The day of the competition came, and the venue was set up in the open-air warehouse of the port, and when I learned that the Chinese fleet parade made Lord Zheng come to the scene of the competition, the king of the west and the king of the mountain hurriedly came to greet him, and several bigwigs sat on the top to watch together.

After some greetings, King Xi said hypocritically: "I heard that Pa Kui, the champion of two consecutive competitions, is sick, I wonder which master the East King will send to fight this time?" ”

The East King said lightly: "This time, the King of the Iron Tower will replace our side in the battle. ”

King Xi was very worried, "Then you have to remind the King of the Iron Tower to be careful, he is the guest of honor of our Sulu country, if there is anything wrong in the competition, then how can we be happy?" ”

"The King of the West is right! Dongwang, you can simply admit defeat directly, so as not to hurt the harmony. The port has been in your hands for so many years, and the money is enough, brothers, you have to let the two of us drink soup if you eat meat! "The king still has that smiling expression.

Listening to the two singing and harmonizing, Zheng He secretly laughed in his heart, let's be happy now! Wait a minute, you won't be able to cry.

The competition officially began, the first to appear was the Fusang sumo wrestling on behalf of the West King, this guy is more than two meters tall, weighs five or six hundred pounds, is as heavy as two fat pigs, his arms are thicker than ordinary people's waists, and his whole body is only surrounded by a white towel around his waist. He walked to the tower with the fat of his whole body trembling, bent over and said, "My name is Inuyoichiro, please advise." ”

"What? Dog Yoichiro? It's not good to call it a dog. The iron tower "fluttered" and smiled, he didn't have a good impression of the Fuso people, he looked humble and polite on the surface, but in fact, he was more ruthless than a poisonous snake in his heart, they were good at acting, and they were very good at camouflage, the purpose was to make the opponent relax their vigilance, and then see the opportunity to bite hard. The tower almost fell for them that day on Rainbow Island, and he won't make the same mistake again today.

"I am the best sumo wrestler in Fuso, even the shogun is polite to himself, this brute bull dares to be so rude, I must let him die without a place to be buried." Inukai Ichiro was furious in his heart, and his arms were stretched out and half-squatted on the ground, and his mouth was about to move, like a huge toad.

Just as the audience was amused by his funny appearance, suddenly Inukaiichiro pounced, locked the neck of the tower with both hands, and shouted, "Pour it for me!" This is the trick he relied on to become famous, once used this trick to lock a big bear with sharp teeth and claws, this buffalo in front of him can neither bite nor scratch people, what threat can there be?

Tie Ta felt an itch on his neck, and said with a smile: "I haven't massaged for a long time, it's quite comfortable, and I need some more force." ”

Inukai Ichiro was horrified, he had used all his strength in this fall just now, but he felt as if he was wrestling with a mountain, and the other party didn't move. "Hey!" He roared, his fat face swollen red, and the green tendons on his neck burst out, and he used all his strength to feed, and finally tightened the arm that locked the buffalo's neck a little.

Hearing only a crisp sound of "dong", the tower bent his middle finger and flicked a chestnut on his head, and said angrily: "Didn't you hear it when you tried hard?" Didn't you skip a meal? ”

Inukaiichiro had a big bag bulging on his head, his legs trembled involuntarily, and he cried with tears in his eyes: "Don't hit my head, I don't dare anymore, don't hit my head......" His face was full of tears, and he really cried!

The tower was puzzled, as if he didn't use any strength! Is he just so unbeaten? It's really a few hundred pounds of fat for nothing.

All the audience is disdainful, of course, including the warriors under the King of the West and the King of the Mountain, for those who practice martial arts, they can be killed but not humiliated, and their reputation is often more important than their own lives, but this guy is just the opposite, the purpose of being a man is to be humiliated and not killed, others lightly hit him and cried his nose, he has no backbone at all, and he came out to make a fart!

King Nishi trembled with anger, "Inukaiichiro lost not his own face, but the face of this king, no matter what the result of the contest is, I don't want to see this person again in the future." ”

"Actually, you all blame me, it's not that I'm afraid of pain, but the root of the disease that fell when I was a child." Inukaiichiro seems to understand what the audience is thinking at the moment, and desperately defends himself.

It's a long story to talk about it.,It turns out that Inuyoichiro was very naughty when he was a child.,His father Inuyo Dalang will hit his head with a small bamboo stick when he's angry.,The simple Dalang believes that only in this way can his son have a long memory.,Next time you won't do it again.,But Inuyoichiro is a thing that hasn't been taught again.,Dalang is hating iron doesn't make steel.,The number of times the stick hits his son is getting more and more.,The strength is getting bigger and bigger.。 The pain of hitting the head is really miserable, every time I see my father walking over with a bamboo stick, Inuyoichiro is scared that his legs are weak, tears are like rain, and over time he has left a shadow in his heart, just now he was inadvertently hit on the head by the iron tower, and the unbearable childhood past came to his heart in an instant, and the buffalo in front of him somehow turned into the appearance of his father, holding a bamboo stick in his hand while beating and scolding, "Tell you to steal money, Lao Tzu beat you to death......"

"Crocodile tears, don't try to deceive me." Tieta sneered, pinched the fat on the back of Inukaiichiro's neck with one hand, and carried the towel around his waist with the other, easily lifted him up, swayed back and forth a few times, and then sent him forward.

With a "whoosh", Inukaiichiro flew into the distance with the sound of the wind, followed by a loud "bang", his head plunged into a wooden box, and his two thick short legs kicked outside a few times before moving.

A strong stench came out, and the tower covered his nose and exclaimed, "What kind of smell is this?" It smells worse than garlic, could it be that the dog was hit and incontinent? ”

Zheng He gloated and smiled: "This time you have made a big disaster, and a good box of durians was smashed by you." ”

"Is the boss here?" "I didn't mean to, but I'm still going to take responsibility, and it's a big deal to buy it and throw it overboard, because I can't stand the smell." ”

Zheng He was anxious, shook his hands and said, "Don't lose it, I heard that Lord Wang likes to eat this."

Seeing the two of them joking as if no one was around, King Xi could only be secretly angry. "Look at everything, the breed of Inukai Ichiro has finally been dismissed, and I haven't gained anything at all." Thinking of this, his mood suddenly improved a lot.

A few families are happy and a few are sad, and the happiest person at this time is the East King, "The King of the Iron Tower really lives up to his name, and there is no suspense in this competition." ”

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Park Tai, who was sitting in the audience, had a faint smile on his face, he saw all the martial arts competition just now, he had long seen that Inuyoichiro was not pleasing to the eye, except for brute strength, there was nothing to be desired, and he often showed off his might in front of himself, laughing at himself for being a Goryeo stick, if it weren't for the face of King Xi, I would have beaten him to death with a stick. Thinking of this, he subconsciously clenched the iron rod in his hand, this weapon has been with him for twenty years, inseparable all day long, and even sleeps at the head of the bed.

"I am the son of a blacksmith, and I have been immensely strong since I was a child, and I have followed my father to pick a sledgehammer all day long, and I have developed a super arm strength. Seeing that I had such a talent, my father used the 10,000-year-old cold iron of Changbai Mountain to create a two-meter-long, more than 100-kilogram iron rod, I liked this weapon very much, and I used this stick to kill two tigers when I was fifteen years old. The King of Goryeo was so shocked by my divine power that he not only named me the 'King of Goryeo Sticks', but also appointed me as the commander of the palace guards. Park Tai took out a silk scarf from her arms and wiped the iron rod seriously, her eyes were focused, and her movements were gentle, as if she was caressing her first love. Later, when Goryeo unfortunately died, I was forced to wander around, and when I came to Sulu, the king of the mountain saw that he was like a treasure, and he was rewarded with a lot of money and beautiful women, and he was relieved to stay. Now is the time to repay the King, and I can't let him down. Park Tai's thoughts were in her heart, and her desire for victory made her look extremely hideous.

On the battlefield, you must not be careless, let alone turn your back on the enemy, this is a truth that all recruits understand, but Tieta seems to have forgotten this, and is still there to gag with Zheng He, chatting so happily.

Park Tai was overjoyed, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and as a good hunter, he should be good at capturing every fleeting opportunity. He sneakily walked around the back of the tower and slammed the rod into the ground.

"Oops!" Dongwang was shocked, and his hand shook the teacup and knocked it to the ground.

"Isn't the teacup hot?" Zheng He smiled, "I forgot to tell you that the hot water just added." ”

Dongwang knew that Zheng He was covering up for himself, so he smiled at him gratefully, and scolded in his heart: "Dare to sneak attack in front of everyone's eyes, this Goryeo is really too despicable." ”

Hum! If he can be attacked by him in this way, then what qualifications do I have to be called the King of the Tower? It should be called the King of Rags! The iron tower calmly flashed sideways, and the iron rod slammed into the ground against the earlobe, and the hard ground suddenly smashed a hole the size of a sea bowl.

Park Tae brandished an iron rod and beat like crazy, seemingly out of order, but in fact both offensive and defensive, this is his invincible "crazy devil stick method". Over the years, the souls who have died under this set of stick methods are not a hundred but eighty, without exception, they all solve the opponent within ten moves, but unfortunately this time he miscalculated, and he grabbed more than twenty moves but did not even hit the opponent's skin. "It's hard stubble." His heart gradually sank, thinking that it was not as hard to kill two tigers as he is now.

The tower finally struck, and his right hand was elegantly outstretched, piercing through the dense shadow of the stick and grabbing the iron rod.

"This ...... How is this possible? The fear in Mrs. Park's heart is beyond words, no one has ever dared to touch this stick except herself, not even to touch it, thinking that the little concubine she liked the most back then did not listen to the advice, and the result was that the weeds on her grave had grown more than three feet high. Now at this critical juncture of life and death, the iron rod was easily grasped, which was undoubtedly devastating to Park Tai, he didn't have time to think about it, his feet were slightly bent and pierced a four-level horse, and he dragged hard with both hands in a vain attempt to take the weapon back, but the iron rod did not move as if it had taken root.

"The grasshopper shakes the tree, and it is beyond its strength." The tower sneered and shouted, "Let go!" ”

"Leave? It's impossible! This stick is a symbol of my honor, even more important than my own life, how can I let it go so easily? Park Tai gritted her teeth and grabbed it tightly. Suddenly, a huge force came from the end of the iron rod, and he seemed to be struck by a bolt of lightning, and his body fell to the ground with a shock, but even so, his hands did not let go.

The tower's arm was raised up, and Park Tailian rose off the ground with a stick. The scene in front of him is really funny, Park Taihang is struggling desperately in the air, and the two long legs are still kicking one by one, just like the salted fish that the fisherman has just hung on the bamboo pole, although it is not dead, but it is not far from death.

King Yu was so angry that he smoked, "Someone has reminded me before that the Koreans are very filthy and can do whatever it takes to win, and I still don't believe it, but today I can be regarded as seeing it." Mrs. Park, Mrs. Park, if your skills are not as good as others, you will admit defeat happily, why bother to be so dead-faced? You have taken a small humiliation on yourself, and it is a big deal for me to lose face in front of Lord Zheng and the princes. ”

Dongwang looked at the bitter gourd face of King Dong, his heart was as sweet as eating honey, and of course he didn't forget to praise two sentences: "King Dong, this master you hired with a lot of money is really good, and he is quite tenacious." Brother, I beg you something, can you help me find a few such masters? Rest assured, the treatment will not be worse than your side. ”

The king of the mountain was dumb and ate coptis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering, so he sat there silent.

The king of the west is quite happy, the king of the king loses a face bigger than himself, and no one will laugh at him now, but he seems to have forgotten one thing, the two have always been allies on the same front, no matter whose face is broken, the other will be disgraced, which is in line with the old saying: "Grasshoppers on the same rope, no one can run." ”

"I didn't expect this guy to be a piece of dog skin plaster, and he couldn't shake it off as soon as he stuck it, but fortunately I have a way." The tower smiled, raised the stick above his head and slammed it a few times, and then as soon as he let go of his hand, Park Tailian flew into the sea dozens of feet away with the stick. "Although this guy is despicable and shameless, his sin is not to death, just let him suffer a little." The idea of the tower was there from the beginning.

King Yu's face is pale, let's admit defeat decently! He looked at King Xi, the two made eye contact, and finally unified their opinions, got up and said gloomily: "King Dong, we lost this competition, the port is still yours, let's score again next year." The two confessed to Zheng He and then left in a huff.