord, he didn't tell Jintong about his strange habit. Jintong, who has been picked on by the Holy Lord for a night, has supported her until now, and her nerves are about to weaken.

After the Jintong Daisheng theme word inscription poem is completed, the first five Kong Ming lanterns are raised, and then the three thousand bright lanterns follow, which is extremely spectacular for a while, and everyone in the audience is silent, and their hands are folded and prayed. Jintong hurriedly learned from everyone and prayed together, but he was secretly happy in his heart that it was finally over.

The three thousand bright lights went away with the wind, and the holy lord took the queen back to the palace.