Chapter 40: Provocation
"The wild horse has a mane, and the white crane has bright wings." The tower recited the mantra as he slowly unleashed his moves.
The calves were enthusiastic to follow the practice, and they played well, and a large group of parents were attracted next to them, and everyone learned very seriously.
Since the arrival of the new teacher, the burden of the tower has been much lighter, and the language and history have been handed over to them, and only the physical education class has been retained. It is the nature of children to play, and of course they are also very interested in his lessons, and their love is second only to Xiaohua's music lessons.
"Alas, it's useless to be old." Teacher Bai sighed, these tricks taught by the iron tower today are just the introductory kung fu of Taijiquan, and he has been practicing for more than a month after opening the back door, but the result is not satisfactory, even those little dolls are better than themselves, and they have only learned two lessons.
"Stop, you can't go in." Suddenly, a majestic voice came in, and the tower heard it, it was the stormtrooper's Liangzi. Children are the future of Taoyuan Country, and their safety is of paramount importance, so the tower did not dare to be careless, and arranged four team members to stand guard at the entrance of the school every day.
"Why? Give me a reason. "The voice is very loud, and when you hear it, you know it's a copper hammer. He was a frequent visitor to the country of Taoyuan, and he would come every once in a while, and of course the tower knew that he was thinking about the good wine under his bed. This guy really doesn't treat himself as an outsider at all, he never stops every time he doesn't drink eighty percent, and he doesn't forget to take a bag of tea with him when he leaves. This can make the tower a little contemptible, not their own stinginess, people should have self-knowledge, you say you don't know how to taste tea, how many meanings do you mean to take the tea away? Isn't that a waste? As for the wine, it doesn't matter, this thing was originally for entertaining guests, even if you drink it all, it doesn't matter, anyway, you buried a few jars in the yard, and the guests are still ready to entertain guests for the New Year.
"It's class time, so there will be no visitors." Ryoko's tone was very serious.
"I'm a friend of your king, and you don't know me when you have something important to meet?" The brass hammer leaned his face in front of Ryoko, trying for him to see clearly.
"It's because I know you that I'm so polite, but if someone else else else was blasted out by me." Liangzi didn't look at him for a moment, and said that he had something important to meet, but in fact, he came to drink wine, and every time it was like this, can't you find a reason for something new?
"You cow, can't Lao Tzu go?" The copper hammer was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at him, this is called being polite to me? That kind of disdainful look seems to be sending a person who asks for food, which is really difficult for the king of Hades to see.
"Everyone practice hard, and I'll teach you new moves in two days." The tower gave an explanation and left the class, and then immediately chased out, "Copper hammer, is this angry?" ”
"Yo, I thought it was? It turned out to be the king of the tower! It's really hard to see you now, it's harder than climbing to the sky, and a small soldier has kept me out. The brass hammer said lukewarmly, and sprinkled the anger he had just received on him.
"Brother, you are also a tribal leader, what do you have to do with a child? Besides, it's his job, and if he really wants to let people in casually, I'm going to criticize him. Tieta smiled, "Don't be angry, I'll give you a glass of wine later." ”
"That's pretty much it." The copper hammer took out a handful of ore and threw it into the air, and the long tongue rolled up and put it into his mouth one by one, and chewed it with his cheeks puffed out.
"I remember an old elephant who used to like to eat this stuff, who is he?" Seeing these ores, the tower remembered the past, that time fortunately there was an old elephant to remind him, otherwise it is not easy to cure foot-and-mouth disease, he is a very grateful person, and others will certainly not forget their help.
"The one you're talking about may be my second uncle, he used to like to wander around the grassland alone." Copper Hammer thought for a moment and said.
"And now?"
"As for now, hehe!" Copper Hammer smiled, "I moved to the mountains alone. ”
"I'll go see him one day, and you lead the way."
"I don't think I can help with that." The copper hammer looked embarrassed.
"Why?" Iron Tower looked at him in amazement, and actually refused my request, this is not like his style!
"His old man is old and has passed away, how do you tell me to take you there?"
"Okay, you hammer, you look loyal and honest on the surface, you don't smile, you can also play tricks on people!" The tower was amused by him.
"Didn't I learn from you?" Copper Hammer said solemnly.
The two came to the clinic with a smile and a smile, the copper hammer took out a wine jar from under the bed, rubbed the palm of his hand to pat off the sealing mud, and did not need any cups, he drank to his mouth, and greeted the iron tower while drinking, "Brother, sit casually, don't be polite." "It's like he's the master here.
The tower smiled and sat across the table, as it should be among friends.
"Big brother, there is an urgent military situation at Dongshan Outpost." As soon as the door was pushed, lightning came in and handed him a letter.
Tie Ta read the letter at a glance and said, "Dude, our drinking party has been canceled." ”
"What happened?" Brass Hammer asked.
"A couple of blind guys got into a fight with my guys." The tower said lightly.
"Who is so bold?" Copper Hammer was happy, and after drinking so much wine from the tower, it was time to do something for his friend, although he didn't need anyone's help.
"I heard it's a herd of white rhinos."
"Let's go, I'll accompany you to have a look. Isn't it just a herd of rhinos? Lao Tzu destroyed him. The brass hammer said with a big slur. This is not bragging, although the rhinoceros is powerful, but he does not dare to be naughty in front of him.
The stormtroopers had already assembled, and after receiving the news of lightning, they immediately dispatched their troops.
The copper hammer let out a long roar, the sound could be heard for miles, and not far away the sound of hooves rumbled, the dust was flying, and more than a dozen elephants quickly rushed over.
"What are you calling so many people for?" The tower laughed.
"You have a stormtrooper, how can I be the commander of the light pole? Isn't that a shame? "The copper hammer is very thoughtful, and he is also a big man who is famous in the grassland, and he should have no less pomp and circumstance.
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"Your Majesty, you're finally here." Shi Shi, the captain of the Dongshan outpost, had already been waiting outside the camp with his men.
"Let's talk about it! What's the situation? Eiffel Tower asked.
"Yes, there is a large depression on the border with the wild boar tribe, which is inconspicuous in the dry season, but in the rainy season it becomes a fragrant bait, and becomes a small lake rising from the ground, which is a good place for cattle and wild boars to relax and cool off. Since the last time the king cured the foot-and-mouth disease of the wild boar tribe, the relationship between our two families has become harmonious, and the two sides have jointly governed this lake, and they have been in peace with each other. But just three days ago, a herd of rhinos suddenly broke in, drank water and bathed in the lake every day, frolicked, and set up tents on the shore, and there was a great tendency to live here for a long time. Although we were not happy in our hearts, we were helpless, after all, they were on the side of the wild boar tribe and did not invade our territory. ”
"Humph! On the side of the couch there is no room for others to snore. Copper Hammer sneered, "I know those guys too well, and I definitely won't be honest all the time." ”
"You're absolutely right." "I don't know whether it was intentional or not, they often cross the border into our territory, as the border guards of Taoyuan Country, of course, we will not ignore them, and give them solemn warnings several times, but unfortunately with little effect." Yesterday they made an excuse that a rhinoceros had gone missing, and forcibly broke into our side to look for it, and then they did not leave, and arrogantly said that from now on the entire lake belonged to them, and neither bison nor wild boar were allowed to enter. This made us angry, and the two sides finally fought. ”
"Did you win?" Dali's primary concern is the result.
"We ...... We lost. Stone blushed and said ashamedly.
"It's really useless, it's all the face of our Taoyuan country."
"King, you cut me!" The stone knelt down on one knee and offered to plead guilty.
"Stone, he has always been straightforward and quick to speak, he has no malicious intentions, don't take it to heart." Tie Ta hurriedly helped him up, "Victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, what is it to lose one or two battles?" If you lose and cut off your head, then there will be no one in this world for a long time. ”
"Yes! I was also defeated at the hands of your king, and am I still alive and well? "The brass hammer made no secret of it, as if it were not a shame, but an extremely honorable thing.
"Let's go to that little lake." The tower turned and walked out of the barracks.
"Brother, I beg you for one thing." The copper hammer hurriedly chased after him.
"You say!"
"Can you let me take the lead? I haven't been fighting in a while, and it's very uncomfortable. ”
"It depends!" Tie Ta smiled, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this guy drank wine and tea with himself every once in a while to cultivate his temperament, originally thought that he would make progress, but he didn't expect to be so fond of violence, it's really easy to change his nature! In fact, you don't have to use your fists to solve problems.
Walking the Riche Road, a crescent-shaped lake appeared in front of everyone, the surface of the lake was sparkling, the aquatic plants were overgrown, many white birds were foraging on the water, there were a few tall trees on the lakeside, and colorful wildflowers could be seen everywhere.
The scenery is really good, but unfortunately you can't enjoy it to the fullest, because there are two rhinos blocking the way of the tower. "Stop, this is the summer resort of our rhinoceros tribe, and those who have nothing to do with it should leave quickly." The tone was extremely rude.
Mountain resort? Thinking about it, it was quite beautiful, and Tie Ta said solemnly: "This lake has always been the territory of Taoyuan Country, when did it become yours?" ”
"King, the cows are making trouble again." The rhinoceros did not answer his question and turned around and screamed.
It's really a wicked person who sues first, his words can make the herd angry, this is the place of Taoyuan Country, we can do whatever we want, do we still have to get your approval? If it weren't for the iron tower, it is estimated that the two would have been trampled into pulp by the stormtroopers.
"Knock knock!" Dozens of rhinoceros rushed out of the bushes by the lake, and the sound of huge footsteps shook the ground, and the sound was very loud.
"The territory of the Taoyuan Country? Do you say yes? This is the territory that we have acquired from wild boars through war. "Out of the rhinoceros herd came a strong big guy, more than two meters high, four or five meters long, weighing six or seven thousand catties, with two horns, one long and one short, on his forehead, the long one was half a meter long, and it stood up like a sharp spear.
"Now that we have renovated this place, the supporting facilities are complete, and it is clean and tidy, you say that it is yours as soon as you move, is there such a cheap thing?"
Unexpectedly, this guy seemed to be honest, but he spoke skillfully, Tie Ta couldn't help laughing, and asked kindly, "What is this brother's name?" ”
"I'm the King of the Golden Horn, it's almost useless for you to set me up, for everyone's sake, I won't embarrass you, let's go quickly!" The golden horn was impatient, and kept shaking his hands as he spoke, as if he was chasing flies.
"I guess that's not negotiable, is it?" Iron Tower looked at him with a smile, this guy is so arrogant, who gave him so much confidence?
"There is a discussion, but it must be agreed to first." The golden horn lowered his head to the ground, and an innocent boulder was smashed into pieces, "To tell you a truth, the battle for territory has never relied on lip service, but on force. ”
"The king is mighty!" The frenzied rhinoceros herd screamed excitedly.
Tie Ta smiled slightly, this guy's combat power is really good, no one in Taoyuan Country can block his full blow except himself, no wonder the stone suffered a loss yesterday.
"Prepare for battle!" Roar vigorously, dare to move your hands and feet in front of my eldest brother, don't you want to live, right?
The stormtroopers formed a semicircle with their horns facing the periphery, guarding the tower in the middle.
The golden horn smiled disdainfully, what role can this little manpower play? According to the ratio of rhinoceros to bison combat strength of 1 to 3, you don't have to make a move to win. He waved his hand proudly, and more than fifty rhinoceros surrounded him violently.
Copper Hammer sneered, walked up and stood side by side with the iron tower, Taoyuan Country is not only bison's, but also elephant's, their business is their own business.
This is the most anticipated and weighty battle on the grassland so far, and the three sides of the duel are all famous Hercules, who will have the last laugh?