Chapter 39: The Dumbest in the World

Hebo blinked, "Little princess, what is the important thing you have come to find the little god?" ”

"Of course there is something important, this princess is not the kind of person who will disturb others casually, Hebo, this princess heard that there is a thing called crab in your river?"

He Bo is the god who manages all the mountains and rivers around the pimple mountain, and he naturally knows everything about the things in the water.

But crabs are abundant in autumn.

This icy and snowy place has long been hibernating.

Su Ruansoft thought of the deliciousness of the big crab, and felt that his saliva was about to flow out, "How about it, Hebo, are there any extra crabs that can't be eaten?" This princess can help you share some of the burden. ”

"But ......" Hebo still hesitated.

"Hebo, don't forget the identity of this princess, those creatures have entered the mouth of this princess, it is also their blessing, and they will definitely be reincarnated as a human in the next life!"

Su Ruansoft said casually, but she didn't know that her words and deeds were recorded, and everything she said would become something that would really happen in the future.

Then, an amazing scene happened.

The crabs that had been hibernating had pushed the dirt of their cave entrance directly through and crawled out to her feet.

Su Qinghe had never seen a crab before, and suddenly seeing so many things like spiders made him pale with fright, but when he thought of his duty, he still stood in front of his sister without hesitation, "Soft, don't be afraid, my brother will protect you!" These, these spiders, brother will help you chase them away! ”

Su Qinghe picked up a stick and waved it indiscriminately.

Su squatted down and picked up a small crab.

Looking at the palm-sized crab that was only hers, she suddenly said with some disgust: "Why is this crab so small?" This princess remembers the big crab that this princess used to eat, but it is bigger than this princess's people! ”

She didn't know, could the tribute paid by the Dragon Lord be bad?

Grandpa Land wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist, "Little princess, you are really joking, I have lived for so many years, and I have never seen such a big crab." ”

Su Ruansoft corrected solemnly, "That's not called a crab, that's called a big crab, it's in the sea." ”

Grandpa Land lived for such an age, and the farthest place he had ever been to was the junction of Pimple Mountain and Datou Mountain next door, and he had never left Pimple Mountain for hundreds of years.

I don't know what the sea looks like.

When He Bo heard the sea, he was fascinated.

One of the rivers under his jurisdiction intersected with the sea, and the water rushed into the sea.

He had also stood at the junction and looked out to the sea.

The sea is truly vast and endless.

Standing on the edge of the sea, I just feel too small.

"Although these crabs are a little smaller, it is good to use them to satisfy their cravings, so this princess accepted them." It's just that how to bring these little crabs back has become another problem.

"Little crab, do you want to go with this princess? If you wish, wave your claws, and if you don't, then crawl back into your hole and go to sleep, and the princess will not take advantage of you. ”

These crabs actually waved their claws.

Su Ruansoft walked ahead, and these crabs lined up in a neat line, following behind her ass, as if an army of crabs had been formed.

When she returned to the cabin, she picked up the crabs into her own small basket without resisting.

When these crabs were put in, they were filled with a basket!

Next, I am waiting for milk, waiting for my mother to kiss, and waiting for my brother to come back!

Su was lying on the small chair that Su Qingchen had nothing to do with her, holding a dead branch in her mouth, and shaking her feet boredly.

A cold wind blew, making her shiver.

Whew, it's so cold, it's cold{{{}(>_<)}}, let's go back to the cabin.

She pushed the door open, and the first thing she saw was a small dragon lying in the corner.

The little dragon was motionless, as if he didn't even have the ups and downs of breathing, as if he was really dead.

Su Ruansoft leaned over and tried his snort, and suddenly, she was pleasantly surprised to find that Xiaolong was not breathing!

"Grandpa Land, Grandpa Land, Xiaolong, he seems to be dead!"

Her dragon meat feast is coming!

It seems that the poisonous mushrooms she fed have a pretty good effect!

Hiccups so quickly, but why hasn't this little dragon revealed its true identity yet?

If she kept in this form, she was afraid she wouldn't be able to eat it.

Grandpa Land probed and found that this little dragon had actually closed his five senses.

"Little princess, don't be happy too early, it's just that this little dragon has closed his five senses, with your current mortal body, it's normal not to feel his breathing, and the little dragon still has a trace of breath, and it's not dead yet."

Su's soft little face quickly stepped down, "Okay, then the princess will wait for a while, there is only a trace of breath left, and it shouldn't last long." ”

You can't eat dragon meat, but it's okay to eat some crabs to satisfy your cravings.

Su Ruansoft waited left and right, and waited until it was dark, only to see Su Lao Niang and them sneakily appear at the door of the house.

"Milk, what's wrong with you?"

Mrs. Su made a shushing gesture to her, "Don't talk yet, Grandma will show you something good!" ”

Subsequently, Su Qingchen, Su Qingyue, and Lin Cuilan carried a stupid roe deer that was already dead into the house.

Su Lao Niang was full of a sense of achievement, "Soft, come and see, what did we hit?" ”

Su Ruansoft looked at the stupid roe deer that had been frozen hard by the snow, and his face was full of shock.

Milk they actually hit a stupid roe deer?

", you're amazing! Soft and soft worship you! ”

The force value of milk is inevitably too high!

Su Qingyue grinned, "It's not the milk that hit, when we rushed over, this stupid roe deer had just lost its breath, and I don't know who killed it, and there were two blood holes in the neck, and the blood flowed all over the ground, which was scary!" Soft, thanks to you didn't go, if you did, you would definitely be scared to cry! ”

She won't cry in this kind of small scene~

When she was a child, because she was disobedient, her father specially took her to the underworld and saw all the eighteen layers of hell.

In hell, a sea of blood rolls and countless ghosts wail.

It was that kind of scene, and she didn't think there was anything.

The blood of a stupid roe deer, she is not afraid.

"Then why did it take you so long to come back? The soft belly is almost dying, and the soft belly is hungry. Su Ruansoft touched her already shriveled stomach, and she was almost hungry when she had no food all day.

It's a bad feeling to be hungry.

Mrs. Su glanced at Lin Cuilan, and Lin Cuilan held her daughter in her arms with some apologies, "Mother knows that your stomach must be hungry, and my mother will cook for you in a while, okay?" ”

Su Qingyue explained quickly, "It's all mother, mother is worried that it is too conspicuous for us to carry this stupid roe deer back at dawn, if the people on the other side of the shelter see it, they may have to share the meat with us."

So, my mother asked us to stay on the mountain, and didn't let us come down until it was dark, soft, you don't know that this mountain can be cold or cold, brother, I was almost frozen! ”

The four men carried the silly roe deer on their shoulders and walked a long way, until they were far away from the place where the silly roe deer had died, and the four of them found a leeward place to stay.

They stayed on the mountain for several hours, and it was not until it was dark that they dared to come down.

Su Ruansoft suddenly thought of the crab he caught today, and then said excitedly: "Ruansoft also has a surprise for you!" ”

"What surprise?"

"You wait, Squish will go and get it!" Su Ruansoft hugged his small back basket and showed the crabs inside to everyone.

When Su Lao Niang saw the 'spider' in the back basket, she was so frightened that she retreated again and again.

"My, so soft, where did you get so many big spiders?"

The two brothers were also frightened, "Soft, you quickly put down the back basket, don't let these 'spiders' crawl out and bite you!" ”

Su Ruansoft glanced at the crab in the back basket, this is a crab, this is not a spider?

Could it be that this crab is called a spider in the mortal world?

However, whether it is a spider or a crab, the name is just that, it doesn't matter what it is called, it just tastes good.

Su Ruansoft grabbed a crab from the back basket, "Milk, mother, brothers, you see, it's not scary at all." ”

No one in the family dared to approach.

It's as if these 'spiders' will crawl on top of them as soon as they get close!

"Soft, listen to your mother, quickly throw away these 'spiders', it's not fun at all."

"Mother, this is soft and hard to catch, and you can't lose it."

She's going to cook it.

Although the crabs are not as big as the giant crabs, they are all crabs, so the taste should be very delicious!

Su Ruansoft walked in front of Lin Cuilan with the back basket in his hand, "Mother, can you help Ruansoft cook all of this?" ”

Lin Cuilan looked at the crabs crawling around in the back basket, and suddenly got goosebumps, but for the sake of her own girl, she still firmly caught the back basket, "Soft and good, this 'spider' is not something that can be eaten, you give the 'spider' to your mother, and your mother will help you lose it!" ”

"Mother, this is really edible, if you don't believe it, you can cook one and try it first."

Seeing that Su Ruansoft swore by it, it didn't look like it was fake, and everyone suddenly had a lot of doubts in their hearts.

When will this 'spider' be eaten again?

But since Squishy has been affirmed again and again, then these 'spiders' are probably really edible.

But just in case, Lin Cuilan still cooked one first.

After boiling for about a quarter of an hour, a fresh aroma began to waft out of the pot.

A few people squatted on the mountain for a day, and they were already hungry.

While waiting for the sun to set, several people didn't know how many times they burned this stupid roe deer.

Smelling this fresh fragrance, several people sniffed.

Su Qingyue swallowed his saliva, "It's so fragrant, this 'spider' is boiled, it actually tastes like this?" ”

If he had known that 'spiders' could also be eaten, how much delicacy he had missed over the years.

Su Qingchen also nodded and said, "I really didn't know that this 'spider' was boiled and actually had a taste of fish." ”

Su Ruansoft put his hands behind his back and said like a little adult: "Of course there is the smell of fish, this was originally caught by Soft Soft in the small hole by the river, strictly speaking, these should be regarded as river fresh!" It's delicious! ”

"River fresh?"

Su Qingyue didn't understand, he scratched his head stupidly, "When did the 'spider' also become a river fresh?" Don't spiders only appear on the beams and corners of houses? ”

Su Qingchen suddenly realized, "I understand." ”

Su Qingyue asked innocently: "Why do you understand again?" Why can't I understand? ”

Su Qinghe also patted his head, "Soft, my brother understands!" ”

"You get it, too? Am I the only one in the world who doesn't understand? , do you understand? ”

Su Lao Niang nodded while adding firewood to the stove and said, "Why don't you understand, people who still can't understand are afraid that they are not stupid!" ”