Chapter 66: Good Strategy
How did Song Yazhu know, this nerd is not stupid at all. In fact, his stomach doesn't hurt at all, what he said is to buy medicine, where is to buy medicine, but to buy An, Quan, set! After buying it back, he plunged headlong into the bathroom again.
After hiding in the bathroom, he took out a condom, then took out a needle he had just bought (speaking of buying a needle, he also took a lot of effort), and kept poking at the condom!
After the cold war between the husband and wife before, Zhang Jiaze understood that if he wanted to meet his wife's conditions, he would have enough 200,000 yuan in half a year, and then have a second child, it would be almost impossible. No, he can't hang himself from a tree, what if he can't earn 200,000 in half a year? And according to Fan Jiaqi's criticism of him today, it's not just that if you can't earn 200,000, you really can't earn 200,000!
Once she can't earn 200,000 yuan and can't meet the conditions for her wife to have a second child, she won't have a second child, so Zhang Jiaze's dream of having a second child will have to be shattered. In the matter of having a second child, how could Zhang Jiaze sit still?
"No, it has to be a ploy!" After a little thought, Zhang Jiaze thought of the crudest, most direct, and most effective way to stab the condom!
Zhang Jiaze stabbed the condom while worrying that the eye of the needle was too thin, I was afraid that it would not work, and the careful Zhang Jiaze went downstairs for the second time, went to buy a small pair of scissors, and when he came back, he hid in the bathroom again. He took out a small pair of scissors and cut it at the top of the condom, revealing a small hole.
Looking at this small hole, Zhang Jiaze smiled proudly and thought: "This is finally a success, and the dream of a second child is about to become a reality!" ”
Although there is a hole, I still have to put it back in the bag, I didn't expect this thing to be easy to take out, and it will be a little troublesome to put it in. Zhang Jiaze worked hard for a long time and finally put it in. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
After doing all this, he carefully put the scissors in the drawer, hid the condom in his pocket, and became content. In order to "hide people's eyes", he also specially pressed the toilet, and the sound of "bang-la-la" sounded, and Song Yazhu, who was watching TV outside the door, really thought that Zhang Jiaze had diarrhea.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Jiaze came out of the bathroom with a relaxed face, and Song Yazhu asked, "What, is it better?" ”
Zhang Jiaze said lightly: "Okay...... Much better......"
After speaking, he came over and pounced on his wife, Song Yazhu couldn't guard against it, and fell on the bed on his back, Zhang Jiaze wanted to kiss Fang Ze, but his wife dodged it sideways.
Song Yazhu said: "Dirty ......"
Zhang Jiaze was stunned for a moment and said, "That...... Going to take a shower? ”
Song Yazhu was noncommittal, Zhang Jiaze pulled her up from the bed, dragged his wife into the bathroom, and then turned on the faucet and put the hot water in a hurry.
After some preparation, the two of them entered the large bathtub and soaked.
Zhang Jiaze hadn't taken a bath so comfortably for a long time, and with his wife by his side, he was even more interested. Song Yazhu also completely relaxed.
About half an hour later, Zhang Jiaze was about to move again, but Song Yazhu refused: "No......"
Zhang Jiaze was stunned: "What's wrong?" Why can't it? I don't believe it between husband and wife......"
Song Yazhu scratched his nose with his hand and said, "I said, there is no such thing, absolutely not!" ”
Watching his wife step by step into the trap he designed, Zhang Jiaze couldn't help but have a little arrogance in his heart: "Hmph, look at you, little white rabbit, you still want to escape my big bad wolf?" ”
Zhang Jiaze got up from the bathtub with a "bang", naked, reached out and took out a condom pouch in his coat pocket, and then squeezed out the condom inside, ready to start coming in handy.
At this time, the water vapor in the bathtub was thick and the fragrance was blurred, if Song Yazhu looked closely, he would find that this nerd didn't tear open the condom bag, but directly squeezed out the condom inside and put it on. However, firstly, Song Yazhu was blurred by the dense water vapor, and secondly, she was also a little nervous.
Song Yazhu instinctively asked, "Did you wear a condom?" ”
Zhang Jiaze took his wife's hand and touched it, and found that it was indeed worn, so Song Yazhu was relieved.
At the moment, the husband and wife are fighting, and they are both tired. The moment he took off the condom with holes and threw it into the trash, Zhang Jiaze's heart was extremely happy.
"Without much effort, the raw rice is cooked and matured, haha...... Bodhisattva bless, let me succeed in creating a human being at once......"
Lying back on the soft bed, the couple hugged each other and fell asleep.
In the early hours of the morning, the two were sleeping soundly, and suddenly, a violent knock on the door woke the two from their deep sleep.
"Bang bang bang-" The voice was rapid and loud, and it was terrifying to listen to.